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[- WARNING: TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any all damage to property, including your friends, family or pets. The warranty on TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ is unreliable and you really should have assumed this about TropeCo/TropeCo® by this point. BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ are not for consumption, nor should any fruit or vegetable by-products that BotanicalAbomination™ may produce be eaten. Do not allow TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ within contact of any form of TropeCo/TropeCo® AnimalisticAbomination™. The resulting interaction may lead to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation [DATA REDACTED]]]. MayContainEvil and allergenic pollen. -]
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[- WARNING: TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any all damage to property, including your friends, family or pets. The warranty on TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ is unreliable and you really should have assumed this about TropeCo/TropeCo® by this point. BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ are not for consumption, nor should any fruit or vegetable by-products that BotanicalAbomination™ may produce be eaten. Do not allow TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ within contact of any form of TropeCo/TropeCo® AnimalisticAbomination™. The resulting interaction may lead to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation [[Website/SCPFoundation [DATA REDACTED]]]. MayContainEvil and allergenic pollen. -]
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[- WARNING: TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any all damage to property, including your friends, family or pets. The warranty on TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ is unreliable and you really should have assumed this about TropeCo/TropeCo® by this point. BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ are not for consumption, nor should any fruit or vegetable by-products that BotanicalAbomination™ may produce be eaten. Do not - I repeat - do NOT allow TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ within contact of any form of TropeCo/TropeCo® AnimalisticAbomination™. The resulting interaction may lead to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation [DATA REDACTED]]]. MayContainEvil and allergenic pollen. -]
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[[caption-width-right:350:[[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia]], '''''BROCCOLI EATS YOU!'''''[[note]]Do not plant TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ in Russia or any Russian owned territories.[[/note]]]]
Hey kids, do you struggle all summer to make your garden, only to have nothing to show for it? Do the guys your parents hire to mow the lawn always end up killing it by accident? Well, fret no more!
Introducing the brand-new TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™! Simply plant one of the TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ and watch it grow overnight. It can survive any environment! Plant it in the middle of the forest and it will tower over all of the other trees and releases mind-control pollen from its flowers. Is your garden in the Western countryside suffering? Plant a seed and watch as an AlienKudzu sprouts and strangles half the country-side with its carnivorous, viney-goodness. Plant it in the desert and watch it become a massive SandWorm [[AllDesertsHaveCacti with massive thorns across its body and can survive without water for months]]. Drop it in the ocean and watch it rise from the water as a colossal seaweed {{Kaiju}}. The fisher-men all over the coast will thank you immensely for the easy catch when its mere presence kills all of the fish near it. Even the moon isn't sa-- I mean even in the airless vacuum of space is the perfect place to cultivate your BotanicalAbomination™ as it grows into a blood-sucking MeatMoss that assimilates your friends and family into an amorphous monster. Next year's family reunion will be so much more interesting now!
The BotanicalAbomination™ is both house-plant ''and'' family pet!
[- WARNING: TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any all damage to property, including your friends, family or pets. The warranty on TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ is unreliable and you really should have assumed this about TropeCo/TropeCo® by this point. Do not - I repeat - do NOT allow TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ within contact of any form of TropeCo/TropeCo® AnimalisticAbomination™. The resulting interaction may lead to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation [DATA REDACTED]]]. MayContainEvil and allergenic pollen. -]
Call within the next ten-thousand years and earn a limited edition TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ spore-package. Simply open the package within a dark and damp environment and watch as TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ sprout within the next few weeks.
[- WARNING: Do not open the TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ spore-package without protective gear. Failure to do so may lead to death and ZombieApocalypse. Leave all TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ away from sunlight, lest they start exhibiting symptoms akin to rabies and gain an innate desire to destroy the sun. -]
Call FiveFiveFive-FiveFiveFive-[[TropeCo/TropeCo TROPECO]]. That's FiveFiveFive-FiveFiveFive-[[TropeCo/TropeCo TROPECO]].
[[caption-width-right:350:[[RussianReversal In Soviet Russia]], '''''BROCCOLI EATS YOU!'''''[[note]]Do not plant TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ in Russia or any Russian owned territories.[[/note]]]]
Hey kids, do you struggle all summer to make your garden, only to have nothing to show for it? Do the guys your parents hire to mow the lawn always end up killing it by accident? Well, fret no more!
Introducing the brand-new TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™! Simply plant one of the TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination Insta-Seeds™ and watch it grow overnight. It can survive any environment! Plant it in the middle of the forest and it will tower over all of the other trees and releases mind-control pollen from its flowers. Is your garden in the Western countryside suffering? Plant a seed and watch as an AlienKudzu sprouts and strangles half the country-side with its carnivorous, viney-goodness. Plant it in the desert and watch it become a massive SandWorm [[AllDesertsHaveCacti with massive thorns across its body and can survive without water for months]]. Drop it in the ocean and watch it rise from the water as a colossal seaweed {{Kaiju}}. The fisher-men all over the coast will thank you immensely for the easy catch when its mere presence kills all of the fish near it. Even the moon isn't sa-- I mean even in the airless vacuum of space is the perfect place to cultivate your BotanicalAbomination™ as it grows into a blood-sucking MeatMoss that assimilates your friends and family into an amorphous monster. Next year's family reunion will be so much more interesting now!
The BotanicalAbomination™ is both house-plant ''and'' family pet!
[- WARNING: TropeCo/TropeCo® is not responsible for any all damage to property, including your friends, family or pets. The warranty on TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ is unreliable and you really should have assumed this about TropeCo/TropeCo® by this point. Do not - I repeat - do NOT allow TropeCo/TropeCo® BotanicalAbomination™ within contact of any form of TropeCo/TropeCo® AnimalisticAbomination™. The resulting interaction may lead to [[Wiki/SCPFoundation [DATA REDACTED]]]. MayContainEvil and allergenic pollen. -]
Call within the next ten-thousand years and earn a limited edition TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ spore-package. Simply open the package within a dark and damp environment and watch as TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ sprout within the next few weeks.
[- WARNING: Do not open the TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ spore-package without protective gear. Failure to do so may lead to death and ZombieApocalypse. Leave all TropeCo/TropeCo® MushroomMan™ away from sunlight, lest they start exhibiting symptoms akin to rabies and gain an innate desire to destroy the sun. -]
Call FiveFiveFive-FiveFiveFive-[[TropeCo/TropeCo TROPECO]]. That's FiveFiveFive-FiveFiveFive-[[TropeCo/TropeCo TROPECO]].
