History Tropers / KillerClowns

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling.

I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. But for the most part, that means "don't be obnoxiously [[ChaoticStupid 'zany']] or [[SpecialSnowflakeSyndrome 'special']] and we're good." Your life and how you live it are not my problem. Used to be ChaoticNeutral, with delusions of being ChaoticGood, though that rapidly proved [[BoredWithInsanity dull]] and not especially productive. Evidence of such is scattered around TroperTales, despite my best efforts at [[OldShame eradication]].

Never take any criticism I level against you too hard: if I criticize you, it means you strike me as competent enough to be worth sitting down and writing criticism for. The username comes from playing as the [[CircusOfFear Balseraphs]] from FallFromHeaven, for the record.

My current and only writing project is a little something of NewWeird PortalFantasy I'm [[WorkingTitle tentatively calling]] the Tales of a Starless Sky. To give a painfully oversimplified summary, it involves three families of essentially ordinary people and a crippled, chatty EldritchAbomination doing their best to outwit and overthrow a fascist memory-eating god-king from another world whose claims of divinity are horrifyingly accurate. Also, {{Seinfeldian Conversation}}s. I'm not gonna start a trope list or anything, though: when I get published (in [[{{Literature}} some form]] or [[WebSerialNovel another]]) I'll be able to use a trope page as proof of recognition and a source for feedback.

My current and only writing project is a little something of NewWeird PortalFantasy I'm [[WorkingTitle tentatively calling]] the Tales of a Starless Sky. To give a painfully oversimplified summary, it involves three families of essentially ordinary people and a crippled, chatty EldritchAbomination doing their best to outwit and overthrow a fascist memory-eating god-king from another world whose claims of divinity are horrifyingly accurate. Also, {{Seinfeldian Conversation}}s. I'm not gonna start a trope list or anything, though: when I get published (in [[{{Literature}} some form]] or [[WebOriginal another]]) I'll be able to use a trope page as proof of recognition and a source for feedback.

Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

My current and only writing project is a little something of NewWeird PortalFantasy I'm [[WorkingTitle tentatively calling]] the Tales of a Starless Sky. To give a painfully oversimplified summary, it involves three families of essentially ordinary people and a crippled, chatty EldritchAbomination doing their best to outwit and overthrow a fascist memory-eating god-king from another world whose claims of divinity are horrifyingly accurate. Also, SeinfeldianConversations. I'm not gonna start a trope list or anything, though: when I get published (in [[{{Literature}} some form]] or [[WebOriginal another]]) I'll be able to use a trope page as proof of recognition and a source for feedback.

My current and only writing project is a little something of NewWeird PortalFantasy I'm tentatively calling the Tales of a Starless Sky. To give a painfully oversimplified summary, it involves three families of essentially ordinary people and a crippled, chatty EldritchAbomination doing their best to outwit and overthrow a fascist memory-eating god-king from another world whose claims of divinity are horrifyingly accurate. Also, SeinfeldianConversations. I'm not gonna start a trope list or anything, though: when I get published (in [[{{Literature}} some form]] or [[WebOriginal another]]) I'll be able to use a trope page as proof of recognition and a source for feedback.

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Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. But for the most part, that means "don't be obnoxiously [[ChaoticStupid 'zany']] or [[SpecialSnowflakeSyndrome 'special']] and we're good." Your life and how you live it are not my problem. Used to be ChaoticNeutral, with delusions of being ChaoticGood, though that rapidly proved [[BoredWithInsanity dull]] and not especially productive. Evidence of such is scattered around TroperTales, despite my best efforts at [[OldShame eradication]]. Never take any criticism I level against you too hard: if I criticize you, it means you strike me as competent enough to be worth sitting down and writing criticism for. The username comes from playing as the [[CircusOfFear Balseraphs]] from FallFromHeaven, for the record. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.
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* [[http://thepromiseoftomorrow.ytmnd.com/ Ja!]] -- {{@/QQQQQ}}

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. But for the most part, that means "don't be obnoxiously [[ChaoticStupid 'zany']] or [[SpecialSnowflakeSyndrome 'special']] and we're good." Your life and how you live it are not my problem. Used to be ChaoticNeutral, with delusions of being ChaoticGood, though that rapidly proved [[BoredWithInsanity dull]] and not especially productive. Evidence of such is scattered around TroperTales, despite my best efforts at [[OldShame eradication]]. Never take any criticism I level against you too hard: if I criticize you, it means you strike me as competent enough to be worth sitting down and writing criticism for. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

* Hello. I see that you are a Freemason. You must then be associated in some capacity with the Freemasonic conspiracy faction to exert your organization's secret control over America. I am a representative of the United Nations conspiracy faction that seeks to establish a global one-world government in the New World Order. I suspect that our two organizations have much to gain by working together. To that end I wish to arrange talk between the leaders of both our organizations in the hope that we might meet some mutual agreement or alliance. The United Nations hides behind a mask of impotence to disguise it's true motives, and most Americans believe that the Freemasons are nothing but a fraternal organization and charitable advocacy group. With our combined ties in America and Europe, the eventual goal of total planetary domination would be all but guaranteed. As for the terms and finer points of this potential arrangement, they are yet to be determined. However, we have particular interest in the possibility of using your Lodges as safe-houses for our special operations teams, or as servicing stations for our black helicopters that are used to deploy and retrieve those teams. You may present what you might want in return, and it will be decided whether the arrangement is acceptable by the Secretary General. I await your reply. - {{Tropers/Gault}}

* Ja! -- {{@/QQQQQ}}

* D'aww, you make too much of me by praising my plain little half-satirizing thread. But hey, Writer's Block buddies! - @/Leradny

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. But for the most part, that means "don't be obnoxiously [[ChaoticStupid 'zany']] or [[SpecialSnowflakeSyndrome 'special']] and we're good." Your life and how you live it are not my problem. Used to be ChaoticNeutral, though that rapidly proved [[BoredWithInsanity dull]] and not especially productive. Evidence of such is scattered around TroperTales, despite my best efforts at [[OldShame eradication]]. Never take any criticism I level against you too hard: if I criticize you, it means you strike me as competent enough to be worth sitting down and writing criticism for. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. But for the most part, that means "don't be obnoxiously [[ChaoticStupid 'zany']] or [[SpecialSnowflakeSyndrome 'special']] and we're good." Your life and how you live it are not my problem. Never take any criticism I level against you too hard: if I criticize you, it means you strike me as competent enough to be worth sitting down and writing criticism for. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. But for the most part, that means "don't be [[ChaoticStupid adorably zany]] or [[SpecialSnowflakeSyndrome obnoxiously 'special']] and we're good." Never take any criticism I level against you too hard: if I criticize you, it means you strike me as competent enough to be worth sitting down and writing criticism for. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) {{Discworld}}, DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

Contributor page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes, DwarfFortress, {{Neverwinter Nights 2}}, MassEffect, {{Civilization V}} and various random freeware indie games, because I'm a cheap bastard. Much of the FallFromHeaven page is my doing. I use and abuse PotHoles and em dashes, listen to heavy metal, and was recently introduced to the [[WorldOfHam rather raucous]] world of ProfessionalWrestling. I'm white, heterosexual, male, and a member of the Freemasons: an excellent recipe for the LawfulNeutral alignment. Not much else to say, really: I'll let my wiki edits and forum posts, speak for me.

If you're looking for evil and/or nightmarish clowns, you want {{Monster Clown}}s. This is my handle elsewhere, and I didn't think until it was too late it might cause confusion. Sorry for the mess.

Anyways. Contributer page. Not much right now. Fan of (among things I can immediately think of) DoctorWho, StargateSG1, ASongOfIceAndFire, PlanescapeTorment, NoMoreHeroes and MadWorld. Have Wikipedian tendencies, will try to keep them from dealing any damage. If you bite me, make sure not to take off any limbs I may need later. I'm also doing a good sized chunk of the work on the page for the {{Civilization}} IV mod FallFromHeaven. I'm mostly LawfulGood in my ideals, but my shameful tendency to decree things SomebodyElsesProblem and occasional (sometimes [[KickTheWrongDog painfully regrettable]]) indulgences in the art of {{troll}}ing [[AssholeVictim assholes]] might make me TrueNeutral. In my spare time, I determine whether or not a sit-com could be made about my family. Probably not; [[RealityIsUnrealistic nobody'd believe it]]. DeadpanSnarker, YuriFanboy, and KnightInSourArmor / NobleDemon (depending on mood), with a ManicPixieDreamGirl for a sister ([[BewareTheNiceOnes do not trifle with her]]), an OnlySaneMan mother, and a ([[BunnyEarsLawyer startlingly]] [[MagnificentBastard clever]]) CloudCuckooLander for a father. I [[{{Understatement}} occasionally use]] {{Pothole}}s, and am a devoted {{Splitter}}.