History WMG / SecretSix

* Well, WordOfGod says one of the guys is...but I think he might be so obvious a choice as to be a RedHerring!

* When the reboot happens, Catman falls through time and reality to find himself in the 1950s, in the Australia of the Team Fortress universe. He grows a [[BadassMustache mustache]] in memory of his [[VitriolicBestBuds ol' buddy Floyd,]] cultivates his chest hair to hide his distinctive scars (just in case anyone else arrives from the D.C.U and comes after him) and uses his most recent ginormous paycheck (boosted in value by the removal of fifty years' worth of inflation) to found Mann Co. and allow himself to lead a stable, comfortable life with as much random violence and big-game hunting as he wants.
** What really gives it away (apart from the near-unmatchable levels of manliness) is the fact that he also commissions [[ComicBook/SecretSix a comic series dramatising his youthful adventures]] - which, [[HilariousInHindsight if you recall,]] include spending years in naught but a pair of little khaki shorts, [[TestosteronePoisoning stabbing a gorilla,]] [[RuleOfCool punching lions]] and hearing a shark cry [[ItMakesSenseInContext (or at least scream in horror at the prospect of spending eternity in a vegetarian restaurant).]]

As Etrigan explained to Catman, people pick their own personal paradises if they lived a good life.

** What really gives it away (apart from the near-unmatchable levels of manliness) is the fact that he also commissions [[ComicBook/SecretSix a comic series dramatising his youthful adventures]] - which, [[HilariousInHindsight if you recall,]] include spending years in naught but a pair of little khaki shorts, [[TestosteronePoisoning stabbing a gorilla,]] [[CrazyAwesome punching lions]] and hearing a shark cry [[ItMakesSenseInContext (or at least scream in horror at the prospect of spending eternity in a vegetarian restaurant).]]

** What really gives it away (apart from the near-unmatchable levels of manliness) is the fact that he also commissions [[SecretSix a comic series dramatising his youthful adventures]] - which, [[HilariousInHindsight if you recall,]] include spending years in naught but a pair of little khaki shorts, [[TestosteronePoisoning stabbing a gorilla,]] [[CrazyAwesome punching lions]] and hearing a shark cry [[ItMakesSenseInContext (or at least scream in horror at the prospect of spending eternity in a vegetarian restaurant).]]

** What really gives it away (apart from the near-unmatchable levels of manliness) is the fact that he also commissions a comic series dramatising his youthful adventures - which, [[HilariousInHindsight if you recall,]] include spending years in naught but a pair of little khaki shorts, [[TestosteronePoisoning stabbing a gorilla,]] [[CrazyAwesome punching lions]] and hearing a shark cry [[ItMakesSenseInContext (or at least scream in horror at the prospect of spending eternity in a vegetarian restaurant).]]

** What really gives it away (apart from the near-unmatchable levels of manliness) is the fact that he also commissions a comic series dramatising his youthful adventures - which, [[HilariousInHindsight if you recall,]] include spending years in naught but a pair of little khaki shorts, [[TestosteronePoisoning stabbing a gorilla,]] [[CrazyAwesome punching lions]] and hearing a shark cry [[ItMakesSenseInContext (or at least scream in horror at the prospect of spending eternity in a vegetarian restaurant).]]

[[WMG:Catman is a young [[TeamFortress2 Saxton Hale.]]]]