History Tropers / Slowzombie

* You lost the game- /@{{Dragon573}}

'''>Be that beardy guy'''\\
You are now the beardy guy.\\
'''>Enter name: BEARDY [=McNOSEHAIR=]'''\\
[[color:blue:Are you having a laugh? That's no.]]\\
'''>Try again'''\\
'''>Enter name: Slowzombie'''\\
[[color:blue:That'll do.]]

Your name is SLOWZOMBIE, living in a tiny apartment in THE CITY OF TIGERS. The absolute and utter LACK OF TIGERS is somewhat disappointing, but maybe it is for the best. Today is April 13th, a day that has no significance to you whatsoever. Your room is QUITE A MESS, but you like it that way. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You quite enjoy MOVIES, particularly those about TERRIBLE THINGS and ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS CREATURES. You like WRITING SCREENPLAYS, and you are currently partway through a lengthy FEATURE LENGTH SCRIPT. In your free time, you sing in a CHOIR with people of COMPARABLE NERDYNESS. When you feel like it, you participate in the noble circles of [[http://www.slowzombies.blogspot.com BLOGOSPHERE MINSTRELS]]. [[color:blue: You write with proper punctuation, but tend to use run-on sentence on run-on sentence, giving the impression that you are a MotorMouth of quite considerable status, which in itself isn't far from the truth, but you try to restrain yourself.]] What will you do now?\\
'''>Retrieve ARMS from suitcase'''\\
No not yet. Never open the suitcase, never. The ARMS you have will have to do for now.\\
'''>Inspect STRIFE SPECIBUS'''\\
Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is currently equipped with the KEYBOARDKIND ABSTRATUS. You severely doubt its WORTH as a weapon, but going by the PEN IS MIGHTIER-logic... it still doesn't make much sense. The deck currently contains only your CHEAP LOGITECH KEYBOARD, and this makes you happy you are a PACIFIST.\\
'''>Do something constructive.'''\\
No, under no circumstances will you do something that silly. And yet, your screenplay... it beckons.

Your STRIFE SPECIBUS is currently equipped with the KEYBOARDKIND ABSTRATUS. You severely DOUBT IT'S worth as a weapon, but going by the PEN IS MIGHTIER-logic... it still doesn't make much sense. The deck currently contains only your CHEAP LOGITECH KEYBOARD, and this makes you happy you are a PACIFIST.\\

You are now SLOWZOMBIE, living in a tiny apartment in THE CITY OF TIGERS. The absolute and utter LACK OF TIGERS is somewhat disappointing, but maybe it is for the best. Today is April 13th, a day that has no significance to you whatsoever. Your room is QUITE A MESS, but you like it that way. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You quite enjoy MOVIES, particularly those about TERRIBLE THINGS and ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS CREATURES. You like WRITING SCREENPLAYS, and you are currently partway through a lengthy FEATURE LENGTH SCRIPT. In your free time, you sing in a CHOIR with people of COMPARABLE NERDYNESS. When you feel like it, you participate in the noble circles of [[http://www.slowzombies.blogspot.com BLOGOSPHERE MINSTRELS]]. [[color:blue: You write with proper punctuation, but tend to use run-on sentence on run-on sentence, giving the impression that you are a MotorMouth of quite considerable status, which in itself isn't far from the truth, but you try to restrain yourself.]] What will you do now?\\

Not all internet nicknames are quite accurate. For example, Slowzombie is no zombie, despite being sorta slow as long as there's no imminent threats to his life. This horror movie aficionado, and thesaurus enthusiast, spends his college days procrastinating to write his multiple screenplays, most often due to being randomly amused by TVTropes and similar distractions. As a horror fan, he has a special place in his heart for the NightmareFuelUnleaded and CosmicHorror tropes. His current Trope-related plans include spreading the good word of DeadSnow.

When not refering to himself in third person in his contributor page, he dabbles wirth [[http://www.slowzombies.blogspot.com a blog]] about his favorite subject, horror movies.

Fun facts about slowzombie:
* He wholeheartedly believes that [[PhoenixWright Manfred Von Karma]] could be an end boss in any concievable game genre.
** He also considers making a lost of "Manfred Von Karma Facts" but fears any factual error would result in a fatal OBJECTION.
* He owns two versions of HouseOfLeaves, the cheap Play.com edition and the full color edition, they both scare him.
** One of them is now missing. Slowzombie finds this worrying.
** It is now recovered, it's somewhat less worrying.
* He was born a good month too early.
* Despite having an otherwise magnificent beard, he is often mocked by his friends for not having a full beard, thanks to a small hairless patch between his mustache and his beard
* His catchphrase were for several years "do you know what annoys me?"
* One of his more recent nicknames is Toto. Whether this is a reference to Toto from TheWizardOfOz, Salvatore "Toto" Di Vita from Cinema Paradiso or the band Toto depends on who you ask, but he is a strong supporter of #2.
* He doesn't mind refering to himself in the third person.

* I think SlowZombie is a PrettyCoolGuy. eh lieks horror films and doesnt [[SubvertedTrope reveal his nationality, which is rather confusing if he's doing this D&D thing.]] - [[Tropers/ Diamonnes]]

** One of them is now missing. Slowzombie finds this worrying.

Not all internet nicknames are quite accurate. For example, Slowzombie is no zombie, despite being sorta slow as long as there's no imminent threats to his life. This horror movie aficionado, and thesaurus enthusiast, spends his college days procrastinating to write his multiple screenplays, most often due to being randomly amused by TVTropes and similar distractions. As a horror fan, he has a special place in his heart for the NightmareFuelUnleaded and CosmicHorror tropes. His current Trope-related plans include pimping up the BehindTheMask entry and creating a page for the Norwegian Nazi-Zombie splatter comedy Dead Snow (yes, really)