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* OnePhoneCall:
-->'''(203)''': I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
-->'''(601)''': Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
-->'''(203)''': I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
-->'''(601)''': Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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* CloudCuckooLand: It gets really weird the deeper you get into.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people senting the text.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people senting the text.
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* CloudCuckooLand: It gets really weird the deeper you get into.
into each area code.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the peoplesenting sending the text.texts. Their thought processes can be rather...special, especially if they're ''sober''.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people
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* AutoErotica: Quite often, actually.
-->'''(561)''': I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
-->'''(303)''': Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
-->'''(561)''': I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
-->'''(303)''': Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
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* MileHighClub: It's happened.
-->'''(512)''': The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
-->'''(512)''': The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
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-->'''(630)''': And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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* GratuitousForeignLanguage:
-->'''(571)''': How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
-->'''(571)''': How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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* Polyamory: {{Polyamory}}:
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-->'''(731)''': Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
-->'''(731)''': Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
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-->'''(512)''': after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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* CloudCuckooLand: It gets really weird the deeper you get into.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people senting the text.
* CloudCuckooLander: Most of the people senting the text.
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-->'''(205)''': Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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-->'''(205)''': Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's [=McDonald=]'s drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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-->'''(713)''': Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
* WackyFratboyHijinks: Especially since the prime demographic displayed are college students/twenty-somethings.
-->'''(501)''': instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
-->'''(843)''': they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
-->'''(205)''': Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
* WackyFratboyHijinks: Especially since the prime demographic displayed are college students/twenty-somethings.
-->'''(501)''': instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
-->'''(843)''': they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
-->'''(205)''': Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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* PointAndLaughShow: Depending on whether you want to look at the "good night" or "bad night" ratings, you will either feel really envious that you never go out, or ''extremely'' relieved that it's not happening to you.
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--> '''(616)''': You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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* DramaticIrony: The "texts onto screencaps" fandom has a tendency to invoke NotHyperbole, taking comparisons to their logical extremes.
-->''(image of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Oerba Yun Fang]] as [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Ragnarok]])''
-->'''(215)''': Sorry I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I swear.
-->''(image of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Oerba Yun Fang]] as [[SuperpoweredEvilSide Ragnarok]])''
-->'''(215)''': Sorry I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I swear.
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* ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime: So many times
-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time\\
'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time\\
'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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* ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime: So many times
-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time\\
'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time\\
'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the timetime\\
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'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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* ItSeemedLikeAGoodIdeaAtTheTime: So many times
-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
-->'''(732):''' all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
'''(1-732):''' swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
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* MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext & ItMakesSenseInContext: Some texts seem so silly that you have to wonder "how did you end up in this situation?" and since they tend to be taken out of context, we can't say that it made sense or not in the moment.
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* DeadpanSnarker: The receivers of some of the crazier texts will often be this - [[AboveTheInfluence especially if they're sober, and the person they're talking to is not.]]
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* SkewedPriorities:
--> '''(404)''': you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
--> '''(707)''': he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
--> '''(404)''': you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
--> '''(707)''': he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
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* AllLowercaseLetters: The the default mode if the auto-correct isn't on.
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* ClusterFBomb: The word "fuck" is about as common as "the" on the site.
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* ClusterFBomb: The word "fuck" "Fuck" is about as common as "the" on the site."the".
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* GeekyTurnOn:
-->'''(617)''': she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
-->'''(315)''': She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
-->'''(323)''': Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
-->'''(617)''': she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
-->'''(315)''': She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
-->'''(323)''': Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
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* OfficeRomance: Or rather office trysts. Sometimes invoked, sometimes averted.
-->'''(305)''': If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
-->'''(303)''': Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
-->'''(513)''': DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.\\
'''(504)''': NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
-->'''(305)''': If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
-->'''(303)''': Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
-->'''(513)''': DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.\\
'''(504)''': NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
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* YourCheatingHeart: Often.
-->'''(303)''': Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
-->'''(484)''': She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
-->'''(303)''': Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
-->'''(484)''': She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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* DatingWhatDaddyHates:
--> '''(585)''': don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
* DeathBySex
-->'''(205)''': I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
--> '''(585)''': don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
* DeathBySex
-->'''(205)''': I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
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* WholesomeCrossdresser
-->'''(+61)''': yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
* WholesomeCrossdresser
-->'''(+61)''': yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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* BadAss: Quite a few.
--> '''(970)''': Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
--> '''(970)''': Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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* TheInternetIsForPorn:
-->'''(917)''': his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
-->'''(847)''': His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
-->'''(917)''': his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
-->'''(847)''': His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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-->'''(651):''' It happened again.
-->'''(612):''' What?
-->'''(651):''' I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
-->'''(612):''' What?
-->'''(651):''' I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
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-->'''(651):''' It happened again.
-->'''(612):''' What?
-->'''(651):'''again.\\
'''(612):''' What?\\
'''(651):''' I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a rownow.now.
-->'''(973)''': You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".\\
'''(908)''': That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
-->'''(612):''' What?
-->'''(651):'''
'''(612):''' What?\\
'''(651):''' I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row
-->'''(973)''': You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".\\
'''(908)''': That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
