History WMG / CharlieTheUnicorn

** Another alternative is that he died in the original short, but not inside Candy Mountain, rather, either the liopleurodon ate him, or he fell through the bridge. The rest of the original short is in Hell as well.

[[WMG:As An Alternative to an above theory, Charlie ''is'' the [[RobotUnicornAttack robot unicorn.]]

I have two theories:
* The pink and blue unicorns, being the EldritchAbominations that they are, want to fuse with Charlie. By fusing together, the three will become the robot unicorn and live together in harmony [[hottip:*:harmony, harmony, oh loveee~!]]. To do this, though, they plan to annoy and steal from Charlie until he attacks them. When he does, they will show their true forms and combine. The effects of an incomplete fusion (because they weren't in their true forms) was shown in the second episode. The two jump into Charlie somehow and it gets weird, with tentacles coming out of Charlie's back, among other things.
* My second theory is that the blue and pink unicorn are trying to ''create'' the robot unicorn, using Charlie as the base. First, they stole his kidney. Then, in the third episode, they steal his horn. Eventually, when enough organs have been "stolen" and Charlie is on the brink of death, the two unicorns are going to do some kind of InspectorGadget or RoboCop kind of operation. Thus, the robot unicorn will be born and might even be under ''their'' control. Hell, the game itself could even be their doing, trying to see how far their little experiment (read: Charlie) can go.

[[WMG: Charlie and his 'friends' are what happens at the end of RvB]]

Painfully, and over the course of many seasons, Church from RvB gathers the AI’s, aspects of the original AI, himself. When complete, he has all the powers associated with each of the broken AIs, and becomes an artificial God on Earth. However, since he is now pure AI, he needs someone to work with. Blinded by the lust of power, the two armies of Red and Blue duke it out, attempting to gain control of Church. However, only Caboose and Donut, being how they are, refuse to fight, leaving them the last men standing. Choosing Caboose, due to their relative closeness as friends, Church partners himself with his teammate, giving Caboose near-unlimited power. Saddened by the loss of their friends, Caboose summons aspects of their personalities (according to his view, never too accurate) and condenses them into a single form, and as a joke, makes it a unicorn, blue in colour. He does the same for the red team, giving the resulting unicorn over to Donut, who insists it must be ‘Lightish-red.’ Dividing his power between his new creations, this leaves the distraught Church drained of his power’s and sanity. As condolences, Caboose creates a final, white unicorn, leaving Church, always the OnlySaneMan to inhabit his new body. The rest is history.

Painfully, and over the course of many seasons, Church from RvB gathers the AI’s, aspects of the original AI, himself. When complete, he has all the powers associated with each of the broken AIs, and becomes an artificial God on Earth. However, since he is now pure AI, he needs someone to work with. Blinded by the lust of power, the two armies of Red and Blue duke it out, attempting to gain control of Church. However, only Caboose and Donut, being how they are, refuse to fight, leaving them the last men standing. Choosing Caboose, due to their relative closeness as friends, Church partners himself with his teammate, giving Caboose near-unlimited power. Saddened by the loss of their friends, Caboose summons aspects of their personalities (according to his view, never too accurate) and condenses them into a single form, and as a joke, makes it a unicorn, blue in colour. He does the same for the red team, giving the resulting unicorn over to Donut, who insists it must be ‘Lightish-red.’ Dividing his power between his new creations, this leaves the distraught Church drained of his power’s and sanity. As condolences, Caboose creates a final, white unicorn, leaving Church, always the OnlySaneMan to inhabit his new body. The rest is history.

[[WMG: Charlie and his 'friends' are what happens at th end of RvB]]

Painfully, and over the course of many seasons, Church from RvB gathers the AI’s, aspects of the original AI, himself. When complete, he has all the powers associated with each of the broken AIs, and becomes an artificial God on Earth. However, since he is now pure AI, he needs someone to work with. Blinded by the lust of power, the two armies of Red and Blue duke it out, attempting to gain control of Church. However, only Caboose and Donut, being how they are, refuse to fight, leaving them the last men standing. Choosing Caboose, due to their relative closeness as friends, Church partners himself with his teammate, giving Caboose near-unlimited power. Saddened by the loss of their friends, Caboose summons aspects of their personalities (according to his view, never too accurate) and condenses them into a single form, and as a joke, makes it a unicorn, blue in colour. He does the same for the red team, giving the resulting unicorn over to Donut, who insists it must be ‘Lightish-red.’ Dividing his power between his new creations, this leaves the distraught Church drained of his power’s and sanity. As condolences, Caboose creates a final, white unicorn, leaving Church, always the Only Sane Man to inhabit his new body. The rest is history.

[[WMG: Painfully, and over the course of many seasons, Church from RvB gathers the AI’s, aspects of the original AI, himself. When complete, he has all the powers associated with each of the broken AIs, and becomes an artificial God on Earth. However, since he is now pure AI, he needs someone to work with. Blinded by the lust of power, the two armies of Red and Blue duke it out, attempting to gain control of Church. However, only Caboose and Donut, being how they are, refuse to fight, leaving them the last men standing. Choosing Caboose, due to their relative closeness as friends, Church partners himself with his teammate, giving Caboose near-unlimited power. Saddened by the loss of their friends, Caboose summons aspects of their personalities (according to his view, never too accurate) and condenses them into a single form, and as a joke, makes it a unicorn, blue in colour. He does the same for the red team, giving the resulting unicorn over to Donut, who insists it must be ‘Lightish-red.’ Dividing his power between his new creations, this leaves the distraught Church drained of his power’s and sanity. As condolences, Caboose creates a final, white unicorn, leaving Church, always the Only Sane Man to inhabit his new body. The rest is history.]]

[WMG: Painfully, and over the course of many seasons, Church from RvB gathers the AI’s, aspects of the original AI, himself. When complete, he has all the powers associated with each of the broken AIs, and becomes an artificial God on Earth. However, since he is now pure AI, he needs someone to work with. Blinded by the lust of power, the two armies of Red and Blue duke it out, attempting to gain control of Church. However, only Caboose and Donut, being how they are, refuse to fight, leaving them the last men standing. Choosing Caboose, due to their relative closeness as friends, Church partners himself with his teammate, giving Caboose near-unlimited power. Saddened by the loss of their friends, Caboose summons aspects of their personalities (according to his view, never too accurate) and condenses them into a single form, and as a joke, makes it a unicorn, blue in colour. He does the same for the red team, giving the resulting unicorn over to Donut, who insists it must be ‘Lightish-red.’ Dividing his power between his new creations, this leaves the distraught Church drained of his power’s and sanity. As condolences, Caboose creates a final, white unicorn, leaving Church, always the [url=http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/OnlySaneMan]Only Sane Man[/url], to inhabit his new body. The rest is history.]]

"Y'nkow, you're like a constant downer, man."

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This explains ''everything''.

* Also, noted on the actual trope page, they walk like a child bobbing a horse toy around, SoYeah