History WMG / VeganArtbook

Just like with other things on her resume, her love for cats has been demonized by [[BitchingInSheepsClothing Brie]], who can't comprehend how someone can love animals and still eat meat. As a result, Brie spread lies about her liking to stab pigs and killing wolves for pleasure in order so that she can look worse in the eyes of others, especially the [[AnimalWrongGroup vegans]]. The omnivore characters who know Cuntons very well, often times stand up for her and pitch in to help with all her pet cats.

Just like with other things on her resume, her love for cats has been demonized by [[BitchingInSheepsClothing Brie]], who can't comprehend how someone can love animals and still eat meat. As a result, Brie spread lies about her liking to stab pigs and killing wolves for pleasure in order so that she can look worse in the eyes of others, especially the [[AnimalWrongsGroup vegans]]. The omnivore characters who know Cuntons very well, often times stand up for her and pitch in to help with all her pet cats.

Shawn is actually bisexual (he was briefly attracted to [[MrFanservice Rohit]] before finding out just how ''insufferable'' the guy is), but is nowhere near ready to come out yet. And he's all too aware that if Brie were to have any serious suspicions in that regard, she'd have no qualms about forcibly outing him to ''everyone''—his consent in the matter be damned. Hence, panicking when she grazed uncomfortably close to the truth.

Shawn is actually bisexual (he was briefly attracted to [[MrFanservice Rohit]] before finding out just how ''insufferable'' the guy is), but is nowhere near ready to come out yet. And he's all too aware that if Brie were to have any serious suspicions in that regard, she'd have no qualms about forcibly outing him to ''everyone''—his consent in the matter be damned.

Shawn is actually bisexual (he was briefly attracted to Rohit before finding out just how ''insufferable'' the guy is), but is nowhere near ready to come out yet. And he's all too aware that if Brie were to have any serious suspicions in that regard, she'd have no qualms about forcibly outing him to ''everyone''—his consent in the matter be damned.

Shawn is actually bisexual (he was briefly attracted to Rohit before finding out just how ''insufferable'' the guy is), but is nowhere near ready to come out yet. And he knows damned well that if Brie caught on, she'd have no qualms about forcibly outing him to ''everyone'', and his consent in the matter be damned.

Shawn is actually bisexual (he was briefly attracted to Rohit before finding out just how ''insufferable'' the guy is), but is nowhere near ready to come out yet. And he knows damned well that if Brie caught on, she'd have no qualms about outing him to ''everyone''.

Since she became a vegan when she was young, this means there has been a long rift between them for years. Before she became a vegan, Shawn and Brie were as thick as thieves. However, that all came to an end when Brie embraced veganism and started distancing herself from her brother due to viewing him as evil for being a [[StrawLoser carnist]]. This made Shawn as a result begin to resent her, and retaliate with meat jokes in order to counter her dogmatic rhetoric.

* ['''Yerdian voice'''] "Lions, tho." (But, seriously: a lot of militant vegans—Yerdian included—''do'' seem to have a disconnect regarding predators, or at least a refusal to acknowledge that the ''existence'' of predators pokes holes in their dogma.)

[[ WMG: Shawn and Brie used to be close until she decided to become a vegan ]]

[[ WMG: Shawn and Brie used to be close until she decided to become a vegan]]

Although the narrative tries to portray Shawn as being a JerkAss and [[ItsAllAboutMe self centered]], he actually secretly wishes his sister would not disdain him just for being a omnivore. Throughout the series, he's been willing to extend the leaf to her and let bygones be bygones. However, Brie being the self righteous person that she is refuses to give up on her fundamentalism and doubles down as a result.

In some comics, it is shown that Shawn actually gets along with Cuntons and finds himself in agreement with her on a lot of things including the right to eat meat. Even though Cuntons is demonized by the vegans as being evil, her biggest soft spot comes out when [[BigSisterInstinct Shawn is involved and is very protective of him]]. Shawn in response sees her more of a sister than his real sister, and sees her as being misunderstood by intolerant nitwits who shove their beliefs down others' throats.

[[WMG: Cuntons is a [[CoolBigSis surrogate big sister]] to Shawn due to the fact he doesn't have a good relationship with his self-righteous and overcritical [[DesignatedHero sister]]

In some comics, it is shown that Shawn actually gets along with Cuntons and finds himself in agreement with her on a lot of things including the right to eat meat. Even though Cuntons is demonized by the vegans as being evil, her biggest soft spot comes out when [[BigSisterInstinct Shawn is involved and is very protective of him]]. Shawn in response sees her more of a sister than his real sister.

** According to rumors, this isn't far removed from TruthInTelevision: She's apparently an insulting caricature of a "vulture culture" enthusiast [[TakeThatCritics against whom Yerdian has a grudge for criticizing her]] (or possibly of an amalgam of ''several'' such critics). Even her name is a riff off of said individual's surname and [[CountryMatters the obvious]].

Given how [[ChewToy Shawn]] is treated in the comic, one could say everything that is mentioned about Cuntons is just to make her look worse when she is in fact nicer than she appears. [[JerkassFacade She sometimes acts the way she is described in her profile]] is because she wants to scare radical vegans by dressing up as the embodiment of all their stereotypical views on meat eaters. And those rumors about her hating wolves are just that... rumours, and she is actually just a trophy hunter who owns a lot of wolf furs,which would of tick off a person like [[BitchInSheepsClothing Brie]]. She actually doesn't hate vegans, but only the intolerant kind like Brie and her friend's types that shame others for being meat eaters and makes it her mission to troll them.

Given how [[ChewToy Shawn]] is treated in the comic, one could say everything that is mentioned about Cuntons is just to make her look worse when she is in fact nicer than she appears. [[[[JerkassFacade She sometimes acts the way she is described in her profile]] is because she wants to scare radical vegans by dressing up as the embodiment of all their stereotypical views on meat eaters. And those rumors about her hating wolves are just that... rumours, and she is actually just a trophy hunter who owns a lot of wolf furs,which would of tick off a person like [[BitchInSheepsClothing Brie]]. She actually doesn't hate vegans, but only the intolerant kind like Brie and her friend's types that shame others for being meat eaters and makes it her mission to troll them.

Given that Shawn has been shown to sometimes have a live and let live attitude towards those who choose a vegan lifestyle, it could mean he began to lash out as he got more and more ticked off by Brie's intolerance against anyone who ate meat. The biggest straw came when she turned Legua vegan, and it caused her to distance herself from him.

[[WMG: The reason Shawn only started doing the "hmm, bacon" comments after he got fed up with his sister being insufferable about her beliefs]]

Even though right now Shawn might not be over Legua, it would be nice for him to hook up with someone who actually doesn't judge him for his eating preferences and is an omnivore like him. If they do get together, they will be treated like an UnholyMatrimony and Brie would act like a [[ObnoxiousInLaws passive-aggressive obnoxious sister-in-law type]] to Diva, which would cause them to butt heads on a more personal note.

Even though right now Shawn might not be over Legua, it would be nice for him to hook up with someone who actually doesn't judge him for his eating preferences and is an omnivore like him. If they do get together, they will be treated like an UnholyMatrimony and Brie would act like a passive aggressive ObnoxiousInLaw to Diva, which would cause them to butt heads on a more personal note.

* ['''Yerdian voice'''] "Lions, tho." (But, seriously: a lot of militant vegans—Yerdian included—''do'' seem to have a disconnect regarding predators, or at least a refusal to acknowledge that the ''existence'' of predators pokes holes in their dogma.)

There are a lot of animals who eat meat too. To protect the herbivores (whom they've already killed all of humanity for) they'll kill all the omnivores and carnivores. This, of course, will lead to a horrific environmental catastrophe as the predator-free animals eat all the vegetation and then starve to death.

The author's just sitting back and singing "Trololo".

[[WMG: The comic isn't meant to be taken seriously]]

[[WMG: The comic isn't meant to be taken seriously]]

He eats plants and appears to be bring about a ZombieApocalypse. The reason he's a vegan has nothing to do with AnimalWrongsGroup stuff. ''He's eating our defenses.'' All of the other vegans are [[UnwittingInstigatorOfDoom Unwitting Instigators of Doom]]. He's still alive and getting his thanatology degree. When he dies, Edgar George "Sterk" Zomboss will become a zombie him himself, build his zombot, lead his army of zombie to conquer the world and eat the sweetest meat of all...YOUR BRAINS!

He eats plants and appears to be bring about a ZombieApocalypse. The reason he's a vegan has nothing to do with AnimalWrongsGroup stuff. ''He's eating our defenses.'' All of the other vegans are UnwittingInstigatorsOfDoom. He's still alive and getting his thanatology degree. When he dies, Edgar George "Sterk" Zomboss will become a zombie him himself, build his zombot, lead his army of zombie to conquer the world and eat the sweetest meat of all...YOUR BRAINS!