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* ''Literature/MaloryTowers'': Catherine from the fifth book is disliked by her classmates for being a "saint" who tries too hard to be helpful and people-please, but her efforts often end up inconveniencing others instead. One example is when she tries to help Belinda sharpen her all of her drawing pencils, when Belinda deliberately kept some of them blunt.
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* ''The Manuscript Found in Saragossa'': Busqueros, a smug nobleman who loves "helping" people (often [[TheMatchmaker by manipulating them into marriage]]), and doesn't care that his "help" tends to end up badly for the recipient (up to and including causing their death). If he thinks he knows how to do you a favor, he'll latch onto you and won't leave you, ever, and act very offended if you complain.
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* ''The Manuscript Found in Saragossa'': ''Literature/TheManuscriptFoundInSaragossa'': Busqueros, a smug nobleman who loves "helping" people (often [[TheMatchmaker by manipulating them into marriage]]), and doesn't care that his "help" tends to end up badly for the recipient (up to and including causing their death). If he thinks he knows how to do you a favor, he'll latch onto you and won't leave you, ever, and act very offended if you complain. complain.
* ''Literature/TheManyMysteriesOfTheFinkelFamily'': When Lara is showing her sister Caroline around Pinecone Arts Academy, Caroline [[TheSpeechless uses her tablet]] to talk to a group of kids they meet. One boy says, "Are you really talking to us?" Lara yells at them for being rude to Caroline. Caroline is angry and embarrassed that Lara wouldn't let her speak for herself and thinks that those kids definitely won't be her friends now.
* ''Literature/TheManyMysteriesOfTheFinkelFamily'': When Lara is showing her sister Caroline around Pinecone Arts Academy, Caroline [[TheSpeechless uses her tablet]] to talk to a group of kids they meet. One boy says, "Are you really talking to us?" Lara yells at them for being rude to Caroline. Caroline is angry and embarrassed that Lara wouldn't let her speak for herself and thinks that those kids definitely won't be her friends now.
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* In ''LightNovel/TheUnexploredSummonBloodSign'', the feud between Kyousuke and the White Queen started when she annihilated a SympatheticMurderer who was attacking Kyousuke involuntarily. From the Queen's perspective, she was just protecting him. From Kyousuke's perspective, the Queen just ''murdered'' a ''child'', who he could probably have saved if she hadn't ignored his request not to butt in. The fact that she tries to seduce him into forgiving her doesn't help either.
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* In ''LightNovel/TheUnexploredSummonBloodSign'', ''Literature/TheUnexploredSummonBloodSign'', the feud between Kyousuke and the White Queen started when she annihilated a SympatheticMurderer who was attacking Kyousuke involuntarily. From the Queen's perspective, she was just protecting him. From Kyousuke's perspective, the Queen just ''murdered'' a ''child'', who he could probably have saved if she hadn't ignored his request not to butt in. The fact that she tries to seduce him into forgiving her doesn't help either.
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* ''LightNovel/AscendanceOfABookworm'': Benno has a sour relationship with his guildmaster mostly because of a long history of poorly timed or thought out attempts by said guildmaster to help his family through tough times, which all took the form of marriage proposals. First, when Benno's father died, the guildmaster offered to marry Benno's mother himself. While she was still mourning. Later, the woman Benno was about to MarryForLove died, and the guildmaster offered Benno to marry his daughter in a "for business" marriage. After that refusal, Benno's oldest sister ended up leaving town to escape a proposal to marry the guildmaster's youngest son. Later, the guildmaster offered the very same son for marriage to Benno's youngest sister Corinna. Corinna is married to a man who is ''not'' the guildmaster's son and proposed to her out of LoveAtFirstSight upon her first appearance in the story proper.
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UnwantedAssistance in {{Literature}}.
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* The novels of Creator/PGWodehouse include several characters so inept that you're better off without them on your side.
** Bertie Wooster from ''Literature/JeevesAndWooster'', when he attempts to be TheChessmaster, can turn any minor predicament into a catastrophe.
** Edwin the Boy Scout keeps getting behind on his "good deed a day" schedule and then causing trouble for his intended recipients by rushing to make up for it.
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* In the first ''Literature/AmericanGirlsCollection'' "Girl Of The Year" book, protagonist Lindsey has a habit of trying to "help" people in ways that aren't actually all that helpful (to say the least) -- like reorganizing her teacher's desk without asking or trying to covertly matchmake people without knowing enough about them or their situations to know if it would be appreciated. A large part of her CharacterDevelopment over the course of the book involves her coming to understand the difference between "helping" and "meddling".
* ''LightNovel/AscendanceOfABookworm'': Benno has a sour relationship with his guildmaster mostly because of a long history of poorly timed or thought out attempts by said guildmaster to help his family through tough times, which all took the form of marriage proposals. First, when Benno's father died, the guildmaster offered to marry Benno's mother himself. While she was still mourning. Later, the woman Benno was about to MarryForLove died, and the guildmaster offered Benno to marry his daughter in a "for business" marriage. After that refusal, Benno's oldest sister ended up leaving town to escape a proposal to marry the guildmaster's youngest son. Later, the guildmaster offered the very same son for marriage to Benno's youngest sister Corinna. Corinna is married to a man who is ''not'' the guildmaster's son and proposed to her out of LoveAtFirstSight upon her first appearance in the story proper.
* In ''Literature/DarthBane'', during the Duel on Tython in the second book of the trilogy, Johun Othone's attempts to help are more a hindrance than a benefit. Darth Zannah herself remarks that had Johun not constantly been getting in the way of Sarro Xaj while both fought Zannah, she would have died. Later on, he ''does'' get called away. And she very nearly ''does'' get killed. Fortunately, Bane indirectly saves her.
* ''Literature/DonQuixote'': Many characters (most memorably Andres, the flogged boy) react this way to Don Quixote's interference.
-->'''For the love of God, sir knight-errant, if you ever meet me again, though you may see them cutting me to pieces, give me no aid or succour, but leave me to my misfortune, which will not be so great but that a greater will come to me by being helped by your worship, on whom and all the knights-errant that have ever been born God send his curse.''
* In ''Literature/{{Emma}}'' by Jane Austen, Mrs. Elton tries to help and "elevate" Miss Fairfax, an orphaned young lady from a local impoverished family who is nevertheless very talented, accomplished and educated because she was adopted by kind friends of her late father. Mrs Elton feels very superior to everybody in the neighbourhood and fancies herself "Lady Patroness". Because Jane is socially of less consequence than her insufferable mentor, she has to be civil and accept the unwanted attention, especially when she forces on her a position as a governess.
* ''Literature/EnchantedForestChronicles'':
** In ''Dealing With Dragons'', Cimorene has an unending stream of knights and princes showing up to "save" her from the dangerous dragon she's been "kidnapped" by. It's not until the second book that she figures out how to direct them towards princesses who ''do'' actually want to be rescued.
** In ''Searching for Dragons'', Mendabar has only one servant -- an elf named Willin. Unfortunately for him, Willin is hellbent on fixing stupid things like Mendabar's dungeons and torture chambers not being properly stocked (as Mendabar notes, they haven't used those rooms for ages). He also keeps trying to arrange meetings between Mendabar and "proper" princesses, which angers Mendabar so much that he threatens to stick Willin in the rack he wanted to have bought, just for suggesting it.
** In ''Talking to Dragons'', the baby dragon's "shortcut" gets Daystar and Shiara caught by an evil firewitch. His next one turns out slightly better, in that they unexpectedly run into an ally instead of an enemy. By the time he offers a third shortcut through some underground caverns, the others [[TaughtByExperience have learned go with the instructions they were given]].
* In the second ''Literature/FrannyKStein'' book ''Attack of the 50-Ft. Cupid'', Franny initially finds Igor's attempts at helping her with her experiments annoying, with such disasters as Igor mistakenly putting together a monster Franny was building with the body parts assembled in the wrong order, Igor aiming an X-ray projector at Franny and exposing her underwear and an explosion occuring when Igor tries to help Franny with mixing together chemicals.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter'':
** Dobby's attempts to "save" Harry from danger in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets'' inevitably led to Harry being worse off, and in the end Harry makes him promise to "never try to save my life again." He keeps that promise for a while, but eventually breaks it, [[spoiler: leading to his death.]]
** In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' even though Harry wholeheartedly appreciates their courage and they eventually become more competent in later books, it’s rather hard to say exactly how much use his friends really were during the Department of Mysteries. Neville and Luna probably stumble the hardest, as the former accidentally disarms Harry during a fight and later is taken as a hostage to force Harry into surrender (after Harry had bought them an opening to flee), and the latter breaks Ginny’s ankle trying to help her, effectively knocking one of the DA's best fighters out of the battle.
** Percy has a few examples:
*** At one point, Harry alludes to a game of chess with Ron that he might not have lost so badly if Percy hadn't been trying to help him every second.
*** Another Percy example occurs in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'', when Harry is depressed over not being allowed to visit the wizarding village of Hogsmeade. His other friends try to cheer him up by promising to bring him home candy and such. Percy offers what Harry considers the worst attempt to cheer him up, by trying to describe Hogsmeade as dull and not worth the excitement, but only manages to make it sound like a lot of fun.
* ''Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar'': In ''Brightly Burning'', Pol tries to help a victim of bullying by...pressing him to recount, in great detail, what the bullies did to him, and refusing to stop asking questions even after the boy becomes obviously distressed. This is exactly how ''not'' to interact with a traumatized person.
* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': Eric gets like this every time Tasio tries to help him, [[Literature/AMagesPower starting with the first time they met]]; it ended with him getting fired and looking foolish in front of his crush. Tasio is TheTrickster, so it's hard to tell when he's sincerely trying to help, when it's just [[ItAmusedMe for shits and giggles]], and when he's in a more [[TricksterMentor mentor-y mood]].
* In ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything'', Zaphod Beeblebrox's ship, the Heart of Gold, is invaded by deadly robots from [[spoiler:the planet Krikkit.]] In an attempt to gain passage to the bridge without the robots noticing, Zaphod instructs a door to be completely silent upon entering, instead of its usual content sigh. It then proceeds to loudly ask him immediately afterwards if it did a good job.
* ''The Manuscript Found in Saragossa'': Busqueros, a smug nobleman who loves "helping" people (often [[TheMatchmaker by manipulating them into marriage]]), and doesn't care that his "help" tends to end up badly for the recipient (up to and including causing their death). If he thinks he knows how to do you a favor, he'll latch onto you and won't leave you, ever, and act very offended if you complain.
* In the misnamed book ''Moses May Have Been an Apache and Other Actual Facts'', it mentions a Dane who was executed for being "too helpful".
* ''Literature/OldMansWar'': The Consu want to help humanity (and the rest of the galaxy) achieve a perfect, utopian society. Their method for doing this? Inflicting untold levels of horror, destruction, and suffering on everyone, under the idea that MiseryBuildsCharacter and will make us stronger. Obviously, humanity objects strongly to this "assistance". They have a serious amount of BlueAndOrangeMorality going on: most species can't understand their goals at all, but everyone knows that they're the most technologically advanced species there is and anyone who refuses to play their games dies horribly.
* In ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'', Mrs Bennet's sole goal in life is to ensure that her daughters are married to eligible, respectable gentlemen, a goal she throws herself into with single-minded obsession. However, Mrs Bennet is also an incredibly tactless and ill-mannered woman who, in her enthusiasm to charm said gentlemen (or gloat to others about her daughters having charmed them) tends to come off as a GoldDigger-by-proxy. This, as Mr Darcy points out in a letter to her daughter Elizabeth, has had the effect of discouraging at least two of these gentlemen (including himself) from proposing to her daughters.
* Cueseg in ''Literature/ShadowOfTheConqueror'' thinks [[DistractedByTheSexy distracting the women around him]] and [[DoYouWantToCopulate offering them sex]] is just him helping them master their own lusts. To say that [[ParalyzingFearOfSexuality Lyrah]] doesn't want his help [[PervertRevengeMode would be an understatement]].
* In the picture book ''Too Many Babas'', everybody attempts to help out with the stew to the point it tastes like crap.
* In ''LightNovel/TheUnexploredSummonBloodSign'', the feud between Kyousuke and the White Queen started when she annihilated a SympatheticMurderer who was attacking Kyousuke involuntarily. From the Queen's perspective, she was just protecting him. From Kyousuke's perspective, the Queen just ''murdered'' a ''child'', who he could probably have saved if she hadn't ignored his request not to butt in. The fact that she tries to seduce him into forgiving her doesn't help either.
* In ''Literature/WhiteNight'', Molly stows away on a heroic mission in the misguided belief she will be able to help. Since Molly is a teenager with no combat ability or experience in coping with dangerous situations, this hamstrings the ''actually'' competent heroes by forcing them to babysit her.
* In the novel based on the Creator/{{Infocom}} game ''VideoGame/{{Wishbringer}}'', the hero is supplied with a magic radio that provides helpful advice and alerts him to danger... by turning itself on and playing music ''[[WithCatlikeTread very loudly]]'', invariably alerting the danger to ''him'' as well.
* There's a reason that [=I'M HALPING!=] is a ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' meme, although it's a massive spoiler. [[spoiler:The shards that grant powers are genuinely trying to help people who [[TraumaticSuperpowerAwakening Trigger]]. Thing is, being fragments of an EldritchAbomination and designed to give people a ConflictBall, they're ''really terrible'' at it. Hence, [=HALPING!=] being used to describe their particular brand of BlessedWithSuck inducing "help".]]
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UnwantedAssistance in {{Literature}}.
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!!By Author:
* The novels of Creator/PGWodehouse include several characters so inept that you're better off without them on your side.
** Bertie Wooster from ''Literature/JeevesAndWooster'', when he attempts to be TheChessmaster, can turn any minor predicament into a catastrophe.
** Edwin the Boy Scout keeps getting behind on his "good deed a day" schedule and then causing trouble for his intended recipients by rushing to make up for it.
!!By Title:
* In the first ''Literature/AmericanGirlsCollection'' "Girl Of The Year" book, protagonist Lindsey has a habit of trying to "help" people in ways that aren't actually all that helpful (to say the least) -- like reorganizing her teacher's desk without asking or trying to covertly matchmake people without knowing enough about them or their situations to know if it would be appreciated. A large part of her CharacterDevelopment over the course of the book involves her coming to understand the difference between "helping" and "meddling".
* ''LightNovel/AscendanceOfABookworm'': Benno has a sour relationship with his guildmaster mostly because of a long history of poorly timed or thought out attempts by said guildmaster to help his family through tough times, which all took the form of marriage proposals. First, when Benno's father died, the guildmaster offered to marry Benno's mother himself. While she was still mourning. Later, the woman Benno was about to MarryForLove died, and the guildmaster offered Benno to marry his daughter in a "for business" marriage. After that refusal, Benno's oldest sister ended up leaving town to escape a proposal to marry the guildmaster's youngest son. Later, the guildmaster offered the very same son for marriage to Benno's youngest sister Corinna. Corinna is married to a man who is ''not'' the guildmaster's son and proposed to her out of LoveAtFirstSight upon her first appearance in the story proper.
* In ''Literature/DarthBane'', during the Duel on Tython in the second book of the trilogy, Johun Othone's attempts to help are more a hindrance than a benefit. Darth Zannah herself remarks that had Johun not constantly been getting in the way of Sarro Xaj while both fought Zannah, she would have died. Later on, he ''does'' get called away. And she very nearly ''does'' get killed. Fortunately, Bane indirectly saves her.
* ''Literature/DonQuixote'': Many characters (most memorably Andres, the flogged boy) react this way to Don Quixote's interference.
-->'''For the love of God, sir knight-errant, if you ever meet me again, though you may see them cutting me to pieces, give me no aid or succour, but leave me to my misfortune, which will not be so great but that a greater will come to me by being helped by your worship, on whom and all the knights-errant that have ever been born God send his curse.''
* In ''Literature/{{Emma}}'' by Jane Austen, Mrs. Elton tries to help and "elevate" Miss Fairfax, an orphaned young lady from a local impoverished family who is nevertheless very talented, accomplished and educated because she was adopted by kind friends of her late father. Mrs Elton feels very superior to everybody in the neighbourhood and fancies herself "Lady Patroness". Because Jane is socially of less consequence than her insufferable mentor, she has to be civil and accept the unwanted attention, especially when she forces on her a position as a governess.
* ''Literature/EnchantedForestChronicles'':
** In ''Dealing With Dragons'', Cimorene has an unending stream of knights and princes showing up to "save" her from the dangerous dragon she's been "kidnapped" by. It's not until the second book that she figures out how to direct them towards princesses who ''do'' actually want to be rescued.
** In ''Searching for Dragons'', Mendabar has only one servant -- an elf named Willin. Unfortunately for him, Willin is hellbent on fixing stupid things like Mendabar's dungeons and torture chambers not being properly stocked (as Mendabar notes, they haven't used those rooms for ages). He also keeps trying to arrange meetings between Mendabar and "proper" princesses, which angers Mendabar so much that he threatens to stick Willin in the rack he wanted to have bought, just for suggesting it.
** In ''Talking to Dragons'', the baby dragon's "shortcut" gets Daystar and Shiara caught by an evil firewitch. His next one turns out slightly better, in that they unexpectedly run into an ally instead of an enemy. By the time he offers a third shortcut through some underground caverns, the others [[TaughtByExperience have learned go with the instructions they were given]].
* In the second ''Literature/FrannyKStein'' book ''Attack of the 50-Ft. Cupid'', Franny initially finds Igor's attempts at helping her with her experiments annoying, with such disasters as Igor mistakenly putting together a monster Franny was building with the body parts assembled in the wrong order, Igor aiming an X-ray projector at Franny and exposing her underwear and an explosion occuring when Igor tries to help Franny with mixing together chemicals.
* ''Literature/HarryPotter'':
** Dobby's attempts to "save" Harry from danger in ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheChamberOfSecrets'' inevitably led to Harry being worse off, and in the end Harry makes him promise to "never try to save my life again." He keeps that promise for a while, but eventually breaks it, [[spoiler: leading to his death.]]
** In ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheOrderOfThePhoenix'' even though Harry wholeheartedly appreciates their courage and they eventually become more competent in later books, it’s rather hard to say exactly how much use his friends really were during the Department of Mysteries. Neville and Luna probably stumble the hardest, as the former accidentally disarms Harry during a fight and later is taken as a hostage to force Harry into surrender (after Harry had bought them an opening to flee), and the latter breaks Ginny’s ankle trying to help her, effectively knocking one of the DA's best fighters out of the battle.
** Percy has a few examples:
*** At one point, Harry alludes to a game of chess with Ron that he might not have lost so badly if Percy hadn't been trying to help him every second.
*** Another Percy example occurs in ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndThePrisonerOfAzkaban Prisoner of Azkaban]]'', when Harry is depressed over not being allowed to visit the wizarding village of Hogsmeade. His other friends try to cheer him up by promising to bring him home candy and such. Percy offers what Harry considers the worst attempt to cheer him up, by trying to describe Hogsmeade as dull and not worth the excitement, but only manages to make it sound like a lot of fun.
* ''Literature/HeraldsOfValdemar'': In ''Brightly Burning'', Pol tries to help a victim of bullying by...pressing him to recount, in great detail, what the bullies did to him, and refusing to stop asking questions even after the boy becomes obviously distressed. This is exactly how ''not'' to interact with a traumatized person.
* ''Literature/JourneyToChaos'': Eric gets like this every time Tasio tries to help him, [[Literature/AMagesPower starting with the first time they met]]; it ended with him getting fired and looking foolish in front of his crush. Tasio is TheTrickster, so it's hard to tell when he's sincerely trying to help, when it's just [[ItAmusedMe for shits and giggles]], and when he's in a more [[TricksterMentor mentor-y mood]].
* In ''Literature/LifeTheUniverseAndEverything'', Zaphod Beeblebrox's ship, the Heart of Gold, is invaded by deadly robots from [[spoiler:the planet Krikkit.]] In an attempt to gain passage to the bridge without the robots noticing, Zaphod instructs a door to be completely silent upon entering, instead of its usual content sigh. It then proceeds to loudly ask him immediately afterwards if it did a good job.
* ''The Manuscript Found in Saragossa'': Busqueros, a smug nobleman who loves "helping" people (often [[TheMatchmaker by manipulating them into marriage]]), and doesn't care that his "help" tends to end up badly for the recipient (up to and including causing their death). If he thinks he knows how to do you a favor, he'll latch onto you and won't leave you, ever, and act very offended if you complain.
* In the misnamed book ''Moses May Have Been an Apache and Other Actual Facts'', it mentions a Dane who was executed for being "too helpful".
* ''Literature/OldMansWar'': The Consu want to help humanity (and the rest of the galaxy) achieve a perfect, utopian society. Their method for doing this? Inflicting untold levels of horror, destruction, and suffering on everyone, under the idea that MiseryBuildsCharacter and will make us stronger. Obviously, humanity objects strongly to this "assistance". They have a serious amount of BlueAndOrangeMorality going on: most species can't understand their goals at all, but everyone knows that they're the most technologically advanced species there is and anyone who refuses to play their games dies horribly.
* In ''Literature/PrideAndPrejudice'', Mrs Bennet's sole goal in life is to ensure that her daughters are married to eligible, respectable gentlemen, a goal she throws herself into with single-minded obsession. However, Mrs Bennet is also an incredibly tactless and ill-mannered woman who, in her enthusiasm to charm said gentlemen (or gloat to others about her daughters having charmed them) tends to come off as a GoldDigger-by-proxy. This, as Mr Darcy points out in a letter to her daughter Elizabeth, has had the effect of discouraging at least two of these gentlemen (including himself) from proposing to her daughters.
* Cueseg in ''Literature/ShadowOfTheConqueror'' thinks [[DistractedByTheSexy distracting the women around him]] and [[DoYouWantToCopulate offering them sex]] is just him helping them master their own lusts. To say that [[ParalyzingFearOfSexuality Lyrah]] doesn't want his help [[PervertRevengeMode would be an understatement]].
* In the picture book ''Too Many Babas'', everybody attempts to help out with the stew to the point it tastes like crap.
* In ''LightNovel/TheUnexploredSummonBloodSign'', the feud between Kyousuke and the White Queen started when she annihilated a SympatheticMurderer who was attacking Kyousuke involuntarily. From the Queen's perspective, she was just protecting him. From Kyousuke's perspective, the Queen just ''murdered'' a ''child'', who he could probably have saved if she hadn't ignored his request not to butt in. The fact that she tries to seduce him into forgiving her doesn't help either.
* In ''Literature/WhiteNight'', Molly stows away on a heroic mission in the misguided belief she will be able to help. Since Molly is a teenager with no combat ability or experience in coping with dangerous situations, this hamstrings the ''actually'' competent heroes by forcing them to babysit her.
* In the novel based on the Creator/{{Infocom}} game ''VideoGame/{{Wishbringer}}'', the hero is supplied with a magic radio that provides helpful advice and alerts him to danger... by turning itself on and playing music ''[[WithCatlikeTread very loudly]]'', invariably alerting the danger to ''him'' as well.
* There's a reason that [=I'M HALPING!=] is a ''Literature/{{Worm}}'' meme, although it's a massive spoiler. [[spoiler:The shards that grant powers are genuinely trying to help people who [[TraumaticSuperpowerAwakening Trigger]]. Thing is, being fragments of an EldritchAbomination and designed to give people a ConflictBall, they're ''really terrible'' at it. Hence, [=HALPING!=] being used to describe their particular brand of BlessedWithSuck inducing "help".]]
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