History WMG / HayateTheCombatButler

And he's not dead; he is pulling the strings from thr background.

*** Consider Isumi's description of a [[http://www.onemanga.com/Hayate_the_Combat_Butler/129/16/ "frog"]] that she once had to fight. "8 meters in length, weights 5 tons. It breaths fire; has acidic saliva that melts bones on contact; it destroyed 70% of Colorado and if her team were even 5 minutes late in defeating it, Earth would have been plummeted into the Sun." ...that's not a demon, that's a freaking [[NasuVerse Ultimate One!]] [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu and they beat it.]]

Well, they greatly resemble one another. So probably Hayate's parents gave (sold?) her to a childless couple, separating her from Hayate at birth. Her bad luck (which is shared by her brother) rubs on this couple soon enough, and they ran into a massive debt, just like Hayate. Ikusa knows this, but chose not to tell his brother, and since he's currently missing, there is no one to tell Hayate about it.

Well, they greatly resemble one another. So probably Hayate's parents gave (sold?) her to a childless couple, separating her from Hayate at birth. Her bad luck (which is shared by her brother) rubs on this couple soon enough, and they ran into a massive debt.

[[WMG: Hayate's [[CompleteMonster parents]] will eventually show up in an antagonistic role]]

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* God, I hope you're right. To say they deserve it is the grossest of understatements.

[[WMG: HayateTheCombatButler and LightNovel/{{Toradora}} are alternate versions of each other.]]

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The tropes are not merely similar, they're used in almost the same ways! Toradora is a more realistic and emotional version, whereas everything is multiplied and spun out of proportion in Hayate. Ryuuji and Hayate are very similar, both love cooking and cleaning, and would act more like wives than husbands. Both are chastised for their faces, which do not match their personalities. (Hayate is a hard worker, but has a poor face. Ryuuji always looks like he's going to kill you) Both are extremely gentle and go through incredible lengths for their supposedly non-romantic partner. Both men have crushes for the closest person to their partners (Maria and Minori), who also have returning crushes, and step aside for the other part of the LoveTriangle. Nagi and Taiga are both {{Ojou}}s, [[{{Lolicon}} underdeveloped]], {{Tsundere}}s and voiced by RieKugimiya. Neither is any good at any chores, both are lazy but smart, neither hangs around with relatives, both love video games and both proclaim their crush as their own personal servant. As a side note, Ryuuji and Taiga begin to run away together at the end, and that's exactly what Nagi thinks Hayate wanted her to do.

[[WMG: Mikado isn't done with his XanatosGambit to give Nagi the inheritance.]]
You heard me. He's still planning on giving it to her. He predicted all of these events, and is merely trying to get Nagi to work for her fortune, at which point he will give her the inheritance.

** Not to mention that the Student Council (which seems [[AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil Absurdly Powerful]] is situated at the top of the clock tower which [[spoiler: is built over the sight of the Royal Garden, much like Akio's apparently magical tower chambers]], and our StudentCouncilPresident Hinagiku is basically a duelist sans Rose Crest and has been chosen by two magical swords so far, the latter of which [[spoiler: is the Sword of Justice from the Royal Garden]]. Seems safe to say that at least part of the 'serious' plot is inspired by Utena and that Hayate, Athena, Hinagiku, and probably Ikusa will all have roles to play when things shift back to it.

[[WMG: HayateTheCombatButler and {{Toradora}} are alternate versions of each other.]]

<<|WildMassGuessing|>>

*** Turns out you would actually starve to death in a matter of hours if you lost both your liver and both your kidneys because you'd lose the ability to perform glycolysis, gluconeogenesis and ketogenesis. Without at least one of them, your blood sugar would plummet to the point that you'd drop into a coma and die as soon as you stopped digesting carbohydrates.

** The truly KarmicDeath would be for the Yakuza to demand THEIR organs as payment, seeing as they are now in default. If they wanted to be really cruel, they'd only take them one at a time- first a lung, then a kidney, then half a liver, bone marrow, other nonessential tissues and organs, and then finally they'd take the other kidney and the liver, leaving the heart and the remaining lung. You can live for days without a liver in excruciating pain before succumbing to ammonia poisoning, and not having kidneys will make this process only slightly faster.

[[WMG: Nagi's father is Kenjor Hata.]]

** Not to mention that the Student Council (which seems [[AbsurdlyPowerfulStudentCouncil Absurdly Powerful]] is situated at the top of the clock tower which [[spoiler: is built over the sight of the Royal Garden, much like Akio's apparently magical tower chambers]], and our StudentCouncilPresident Hinagiku is basically a duelist sans Rose Crest and has been chosen by two magical swords so far, the latter of which [[is the Sword of Justice from the Royal Garden]]. Seems safe to say that at least part of the 'serious' plot is inspired by Utena and that Hayate, Athena, Hinagiku, and probably Ikusa will all have roles to play when things shift back to it.