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Seeing as we have a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pyro]] character introduced in the holiday event, as well as the VideoGame/{{Portal}} crossover level in the Portal 2 UsefulNotes/{{Steam}} ARG, this is possible.

[[WMG:The Trader is a female Drebin from VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4GunsOfThePatriots.]]

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[[WMG:The Trader is a female Drebin from VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4.]]

Seeing as we have a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pyro]] character introduced in the holiday event, as well as the VideoGame/{{Portal}} crossover level in the Portal 2 {{Steam}} ARG, this is possible.

[[WMG: It's [[Left4Dead Green Flu]] ]]

[[WMG: The Trader is the sister of [[VideoGame/ResidentEvil4 The Merchant]]]]

[[WMG: The Patriarch is a client of the Trader]]

[[WMG: The Trader is The Patriarch's former wife.]]

[[WMG: There will be a crossover with Left4Dead]]

* They've already ported the Killing Floor models into source and swapped out the Left4Dead 2 models with the two police officers. Given the similar settings, it makes a fair amount of sense that we'd have Ellis, Zoey, Francis, Coach, Louis, Rochelle, Bill and Nick standing shoulder to shoulder with some British Army troops.

[[WMG: Kevin Clamely/The Patriarch has [[PerverseSexualLust PSL]] for The Stalker.]]

[[WMG: The Trader is a female Drebin from VideoGame/MetalGearSolid4.]]

* Nanomachines cause mutants. The Patriarch is a cyborg controlled by GW. Every player character is [[VideoGame/MetalGearAcid unknowingly a clone of Solid Snake]]. It all makes a twisted form of sense.

[[WMG: The Medical syringe is full of [[StarWars Bacta]] ]]

[[WMG: The Trader is the sister of [[ResidentEvil4 The Merchant]]]]

* [[ValkyriaChronicles Ragnite]]?

[[WMG: The Trader is a female Drebin from MetalGearSolid4.]]

* Nanomachines cause mutants. The Patriarch is a cyborg controlled by GW. Every player character is [[MetalGearAcid unknowingly a clone of Solid Snake]]. It all makes a twisted form of sense.

[[[WMG: The Medical syringe is full of [[StarWars Bacta]] ]]

KillingFloor {{WMG}}. Beware of spoilers.

Seeing as we have a [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 Pyro]] character introduced in the holiday event, as well as the {{Portal}} crossover level in the Portal 2 {{Steam}} ARG, this is possible.

<<|WildMassGuessing|>>

Seeing as we have a [[TeamFortress2 Pyro]] character introduced in the holiday event, as well as the {{Portal}} crossover level in the Portal 2 {{Steam}} ARG, this is possible.

[[WMG: The Trader is a female Drebin from MGS4.]]

She keeps him in bullets, rockets, and napalm - which lets her find out what he's up. That's why she's always ready to sell weaponry in the locations of impending battles, and why the Patriarch and his minions actually leave her alone.

Both times the Zed have been reskinned, she's been reskinned as his counterpart (Santa/Mrs. Claus and Ringleader/Assistant, respectively). And in the Christmas Event group shot, ''she was sitting provocatively on his lap''. [[{{Squick}} Ew.]]

[[WMG: The Trader is a Ti- No, really, she is!]]

She's a mysterious figure known only by a definite-articled career name, even in her ad fliers. She is seen in well-supplied little shops that appear all over the post-apocalyptic landscape, but she's never seen crossing the distance between them, much less moving her wares. She's hanging around England in a dire situation, aiding the remnants of mankind with supplies and hints ("This time, buy the ''really big'' guns!") under the guise of self-enrichment.

Face it: the Trader is a [[DoctorWho Time Lord]], and the shop is her TARDIS.

[[WMG: Kevin Clalemey, CEO and founder of the Manchester based, Horzine Industries, is the Master.]]

He's secretly behind the nightmare scenario that has befallen the world and he's modified himself past the point of no return in the quest to destroy his obvious nemesis, The Trader. If she's a Time Lord, who else could he be?

* Well, there is one alternative: Davros. Genetically engineered army, modified self, quest to kill everything not him or his children? Check, check, and check. This is, of course, either before the creation of the Daleks or after him getting rebuilt as a normal human with a case of EasyAmnesia and getting into genetic engineering because of flashbacks showing him the "ultimate form of life"... which would make himself and his specimens early, abortive attempts at recreating the Daleks. Either way, I hope the Trader starts stocking some DepletedPhlebotinumShells for those shiny new [=FN SCARs=] before I run into something shouting EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!