History VideoGame / SeventySevenPEggwife

** The corridor leading to Pissco's staff-room is inexplicably coated with MeatMoss, where you kick open a door (marked "Staff Womb") leading into a fleshy tunnel. You're in the ''heart'' of Pissco, after all.
** You get inexplicably swallowed by a cow and spends another level inside its gunk-filled intestines.

* BlandNameProduct:
** You receive your new Pisstol courtesy of [[Creator/{{Amazon}} Abanana]]. Complete with the orange smile logo lovingly recreated on it. Later, in the People's Inaccessible Shopping Shopping Centre Okay (PISSCO, just a few letters shy of TESCO) you will find Chocolateboners (Toblerones), Cloaca Cola, Slovenios, and Food Coloring Loops. And lots of eggs, of course.

* It just so happens that you need the "ACTUALLY VEGAN MILK" machine next to it if you're going for the veganism achievement.

** The first boss is called CEO Sote and suffers the same fate as a certain [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife Mr. Creosote]]

* SuckECheeses: There's one in Pissco's, called Pooge's Pizzeria. Complete with a guy in a GoofySuit dancing onstage.

* TalkingPoo: Sentient, andromorphic poop are recurring enemies ever since exiting Pissco's sewage management room. You did cause the sewage to overflow and flood the entire building, resulting in brown stuff everywhere, after all.

** Right off the bat, your default ranged attack is... a stream of pee. ''Brown pee''. That you fire with enough strength to push a door open.
** Two of the achievements the game measures after each boss fight are "Tonnes of shit shat" and "Gallons of piss pissed" (!!!).
** Your first weapon is a water pistol called the Pisstol. Guess what it shoots. And yes, you reload by relieving yourself into the cartridge.
** There's a shotgun-like weapon called a 7-Barrel Sh*tgun - no, not [[ShotgunsAreJustBetter shotguns]]. It fires brown projectiles that decorates an area with brown patches.
** Like every FPS, this one has a Rocket Launcher-type weapon... called the Fertilauncher. That fires missiles loaded with feces.
** The first boss, the overweight CEO, is fought in his office with the words "[[TemptingFate DON'T PISS IN MY MOUTH]]" written (in CAPS) in the same room. Guess how you deal with him. [[note]]Specifically, you feed him enough urine to make his entire body explode[[/note]]
** And then there's a septic pit in the sewage area, half-full and you need it to be completely full in order to cross. So you drop your pants...

* VideoGameCrueltyPotential : To a ridiculous degree - you can brutally murder NPC which are incapable of fighting back, set an entire shopping mall full of people on fire, squirt them with your loaded Pisstol and watch them vomit for a whole minute, drop workers in the sewage level into septic tanks so they drown, and continue bashing their prone corpses while sending geysers of red into the air. There's even a tally for innocent civilians killed!

** Shooting someone - ''anyone'', really - with any fecal-loaded weapon (Pisstol, Sh*tgun, etc) will make them throw up onscreen. ''Forever''.
** Weaponized in the first boss fight, where the Pissco CEO, an overweight giant of a man, ''vomits'' chunky white and brown stuff at you as his sole attack.
* WaterGunsAndBalloons: Weaponized version, but you can collect a two-barreled "Bleach" shooter from Pissco's warehouse. It shoots pink Bleach patches at enemies.

Below the facade of the [[StylisticSuck low-effort modeling and texturing]], the game is surprisingly well made, and all the effort seems to have gone into making it fun to play. It doesn't assault the senses like [[Cruelty Squad]] but the games definitely share some DNA.

-> It just so happens that you need the "ACTUALLY VEGAN MILK" next to it if you're going for the veganism achievement.

* HeavilyArmoredMook: The alternate version of giant floating faces who wears engineering helmets expectedly requires more hits to kill.

* InformedLocation: The game's allegedly set in Sheffield, England ([[AllThereInTheManual at least, according to online sources]]) but you sure as hell couldn't tell from the graphics and whatever the game shows you.
* LudicrousGibs: Every single onscreen target, either enemies or passing [=NPCs=], ''will'' fall apart into a whole carpet of red and dismembered body parts with the slightest provocation, either by shooting them with nail guns, bleach shot, using your guitar to whack them to bits or triggering an explosion with them in blast radius.
* MagicMushroom: One of the many in-game collectibles, depicted as stalks of shroom growing out of ''manure''. Eating one makes you high as a kite (turning the screen filter lavender momentarily).

* NailEm: One of the later weapons you collect is the Stigmatic 77,000, a nailgun that skewers enemies on full-auto.
* PopGoesTheHuman: The CEO, a ''massive'', overweight blob of a person who spends the whole boss fight vomiting projectiles, explodes messily when killed. The blast radius covers the entire office he's fought in, and leaves behind a bloody ribcage in the aftermath.

* RougeAnglesOfSatin: All over the signs throughout the game. For that surreal humor, of course.

** Also, anyone fancy some fresh breakfast "Porn Flakes" from Pissco's?

* ShoppingCartAntics: Arriving at the local Pissco Shopping Mall, you ''could'' use the main sliding doors in front like a normal person... but you're not. So you instead infiltrate the employee side-entrance by riding a shopping cart (the game turns third-person as you do so, and you're revealed to be a stick figure drawn with a felt marker).

** It might be hard to hear over the background music, but during the mall rampage you can hear the loudspeaker announce, "[[Film/TheyLive I've come here to kick ass and]] ChewBubblegum, and I don't have them now!"

* SirSwearsalot: Your in-game dialogue, 70% which consists of "shit", "bitch", "poop", "piss"... and of course, "fuck".
* StylisticSuck: All over the damn place. The game's cover art and onscreen dialogue using Comic Sans Font being ''tip'' of the iceberg.
** Constant clipping, all over the place, where objects you're holding repeatedly phase through walls.

** Meanwhile, the egg display at Pissco is drawn on and two-dimensional.

You're 77p egg, a (hand-drawn, stick-figure) creature who used to have a lovely wife... but she died in a sexual misadventure and now 77p egg needs a new one. Lucky for you, the local [[TheMall Pissco]] is having an Eggwife sale, but it's not going to be as easy as going down the street: there is animated, sentient sewage invading the shopping centre, a milk-obsessed cult, and possessed cows roaming around. Luckily, you have an assortment of "UK-legal weaponry" to face them with, including the '''[[ToiletHumor Pisstol and the Shitgun]]'''.

* AbsurdBrandName: Obscene, disgusting fictional parodies for real-life brands. In the People's Inaccessible Shopping Shopping Centre Okay (PISSCO, just a few letters shy of TESCO) you will find Chocolateboners (Toblerones), Cloaca Cola, Slovenios, and Food Coloring Loops. And lots of eggs, of course.
* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer: There's one underneath Pissco large enough for you to drive a speedboat in for several minutes, and the water is a shiny shade of dark brown. No prizes for guessing what you're traveling on.
* AccidentalMurder: Plugging in the jackhammer you (inexplicably) have in your apartment will activate it until it breaks through the floor, and kills the wife of a family living underneath. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can jump down and finish off the husband]].

* AirVentPassageway: You infiltrate Pissco through a vent leading from it's storage area to the toilet. Upon emerging into an empty cubicle, you drop a deuce before moving on for good measure. There are several vent-traversing areas throughout the rest of the game.

** You receive your new Pisstol courtesy of [[Creator/{{Amazon}} Abanana]]. Complete with the orange smile logo lovingly recreated on it.
** There's also a vending machine that sells Cloaca-Cola. That dispenses ''free'' drinks, either Diet Cloaca, regular Cloaca, or Milk.
** The Tesco expy that you spend most of the game's first half in is called '''Piss'''co.
** You can collect triangular, Toblerone-shaped chocolate bars in orange-and-red packaging, but it's called "Chocolatoboner" here.

* BloodyHilarious: The ''whole'' game runs on these owing to it's surreal nature and laughably over-the-top usage of graphic violence, and that the game ''never'' takes itself seriously at any point.

* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: The milk-dispensing machines have this sign:

* DestroyTheSecurityCamera: The random CCTV in Pissco can be shot at for points. No penalties if you get spotted though - it's just random scenery the game allows you to destroy.
* EpilepticFlashingLights: The game tends to contain these between levels, to the point where a warning is required before the opening stage.
--> '''WARNING''': This game contains flashing lights that may trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy.
* ExtremeOmnivore: Of the Unpicky Eater variety. You can eat glass bottles, teabags (bags included), a carton of eggs (''with'' the carton and shells)... the first thing you can do in the game is tossing your stuffed teddy into a microwave oven, set it alight, and eat it's ashes.

* FlyingFace:
** A recurring enemy, gigantic frowning faces. They're all over the cover art, shows up in every level in different designs, and is on promotional materials too.
** One of the bosses, resembling a cracked egg with a face, who can spam projectiles at you while flying all over an area full of platforms and walkways. Called "Testicle".
* FunWithFlushing: One of the first things you can do in the game is flushing your stuffed toy cow, Potty Pooge, down the loo. After urinating on it. The game even ''tells'' you to chuck it into the urinal!
--> Ello! I'm Potty Pooge! I'm here to help you poo!

''77p: Eggwife'' is a "dumb and crass" (per the [[https://store.steampowered.com/app/1317020/77p_egg_Eggwife/ developer's words]], not us) surreal FirstPersonShooter developed by 77p Studios.

You're 77p, a (hand-drawn, stick-figure) man married to an anthropomorphic egg... and seeking a new wife after waking up one morning and realizing your old wife is nowhere to be seen. Lucky for you then, since the local [[TheMall Pissco]] is having an Eggwife sale, but as soon as you got out your apartment you realize a milk-obsessed cult has taken over the world, and somehow there is animated, sentient sewage in the streets, carnivorous cows, and gigantic yellow faces who feed on humans. But luckily you're a trained firearms user, too (of course) - and your trusty new water gun, the '''[[ToiletHumor Pisstol]]''' ([[SincerityMode we swear this isn't a typo]]) has arrived in the mail.

Nope, the game doesn't attempt to make any sense of all these. Not that it needs to, because you won't be really paying attention to the plot after 10 seconds of gameplay.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmibrfmeVaA Full playthrough here]] - but ''[[MindScrew be prepared for anything]]''.

* AbsurdBrandName: Obscene, disgusting fictional parodies for real-life brands. Notably, there's a Toblerone parody called Chocolatoboner, and a Tesco expy called '''Piss'''co.

** The game's last area contains a ''VideoGame/{{Polybius}}'' console.

The lovechild of ''VideoGame/DukeNukem'' and ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'' you didn't know existed. Or asked for.

You're 77p, a (hand-drawn, stick-figure) man married to an anthropomorphic egg... and seeking a new wife after waking up one morning and realizing your old wife is nowhere to be seen. Lucky for you then, since the local [[TheMall Pissco]] is having an Eggwife sale, but as soon as you got out your apartment you realize a milk-obsessed cult had taken over the world, and somehow there are animated, sentient sewage in the streets, carnivorous cows, and gigantic yellow faces who feeds on humans. But luckily you're a trained firearms user, too (of course) - and your trusty new water gun, the '''[[ToiletHumor Pisstol]]''' ([[SincerityMode we swear this isn't a typo]]) has arrived in the mail.

* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer: There's one underneath Pissco large enough for you to drive a speedboat in for several minutes, and the water is a shiny shade of dark brown. No prizes guessing what you're traveling on.
* AccidentalMurder: Plugging the jackhammer you (inexplicably) have in your apartment will activate it until it breaks through the floor, and kills the wife of a family living underneath. [[VideoGameCrueltyPotential You can jump down and finish off the husband]].

** The first boss, the overweight CEO, is fought in his office with the words "DON'T PISS IN MY MOUTH" written (in CAPS) in the same room. Guess how you deal with him. [[note]]Specifically, you feed him enough urine to make his entire body explode[[/note]]

** One in-game puzzle has a control panel powered by a piss-tube, which is broken and leaking. You'll need to re-activate said panel to unlock the exit, what do you do? If your answer is to "pee as hard as you can into the tube's other side to regenerate the controls", congrats.

* ShoppingCartAntics: Arriving at the local Pissco Shopping Mall, you ''could'' use the main sliding doors in front like a normal person... but you're not. So you instead infiltrate the employee side-entrance by riding a shopping cart (the game turns third-person as you do so, and you're revealed to be a stick figure drawn with a felt marker]].

You're 77p, a (hand-drawn, stick-figure) man married to an anthropomorphic egg... and seeking a new wife after waking up one morning and realizing your old wife is nowhere to be seen. Lucky for you then, since the local [[TheMall Pissco]] is having an Eggwife sale, but as soon as you got out your apartment you realize a milk-obsessed cult had taken over the world, and somehow there are animated, sentient sewage in the streets. But luckily you're a trained firearms user, too (of course) - and your trusty new water gun, the '''[[ToiletHumor Pisstol]]''' ([[SincerityMode we swear this isn't a typo]]) has arrived in the mail.

* TyopOnTheCover: All over the signs throughout the game. For that surreal humor, of course.
** Pissco's self-service counters, for instance, is ''deliberately'' misspelled as "SELF CERVIX"
** Also, anyone fancy some fresh breakfast "Porn Flakes" from Pissco's?
** Clearing a level and the scoreboard will read, "PRESS ANY KEY TO '''CUNT'''INUE"
** The game will mix up "a", "an" or "the" on purpose. You've "Eaten An Burger", "An Pizza", "A Egg", and all that.
** '''EMERGENCY SOTP'''

The lovechild of 'VideoGame/DukeNukem'' and ''VideoGame/GoatSimulator'' you didn't know existed. Or asked for.

* AbsurdlySpaciousSewer: There's one underneath Pissco large enough for you to drive a speedboat in for several minutes, and the water is a shiny shade of dark brown. No prizes guessing what you're travelling on.

--> Oh Eggwife, you were the bread to my butter, the wife to my egg, [[BreadEggsMilkSquick the shit to my pizza with a bit of shit on it]]. I may never find another wife like you - but I haven't checked the supermarket yet!

You're 77p, a (hand-drawn, stick-figure) man married to an andromorphic egg... and seeking a new wife after waking up one morning and realizing your old wife is nowhere to be seen. Lucky for you then, since the local [[TheMall Pissco]] is having an Eggwife sale, but as soon as you got out your apartment you realize a milk-obsessed cult had taken over the world, and somehow there are animated, sentient sewage in the streets. But luckily you're a trained firearms user, too (of course) - and your trusty new water gun, the '''[[ToiletHumor Pisstol]]''' ([[SincerityMode we swear this isn't a typo]]) has arrived in the mail.

* AirVentPassageway: You infiltrate Pissco through a vent leading from it's storage area to the toilet. Upon emerging into an empty cubicle, you drop a deuce before moving on for good measure. There are several vent-traverssing areas throughout the rest of the game.

* BadBadActing: Delivery of dialogue from NPC characters are purposely exeggerated to be as flat as possible.

** You can collect triangular, Tobelrone-shaped chocolate bares in orange-and-red packaging, but it's called "Chocolatoboner" here.
* BrandX: The keycard readers are manufactured by "generic video game obstacles inc."

--> '''WARNING''': This game contains flashing lights that may trigger seizures for people with photosentitive epilepsy.

* ToiletHumor: Practically ''worshipped'' by the game, and a good dose of DungFu thrown in.

** Your first weapon is a water pistol called the Pisstol. Guess what it shoots. And yes, you reload by relieving yourself into the catridge.

* TyopOnTheCover: All over the signs throughout the game. For that surreal homor, of course.

* VideoGameCrueltyPotential : To a ridiculous degree - you can brutally murder NPC which are incapable of fighting back, set an entire shopping mall full of people on fire, squirt them with your loaded Pisstol and watch them vomit for a whole minute, drop workers in the sewage level into septic tanks so they drown, and continue bashing their prone corpses while sending geysers of red into the air. There's even a tally for innocent civilains killed!

** The corridor leading to Pissco's staffroom is inexplicably coated with MeatMoss, where you kick open a door (marked "Staff Womb") leading into a fleshy tunnel. You're in the ''heart'' of Pissco, after all.