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Consequently, Peter is [[TheBible God]], Jacob is {{Satan}}, and Bella is {{SuzumiyaHaruhi}}.

The Emlist/ the : all powerful and yet basically useless= the Old Ones

* Jake: the leader via his skills of manipulation, always looking at the bigger picture, prepared to coldly and calmly sacrifice the lives of thousands to achieve his aims= Tzeentch
* Cassie: best at morphing I.E. best at a horrific process of body horror she willingly, ''gleefully'' puts herself though. Chooses to work with sick and dying animals, to whom she is as caring as a good grandparent= Nurgle
* Ax: Utter hedonistic SenseFreak. Enjoys whipping his enemies with a barbed tail= Slaanesh.
* Rachel: .... To be honest, If we replaced all her dialogue from the second half of the series with " Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull throne! " would anyone have cared? Or noticed?

[[QuantumLeap Dr Samuel Beckett]] leaped into him before the start of the series and got trapped there; that's why he never got home.]]

[[WMG:[[{{TheDarkTower}} Roland]] as Asperger's syndrome, or is otherwise non-neurotypical.]]

It's at least semi-plausible, but I really hope this isn't the case, because that would ''suck''. And it basically makes them {{ZombieInfectee}}s, only without a physical transformation. The entire game/series would be rendered pointless.

[[WMG:Taking a cue from ''TheSimpsons''; [[CasperTheFriendlyGhost Casper]] is the ghost of Richie Rich.]]

* This one really happened. ''In-universe''. Well, that's the most logical explanation for the alternate reality, now that we know what it truly is.

* After hearing what happened in the series finale for {{LOST}}... <shakes head>

[[WMG: Main/{{Janitor}}'s deletion of the "Paul [=McCartney=] Is Really Dead" theory that was on this page is confirmation that it is true and that Janitor is part of the Main/AncientConspiracy that is trying to cover it up.]]

* Wait, the person who currently answers to "Paul [=McCartney=]" is a '''shinigami'''?! <shudder>

* They're not dead, they're Time Lords. She's just not old enough to ride in a TARDIS yet.

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[[WMG: Link dies at the end of ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Link's Awakening]]'']]
The events of the game are [[DyingDream a massive hallucination]] while suffering from exposure.]]

For the Emperor's sake, Shinji is is not the Emprah! He lacks the spine ''and'' he's the wrong race. The God-Emperor of Mankind is clearly Native American. Shinji is Japanese. The Emprah is [[{{Superfriends}}Apache Chief]].

[[WMG: Link dies at the end of ''[[TheLegendOfZeldaLinksAwakening Link's Awakening]]''; the events of the game are [[DyingDream a massive hallucination]] while suffering from exposure.]]

* Snape kills Master Chief!

[[WMG: Robin Williams is NOT God and has been dead since 1982.]]
Just like in the "[[TheBeatles Paul is dead]]" theories, he's been replaced. You gotta admit, if you listen to "Reality, What A Concept" and then to "Live At The Met", you'll notice a lot of difference... but still, NoJustNo.

[[WMG: The vast majority of ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' crossover theories are true]]
Do we '''want''' to think that all these shows are the product of mankind's collective consciousness after getting tang'd to death? Or worse, Shinji's own messed-up fantasies? To say nothing of the Main/{{Squick}}iness of several of the "oh yeah, that was true" "theories" on that page.
* So, only the BibleBlack one is valid? Taking in consideration you talked about squicky...

As that series' own page says: Main/WordOfGod says, [[Main/BigNo Noooooooooooooooooo!]]
* And it's more likely that Gil and Zeetha share a parent, anyway.

SesameStreet is connected to the Tommy Westphallverse several times over. Big Bird appeared in person on {{Deal or No Deal}}. Donald Trump was also on Deal or No Deal once. (A number of Howie's statements indicate that ''Deal or No Deal'' does have a continuity.) Not only is Donald Trump connected to several actors through [[Series/TheApprentice the Celebrity Apprentice]] - including Kevin Bacon, which puts virtually everyone and everything in Hollywood in the Westphallverse through the Six Degrees rule - but he's also (apparently) connected to the real world. This is the real reason that [[http://home.vicnet.net.au/~kwgow/crossovers.html this site]] doesn't count SesameStreet.

Sometime prior to the series, L was bored because none of the crimes he solved were challenging for him. However, he managed to find a DeathNote and, after confirming its power, wrote "Beyond Birthday. Heart Attack. On January 21, 2004 Beyond's name is written in a DeathNote by someone who is willing to use the DeathNote to pursue some goal and has intelligence rivaling L's, Beyond dies 40 seconds later." L then relinquished ownership of that Death Note.

** Yes. The Death Note ''can'' cause (or enable) more Death Note-related deaths, or Light wouldn't have been able to take out all the initial investigators in Japan. [[hottip:* :He wrote the name of the director and made the detail of death that the director sent the name and pictures of the investigators to Ray Penburn, thus allowing for all of them to suffer Death Note-related deaths.]] So L ''could'' have written that cause of death, since it only results in Death Note-related deaths.

**** 'Usually refrain'? I've known few women who even ''wanted'' to refrain! Even on the leather seats of their precious car! But I'm going to have to debunk this theory, since I tend to get sympathy pains during my girlfriend's menstruation, while believe it or not the girl gets ''no symptoms at all'', and may not even be aware until I start getting bitchy and crampy. And I've never yet ejected teeth, or felt like my manhood was at risk.

**Technically the Animorphs could morph to birds and fly away. Those seclusive Cullens and the Musical people are still dead. [[SavedByTheBell Zach Morris]] escaped by calling out time. No one knows where The {{Glee}} Club went, though, not even the [[That'sSoRaven local pyshic]].

* It's the Power of Hot Bloodedness. Kamina was right all the time, but he died because he was afraid for a second.

*** ''THIS WHOLE DAMN THING IS PURELY A BULLSHIT ARGUMENT OF SEMANTICS, [[SoYeah SO THERE]].'' :P

{{WMG: Your theories suck and you should be ashamed of them!]]

[[spoiler: Kerrigan was faking [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming it]]. And then the rest of her swarm comes down on the Hyperion, killing and infesting everyone aboard.]]

[[WMG: ''Bowser'' is Peach's Lover]].
The Kidnappings are staged, because her dad will never let his precious daughter love "no damn overgrown snap turtle!" Mario is in on it, and takes his time to "rescue" the princess so they can have a nice date. Which also explains the massive amounts of Bowser-unusable power-ups Bowser keeps on hand for his home-invader. He doesn't want the Mario to die.

[[WMG: ''Bowser'' is Peach's Lover]].]]
The Kidnappings are staged, because her dad will never let his precious daughter love no "damn overgrown koopa!" Mario is in on it, and takes his time to "rescue" the princess so they can have a nice date. Which also explains the massive amounts of Bowser-unusable power-ups Bowser keeps on hand for his home-invader. He doesn't want the Mario to die.