History TheProblemWithPenIsland / NToZ

* [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Nintendo's Witch]] (Nintendo has a witch.)

* NobiSexuals (somebody attracted only to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nobi Korean indentured servants?]])

** [[VideoGame/SmileForMe Smile? Form E!]] (You have to fill out Form E if you smile.)
** [[Film/PlayMistyForME Play? Misty? Form E!]] (If you want to play, you have to fill out Form E while it's misty.)
** [[FanFic/NoFeatherbedFormE No Feather Bed? Form E!]] (Sign Form E to get your very own bed made of feathers.)

** [[LightNovel/MyEntireClassWasSummonedToAnotherWorldExceptFormE My Entire Class Was Summoned To Another World, Except Form E!]] (Is Form E in your class?)

* [[NonElemental Non-Element Al]] (Al's just a normal guy, unlike everyone else.)

** [[NoRuesCotsman Not Rue's Cotsman!]] (Something has happened to [[Literature/TheHungerGames Rue's]] Cotsman.)

* [[ObnoxiousInLaws Obnoxious in Laws]] (The laws say I'm allowed to be annoying!)

* [[OverFlowError Over Flower ROR]] (Let's go out into the flower garden and read some [[Manga/ShuumatsuNoWalkureRecordOfRagnarok Record of Ragnarok]].)

* [[PastimesProvePersonality Pa's Times Prove Personality]] (Your dad knows how you're feeling just by looking at the clock.)

* [[Administrivia/PeopleSitOnChairs People's IT On Chairs]] (Just leave your computer and phone on the chair over there...)

*** [[ThepirAteSwhoDontDoAnything Thepir Ate Swho. Don't Do Anything.]] (Thepir just ate Swho, so don't do anything, or Thepir will eat you!)

** [[TestingTheEditors Testing the Edi Tor, S!]] (This was all just a SecretTestOfCharacter!)

* JustForFun/ReportsIHT (A reporter who works for the International Herald Tribune)

*** [[LivingForeverIsAwesome Living for Eve R. is Awesome]] (In fact, it's awesome!)
*** [[Film/DiamondsAreForever Diamonds Are for Eve R.]] (Eve was gifted some diamonds)
*** [[WesternAnimation/TurtlesForever Turtles for Eve R.]] (And she was gifted some turtles!)
*** [[GasolineLastsForever Gasoline Lasts for Eve R.]] (Eve's gasoline is top notch.)
*** [[WebAnimation/LuckyDayForever Lucky Day for Eve R.]] (Is it because of the diamonds, turtles, and gasoline?)

** [[MyDefenseNeedNotProtectMeForever My Defense Need Not Protect Me for Eve R.]] (Eve doesn't mind if my defense doesn't work.)

*** [[NotQuiteForever Not Quite for Eve R.]] (Actually, the other women had something to do with it too.)

*** [[NeverSayDie N, Eve R. Say Die]] (And she said "die!")
*** [[NeverLearnedToRead N, Eve R. Learned to Read]] (She's literate, too!)
*** [[NeverSplitTheParty N, Eve R. Split the Party]] (Eve turned half of our friends against us!)

*** [[NeverOneMurder N, Eve R. One Murder]] (And she's a murderer!)
*** [[Film/NeverBeenKissed N, Eve R. Been Kissed]] (At least someone likes her.)
*** [[NeverTheObviousSuspect N, Eve R. the Obvious Suspect]] (We already know it's Eve.)

*** [[INeverSaidItWasPoison In Eve R., Said It Was Poison]] (You couldn't think of a better time to say that?)
*** [[INeverToldYouMyName In Eve R., Told You My Name]] (You didn't know it before?)
** [[CantHaveSexEveR Can't Have Sex, Eve R.]]
** [[LightNovel/VioletEvergarden Violet Eve R. Garden]] (Eve grows violets in her garden.)

** [[NoMedicationFormE No Medication? Form E!]] (As for the purpose of Form E, you had to fill it out if you wanted to refuse taking medications.)
** [[VideoGame/SmileForMe Smile? Form E!]] (You have to fill out Form E if you want to smile.)

** [[FanFic/ScreamForMe Scream "Form E"!]] (FOOOOOORM EEEEEEEEEE!!1)

** [[Literature/LookForMeByMoonlight Look! Form E By Moonlight!]] (Paperwork has never looked so nice!)
** LightNovel/MyEntireClassWasSummonedToAnotherWorldExceptFormE (Is Form E in your class?)
** [[WhatsInItFormE What's In It: Form E]] (A guide to how to fill in Form E.)
** [[VideoGame/DoItForMe Do It: Form E]] (Advice on why you should fill out Form E.)
** [[Film/ForMeAndMyGal Form E and My Gal]] (I'm signing Form E with my girlfriend.)
*** [[SheWillComeForMe She Will! Come, Form E!]] (She agreed to sign Form E, so now we just need to bring it out.)
** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday But Form E, It Was Tuesday!]] (This guy thinks all the rules about Form E don't apply during Tuesdays.)
** [[WhatHaveYouDoneForMeLately What? Have You Done Form E Lately?]] (No, because it's been phased out.)

* [[NoWarpingZone No Warp in G-Zone]] (You can warp anywhere you want, except Zone G!)

* [[NutritionAlNightmare Nutrition Al: Nightmare!]] (Prim Al, nicknamed "Nutrition Al" due to his obsession with healthy food, is dreaded by {{Big Eater}}s everywhere.)

* OiReland (Hello, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriaan_Reland Adriaan Reland!]])

* [[OneWordVocabulary On E-Word Vocabulary]] (You mean Dictionary.com?)
* [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail The Ore Gon' Trail]] (This rock's going on a trail.)
** [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail Theo Re-Gon' Trail]] (Theo's hiking down this path again.)
** [[VideoGame/TheOregonTrail The "Or Egon" Trail]] (A trail where you have the option of replacing your companion with [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Egon]].)

* LightNovel/OurLastCrusadeOrTheRiseOfAnEwWorld (This is our last stand before the series becomes a GrossoutShow!)

** FIreForgedFriends (TrueCompanions united by their belief that GirlsHaveCooties... or possibly their bad grades)

* [[OverflowError Over Flower ROR]] (Let's go out into the flower garden and read some [[Manga/ShuumatsuNoWalkureRecordOfRagnarok Record of Ragnarok]].)

* PassIonPlay (A play about ions? Eh, I'll pass.)

*** [[VideoGame/Persona3DancingInMoonlight Person A3, Dancing in Moonlight]] (Not having a name doesn't mean you don't have awesome dance skills.)
* [[PersonAsVerb Persona's Verb]] (When people keep misreading [[VideoGame/{{Persona4}} Rise's]] name as a command in English?)

** [[VideoGame/SouthParkPhoneDestroyer ''South Park'' pH One Destroyer]] (''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' had an episode about taking acid, which killed the trend and now nobody does it.)

*** [[ThepirAteSwhoDontDoAnything Thepir Ate Swho. Don't Do Anything.]] (Don't do anything, or Thepir will eat you!)

* [[ProtectIonFromEdiTorS Protect Ion From Edi Tor, S!]] ([[OneLetterName S]] needs to protect a charged particle from a hill named Edi.)

** [[SupernaturalpHOne Supernatural pH One]] (Magical acid.)

** [[TiedUpOnThepHOne Tied Up on the pH One]] (Tie your victims up so they don't escape before you drop them in the AcidPool)

* PiRate (I give this 3.14159(...) stars out of 5)
** GhostPiRate
** HackedByAPiRate
** PiRateBooty
*** [[PirateBooTY Pirate Boo, TY]] (Thank you, pirate [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros boo!]])
*** PirAteBooty ([[ShaggyDogStory What a trip-off!]])

** PiRateGirl
*** PirAteGirl
** PiRateParrot
*** PirAteParrot (My parrot!)
** PiRateSong
*** PiRatesOnG

** PiRatesVersusNinjas
** ThePiRatesWhoDontDoAnything
*** [[ThepirAteSwhoDontDoAnything Thepir Ate Swho. Don't Do Anything.]]
** RuthlessModernPiRates
** SalvagePiRates
** SkyPiRate (That's just pi in the sky.)
** SpacePiRates (They are astronomical!)
** SubmarinePiRates

* [[PitysEx Pity's Ex]] (The woobie has an ex-girlfriend.)

** [[VideoGame/PlanEscapeTorment Plan: Escape Torment]] (exactly what The Nameless One wants to do)

* [[PlayingWithFire PlayingWith.Fire]] (the destructive force of nature has its own Wiki/TVTropes {{Playing With|ATrope}} page)
** PlayingWithFIre (Someone is toying with the idea of getting mad about their bad grade.)

* [[PokemonsPeak Pokemon's Peak]] (''Film/DantesPeak'' [[RecycledInSpace but with]] ''Franchise/{{Pokemon}}'' characters)

* PreSSXToDie (All prototype copies of ''VideoGame/{{SSX}}'' are about to be permanently deleted)
** PreSSXToNotDie (...Or maybe not.)

* VideoGame/PumPitUp ([[VideoGame/KidIcarus Pit]] develops a thing for inflation)

** NomOreForMe (What the DumbassNomOre says.)

** [[VideoGame/SmileForMe Smile? Form E!]] (You have to fill out Form E if you want to smile)

** NoPlaceFormEThere (Don't put Form E on that table!)

* [[NonElemental Non-Element Al]] (Al's just a normal guy, unlike everyone else)

** [[NorECycling Nor E-Cycling]] (No electric bikes either!)

* [[NotHingistHesAMeanyMore Not Hingist, He's a Meany. More!]] (Horsa's brother is rejected from a job interview for his bad personality)

** [[NoTrueScotsman Not Rue's Cotsman!]] (Something has happened to [[Literature/TheHungerGames Rue's]] Cotsman)

* [[NoWarpingZone No Warp in G-Zone]] (You can warp anywhere you want, but not in Zone G!)
* [[NowOmansLand Now Oman's Land]] (a small Persian Gulf country claims some new territory for itself)
* VideoGame/ANunTitledStory (Either a nun with the title "Story", or a story named after a nun)

* WesternAnimation/TheNutsHack (An especially violent GroinAttack)

* OfferEdTheCrown (you know, Ed would make a good king!)

* OuranGelsAreDifferent (Gels from [[Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub Ouran Academy]] are different)

** [[FallingIntoThePlot Falling Into the P. Lot]] (When you refuse to leave the office, you get defenestrated and fall to the parking lot.)
* [[OutOfTheClosetIntoTheFIre Out of the Closet, Into the F Ire]] (A man coming out as gay immediately makes him the EffeminateMisogynisticGuy)

* PenUltimateWeapon (Mightier even than the InfinityPlusOneSword!)

* PermAshAve (Everyone in Ash Avenue gets a perm)

* UsefulNotes/PhilipPines (A new breed of pine tree)

** [[ConfiscatedpHOne Confiscated pH One]] (You're not allowed that acid!)

* NaMingConventions (There are whole conventions just for people named Ming who are interested in sodium?)
* NArm ([[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite N]]'s arm)

* SugarWiki/NeedSmoreLove (don't people already love s'mores?)
* NeutraLevil (a nutrition program with a poorly spelled name)

* NIceGuy (N Ice Guy here is to defeat the evil Cumbustion Gang!)

* NightMareRetardAnt (A nocturnal horse and a disabled ant)

* [[UsefulNotes/{{Nintendods}} Nintendo ds]] [[note]]Read as "down, antistrange"; the antistrange symbol doesn't work on here.[[/note]] (Creator/{{Nintendo}} are now selling neutral kaons)

* UsefulNotes/NintendoSWitch (Nintendo has a {{sadist}}ic witch.)
** [[UsefulNotes/NintendoSwitch Nintendo's Witch]]

* Manga/NoBunAGun (You cannot shoot pastry)
* NoCarToonFish (these animated fish don't have a vehicle)
** NoCartOOnFish (you can put any other cart on fish, but ''not'' Cart O!)
* Anime/NoEin (scolding Einstein)
** [[Anime/NoEIn No E in...]] (possibly thinking of Literature/{{Gadsby}})

* [[NoFameNoWealthNoServIce No Fame, No Wealth, No Serv Ice]] (No wonder the restaurant isn't famous if it doesn't serve ice)

* NoMoreFormE (Form E, a particularly difficult piece of paperwork, is phased out)

** [[NoMedicationForMe No Medication? Form E]] (as for the purpose of Form E, you had to fill it out if you wanted to refuse taking medications)
** [[VideoGame/SmileForMe Smile? Form E]] (You have to fill out Form E if you want to smile)
** [[Film/PlayMistyForMe Play? Misty? Form E]] (If you want to play, you have to fill out Form E while it's misty)
** [[FanFic/NoFeatherbedForMe No Feather Bed? Form E]] (Sign Form E to get your very own bed made of feathers.)
** [[Manga/SingYesterdayForMe Sing Yesterday? Form E]] (Everybody who sang the day before has to fill out Form E.)
** [[FanFic/ScreamForMe Scream "Form E"!]] (FOOOOOORM EEEEEEEEEE!)

** [[ButForMeItWasTuesday But Form E, It Was Tuesday]] (Form E can only be filled out on Tuesday.)

* PeepsHow (How can there be multiple versions of [[VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac Peep]] in this room?)

** [[TheLEgoMovie The "L Ego" Movie]] (a movie about a SmallNameBigEgo who goes by the initial L)

* SChoolGirlLesbians ([[GirlOnGirlIsHot A girl is cool just for being lesbian?]])

* [[WastedBeauty Was Ted Beauty?]] (Was Ted beautiful?)

** [[VidoeGame/TheOregonTrail The "Or Egon" Trail]] (A trail where you have the option of replacing your companion with [[Film/Ghostbusters1984 Egon]].)

* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome (Some Japanese case related to the legitimacy of an IT company.)

* RealITYenSues (Some Japanese case related to the legitimacy of an IT company.)

** [[Film/TheArkOfTruth Starg Ate the Ark of Truth]] (That thing's gonna give you a tummy ache, Starg.)

* [[Fanfic/PrincessCelestiaIsInYourBed Prince, SS Celestia is in Your Bed]] (Sorry, your magesty, but a ship named after a cartoon pony is in your bed.)

* [[SchoolhouseRockLesson Schoolhouse Rock Lesson]] (This school teaches students how to play rock music.)

* NoTransHumanismAllowed (Trans people aren't allowed to be humanists.)

** [[CellpHOnesAreUseless Cell pH Ones Are Useless]]

** [[HarassingpHOneCall Harassing pH One Call]]

** [[NewhartpHOneCall Newhart pH One Call]]
** [[NoTalkingOrpHOnesWarning "No Talking or pH Ones" Warning]]
** [[OnepHOneCall One pH One Call]]

** [[PHOneCallFromTheDead pH One Call from the Dead]]

** [[PHOneNumberJingle pH One Number Jingle]]

** [[RippedFromThepHOnebook Ripped From the pH One Book]]

** [[ShortDistancepHOneCall Short Distance pH One Call]]
** [[SplitScreenpHOneCall Split-Screen pH One Call]]

** [[SupernaturalpHOne Supernatural pH One]]

** [[VideopHOne Video pH One]]

** [[NoTransHumanIsMallowEd "No Trans Human is Mallow" -Ed]] (Ed thinks that there aren't any trans people made of marshmallow.

* [[YellOwLightningBlueLightning Yell: "Ow! Lightning! Blue Lightning!]] (I just got hurt by some blue lightning!)

** VisualNovel/RealistAir

** YellOwPeril (Peril yells out, "Ow! That hurt!")
** YelLowSashOfPower (Yel got a new sash, but it isn't very powerful...)