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** This comic also take potshots at the premise of AvengersVsXMen, especially at idiotic reasons of ComicBook/TheAvengers and portrayal of ComicBook/XMen--particularly Phoenix Five--as DesignatedVillain. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech entry.
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* MisplacedWildlife: After being left alone in Antarctica, Wolverine kills a polar bear to protect himself from the cold with its fur. Lampshaded by Hope who asks him how he was capable of killing an animal that shouldn't even be there.
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* [[IdenticalLookingAsians Identical-Looking Mutants]]: All mutants look the same to Captain America, apparently. Apparently the other Avengers feel the same way, but when they mistake Colossus for the Juggernaut, he has to admit that [[JerkassHasAPoint they're not entirely wrong]] (since at the time, he basically ''was'' the Juggernaut).
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* [[IdenticalLookingAsians Identical-Looking Mutants]]: All mutants look the same to Captain America, apparently. Apparently the other Avengers feel the same way, but when they mistake Colossus for the Juggernaut, he has to admit that [[JerkassHasAPoint they're not entirely wrong]] (since at the time, he basically ''was'' the Juggernaut).
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* [[IdenticalLookingAsians Identical-Looking Mutants]]: All mutants look the same to Captain America, apparently. Apparently the other Avengers feel the same way, but when they mistake Colossus for the Juggernaut, he has to admit that [[JerkassHasAPoint they're not entirely wrong]] (since at the time, he basically ''was'' the Juggernaut).
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* BetterThanABareBulb: The comic takes a dig at most of the incongruences of this storyline, and comic books in general.
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* BetterThanABareBulb: The comic takes a dig at most of the incongruences incongruousness of this storyline, and comic books in general.general.
* BrickJoke: In the first issue Namor tells Hope a story about how back in World War 2, Captain America got drunk and pissed on an Auschwitz survivor. In the second issue, after seeing the helicarrier full of Avengers, Magneto starts having camp flashbacks and says he doesn't want to be pissed on again.
* BrickJoke: In the first issue Namor tells Hope a story about how back in World War 2, Captain America got drunk and pissed on an Auschwitz survivor. In the second issue, after seeing the helicarrier full of Avengers, Magneto starts having camp flashbacks and says he doesn't want to be pissed on again.
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-->'''Hope''': I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddman retarded. It's ruining evrything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: [[ComicBook/CivilWar Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago!]] [[ComicBook/HouseOfM And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you]], [[EasilyForgiven and you just let her back on the team!]]
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-->'''Hope''': I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddman goddamn retarded. It's ruining evrything! everything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: [[ComicBook/CivilWar Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago!]] [[ComicBook/HouseOfM And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you]], [[EasilyForgiven and you just let her back on the team!]]
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* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put on top).
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* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put on top).it on).
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* [[NWordPrivileges M-Word Privileges]]: Mocked heavily through the phrase "my mugga."
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* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: "And that concludes our presentation on why [[{{Hermaphrodite}} futa]] is totally not gay."
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* NonSequiturThud: "...and I'll have the two piece combo..."
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** Captain America tried to do this to Cyclops with his shield. He hit Cyclops' neck instead.
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** Captain America mistakes Ironfist for the white Power Ranger.
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** Captain America mistakes Ironfist Iron Fist for the white Power Ranger.
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* TakeThat: When the Avengers are about to attack Utopia, err sorry, Cyclops' Island, Spiderman asks if there's oil underground.
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* TheStoner: A large portion of the cast.
* TakeThat: When the Avengers are about to attack Utopia, err sorry, Cyclops' Island,Spiderman Spider-Man asks if there's oil underground.
* TakeThat: When the Avengers are about to attack Utopia, err sorry, Cyclops' Island,
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** Don't fuck with Cyclops' sea otters.
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-->'''Captain America''': Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome".
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-->'''Captain America''': Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome". So to quote the late, great President Reagan: "Suck my dick, faggot."
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-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there? I'm seeing what it looks like a pair of...blue tennis balls.
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-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there? I'm seeing what it looks like a pair of... blue tennis balls.
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* {{Pun}}: Cyclops is in love with them, much to everybody else's annoyance.
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* {{Pun}}: Cyclops is in love with them, PungeonMaster: Cyclops, much to everybody else's annoyance.
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* IncrediblyLamePun: Cyclops is in love with them, much to everybody else's annoyance.
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* AbsoluteCleavage: Black Widow usually exposes a lot of cleavage in order to distract the enemies (though nobody mentions that he can also distract her allies). By her own admission, [[TheLoad this is the only thing she's good for]].
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* AbsoluteCleavage: Black Widow usually exposes a lot of cleavage in order to distract the enemies (though nobody mentions that he she can also distract her allies). By her own admission, [[TheLoad this is the only thing she's good for]].
* GroinAttack: Both Iron Man and Thor somehow managed to do this to the Phoenix Force.
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* MindRape: Cyclops told Emma to send Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.
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* MindRape: Cyclops told Upon Cyclops' orderrs, Emma to send sent Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.
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* VulgarHumor: There's lots of swearing. You could make a drinking game whenever somebody says "faggot".
** The chief offender is the Phoenix, who also indulges in racial slurs.
** The chief offender is the Phoenix, who also indulges in racial slurs.
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* HandicappedBadass: Subverted with daredevil. During most fights he just hits thin air.
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* HandicappedBadass: Subverted with daredevil. Daredevil. During most fights he just hits thin air.air.
* HypocriticalHumour: A mainstay of the series.
* HypocriticalHumour: A mainstay of the series.
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* HandicappedBaddas: Subverted with daredevil. During most fights he just hits thin air.
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* HandicappedBaddas: HandicappedBadass: Subverted with daredevil. During most fights he just hits thin air.
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* TheAlcoholic: Tony Stark.
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* AbsoluteCleavage: Black Widow usually exposes a lot of cleavage in order to distract the enemies (though nobody mentions that he can also distract her allies). By her own admission, [[TheLoad this is the only thing she's good for]].
* TheAlcoholic: Tony Stark. Emma Frost as well.
* TheAlcoholic: Tony Stark. Emma Frost as well.
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* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Par for the course for an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abriged Series]], with Cap and Iron Man being otaku who partake in futanari ecchi, Wolverine claiming all his knowledge from "wolf college", Iron Fist being a deviant who treats K'un Lun as his personal sex dungeon, Spider-Man outright ''[[BlackComedyRape raping]]'' Wolverine off-screen, Cyclops being a narcissistic pinhead and Magneto being incontinent.
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* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently, somebody recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.
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** During the first fight between the Avengers and the X-Men, Cyclops yells "#YOLO!".
* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently,somebody Daredevil recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.
* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently,
* ButtMonkey: Wolverine. He gets beat up a lot, is often mocked by the rest of the Avengers and despised by the X-Men. And when Spiderman raped him, everybody else just looked and laughed at him instead of helping (and Daredevil even recorded the whole thing).
* DontExplainTheJoke: Hank Pym has an habit of doing this.
* {{Egopolis}}: Utopia here is named "Cyclops' Island".
* {{Egopolis}}: Utopia here is named "Cyclops' Island".
* HandicappedBaddas: Subverted with daredevil. During most fights he just hits thin air.
* KilledOffForReal: [[spoiler: Hawkeye]].
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* TheLostLenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis.
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* TheLoad: Hawkeye and Black Widow, through the latter is a bit more aware about it.
* TheLostLenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis. This is the main reason of why Hope decided to leave with the Avengers.
* TheLostLenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis. This is the main reason of why Hope decided to leave with the Avengers.
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* MotiveDecay: The comic doesn't miss the opportunity to point out that, after getting the power of the phoenix, Cyclops never tried to restore mutantkind ([[ItMakesSenseInContext he decided to form a rap band with the other Phoenix hosts]]).
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* MotiveDecay: The comic doesn't miss the opportunity to point out that, after getting the power of the phoenix, Cyclops never tried to restore mutantkind ([[ItMakesSenseInContext ([[MakesAsMuchSenseInContext he decided to form a rap band with the other Phoenix hosts]]).
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* OccidentalOtaku: Iron Man and Captain America are portrayed as two obsessive anime fanboys.
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* OccidentalOtaku: Iron Man and Captain America are portrayed as two obsessive anime fanboys. Though they seem to be more into hentai rather than normal anime.
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* SayMyName: "JEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!"
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* TakeThat: When the Avengers are about to attack Utopia, err sorry, Cyclops' Island, Spiderman asks if there's oil underground.
* TheUnfavorite: Quciksilver.
-->'''Magneto:''' Dammit Pietro, why can't you be more like your mutant-genociding sister?
* TheUnfavorite: Quciksilver.
-->'''Magneto:''' Dammit Pietro, why can't you be more like your mutant-genociding sister?
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* WouldHitAGirl: Cyclops' favorite hobby is to beat up Hope on a regular basis, under the pretense of being "training" her.
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* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put on top).
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* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put on top).top).
* YouMakeMeSic: After Emma Frost uses [[DelusionsOfEloquence "irregardless"]].
--> '''Cap''': It's "regardless", you stupid bitch...
* YouMakeMeSic: After Emma Frost uses [[DelusionsOfEloquence "irregardless"]].
--> '''Cap''': It's "regardless", you stupid bitch...
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* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Par for the course for an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abriged Series]], with Cap and Iron Man being otaku who partake in futanari ecchi, Wolverine claiming all his knowledge from "wolf college", Iron Fist being a deviant who treats K'un Lun as his personal sex dungeon, Spider-Man outright ''[[BlackComedyRape raping]]'' Wolverine off-screen and Cyclops being a narcissistic pinhead.
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* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Par for the course for an [[TheAbridgedSeries Abriged Series]], with Cap and Iron Man being otaku who partake in futanari ecchi, Wolverine claiming all his knowledge from "wolf college", Iron Fist being a deviant who treats K'un Lun as his personal sex dungeon, Spider-Man outright ''[[BlackComedyRape raping]]'' Wolverine off-screen and off-screen, Cyclops being a narcissistic pinhead.pinhead and Magneto being incontinent.
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* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Par for the course for an AbrigedSeries, with Cap and Iron Man being otaku who partake in futanari ecchi, Wolverine claiming all his knowledge from "wolf college", Iron Fist being a deviant who treats K'un Lun as his personal sex dungeon, Spider-Man outright ''[[BlackComedyRape raping]]'' Wolverine off-screen and Cyclops being a narcissistic pinhead.
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* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Par for the course for an AbrigedSeries, [[TheAbridgedSeries Abriged Series]], with Cap and Iron Man being otaku who partake in futanari ecchi, Wolverine claiming all his knowledge from "wolf college", Iron Fist being a deviant who treats K'un Lun as his personal sex dungeon, Spider-Man outright ''[[BlackComedyRape raping]]'' Wolverine off-screen and Cyclops being a narcissistic pinhead.
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* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Par for the course for an AbrigedSeries, with Cap and Iron Man being otaku who partake in futanari ecchi, Wolverine claiming all his knowledge from "wolf college", Iron Fist being a deviant who treats K'un Lun as his personal sex dungeon, Spider-Man outright ''[[BlackComedyRape raping]]'' Wolverine off-screen and Cyclops being a narcissistic pinhead.
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-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there? I'm seeing what it looks like a pair of...blue tennis balls.
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* NeverLiveItDown: As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. [[invoked]]
* NeverLiveItDown: As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. [[invoked]]
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* MotiveDecay: The comic doesn't miss the opportunity to point out that, after getting the power of the phoenix, Cyclops never tried to restore mutantkind ([[ItMakesSenseInContext he decided to form a rap band with the other Phoenix hosts]]).
-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there?i'm I'm seeing what it looks like a pair of...blue tennis balls.
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** As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. [[invoked]]
-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there?
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** As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. [[invoked]]
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** And of course, that's not the last of it.
-->'''Magik''': [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic monster!]][[CallingYourAttacks Social Justice Slash!]]
-->'''Magik''': [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic monster!]][[CallingYourAttacks Social Justice Slash!]]
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-->'''Magik''': [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic
** Also, the fact that Scarlet Witch is romantically involved with a robot.
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* RunningGag: Many, the most prominent being people wondering how exactly the Scarlet Witch's powers work.
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** Captain America mistakes Ironfist for the white Power Ranger.
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** Captain America mistakes Ironfist for the white Power Ranger.
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: The reason behind Cyclops wanting to use the Phoenix to create new mutants is that he thinks that most of the actual mutants aren't cool enough. He also thinks this of flying, calling it "the soy sauce of superpowers" (only good if you have something else to put on top).
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* BattleCry: After Emma Frost promises to Namor to do "butt-stuff" with him if he attacks Wakanda, he charges the place using the term as his battle cry.
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''[[http://www.nuzlocke.com/muhphoenix.php?p=1 Muh Phoenix]]'' is a parody of the Creator/MarvelComics CrisisCrossover ComicBook/AvengersVsXMen made by Nuzlocke. You can either read it online or download each issue in .cbr format.
It greatly exaggerates some aspects of the characters, as well as giving them much sillier motivation to start a conflict than in the original story, and swearing. Lots of swearing.
Keep in mind that most tropes listed below are PlayedForLaughs
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!!This comic contains examples of:
* TheAlcoholic: Tony Stark.
-->'''Iron Man''': Like Mama Stark always said, you're never too drunk to fly a giant robot.
* AnythingThatMoves: Emma Frost. She can't even name ten people she hasn't slept with. This may be the reason of why she and Cyclops aren't a couple.
* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently, somebody recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.
* BerserkButton: Implying that Namor is homosexual.
-->'''Namor''': This is what you get when you provoke my insecurities! Sure I might dress a little provocatively and sure, my hair is always silky and fabulous, but that's no reason to assume anyhting! I'm Namor the womanizer supreme! The prick with a huge dick!
* BetterThanABareBulb: The comic takes a dig at most of the incongruences of this storyline, and comic books in general.
* CallingYourAttacks: Wolverine and Captain America did it during their fight. Cap called Wolverine for it, before doing it himself.
* ClusterFBomb: Everybody at some point, but the Phoenix Force speaks like this constantly.
* ComedicSociopathy: Many of the tense and climatic moments of the comic are played for laughs here.
* FantasticSlur: Mutants get sometimes called "muties" (like in canon) and "muggas" (just here).
* {{Flanderization}}: Almost everybody. The Scarlet Witch really resents that people only remember her for depowering the mutants and being {{Robosexual}}.
* EagleLand: Captain America here is a clear type 2, although it doesn't show up much.
-->'''Captain America''': Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome".
* EasilyForgiven: The Scarlet Witch. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Below.
* TheImmodestOrgasm: Scarlet Witch has one after being wrapped by Magik's Phoneix Fire Tentacles. The panel is even edited to give her a blush.
* IncrediblyLamePun: Cyclops is in love with them, much to everybody else's annoyance.
* ItsAllAboutMe: Scarlet Witch thinks she's the true victim of ''ComicBook/HouseOfM'', because despite going insane, killing people and bringing mutantkind near extinction, nobody cared about how ''she'' felt.
* {{Jerkass}}: Almost everybody.
* KnockKnockJoke: Attempted twice by Captain America in his fight with Wolverine.
* TheLostLenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis.
* MindRape: Cyclops told Emma to send Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.
-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there? i'm seeing what it looks like a pair of...blue tennis balls.
* NeverLiveItDown: As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. [[invoked]]
-->'''Hope Summers''': Congratulations, you beat up a teenage girl. Hank Pym would be proud.
** Later, we have this gem:
-->'''Captain America''': Hank, give him the Van Dyne special.
-->'''Hank Pym''': I resent that.
** And of course, that's not the last of it.
-->'''Magik''': [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic monster!]][[CallingYourAttacks Social Justice Slash!]]
-->'''Hank Pym''': How many times do I have to apologize for that? It was 30 yars ago!
* OnlySaneMan: Hope Summers, though by e very small margin.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Hope delivers a big one to the Avengers:
-->'''Hope''': I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddman retarded. It's ruining evrything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: [[ComicBook/CivilWar Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago!]] [[ComicBook/HouseOfM And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you]], [[EasilyForgiven and you just let her back on the team!]]
It greatly exaggerates some aspects of the characters, as well as giving them much sillier motivation to start a conflict than in the original story, and swearing. Lots of swearing.
Keep in mind that most tropes listed below are PlayedForLaughs
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!!This comic contains examples of:
* TheAlcoholic: Tony Stark.
-->'''Iron Man''': Like Mama Stark always said, you're never too drunk to fly a giant robot.
* AnythingThatMoves: Emma Frost. She can't even name ten people she hasn't slept with. This may be the reason of why she and Cyclops aren't a couple.
* BlackComedyRape: Spiderman raped Wolverine. Apparently, somebody recorded it and uploaded it to Youtube.
* BerserkButton: Implying that Namor is homosexual.
-->'''Namor''': This is what you get when you provoke my insecurities! Sure I might dress a little provocatively and sure, my hair is always silky and fabulous, but that's no reason to assume anyhting! I'm Namor the womanizer supreme! The prick with a huge dick!
* BetterThanABareBulb: The comic takes a dig at most of the incongruences of this storyline, and comic books in general.
* CallingYourAttacks: Wolverine and Captain America did it during their fight. Cap called Wolverine for it, before doing it himself.
* ClusterFBomb: Everybody at some point, but the Phoenix Force speaks like this constantly.
* ComedicSociopathy: Many of the tense and climatic moments of the comic are played for laughs here.
* FantasticSlur: Mutants get sometimes called "muties" (like in canon) and "muggas" (just here).
* {{Flanderization}}: Almost everybody. The Scarlet Witch really resents that people only remember her for depowering the mutants and being {{Robosexual}}.
* EagleLand: Captain America here is a clear type 2, although it doesn't show up much.
-->'''Captain America''': Maybe you don't know how we do things in America, but when we want something, we take it. And then you said "you're welcome".
* EasilyForgiven: The Scarlet Witch. See TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Below.
* TheImmodestOrgasm: Scarlet Witch has one after being wrapped by Magik's Phoneix Fire Tentacles. The panel is even edited to give her a blush.
* IncrediblyLamePun: Cyclops is in love with them, much to everybody else's annoyance.
* ItsAllAboutMe: Scarlet Witch thinks she's the true victim of ''ComicBook/HouseOfM'', because despite going insane, killing people and bringing mutantkind near extinction, nobody cared about how ''she'' felt.
* {{Jerkass}}: Almost everybody.
* KnockKnockJoke: Attempted twice by Captain America in his fight with Wolverine.
* TheLostLenore: Cyclops, exaggerated. he clearly never got over Jean's death, and mentions her on a regular basis.
* MindRape: Cyclops told Emma to send Captain America a psychic vision of Beast's testicles.
-->'''Captain America''': Tony? Tony, are you there? i'm seeing what it looks like a pair of...blue tennis balls.
* NeverLiveItDown: As expected, everybody is more than happy to remind Hank Pym the time he beat his wife. [[invoked]]
-->'''Hope Summers''': Congratulations, you beat up a teenage girl. Hank Pym would be proud.
** Later, we have this gem:
-->'''Captain America''': Hank, give him the Van Dyne special.
-->'''Hank Pym''': I resent that.
** And of course, that's not the last of it.
-->'''Magik''': [[AndThisIsFor This one's for Janet, you mysoginistic monster!]][[CallingYourAttacks Social Justice Slash!]]
-->'''Hank Pym''': How many times do I have to apologize for that? It was 30 yars ago!
* OnlySaneMan: Hope Summers, though by e very small margin.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Hope delivers a big one to the Avengers:
-->'''Hope''': I came with you guys for a reason. Because there's something I really need to talk you guys about. Something you really need to hear. Please all of you, stop being retards, please. Stop being so goddman retarded. It's ruining evrything! Every year you guys come up with some new bullshit to squabble about - some new dumbass reason to kick each other in the dicks instead of talking things out like reasonable adults! I mean, just look at who's on your team right now: [[ComicBook/CivilWar Tony Star tried to enslave all of you just a few years ago!]] [[ComicBook/HouseOfM And Scarlet Witch went batshit insane and killed at least three of you]], [[EasilyForgiven and you just let her back on the team!]]
