History WebAnimation / TheUnbiasedHistoryOfRome

** Elegabalus used his degeneracy to counter the degeneracy problem and preached about Sol Invictus to streamline the pantheon.

** All women have a similar template to work with, although in this case they are also used for the twinks for [[ManlyGay certain Patricians]].

* BerserkButton: Even while he couldn't get his brother Geta's affection in return, suggest that he murdered Geta at your own peril. Several plebs and the whole city of Alexandria learned that [[DisproportionateRetribution the hard way]].

'''The Unbiased History of Rome''' is a web animation series by [=DovahHatty=] started on May 22, 2019. In spite of the name, it actually is blatantly biased towards the Romans for laughs, sometimes even reinterpreting entire events in their favor as he covers their history from mythological beginnings in Troy, to the times of the Republic, to the empire onwards. The entire series can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOzr15h8S8&list=PLp5VE4P1YBhe0WnxTfwM88ZfFzuytXOJa here]].

** The Chads are typically used to represent the Patricians, elite soldiers and favorable leaders of Rome. They have also been used for their Trojan forebears, the inhabitants of Alba Longa and an occasional non-Roman such as Hannibal (as the gods felt the Romans needed a challenge after the first Punic War) and Josephus (a Jewish historian who favored the empire and became a citizen).

** Virgins are used to represent weak-willed/disloyal military men and senators on the Roman side, as well as some unflattering rulers. Among non-Romans, they fill in for the various Greekoids.

* HistoricalHeroUpgrade: Quite a few Roman figures were portrayed this way. For example, while the pre-illness months of Caligula's rule were consistent with his portrayals by contemporary historians, the post-illness rule was portrayed as him having an epiphany as being a god. He even went as far as to defeat Neptune at the English Channel and only stopping short of invading Britain because of matters he'd have to attend to.

'''The Unbiased History of Rome''' is a web animation series by Dovah "Furry Lover" Tranny Nigger Janny started on May 22, 2019. In spite of the name, it actually is blatantly biased towards the Romans for laughs, sometimes even reinterpreting entire events in their favor as he covers their history from mythological beginnings in Troy, to the times of the Republic, to the empire onwards. The entire series can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOzr15h8S8&list=PLp5VE4P1YBhe0WnxTfwM88ZfFzuytXOJa here]].

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'''The Unbiased History of Rome''' is a web animation series by Dovahhatty started on May 22, 2019. In spite of the name, it actually is blatantly biased towards the Romans for laughs, sometimes even reinterpreting entire events in their favor as he covers their history from mythological beginnings in Troy, to the times of the Republic, to the empire onwards. The entire series can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOzr15h8S8&list=PLp5VE4P1YBhe0WnxTfwM88ZfFzuytXOJa here]].

* DistinctiveAppearances: For the Romans themselves, the Trojans, their descendants, Patricians and elite soldiers were all portrayed as [[MemeticMutation Chads]][[note]]An occasional non-Roman can be a Chad too, including Hannibal and pro-Roman Jewish historian Josephus[[/note]]. The corrupt and weak-willed Romans, plus some non-Romans, were portrayed as Virgins. Some more dignified non-Chads, or otherwise just normal plebs, were still portrayed as Wojaks. Effeminate men that sexually service the Patricians are portrayed similarly to women. The exception to this is Labienus, called "le benis" for the Julius Caesar episode, where he's portrayed as Spurdo Spärde and even talks like him.

* DistinctiveAppearances: For the Romans themselves, the Trojan-descended, as well as several rulers and elite soldiers, were portrayed as [[MemeticMutation Chads]][[note]]An occasional non-Roman can be a Chad too, including Hannibal and pro-Roman Jewish historian Josephus[[/note]]. The corrupt and weak-willed Romans, plus some non-Romans, were portrayed as Virgins. Some more dignified non-Chads, or otherwise just normal plebs, were still portrayed as Wojaks. Effeminate men that sexually service the Patricians are portrayed similarly to women. The exception to this is Labienus, called "le benis" for the Julius Caesar episode, where he's portrayed as Spurdo Spärde and even talks like him.

* PyrrhicVictory: Inevitably brought up in The Conquest of Italy, where Epirus would wind up close to losing on more than one occasion, that he only won because he utilized his twenty Indian war elephants. It was getting to the point where he would curse his "victories".

* DistinctiveAppearances: For the Romans themselves, the Trojan-descended, as well as several rulers and elite soldiers, were portrayed as [[MemeticMutation Chads]][[note]]An occasional non-Roman can be a Chad too, including Hannibal and pro-Roman Jewish historian Josephus[[/note]]. The corrupt and weak-willed Romans, plus some non-Romans, were portrayed as Virgins. Some more dignified non-Chads, or otherwise just normal plebs, were still portrayed as Wojaks. The exception to this is Labienus, called "le benis" for the Julius Caesar episode, where he's portrayed as Spurdo Spärde and even talks like him.

* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: Besides many non-Romans, Livia is portrayed as similar to her ''Series/IClaudius'' portrayal in being an EvilMatriarch who offs Augustus' heir and later him, and Commodus is portrayed like he is in ''Film/{{Gladiator}}'' with him [[{{Patricide}} killing matricide]]. More generally, the senators are usually portrayed as a bunch of scheming, spineless figures who resent and bend over backwards to the new emperor.

* FliesEqualEvil: Domitian's habit of pinning flies is explained as him knowing they were up to no good, which he's proven right when [[WomanScorned Berenice]] uses a fly to kill Titus with a fever.

* FliesAreEvil: Domitian's habit of pinning flies is explained as him knowing they were up to no good, which he's proven right when [[WomanScorned Berenice]] uses a fly to kill Titus with a fever.

* HistoricalVillainUpgrade: Besides many non-Romans, Livia is portrayed as similar to her ''Series/IClaudius'' portrayal in being an EvilMatriarch who offs Augustus' heir and later him.

* CensoredForComedy: The more degenerate groups were given this treatment, including the G*uls, Etr*scans and especially the G*rms[[note]]Germans[[/note]]

* AllWomenAreLustful: Particularly the Barbarian (or otherwise non-Roman) kind towards Romans. For example, there was the [[SwappedRoles rape BY the Sabine women]], Boudica revolted against the Romans because she's denied sex with them, and Cleopatra had the hots for Julius Caesar [[SexMagic for her mind control magic on Mark Anthony]]. Roman women weren't immune to this either, and it became a big problem around the rule of Caesar Augustus, even within his own family.

* AllWomenAreLustful: Particularly the Barbarian (or otherwise non-Roman) kind, particularly towards Romans. For example, there was the [[SwappedRoles rape BY the Sabine women]], Boudica revolted against the Romans because she's denied sex with them, and Cleopatra had the hots for Julius Caesar [[SexMagic for her mind control magic on Mark Anthony]]. Roman women weren't immune to this either, and it became a big problem around the rule of Caesar Augustus, even within his own family.

* ArtShift: While the people are consistently portrayed as meme characters, the background can consistently shift between a one-color background with simplistic art and/and stock images and backgrounds assembled in VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} and [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]].

* ItsPronouncedTropay: Often opts to use the classical Latin pronunciations for characters, but sometimes even throws a bone to the popular pronunciations like that of Julius Caesar or Markus Antonius (Mark Anthony).
* MindControlEyes: Mark Anthony's eyes become yellow when falling under the mind control of Cleopatra, who uses the romancing of Roman Chads like Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony as a means for her sorcery.

* DistinctiveAppearances: For the Romans themselves, the Trojan-descended, as well as several rulers and elite soldiers, were portrayed as [[MemeticMutation Chads]][[note]]An occasional non-Roman can be a Chad too, including Hannibal and pro-Roman Jewish historian Josephus[[/note]]. The corrupt and weak-willed Romans, plus some non-Romans, were portrayed as Virgins. Some more dignified non-Chads, or otherwise just normal plebs, were still portrayed as Wojaks.

* ShoutOut: The scenery in certain parts of videos often would utilize the use of VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} and [[VideoGame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim Skyrim]].

* DistinctiveAppearances: For the Romans themselves, the Trojan-descended, as well as several rulers and elite soldiers, were portrayed as [[MemeticMutation Chads]][[note]]An occasional non-Roman can be a Chad too, including Hannibal and pro-Roman Jewish historian Josephus[[/note]]. The corrupt and weak-willed Romans, plus some non-Romans, were portrayed as Virgins. Some more dignified non-Chads, or otherwise just normal Romanized people, were still portrayed as Wojaks.

'''The Unbiased History of Rome''' is a web animation series by Dovahhatty, where in spite of the name, it actually is blatantly biased towards the Romans for laughs, sometimes even reinterpreting entire events in their favor as he covers their history from mythological beginnings in Troy, to the times of the Republic, to the empire onwards. The entire series can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOzr15h8S8&list=PLp5VE4P1YBhe0WnxTfwM88ZfFzuytXOJa here]].