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* BlindWithoutEm (Unspeakably so. People who don't already know me often ask about my eyesight; after a few seconds with my glasses - the thing I need for ostensibly 20/20 vision - their question is answered)
People who don?t know me invariably dispute how bad my eyesight is; after a few seconds with my glasses on ? the things I need for 20/20 vision ? they retract their comments)

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* BlindWithoutEm (Unspeakably so. People who don't already know me often ask about my eyesight; eyesight and sometimes dispute what I say; after a few seconds with my glasses - the thing I need for ostensibly 20/20 vision - their question is answered)
People who don?t know me invariably dispute how bad my eyesight is; after a few seconds with my glasses on ? the things I need for 20/20 vision ?
on, they retract their comments)aren't arguing any more.)

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*AllLoveIsUnrequited (Thus far, at least. 21 years alone.)
*AManIsNotAVirgin (Man alive I hope not.)
*BerserkButton (You can't spell it without Be, after all. It's people who walk slowly on crowded streets - living and working in London as I do and walking quickly as I like to, when people crowd the streets by meandering it makes me wish for a machine gun to mow the lot down and be done with it)

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*AllLoveIsUnrequited (Thus far, at least. 21 years alone.)
*AManIsNotAVirgin (Man alive I hope not.)
*BerserkButton (You still can't spell it without Be, after all. It's Be. The previous one, people who walk slowly on crowded streets streets, still applies, but a secondary one has arisen since - living parents who let their babies scream their lungs out in public places. I now work in one of those public places and working in London as I do and walking quickly as I like to, when people crowd the streets by meandering it makes me wish for it's a machine gun to mow the lot down and be done with it)daily plague.)



*BlindWithoutEm (Unspeakably so. People who don?t know me invariably dispute how bad my eyesight is; after a few seconds with my glasses on ? the things I need for 20/20 vision ? they retract their comments)
*CrowningMomentOfFunny (I consider it a successful evening if I can come out with one thing that makes the people I'm with crack up. Particular favourites include a discussion about how Sienna Miller has a uterus of iron, and that if I bowl a strike correct dating procedure is not then to lean over and ask "Does that make you wet?")

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*BlindWithoutEm (Unspeakably so. People who don't already know me often ask about my eyesight; after a few seconds with my glasses - the thing I need for ostensibly 20/20 vision - their question is answered)
People who don?t know me invariably dispute how bad my eyesight is; after a few seconds with my glasses on ? the things I need for 20/20 vision ? they retract their comments)
*CrowningMomentOfFunny (I consider it a successful evening if I can come out with one thing that makes the people I'm with crack up. Particular favourites include a discussion about how Sienna Miller has a uterus of iron, and that if I bowl a strike correct dating procedure is not then to lean over and ask "Does that make you wet?")
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*DrinkOrder (Jack Daniels. In a pinch, Jim Beam is equally acceptable.)

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*DrinkOrder (Jack Daniels. In a pinch, Jim Beam is equally acceptable.(Pepsi Max. My alcoholic beverages of choice are too varied.)



*GrumpyBear (I just am. And this isn't just my opinion, I've been described as having a shriveled bit of coal where my heart should be.)
*JerkWithAHeartOfGold (Despite being vicious, bitter and incredibly tactless at times, there are people I genuinely do care about in this world and for them I?ll go to the ends to the earth if necessary. Not many, admittedly, but enough)
*MistakenForGay (Being 21 and having yet to find a girlfriend, this shouldn?t need much explanation)



*TheSmartGuy (Of his FiveManBand. Similarly, is the melancholic one in the FourTemperamentEnsemble)
*VitriolicBestBuds (Really, really vitriolic.)
*WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes (Eyes and dogs, in my case. There?s even a dog or two at my workplace, people bring them in, although following New Year's I'm aiming to eliminate that fear.)

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