History ThatCameOutWrong / LiveActionTV

--> '''Maddie''': [{{Beat}}] Excuse me?

-->'''Uncle Phil:''' Well finally, after two years, I realized that Janice wasn't gonna have me, so I settled for Vivian. ''(Vivian slams her purse down and storms upstairs)'' [[OhCrap OH! Uh, with Vivian! WITH Vivian!]] Sweetheart! That came out wrong! Honey! Honey? Baby? ''(Runs after her)''\\

* ''Series/{{Castle}}'':

'''Troy:''' And how about I pound you like a boy? That didn't come out right.

'''Will:''' Geoffrey! Prepare Mr. Banks' couch.

* ''Series/TheFreshPrinceOfBelAir'': In one episode, Uncle Phil is planning to invite his would-be high school sweetheart to dinner, with Will partaking with him in viewing some old school photos of the two of them together, which Phil clearly still having the hots for her. Then Vivian walks in....

* ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''. In "Future's End", Tom Paris says astronomer Rain Robinson's curves[[note]]her Fourier spectral analysis[[/note]] could stand some improvement, while Rain demands to know what Tuvok [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe has in his pants]] [[note]]his tricorder[[/note]].
* ''Series/StarTrekEnterprise''. The Enterprise recovers a derelict spaceship from the future, and is surprised when the pilot's corpse is a HalfHumanHybrid containing Vulcan DNA. The Vulcan first officer T'Pol reacts with her usual ArbitrarySkepticism, telling Captain Archer, "It is unlikely we could reproduce" adding quickly "Humans and Vulcans" when Archer [[BoldlyComing gives her a startled look]].

--->'''Monkhouse:''' For total prize of 3,200 pounds, I’m gonna ask you a five-part question which will require five correct answers. Should you wish to ''piss''… [[DoubleTake should you wish to piss?]] (the audience laughs at this gaffe) If you do, we can take you out of there.

-->'''Monkhouse:''' For total prize of 3,200 pounds, I’m gonna ask you a five-part question which will require five correct answers. Should you wish to ''piss''… [[DoubleTake should you wish to piss?]] (the audience laughs at this gaffe) If you do, we can take you out of there.

--->'''Michael''': I screwed my brother-in-law.

--->'''Lucille''': Hello, anus tart.\\
'''Narrator''': [[StrangeMindsThinkAlike She hadn't even seen the license plate.]]

-->'''Adama''': If the quarters become cramped, you're always welcome in one of my beds...\\
'''Roslin''': (Smiles)\\
'''Adama''': ...in a manner of speaking.

'''Raj''': Okay, okay, that-that came out wrong, but you have to admit, you all had a wonderful time.\\

--->'''Annie''': Gotta get it wet again.

--> '''Garcia:''' He's helping me with my fingering.
--> '''Alvez:''' *FascinatingEyebrow*
--> '''Garcia:''' For my ''clarinet!''

--->'''Drew''': No one puts their hands in Drew Carey's drawers and pulls out his goodies!\\

--->'''Randy''': You drilled me hard Derrick.
--->'''Derrick''': You know there are better ways to say that.
--->'''Randy''': I mean it. You drilled me more than I've ever been drilled before.
--->'''Derrick''': Okay, so there is a worse way to say that.

--->'''Pete''': I'd put my privates up against your privates any day. (He meant Army Privates)

--->'''Jill''': Sergeant Major, remind me to talk to you about that later.

--> '''Penelope''': And with your help, we'll ''share our STI with the world!''\\
'''Amy''' ''(watching from a tablet)'': How did nobody catch that?
* And from ''Series/{{Firefly}}'':

-->'''Uncle Phil''': Well finally, after two years, I realized that Janice wasn't gonna have me, so I settled for Vivian. ''(Vivian slams her purse down and storms upstairs)'' [[OhCrap OH! Uh, with Vivian! WITH Vivian!]] Sweetheart! That came out wrong! Honey! Honey? Baby? ''(Runs after her)''\\
'''Will''': Geoffrey! Prepare Mr. Banks' couch.

-->'''Broodwing:''' Did you think you could get away from me that easily?\\

-->'''Javi:''' [''as the team confronts [[MonsterOfTheWeek Trackenslash]]''] Sniffing out trouble? You just found a whole mess of it! [''both the Rangers'' and ''the monster stare at Javi in disbelief''] Oh, man, that came out ''wrong''.

--->'''Rob Brydon''': So the quicker it's chirping, the hotter it is?. . . well, it makes sense now when you think about when you've been in the hot country and you're tossing at night and you can't get off— ''[Alan and Stephen share a look.]'' No! No, no, no, no, no. I'm simply not having it!\\
'''Sandi Toksvig''': Sounds like it.

--->'''David Mitchell''': That sounded like it should sound rude, but when you think about it, no, not really.

-->'''Sean''': You're a smart, strong, young girl, so screw boys! ''[realizes his AccidentalInnuendo]'' Just so we're clear, I'm not saying "screw boys" like go do that.

* ''Franchise/{{Stargate|Verse}}'':
** ''Series/StargateSG1'':
*** Episode "Urgo":
---->'''Maj. Carter:''' A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technologies. It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.\\

*** Better one in "New Order, Part 2" The team is discussing whether or not Jack should become commander of the SGC.
---->'''Carter:''' If you don't take the job, we could end up with someone much worse.\\

*** Carter is just ''good'' at these. There's one in season 6's "Forsaken":
---->'''Corso:''' Amazing. For a supposedly less advanced human you're pretty comfortable with our technology.\\

** ''Series/StargateAtlantis'': Rodney is attracted to a female scientist on the world Taranis and comes up with the following. He doesn't say the trope-namer, but realizes it and then [[DiggingYourselfDeeper digs himself deeper]].
--->'''Norina:''' Perhaps one day I could study under you.\\

-->'''Sam''': More murders?\\
'''Dean''': Two more last night. Apparently they were ripped to shreds. And they had a little boy with them...\\
'''Sam''': (interrupting) who fingered a clown.\\
'''Dean''': (Gives Sam a strange look.)\\
'''Sam''': What?

-->'''Veronica''': I need you to get me into a restricted website.\\
'''Mac''': What's it for?\\
'''Veronica''': It's a Neptune High gay chatroom.\\
'''Mac''': Veronica, you're not...\\
'''Veronica''': No, I'm just curious. (There's a {{beat}} as Veronica realizes what she's said.) ...Curious as to what's posted on the website, more accurately.

-->'''David''': I think we think it's the manhole...? Manhole.\\
'''Tinchy''': Yeah, manhole.\\
'''Jack''': Let's call her Gaby for now.\\

'''Jack''': That was far ruder than I...If I had thought that joke through I wouldn't have said it.

** Buffy even managed to do this without saying anything: In "[[Recap/BuffyTheVampireSlayerS4E10Hush Hush]]", she mimed a staking by jerking her hollowed right hand up and down, before she realized [[ADateWithRosiePalms what that gesture normally refers to]].

* In one episode of ''Series/TheDickVanDykeShow'' depicting the events of Rob and Laura's honeymoon, one of Rob's army buds is trying to help him duck army regulations to go off base for his honeymoon:
-->'''Rob:''' Sam, I want to go on this honeymoon with Laura as much as you do.\\

-->'''Monkhouse:''' For total prize of 3,200 pounds, I’m gonna ask you a five-part question which will require five correct answers. Should you wish to ''piss''… should you wish to piss? (the audience laughs at this gaffe) If you do, we can take you out of there.

** ''Series/{{The64000Question}}'' (UK): Bob Monkhouse is simply explaining the rules, but he goes to state the wrong thing:

** ''[[Series/The64000Question]]'' (UK): Bob Monkhouse is simply explaining the rules, but he goes to state the wrong thing:

** ''[[Series/The64000Question]] (UK)'': Bob Monkhouse is simply explaining the rules, but he goes to state the wrong thing:

** ''[[Series/The64000Question|The $64,000 Question (UK)]]'': Bob Monkhouse is simply explaining the rules, but he goes to state the wrong thing:

* ''Series/TheGoesWrongShow'' in universe actor dennis has a tendency to screw his lines in every conceivable way. Of course this includes adding accidental innuendos and the like, though he usually doesn't realize how it sounds

* ''Franchise/PowerRangers'': The [[Series/PowerRangersSPD SPD]] / [[Series/PowerRangersDinoThunder Dino Thunder]] teamup.

** When Allison is pregnant and a [[Film/TheBlob Blob]] {{Expy}} is terrorizing the town Jack makes a series of poorly worded statements throughout the episode that come off as comments about her increasing weight, culminating with the following.

* In the original ''{{Series/CSI}}'' Catherine vents to Grissom that she hasn’t had sex in six months because of her workload. Grissom responds with “how can I help?” And then has to clarify that he meant on the case as he realizes what he just sounded like.