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* Muhammad Ali says that Michael Jordan's rapping "sucks more than ''Film/SpaceJam'' did."
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* Muhammad Ali calls Michael Jordan "the only Bull that's uglier than [[Creator/DennisRodman Rodman]]" and says that Michael Jordan's his rapping "sucks more than ''Film/SpaceJam'' did."" Jordan, for his part, tells Ali "You got as much chance of beating me as [[UsefulNotes/LeBronJames LeBron.]]"
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* Creator/JacquesCousteau tells [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] "I have Oscars, you're in ''Film/DrDolittle'' 2."
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* Creator/JacquesCousteau tells [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] "I have Oscars, you're in ''Film/DrDolittle'' 2.''Film/DrDolittle 2''."
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** Godzilla says that King Kong is like Creator/JussieSmollett, "[[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cept this beatdown is real]]."
** Godzilla calls King Kong's first verse the "worst Kaiju comeback since ''[[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim 2]]''".
** Godzilla calls King Kong's first verse the "worst Kaiju comeback since ''[[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim 2]]''".
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** Godzilla says that tells King Kong is "You're like Creator/JussieSmollett, "[[CrossesTheLineTwice [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cept this beatdown is real]]."
" and later "You're such a joke, Creator/JackBlack's in [[Film/KingKong2005 your remake.]]"
** Godzilla calls King Kong's first verse the "worst Kaiju comeback since ''[[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim2]]''".2]]''".
** Kong, for his part, calls Godzilla's verses "more disappointing than [[Anime/GodzillaPlanetOfTheMonsters your anime]]" and tells him "Like ''Film/AllMonstersAttack'', your raps are recycled crap".
** Godzilla calls King Kong's first verse the "worst Kaiju comeback since ''[[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim
** Kong, for his part, calls Godzilla's verses "more disappointing than [[Anime/GodzillaPlanetOfTheMonsters your anime]]" and tells him "Like ''Film/AllMonstersAttack'', your raps are recycled crap".
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* According to one of Deadpool's voices, Boba Fett is like ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' -- "full of bad choices."
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* According to one of Deadpool's voices, Boba Fett is like ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' -- "full of bad choices."" Fett then retorts that Deadpool "should have made the choice to ditch [[Creator/RyanReynolds the prick from]] ''Film/VanWilder''".
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** Godzilla says that King Kong is like Jussie Smollet, [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cept this beatdown is real]].
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** Godzilla says that King Kong is like Jussie Smollet, [[CrossesTheLineTwice Creator/JussieSmollett, "[[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cept this beatdown is real]]."
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Ignoring the obvious digs that the rappers do on each other all the time, rappers do [[TakeThat incorporate other media references in their disses]].
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* One in "Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris":
-->'''Lincoln:''' I got my face on the side of a mountain; you voted for UsefulNotes/JohnMcCain!
* Dr. Seuss gets pissed off when Shakespeare claims that he probably wrote the ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' books in addition to his own works.
* Mitt Romney says that UsefulNotes/BarackObama married "[[UsefulNotes/MichelleObama the female version]] of Patrick Ewing."
* To Mozart, Skrillex reeks of [[Music/{{deadmau5}} "dead mouse."]]
* Picasso calls Bob Ross "the PBS version of Music/{{Nickelback}}."
* Muhammad Ali says that Michael Jordan's rapping "sucks more than ''Film/SpaceJam'' did."
* In "Gandalf vs. Dumbledore":
--> '''Dumbledore:''' Your spells are a joke, and not funny ones, either / Mines of Moria? Ha! More like ''Series/MindOfMencia''!
* In "Blackbeard vs. Al Capone", Capone brags that he's "ruining pirates faster than Creator/JohnnyDepp [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean did]]."
* "Spielberg vs. Hitchcock" is ''filled'' with shots at Michael Bay, with every one of the [[spoiler: four]] opposing battlers reproaching him at some point or another in their raps. Spielberg himself has executive-produced Bay's ''Transformers'' movies and was the one who demanded Creator/MeganFox be fired from the third film after her disparaging comments toward Bay.
** Also, Alfred Hitchcock calls Spielberg "more horrible than Megan Fox's acting", and [[spoiler:Michael Bay]] stresses that he can "even make ''Creator/MarkWahlberg'' make some motherfucking money!"
* Given "Franchise/RoboCop vs. Franchise/{{Terminator}}", you can imagine [[Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines which]] [[Film/RoboCop3 films]] are given this treatment here.
-->'''[=RoboCop=]''': And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me / but my heart was surely broken after ''Terminator 3''!\\
'''The Terminator''': I have detailed files on the conclusion to your trilogy / that movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry!
* Harry Houdini claims David Copperfield is "the saddest thing to happen to magic since [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering the Gathering]]."
* According to one of Deadpool's voices, Boba Fett is like ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' -- "full of bad choices."
* While rebutting George R. R. Martin, J. R. R. Tolkien gets in a rant about people who think that TrueArtIsAngsty [[invoked]] or TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin is an inherently bad trope:
-->'''Tolkien''': Now, we all know that the world is full of chance and anarchy / So, yes, it's true to life for characters to die randomly / But newsflash -- the genre's called FANTASY / It's MEANT to be unrealistic, ''YOU MYOPIC MANATEE''!
* In the same battle, Tolkien mocks Martin for the fact that his books have sold less copies than ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''.
* James Bond [[spoiler:(the Sean Connery one)]] dismisses [[spoiler:his Daniel Craig counterpart]] with "If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch ''Film/{{Taken}}''."
* UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin mentions to [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]] that it took millions of years for mankind to evolve, but now they're all hunched on their [[VideoGame/PokemonGo cell phones, playing with their balls]].
* ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} calls [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] "a pedophile from the Midwest", making him look even worse by adding that "at least Music/RKelly could sing".
* [[spoiler: Creator/RobinWilliams']] line "I love [[Creator/WillSmith the Prince]], but [[spoiler: you'll never have a friend like me]]" is a shot at [[spoiler:[[Film/Aladdin2019 the remake]] of ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' starring Smith as the Genie, which Williams played in the original movie]].
* Creator/JacquesCousteau tells [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] "I have Oscars, you're in ''Film/DrDolittle'' 2."
* Dracula claims that Vlad the Impaler has "less taste than an Creator/AnneRice cake" and is "losing so bad, [he] should [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga join Team Jacob]]". Vlad, for his part, mocks Dracula for inspiring [[Advertising/MonsterCereals Count Chocula]].
* Pennywise the Clown takes one at Creator/JaredLeto's performance in ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'':
-->''Creator/JackNicholson played you just fine, but lately the casting's declined\\
Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi [=6ix9ine=]!''
* Later in the same battle, Joker takes a shot at the infamous teen orgy scene from ''Literature/{{IT}}'', saying that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even]] ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards he]]'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards would never stoop to writing something so tasteless]].
* In ''Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker", Harry takes multiple shots at the sequel trilogy and especially the way it portrayed Luke, saying the people behind it "compact[ed his] character to trash".
* In Ragnar Lodbrok vs. Richard the Lionheart, Richard tells Ragnar that his story "ended worse than ''Series/GameOfThrones''" and says that if he wanted to fight [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague loser Vikings, he'd go to Minnesota]]. Richard also compared the tattoos on Ragnar's head to that of Music/PostMalone.
* "Godzilla vs. King Kong":
** Godzilla says that King Kong is like Jussie Smollet, [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cept this beatdown is real]].
** Godzilla calls King Kong's first verse the "worst Kaiju comeback since ''[[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim 2]]''".
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* One in "Lincoln vs. Chuck Norris":
-->'''Lincoln:''' I got my face on the side of a mountain; you voted for UsefulNotes/JohnMcCain!
* Dr. Seuss gets pissed off when Shakespeare claims that he probably wrote the ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' books in addition to his own works.
* Mitt Romney says that UsefulNotes/BarackObama married "[[UsefulNotes/MichelleObama the female version]] of Patrick Ewing."
* To Mozart, Skrillex reeks of [[Music/{{deadmau5}} "dead mouse."]]
* Picasso calls Bob Ross "the PBS version of Music/{{Nickelback}}."
* Muhammad Ali says that Michael Jordan's rapping "sucks more than ''Film/SpaceJam'' did."
* In "Gandalf vs. Dumbledore":
--> '''Dumbledore:''' Your spells are a joke, and not funny ones, either / Mines of Moria? Ha! More like ''Series/MindOfMencia''!
* In "Blackbeard vs. Al Capone", Capone brags that he's "ruining pirates faster than Creator/JohnnyDepp [[Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean did]]."
* "Spielberg vs. Hitchcock" is ''filled'' with shots at Michael Bay, with every one of the [[spoiler: four]] opposing battlers reproaching him at some point or another in their raps. Spielberg himself has executive-produced Bay's ''Transformers'' movies and was the one who demanded Creator/MeganFox be fired from the third film after her disparaging comments toward Bay.
** Also, Alfred Hitchcock calls Spielberg "more horrible than Megan Fox's acting", and [[spoiler:Michael Bay]] stresses that he can "even make ''Creator/MarkWahlberg'' make some motherfucking money!"
* Given "Franchise/RoboCop vs. Franchise/{{Terminator}}", you can imagine [[Film/Terminator3RiseOfTheMachines which]] [[Film/RoboCop3 films]] are given this treatment here.
-->'''[=RoboCop=]''': And I didn't think I had any feelings left inside me / but my heart was surely broken after ''Terminator 3''!\\
'''The Terminator''': I have detailed files on the conclusion to your trilogy / that movie failed Detroit worse than the automotive industry!
* Harry Houdini claims David Copperfield is "the saddest thing to happen to magic since [[TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering the Gathering]]."
* According to one of Deadpool's voices, Boba Fett is like ''Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial'' -- "full of bad choices."
* While rebutting George R. R. Martin, J. R. R. Tolkien gets in a rant about people who think that TrueArtIsAngsty [[invoked]] or TheGoodGuysAlwaysWin is an inherently bad trope:
-->'''Tolkien''': Now, we all know that the world is full of chance and anarchy / So, yes, it's true to life for characters to die randomly / But newsflash -- the genre's called FANTASY / It's MEANT to be unrealistic, ''YOU MYOPIC MANATEE''!
* In the same battle, Tolkien mocks Martin for the fact that his books have sold less copies than ''Literature/FiftyShadesOfGrey''.
* James Bond [[spoiler:(the Sean Connery one)]] dismisses [[spoiler:his Daniel Craig counterpart]] with "If I wanted shitty acting in my action film, I'd go and watch ''Film/{{Taken}}''."
* UsefulNotes/CharlesDarwin mentions to [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]] that it took millions of years for mankind to evolve, but now they're all hunched on their [[VideoGame/PokemonGo cell phones, playing with their balls]].
* ComicBook/{{Wolverine}} calls [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] "a pedophile from the Midwest", making him look even worse by adding that "at least Music/RKelly could sing".
* [[spoiler: Creator/RobinWilliams']] line "I love [[Creator/WillSmith the Prince]], but [[spoiler: you'll never have a friend like me]]" is a shot at [[spoiler:[[Film/Aladdin2019 the remake]] of ''WesternAnimation/{{Aladdin}}'' starring Smith as the Genie, which Williams played in the original movie]].
* Creator/JacquesCousteau tells [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]] "I have Oscars, you're in ''Film/DrDolittle'' 2."
* Dracula claims that Vlad the Impaler has "less taste than an Creator/AnneRice cake" and is "losing so bad, [he] should [[Literature/TheTwilightSaga join Team Jacob]]". Vlad, for his part, mocks Dracula for inspiring [[Advertising/MonsterCereals Count Chocula]].
* Pennywise the Clown takes one at Creator/JaredLeto's performance in ''Film/SuicideSquad2016'':
-->''Creator/JackNicholson played you just fine, but lately the casting's declined\\
Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi [=6ix9ine=]!''
* Later in the same battle, Joker takes a shot at the infamous teen orgy scene from ''Literature/{{IT}}'', saying that [[EvenEvilHasStandards even]] ''[[EvenEvilHasStandards he]]'' [[EvenEvilHasStandards would never stoop to writing something so tasteless]].
* In ''Harry Potter vs. Luke Skywalker", Harry takes multiple shots at the sequel trilogy and especially the way it portrayed Luke, saying the people behind it "compact[ed his] character to trash".
* In Ragnar Lodbrok vs. Richard the Lionheart, Richard tells Ragnar that his story "ended worse than ''Series/GameOfThrones''" and says that if he wanted to fight [[UsefulNotes/NationalFootballLeague loser Vikings, he'd go to Minnesota]]. Richard also compared the tattoos on Ragnar's head to that of Music/PostMalone.
* "Godzilla vs. King Kong":
** Godzilla says that King Kong is like Jussie Smollet, [[CrossesTheLineTwice 'cept this beatdown is real]].
** Godzilla calls King Kong's first verse the "worst Kaiju comeback since ''[[Film/PacificRimUprising Pacific Rim 2]]''".
