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[[WMG: The entire Franchise/KingdomHearts universe is actually just [[MagicTheGathering another plane in the multiverse]]]]

[[WMG: All the [[ChosenOne keyblade masters/bearers]] are [[MagicTheGathering planeswalkers]]]]

Somehow Xehanort [[BreakingTheFourthWall managed to escape]] into RealLife (via the Mirage Arena), and possesed him around the development process of the first game. His KudzuPlot is just a way for him to [[InternetBackdraft generate enough controversy]] to [[BrokenBase split the fanbase into two.]] [[OhCrap He will then attempt to clash the two factions together]] in a Keyblade War MMORPG [[FridgeBrilliance since the X-Blade cannot exist in our realm normally.]] The date when said MMO goes live? [[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowit December 21, 2012.]]

And the whole Cloud and Aerith scene at the Hollow Bastion is a variation on the scene Cid recited in FFVII.

And Twilight Town is our world in the present, similar to Timeless River compared to Disney Castle. Tron exists in Hollow Bastion, when it was first generated on Earth. The FF characters are a group of cosplayers/[=Otakin=], and not in fact the originals (with the exclusion of Cloud and Sephiroth, and probably Tifa, considering what Sephiroth was to Coud and Aerith's survival and lack of serious involvement with the [=Cloud/Sephiroth/Tifa=] situation). Merlin obviously travelled from not to our present from some alternate Arthurian England in ''Disney/TheSwordInTheStone'', but rather to our future to the Sword In The Stone KH world.

[[WMG: Cloud is '''not''' Sora's father, and Aerith is '''not''' his mother]]

* It's even worse than that. Cloud was ''21'' in Final Fantasy VII, not 25, and Aerith was 22. Which would make Kingdom Hearts/Advent Children Cloud ''23.''

* It will be revealed in ''Birth By Sleep'' that Aerith and Cloud are, in fact, related to Sora -- Sora was lost from Radiant Garden when he was an infant, Aerith and Cloud are actually his older, fraternal twin siblings, and Clerith shippers everywhere will collectively shit their pants.

* Bunny -> Aerith

** He hallucinates Aerith, Aeris's twin sister, to make himself feel better and to have something to help him cope with his trip. That's why she's all calm and soothing and bland the whole time — she's just a figment he created to help him deal with all the terrifying shit coming at him constantly.

Hence his emo edgelord misery-guts mopeyness. He was still suffering from geostigma (hence why he considers Sephiroth "his Darkness") and Sora-Donald-Mickey beating the crap out of Sephy is what will help permanently boot him out once Aerith Ex Machina happens.

* The [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of]] BackToBackBadasses with [[Anime/GunBuster Noriko and Kazumi]], taking out a massive legion of Heartless Space Monsters.

[[Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureVentoAureo It's called Sticky FIngers]]

Three: KH3 will have a social link system

[[WMG: Mortimer Mouse and Oswald the Lucky Rabbit will appear in KH3 as minor characters.]]

** Does that mean that Middleton is going to be a world in KH3d?

* [[spoiler: Kingdom Hearts I/II = Kingdom Key L/D. Chain/Days = Oblivion/Oathkeeper. [[OhCrap Birth = X-Blade.]] "coded"/KH3 = Fenrir/Omega/Ultima Weapon.]]

The co-op campaign of Portal 2 could provide clues to Xehanort's actions in Kingdom Hearts 3D, which seems to involve co-op elements. Portal 2's co-op mode concludes with the discovery of hundreds of test subjects in stasis. Xehanort, if he wants to start a Keyblade War, needs Keyblade wielders, so Kingdom Hearts 3D may involve finding them. It is noteworthy that Portal 2's co-op does NOT involve Chell and is about one of [=GLaDOS=]' goals, which suggests that the Riku and Sora in Kingdom Hearts 3D are not the characters we know and love, but impostors, perhaps replicas or data versions. Since [=GLaDOS=] is Xehanort, if Kingdom Hearts 3D parallels Portal 2's co-op, then Master Yensid is probably in league with Xehanort, since he will be ''testing'' Sora and Riku for the Mark of Mastery in KH3D. The release of KH3D will confirm or disprove these theories.

Possible due to the fact that Disney had adapted their movies to this format (Disney/{{Aladdin}}, Disney/{{Hercules}}, WesternAnimation/TheLittleMermaid, and more recently WesternAnimation/TronUprising) They also had made [[WesternAnimation/GoofTroop some shows]] [[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers featuring]] [[WesternAnimation/HouseOfMouse some characters]] [[WesternAnimation/DuckTales from their shorts]] [[WesternAnimation/DarkwingDuck or based on those characters.]] They also have made [[WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}} some]] [[WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb great]] [[WesternAnimation/KimPossible original]] [[WesternAnimation/GravityFalls cartoons]] as well. And if they can get the rights to use shows not made by Disney. At least [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic One show]] wouldn't be out of place in the KH-Verse (aside from not being made by Disney or Square Enix.)

* It's just that the region where Sora and the others live is so geographically removed from the movie's events that all they have in common is a Polynesian setting. With this being so, Sora will inevitably find out his homeworld is much bigger than he thought it was...

[[WMG: Square Enix will buy out Atlus and [[VideoGame/KingdomHearts3 KH3]] will have Persona characters.]]

* If Star Wars is included, it would be either an accidental crash-landing, or as a character from the series arriving in Traverse Town, completely fed up with everything in the more standard Disney worlds.

[[WMG:{{Deadpool}} will be a party member in ''III''.]]

[[WMG: [[SelfDemonstrating/{{Deadpool}} Deadpool]] has joined Xehanort[[spoiler:'s XIII Seekers of Darkness]]]]

ThemeNaming aside, there use to be a single network dedicate only to scientists tranferring info - something the public soon wanted to have. Keyblade = internet connection. Keyblade War = fighting for an internet standard. New World = Aftermath of Keyblade War, split into different sectors, each sector having different interests. Master Xehanort = Netscape, wanting to bring equality at any price. Eraqus = Microsoft, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything aggresive and insisting on one stardard]], "won" the war (technically) but lost his body (Bill Gates retiring because of overaggresive IE marketing). Terranort = Mozilla, from which Netscape came about. Hearts = CPUs. Memories = HDD/RAM. Bodies = Motherboard. [[OhCrap Xenmas = Mozilla creating Firefox and fighting IE for dominance. Xigbar = Apple and the rise of the iPhone. Roxas/Namine/Xion = Adobe, "tools" for manipulation....]]

[[WMG: [[spoiler: The Kingdom Hearts series itself is the X-Blade.]] ]]

[[WMG:There will eventually be a ''Franchise/StarOcean'' character in the series.]]

* If Star Wars is visited, it would be either an accidental crash-landing or as a character from the series arriving in Traverse Town, completely fed up with everything in the more standard Disney worlds.

If Star Wars is visited, it would be either an accidental crash-landing or as a character from the series arriving in Traverse Town, completely fed up with everything in the more standard Disney worlds.

It would be the mother of all plot twists. And it would also explain why he can hold so many hearts. (This is a crack WMG, not meant to be taken seriously.

If Star Wars is visited, it would be either an accidental crash-landing or as a character from the series arriving in Traverse Town, completely fed up with everything in this world.

[[WMG: Riku is the biological son of [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyIV Rydia]] and Sephiroth.]]
If for no other reason than the fact that it would a total mindscrew.

[[WMG: Sora was one of Mother3 Lucas' past lives.]]

* It would be reasonable to suggest that the entire Disney [[TheMultiverse Multiverse]] exists along one of the beams of the Tower, and that EpicMickey represents an attempt to break the beam.

!!This is a list of silly, or JustForFun wild mass guesses for the series ''KingdomHearts'', such as "[[RunningGag Sora is a]] WMG/TimeLord." Serious [=WMGs=] go on one of the [[WMG/KingdomHeartsOpenOne three]] [[WMG/KingdomHeartsOpenTwo open]] [[WMG/KingdomHeartsOpenThree pages]].

[[WMG: Square Enix will buy out Atlus and [[KingdomHeartsThree KH3]] will have Persona characters.]]

''KingdomHearts'' is basically a MushroomSamba of Sora's: with nothing else to do on their tiny little island, he spends the entire day tripping on the beach with Riku and Kairi. This explains the surrealist CG opening sequence ("I've been having these weird thoughts lately..."), why sharing a paopu fruit with someone is such a big deal, and why things make increasingly ''less sense'' as time goes on.

** I now know, without a doubt, that KingdomHearts... [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion IS]] [[MemeticMutation TANG!!!]]

[[WMG: The entire KingdomHearts universe is actually just [[MagicTheGathering another plane in the multiverse]]]]

[[WMG: The KingdomHearts verse is a level of Franchise/TheDarkTower]]

If you just examine the designs for his characters for Franchise/FinalFantasy, KingdomHearts, and VideoGame/TheWorldEndsWithYou, it's plain to see that they aren't exactly practical and a majority look just plain outlandish. This troper presents this theory in light of seeing all of the cosplay attempts of his characters. Nomura is trying to outmatch the cosplayers by creating a character design so complex that nobody would dare try to replicate it. He may or may not be winning that battle.

What else was that cutscene between them in KingdomHeartsDreamDropDistance?

[[WMG: KingdomHearts, like [[EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory everything else ever]], can be argued to be a semi-psychedelic allegory for Japan's abandonment of isolationism.]]

* That, and/or his family tree includes Manfred von Karma. Just look at his [[http://img327.imageshack.us/img327/9210/hairstyle6qr.jpg portrait]] to see what I mean.

*** Well, Xehanort ''is'' an {{Akio|Ohtsuka}}... I'll be leaving now.

Sonic is the [[SonicAndTheBlackKnight Knight]] of the [[MeaningfulName Wind]] and Sora's mom had the [[Creator/KathSoucie same voice actress]] as Sally. It turns out mobians are [[HalfHumanHybrid half-human/half-animal hybrids]] and because hedgehogs can't breed with squirrels, [[LegoGenetics Sora only inherited their human genes]].

[[WMG: Xehanort is [[ThePendragonAdventure Saint Dane]]]]

There will be [[{{Squick}} A]][[FetishFuel q]][[BaseBreakingCharacter u]][[AllMenArePerverts a]][[GenderBender n]][[NightmareFuel o]][[PotHole r]][[OverlyLongGag t]]. And it will truly break the fanbase.

He did look rather pleased with himself. [[FoeYay Which]] [[AngelDevilShipping can]] [[ScrewYourself lead]] [[MemeticMolester t]][[TheIngenue o]] [[BreakTheCutie only]] [[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil one]] [[IHaveYouNowMyPretty thing]][[FetishFuel ...]]

Anyone wielding a weapon - ''any'' kind of weapon, like with Beast and his claws - has their outfit transformed into a Barrier Jacket, straight out MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha. The jacket produces a barrier that, when hit, drains the person's energy (Hit Points, in this case), but prevents them from being physically injured. You'd have to hit them really, ''really'' hard to penetrate the barrier and do any real kind of harm. Also, Sora's Drive forms are similar to, say, Fate's Sonic Form. ...Come to think of it, KH as a whole meshes quite nicely with the mythology of Nanoha.

[[WMG:Maleficent is actually Precia Testarossa from ''Main/MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha''.]]

[[WMG: Kingdom Hearts will crossover with MagicalGirlLyricalNanoha, VideoGame/FireEmblemTellius, and Manga/{{Naruto}}.]]