History Tropers / ABadDriver

[[SoCoolItsAwesome Cool]] [[Fanfic/MagicaMadokaVeneficusPuella fanfic]], bro. ~Enviroguy [[hottip:*: I see what you did there.]]

Lol, I'm a therapist.

!!Tropes that may or may not match this creature.

* {{Artist Disillusionment}}
* {{Alternate Character Interpretation}} - Am I a {{Jerkass}} because I don't like people, or am I craving attention? [[hottip:*: Here's a hint: It's the former.]]
* {{Asexuality}} - Hetero-romantic to be precise. [[hottip:*: I'm not attracted to anyone by any sexual means. I can still get *AHEM* ''aroused'' but I don't experience sexual attraction, only romantic.]]
* {{Blatant Lies}}
* {{Brutal Honesty}} - Played straight and [[BlatantLies subverted.]]
* {{Bunny Ears Lawyer}}
* {{Cloud Cuckoo Lander}} - Typical
* {{Cluster F Bomb}}
* {{Dangerously Genre Savvy}}
* {{DeadpanSnarker}} - Also a {{Jerkass}}
* {{Deconstructed Trope}} - For fuck's sake.
* {{Drives Like Crazy}} - WOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOHOOOOO
* {{Expospeak Gag}}
* {{Freud was Right}} - Often.
* {{Freudian Slip}} - Invoked
* {{Large Ham}}
* {{Lampshade Hanging}}
* {{Magnificent Bastard}} - I fucking wish.
* {{Nightmare Fuel Station Attendant}}
* {{Otaku}}
* {{Precision F strike}}
* {{Proud to be a Geek}} - And how!
* {{Redundancy Department of Redundancy}} [[hottip:*: Invoked.]]
* {{Screw the Rules I have plot}} - Horrifically subverted. Repeatedly.
* {{Self Deprecation}}
* {{Sophisticated as Hell}}
* {{Spock Speak}}
* {{Suspiciously Specific Denial}}
* ThisLoserIsYou
* {{Troll}} - Eeyup.
* {{Troperiffic}}
* {{Wrong Genre Savvy}}

!!Things made by this {{Humanoid Abomination}}

Fanfic/MagicaMadokaVeneficusPuella - The fiction. Not the page.

* The world of dramatic readings misses you greatly. COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKK...! Also, you're voice = [[AudioErotica Audio Erotica]]. (For [[DepravedBisexual me]], anyway.) ~Hammerhead

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* {{Exospeak Gag}}

* {{Magnificent Bastard}}

* {{Otaku}} - Though not nearly as scary as the image on the Trope Page.

* {{Proud to be a Geek}} - And how! [[hottip:*: This is usually where the ham comes in.]]

* {{Shameless Self Promoter}} - PlayedWith. [[hottip:*: I like to link things together. It's less because of the fact that [[SmallNameBigEgo I want]] [[AttentionWhore attention]] [[TedBaxter and think highly of myself,]] [[SelfDeprecation which]] [[HeroicSelfDeprecation I don't,]] and more that I love coherency. Though I can admit that I have linked MMVP to other pages on the site. Though there aren't many pages that have been linked.]]

* {{Spock Speak}} [[hottip:*: [[InvokedTrope Invoked.]]

* ThisLoserIsYou [[hottip:*: I do believe that this is yet another subversion. [[TedBaxter I am most certainly not you, no matter how much you wish you could be.]]
* {{Troll}} - Occasionally.

* {{Yuri Fan}} - Slowly developed. Now I am interested in the ''relationships'' between girls. Thanks a lot, BurstAngel

!!Tropes that may or may not match this EldritchAbomination

* {{All Men Are Perverts}} - [[SubvertedTrope Subverted]]

* {{Aspergers Syndrome}} - Not a trope, but I do have it.
* {{Berserk Button}} - {{Wangst}}. [[hottip:*: Angst is good, but I'm mostly a comedy writer. A ''{{Black Comedy}}'' writer. I can't take too much angst seriously, and when it gets to a point of horrifying overbearance, then I will need some kind of sedative or alcoholic beverage to quell my violent rage.]] RougeAnglesOfSatin, FridgeLogic, and mistaking Asperger's Syndrome as a [[DidNotDoTheResearch mental illness]], [[{{Flanderization}} defining quirk]], and/or a [[CriticalResearchFailure nonexistent condition.]]

* {{Chekhovs Gun}} - Many of my jokes are centered on this.
* {{Cloud Cuckoo Lander}} - I will often veer into this category.

* {{Covert Pervert}} - Nobody ever seems to [[SelectiveObliviousness Guess]]

* {{DeadpanSnarker}} - Occasionally interspersed with {{Jerkass}}
* {{Deconstructed Trope}} - Aw, dammit.
* {{Drives Like Crazy}} - I now have a driver's license. RUN. [[hottip:*: Also subverted. I'm a very careful driver...[[DoubleSubverted when I'm not pissed.]]]]
* {{Freud was Right}} - [[LampshadeHanging No, that Wii remote is not part of anyone's sexual fantasies.]] [[hottip:*: [[EveryoneIsSatanInHell It's not. It's really not.]]]]
* {{Freudian Slip}}
* {{Girl on Girl is Hot}} - I am not doing any favors for the [[AllMenArePerverts male gender]], am I? [[hottip:*: Also averted. I don't obsess over the stuff.]]
* {{Humans are Bastards}} - I can go all day. [[hottip:*: Subverted. Man, I'm on a roll here!]]
* {{Large Ham}} [[hottip:*:Just in case you couldn't tell from my [[TheRant AUTHOR'S NOTES!!]] [[TheWho YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!]]]]
* {{Lampshade Hanging}} - What am I doing right now? [[hottip:*: [[CaptainObvious Here, I explain and mock some tropes that I, myself, have listed.]]

Please note that I am an Atheist. [[hottip:*: Actually, I can be classified as a Possibilian. However, I call myself an "Atheist" to make sure that others know that, ''"yes,'' I am ''damn'' sure that I don't believe in ''your'' religion." ]] [[AcceptableReligiousTargets You can start now.]]

* TheAlcoholic - Narrowly averted. [[hottip:*: With the kind of shit that I deal with on a daily basis, I should be ''chugging'' by now. The only reason I'm not is because of a ''ludicrous'' amount of self-control.]]

* {{Lampshade Hanging}} - What am I doing right now? [[hottip:*: [[CaptainObvious Here, I explain and mock some tropes that I, myself, have listed.]]]]

* {{Spock Speak}} [[hottip:*: ''[[InvokedTrope In-]][[PrecisionFStrike fucking-]][[InvokedTrope voked!]]'']]

* ThisLoserIsYou [[hottip:*: I do believe that this is yet another subversion. [[TedBaxter I am most certainly not you, no matter how much you wish you could be.]] ...Okay, so that's not true. I am actually quite an average person with a healthy build and an enormous amount of self deprecation built up with years of negativity and incredible pessimism.]]

I dare you.

I double dare you, [[ClusterFBomb Motherfucker]]. [[BlatantLies While I do not usually use such raunchy language]], I can, [[PrecisionFStrike and will]], make [[DeadpanSnarker such comments]]

* The world of dramatic readings misses you greatly. COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKK...! Also, you're voice = [[AudioErotica Audio Erotica]]. (For [[DepravedBisexual me]], anyway.)

* The world of dramatic readings misses you greatly. COME BACKKKKKKKKKKKK...!

* {{Shameless Self Promoter}} - Subverted. [[hottip:*: I like to link things together. It's less because of the fact that [[SmallNameBigEgo I want]] [[AttentionWhore attention]] [[TedBaxter and think highly of myself,]] [[SelfDeprecation which]] [[HeroicSelfDeprecation I don't,]] and more that I love coherency.]]

A fine series of {{Dramatic Reading}}s, starting with NarutoVeanganceRevelaitons, and hopefully with nothing else.

Cool fanfic, bro. ~Enviroguy [[hottip:*: I see what you did there.]]