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[[WMG: Wii Sports Resort is a cleverly-disguised tech/training demo of [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]].]]
The archery and swordfighting minigames are obvious, but Skyward also includes aspects of flying, skydiving, and even ''bowling''. (There may be more, but I haven't gotten that far yet.) Clearly Nintendo has been fine-tuning concepts from Resort for use in Skyward. The only question is whether this was an [[ThrowItIn improvisation]] on Nintendo's part, or if [[ThePlan they planned it like this]].

The Miis from the Wii's Mii Channel are all made to your specifications, with certain gene sequences and trainable phenotypes that could be ingrained in the cloning and aging process. In VideoGame/WiiSports, the Miis are pitted against each other in battles reminiscent of unarmed brawls, long-range personal catapault, bomb-rolling, and [[PlayingTennisWithTheBoss reenacting battles of legend]]. The clothing worn by the Miis (includign the audience) is extremely simplistic, consisting of a shirt that covers the hands and pants with foot covers attached, such as might be worn for convenience or to denote being part of a "no luxuries' caste in The Future. The reason their facial expressions never change is that they are forced into such awkward grins to appear happy, or at least appear a specific emotion, for the audience, and require surgery to change it.

The Miis from the Wii's Mii Channel are all made to your specifications, with certain gene sequences and trainable phenotypes that could be ingrained in the cloning and aging process. In WiiSports, the Miis are pitted against each other in battles reminiscent of unarmed brawls, long-range personal catapault, bomb-rolling, and [[PlayingTennisWithTheBoss reenacting battles of legend]]. The clothing worn by the Miis (includign the audience) is extremely simplistic, consisting of a shirt that covers the hands and pants with foot covers attached, such as might be worn for convenience or to denote being part of a "no luxuries' caste in The Future. The reason their facial expressions never change is that they are forced into such awkward grins to appear happy, or at least appear a specific emotion, for the audience, and require surgery to change it.

[[WMG: Wii Sports is a ring of designing interesting clones for the entertainment of the dytopian futuristic masses.]]

[[WMG: Wii Sports Resort is a cleverly-disguised tech/training demo of [[TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword Skyward Sword]].]]

[[WMG: One of the golf courses in Wii Sports original is in [[SuperMarioBros Peach]]'s backyard.]]

The archery and swordfighting minigames are obvious, but Skyward also includes aspects of flying, skydiving, and even ''bowling''. (There may be more, but I haven't gotten that far yet.) Clearly Nintendo has been fine-tuning concepts from Resort for use in Skyward. The only question is whether this was an [[ThrowItIn improvisation]] on Nintendo's part, or if [[XanatosGambit they planned it like this]].

*** They survive every single thing, to boot. This means that they're forced to do these all the time, possibly feeling pain, but not death. [[HighOctaneNightmareFuel Oh]] [[AndIMustScream My]] [[FateWorseThanDeath Freaking]] [[FridgeHorror God!]]

[[WMG: Wii Sports Resort is a cleverly-disguised tech/training demo of [[TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword SkywardSword.]]

[[WMG: Wii Sports Resort is a cleverly-disguised tech/training demo of SkywardSword.]]

* I thought this was cannon[[SarcasmMode .]]
** You have been [[GannonBanned Cannon Banned]].

[[WMG: Obligatory Time Lord theory!]]
But who is it?
* That Ryan bloke from the boxing game, obviously.