History Tropers / Exelixi

Greetings. You can call me "Exe," "Alex," or "that jackass who (insert something I've done here)."

I practise boxing, half a dozen kinds of fencing, and staff-fighting, and get ''incredibly'' smug about it. Expect to hear a lot of sword-wanking on my part.

I am a geek, and proud of being so.

I play tabletop role-playing games like they're going out of style.

I act in plays whenever possible.

I have issues with sunlight (makes my eyes hurt unbearably), churches and crucifixes (bad experiences with christianity), and I like blood. [[RunningGag So apparently I am a vampire.]]

Stuff I like:

* {{Buffy}}, {{Firefly}}, and DoctorWho on television
* Action films with a good plot, good comedies, cerebral stuff.
* TheLordOfTheRings, TheDresdenFiles, and an absolute metric fucktonne of other books.
* MagicTheGathering, big time.
* XKCD, TheAdventuresOfDoctorMcNinja, OrderOfTheStick
* Loads of comics; TheSandman is my favourite.
* More bands than I can name without taking up far too much space; the top five, right now, are JimiHendrix, {{Dio}}, PinkFloyd, TheWho, and {{Waylander}}.

I practise boxing, half a dozen kinds of fencing, and staff-fighting. Expect to hear a lot of sword-wanking on my part.

* More bands than I can name without taking up far too much space; the top five, right now, are JimiHendrix, {{Dio}}, PinkFloyd, {{Rush}}, and {{Waylander}}.

[[DIo When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down]]\\
Because I see that it's free and it's me who is lost and never found.

No reason to get excited\\The thief, he kindly spoke

There are many here amongst us

Who feel that life is nothing but a joke

But you and I we've been through that

And this is not our fate

So let us not talk falsely now

No reason to get excited

The thief, he kindly spoke

While discussing on the forum, I managed to vandalize your page! [[TronLegacy Exelixi!!! Where are you now???]] -@/{{Belfagor}}

[[DIO When there's lightning, you know it always brings me down]]\\

Describe Exelixi here.

No. Fuck you.

I'd put some stuff here, but I'm too busy burying my nose in TheDresdenFiles.

Just a moment, please. You're Dia's sockpuppet, are you not? -@/{{desdendelle}}

I'd put some stuff here, but I'm too busy burying my nose in TheDresdenFiles. Don't let the Skinwalker bite!

'''There used to be a bunch of stuff here, but someone cast [[MagicTheGathering Phyrexian]] [[ApocalypseHow Rebirth]]. Now there's just a huge horror. I'll redo the place after I find some spot removal- where's my Doom Blade?'''

There used to be a bunch of stuff here, but someone cast [[MagicTheGathering Phyrexian]] [[ApocalypseHow Rebirth]]. Now there's just a huge horror. I'll redo the place after I find some spot removal- where's my Doom Blade?

Bénis soient les Dieux, qui veillent et nous protègent.

Bénie soit Samhain, quand les esprits des morts errent librement.

Bénis soient ceux qui pleurent en ce jour et doivent faire la paix avec la mort.

Bénis soient les morts, qui partent pour l'autre-monde et reviendront un jour dans ce monde.

Bénie soit la Récolte, morte pour que d'autres vivent.

Bénis soient les arbres, qui meurent en Hiver et renaîssent au Printemps; béni soit le Soleil, qui meurt à chaque crépuscule.

Bénie soit la Neige, qui préserve ce qui reste de Vert; bénie soit la Lune, qui préserve la lumière du Soleil.

Bénie soit la Morrigan, bergère des morts.

Et bénis, vraiment bénis en ce jour soient les Païens, qui sont morts mais en cet âge renaissent!

''Ainsi soit-il.''

Blessings to Orange Spider for the translation.
[[folder:Tropes Which I Believe Apply To Me]]
* AdjustingYourGlasses
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Enough, at least, to fuel my dating life.
* AltumVidetur: I occasionally insert bits of Latin to flavour my speech. French and Irish, too.
* BadassLongcoat: I bought a leather duster specifically to give off this image.
* BloodKnight
* ChivalrousPervert: Rest assured that I will likely be staring at your ass as you walk through the door I am holding open.
* DontYouDarePityMe: Seriously, 'tis a bad idea, at least if you are within backhanding distance.
* GreyEyes
* IdenticalStranger: I was this with Cutewithoutthe, but we got to know each other, so we are not really "strangers" anymore.
* JerkAss: Unashamedly.
* KnightInSourArmour
* MaddenIntoMisanthropy: I went through a phase like this. No worries, IGotBetter.
* SmugSnake
* TheHedonist: My creed is "have fun and cause as little harm as possible." I kinda suck at that last bit.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Blood fetishist who, due to an eye condition, cannot stand the sunlight, and, due to unpleasant experiences turning into simmering hatred, refuses to enter a church. The joke that I am a vampire caught on quickly amoungst my friends.
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[[folder:Tropes Which Other Tropers Think Apply To Me]]

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[[folder:Things I Enjoy]]
* Fencing
* Boxing
* MMA
* Good old fashioned street fights
* Tabletop [=RPGs=] like D&D and WorldOfDarkness
* MagicTheGathering
* Poker
* Long walks [[strike:on the beach]] in the woods.
* Hanging with my mates, obviously.
* DoctorWho
* FireFly
* BeingHuman
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer
* TheAdventuresOfDoctorMcNinja
* OrderOfTheStick
* The Beatles, the Who, Hendrix, Bon Jovi, Pat Benatar, Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Dio, Ozzy, Guns'N'Roses, The Animals, U2, Pink Floyd, The Eagles, Waylander, and a metric fucktonne of other bands of the rockish persuasions.
* That70sShow
* MythBusters
* Too many books to count, let alone name; mostly fantasy and scifi.
* History.
* Anthropology.
* The B/D and S/M parts of BDSM.
* Blood. I fucking love blood.
* Human beings, who are decent company and a good container for the above. Vive humanitas.
* Tropes, obviously.
* Writing.
* LARP. (Yeah, one of ''those'' nerds.)
* Several video games.
* Chess.
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[[folder:Tropers I Respect Or Otherwise Think Are Cool]]
* Punkreader.
* Morven.
* Bobby G.
* Maddy.
* Haven, the original PungeonMaster.
* Juan Carlos- he is my drug dealer.
* Cutewithoutthe. I am convinced we were separated at birth.
* Drunkscriblerian and his consort.
* Landy.
* Kino.
* Hopey and That Human, the best troper couple ever.
* Mark Von Lewis.
* Zeusdak.
* Chucklefuck.
* Central and Junkie.
* Blackmoon.
* Furiko.
* Squadron Pigeon.
* My associates from AutOmniaAutNihil.
* MadassAlex.
* And many more.
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''More than a note from a horn, it was pure power, a clarion call from the primal essence of Nature itself casting a beacon for all the world to hear that it was '''pissed.''' ''

* And many more.

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''The whispers were incessant, annoying, irritating and infuriating- but only because their words were true.''

''There would always be tragedy, and war, and disaster; our neighbours would hate us or look at us like vermin. And yet, the gods would always be there, watching over us and reminding us to be strong.''

Good evening. Come on in, have a seat. Relax. [[DidYouJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu Drink some tea]] [[NoMisterBondIExpectYouToDine while we wait for the food.]] Fancy a game of [[MagicTheGathering Magic]], or [[ChessWithDeath chess]]?

[[RightHandCat Don't mind]] [[PantheraAwesome the cat,]] [[BlatantLies he's harmless.]]

Now, let's get to business. [[TheHero You]] have [[MacGuffin something]] [[BigBad I]] need. [[BribingYourWayToVictory I'll be willing to pay a considerable sum of money]]. . .

No?

''Hurk''

[[GlamourFailure Ah, sorry about that, I was holding back a sneeze.]]

Come now, don't be so stubborn.

Alright, if you insist. [[MindRape What you're about to experience will not be pleasant.]]

I did not want to have to do that, really, though I am glad to see you are feeling a bit more cooperative.

All I need is your signature. . . Right. . . Down. . . There.

!!Sign Here

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[[DealWithTheDevil It was a pleasure doing business with you.]]

''How might I, sir or madam, be of use? I offer up myself for the perusal of your brethren.'' - @/{{Punkreader}}

Come now, don't be so stubborn. All I need is your signature. . . Right. . . Down. . . There.

See Tropers/{{Diamonnes}}, my old account.