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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3234823/1/Voltes_V_versus_Voltron_The_Godaikin_Wars Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars]] The only English language ''VoltesV'' fanfic on the Net seems to be this extended ''{{Voltron}}'' HateFic-slash-TakeThat to the Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fandom. A villain named Paul the Imjad decides to thin the SuperRobot herd by framing the Voltes team for stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm. Both villain and MacGuffin are quickly forgotten as Voltron fights a series of [[WrittenSoundEffect sound effect]]-laden battles with Voltes V--as well as ''CombattlerV'', ''{{Daimos}}'', and every other robot the author likes--and gets its ass handed to it every time. The story chases its tail in this fashion for EIGHTY-FOUR CHAPTERS before collapsing from exaustion. Any development that threatens to advance the plot is ruthlessly supressed in favor of more giant robot battles. In addition, it's a veritable gold mine of [[CharacterDerailment character derailment]] and CanonDefilement. The Voltron team are [[JerkAss raging assholes]] who call their opponants "gooks" and "yellow monkies", which is strange given the fact that [[DidNotDoTheResearch they're supposed to be Japanese, too]]. [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles of Satin]] abound. The sheer volume of incompetence on display in this story leaves the reader in awe.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3234823/1/Voltes_V_versus_Voltron_The_Godaikin_Wars Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars]] The only English language ''VoltesV'' fanfic on the Net seems to be this extended ''{{Voltron}}'' HateFic-slash-TakeThat to the Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fandom. A villain named Paul the Imjad decides to thin the SuperRobot herd by framing the Voltes team for stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm. Both villain and MacGuffin are quickly forgotten as Voltron fights a series of [[WrittenSoundEffect sound effect]]-laden battles with Voltes V--as well as ''CombattlerV'', ''{{Daimos}}'', and every other robot the author likes--and gets its ass handed to it every time. The story chases its tail in this fashion for EIGHTY-FOUR CHAPTERS before collapsing from exaustion. Any development that threatens to advance the plot is ruthlessly supressed in favor of more giant robot battles. In addition, it's a veritable gold mine of [[CharacterDerailment character derailment]] and CanonDefilement. The Voltron team are [[JerkAss raging assholes]] who call their opponants "gooks" and "yellow monkies", which is strange given the fact that [[DidNotDoTheResearch they're supposed to be Japanese, too]]. [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles of Satin]] abound. The sheer volume of incompetence awfulness on display in this story leaves the reader in awe.
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** A remake exists, which is done in a more realistic style. Although it retains (and increases) it's bizarreness, it certainly loses some of it's hilarity.
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** Actually, it kinda makes sense, because everything in W40K is UpToEleven BeyondTheImpossible, so it's just EasyEvangelism according to these last two tropes.
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*''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6319755/1/One_night_of_the_drop_of_rain One night of the drop of rain]]'' is an ''AxisPowersHetalia'' fanfic in the same way ''[[Fanfic/LisaIsPregnant Lisa Is Pregnant]]'' is a ''[[TheSimpsons Simpsons]]'' fanfic. It reads like a BlindIdiotTranslation, with bits of other languages that didn't quite translate peppered throughout, but from the looks of it, it wouldn't have made much sense in its original language anyway. The story begins with America and England having sex ([[IkeaErotica or]] [[MindScrew something]]) when Canada bursts in and [[{{Twincest}} professes his love for America]]. Then Kumajirou shows up and [[InterspeciesRomance professes]] ''[[InterspeciesRomance his]]'' [[InterspeciesRomance love for Canada]], except he turns into Alaska and... you know what, there's no coherent plot to be found. Nothing we could say could possibly do it justice. Read it for yourself, if you want to make sense of it--not that that provides much of a clearer picture.
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~niceperson niceperson]], whose works involve a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4647072/1/Legend_of_Zelda_THE_NEW_ARMY_OF_GANNON Zelda story]] where Link faces CYBERMEN, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705945/1/Merlin_Revenge_of_Oother Merlin: Revenge of Oother]], where Uther Pendragon is presented as a hero fighting against an evil world of "magick" (using the Bible as justification, no less!), and a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4933890/1/Skins_The_Skin_of_Doom Skins fic]] complete with exaggerated Northern accents, and [[Aesop]] against "drugging" and a fight with a werewolf. Most of his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran more]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027393/1/Star_Wars_Episod_7_Spadang_Skaran_Strikes_Back recent]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5123869/1/Star_Trek_Deep_Spadang_Skaran_9 stuff]] involves the ridiculously named Spadang Skaran, a VillainSue of epic proportions, who pops up in pretty much every universe for no apparent reason, and is the definition of CardCarryingVillain:

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~niceperson niceperson]], whose works involve a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4647072/1/Legend_of_Zelda_THE_NEW_ARMY_OF_GANNON Zelda story]] where Link faces CYBERMEN, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705945/1/Merlin_Revenge_of_Oother Merlin: Revenge of Oother]], where Uther Pendragon is presented as a hero fighting against an evil world of "magick" (using the Bible as justification, no less!), and a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4933890/1/Skins_The_Skin_of_Doom Skins fic]] complete with exaggerated Northern accents, and [[Aesop]] an {{Aesop}} against "drugging" and a fight with a werewolf. Most of his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran more]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027393/1/Star_Wars_Episod_7_Spadang_Skaran_Strikes_Back recent]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5123869/1/Star_Trek_Deep_Spadang_Skaran_9 stuff]] involves the ridiculously named Spadang Skaran, a VillainSue of epic proportions, who pops up in pretty much every universe for no apparent reason, and is the definition of CardCarryingVillain:



niceperson eventually wrote a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/1/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother sequel]] to Revenge of Oother, in which "Oother" is revived in the present day and becomes an ass-kicking, gun-wielding SamuelLJackson [[Expy]] who calls everyone "Motherfucker". Yes, that same [[Merlin Uther]] played by AnthonyHead. He also hates his critics to the extent he writes a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/6/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother chapter]] as a TakeThat where they're portrayed as "evil fashist robots", who [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything oppress the people by forcing them to spell things correctly]].

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** niceperson eventually wrote a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/1/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother sequel]] to Revenge of Oother, in which "Oother" is revived in the present day and becomes an ass-kicking, gun-wielding SamuelLJackson [[Expy]] {{Expy}} who calls everyone "Motherfucker". Yes, that same [[Merlin [[{{Merlin}} Uther]] played by AnthonyHead. He also hates his critics to the extent he writes a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/6/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother chapter]] as a TakeThat where they're portrayed as "evil fashist robots", who [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything oppress the people by forcing them to spell things correctly]].
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~niceperson niceperson]], whose works involve a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4647072/1/Legend_of_Zelda_THE_NEW_ARMY_OF_GANNON Zelda story]] where Link faces CYBERMEN, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4705945/1/Merlin_Revenge_of_Oother Merlin: Revenge of Oother]], where Uther Pendragon is presented as a hero fighting against an evil world of "magick" (using the Bible as justification, no less!), and a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4933890/1/Skins_The_Skin_of_Doom Skins fic]] complete with exaggerated Northern accents, and [[Aesop]] against "drugging" and a fight with a werewolf. Most of his [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5012502/1/The_Evill_of_Spadang_Skaran more]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5027393/1/Star_Wars_Episod_7_Spadang_Skaran_Strikes_Back recent]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5123869/1/Star_Trek_Deep_Spadang_Skaran_9 stuff]] involves the ridiculously named Spadang Skaran, a VillainSue of epic proportions, who pops up in pretty much every universe for no apparent reason, and is the definition of CardCarryingVillain:
--->"BRING ME MY FOOD" he sohuted to a man next to him and the man did. A tray came in with dead baibes on it.
--->He ate it but spat it out. "THAT WAS NOT TASTY! YOU7 WILL PAY YOU FUICKER!"
niceperson eventually wrote a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/1/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother sequel]] to Revenge of Oother, in which "Oother" is revived in the present day and becomes an ass-kicking, gun-wielding SamuelLJackson [[Expy]] who calls everyone "Motherfucker". Yes, that same [[Merlin Uther]] played by AnthonyHead. He also hates his critics to the extent he writes a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5391972/6/Revenge_of_Oother_II_Return_of_Oother chapter]] as a TakeThat where they're portrayed as "evil fashist robots", who [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything oppress the people by forcing them to spell things correctly]].

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* Most of the stories that get posted on Weepingcock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/495404.html this one]], which is reminiscent of MyImmortal.



* Most of the stories that get posted on WeepingCock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/495404.html this one]], which is essentially the MyImmortal of ''[[{{Twilight}}]]'' porn.

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* Most of the stories that get posted on WeepingCock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/495404.html this one]], which is essentially the MyImmortal of ''[[{{Twilight}}]]'' porn.

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* Most of the stories that get posted on WeepingCock qualify, though not all are technically fanfiction. Special mention, however, goes to [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/495404.html this one]], which is essentially the MyImmortal of ''[[{{Twilight}}]]'' porn.
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* The ''HarryPotter'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5822132/1/Becoming_Female Becoming Female]]". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "sexist" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which explains the occasional random humor ("At that moment, Dumbledore rode into the hospital wing on a unicycle wearing an old-fashioned bathing suit."). You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].

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* The ''HarryPotter'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5822132/1/Becoming_Female Becoming Female]]". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "sexist" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which explains would explain the occasional random humor ("At that moment, Dumbledore rode into the hospital wing on a unicycle wearing an old-fashioned bathing suit."). You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].
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* The ''HarryPotter'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5822132/1/Becoming_Female Becoming Female]]". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "sexist" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which explains the occasional random humor. You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].

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* The ''HarryPotter'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5822132/1/Becoming_Female Becoming Female]]". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "sexist" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which explains the occasional random humor.humor ("At that moment, Dumbledore rode into the hospital wing on a unicycle wearing an old-fashioned bathing suit."). You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].
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*The ''HarryPotter'' fanfic "[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5822132/1/Becoming_Female Becoming Female]]". It starts off as the usual Harry-is-turned-into-a-girl-by-a-potion-accident-and-gets-paired-with-[[DracoInLeatherPants Draco]] story, but then it gets [[strike:worse]] better. All the male characters disliked by the author, particularly [[RonTheDeathEater Ron]], are "sexist" in a ridiculously over-the-top manner and [[CardCarryingVillain even refer to themselves as "sexist"]]. Female characters disliked by the author tolerate this and are thus considered "sluts". Might be a TrollFic, but it's hard to tell as the author claims it's partially a comedy, which explains the occasional random humor. You can see a DramaticReading of the first half of chapter one [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yQdTCTOZa8 here]].
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s->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''

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s->''Dear -->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''
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->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''

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->''Dear s->''Dear John Freeman, How are you? I Miss you at home come home safe and soon with Gordon Freeman for thanksgiving diner. Love mom."''



* ''[[http://starkitsprophecy.weebly.com/index.html Starkits Prophecy]]''. There are thousands of horrific ''WarriorCats'' fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when [=StarClan=] recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding [[PuritySue a]] [[RelationshipSue sparkling]] MarySue [[SympatheticSue known]] [[GodModeSue as]] [[BlackHoleSue [=StarKit=]]], proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. [=StarGleam=] winds up with at least four toms in love with her ([[{{Squick}}f all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather]]), becomes a warrior after [[MouthfulOfPi 3.14]] days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) ''[[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever Ten Commandments]]'' [[WritersCannotDoMath (of which there are eleven)]] [[AuthorFilibuster in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs]], takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more RougeAnglesOfSatin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a TrollFic or not.

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* ''[[http://starkitsprophecy.weebly.com/index.html Starkits Prophecy]]''.''[[FanFic/{{Ptitleh1qfbg3l}} StarKits Prophcy]]''. There are thousands of horrific ''WarriorCats'' fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when [=StarClan=] recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding [[PuritySue a]] [[RelationshipSue sparkling]] MarySue [[SympatheticSue known]] [[GodModeSue as]] [[BlackHoleSue [=StarKit=]]], proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. [=StarGleam=] winds up with at least four toms in love with her ([[{{Squick}}f all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather]]), becomes a warrior after [[MouthfulOfPi 3.14]] days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) ''[[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever Ten Commandments]]'' [[WritersCannotDoMath (of which there are eleven)]] [[AuthorFilibuster in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs]], takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more RougeAnglesOfSatin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a TrollFic or not.
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187896/Sue_Mary Sue Mary]] a "haf-goast haf-vampire haf-gurl] seems to have no grasp of the English language OR the things she writes about. I doubt you will ever find FanFics quite like FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede, SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper and TehScreamingOfTheLambs.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187896/Sue_Mary Sue Mary]] a "haf-goast haf-vampire haf-gurl] haf-gurl" seems to have no grasp of the English language OR the things she writes about. I doubt you will ever find FanFics quite like FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede, SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper and TehScreamingOfTheLambs.
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2187896/Sue_Mary Sue Mary]] a "haf-goast haf-vampire haf-gurl] seems to have no grasp of the English language OR the things she writes about. I doubt you will ever find FanFics quite like FanFic/TheHuemnCeniped2TheHumenMilipede, SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper and TehScreamingOfTheLambs.
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* ''StarkitsProphecy''. There are thousands of horrific ''WarriorCats'' fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when [=StarClan=] recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding [[PuritySue a]] [[RelationshipSue sparkling]] MarySue [[SympatheticSue known]] [[GodModeSue as]] [[BlackHoleSue [=StarKit=]]], proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. [=StarGleam=] winds up with at least four toms in love with her ([[{{Squick}}f all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather]]), becomes a warrior after [[MouthfulOfPi 3.14]] days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) ''[[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever Ten Commandments]]'' [[WritersCannotDoMath (of which there are eleven)]] [[AuthorFilibuster in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs]], takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more RougeAnglesOfSatin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a TrollFic or not.

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* ''StarkitsProphecy''.''[[http://starkitsprophecy.weebly.com/index.html Starkits Prophecy]]''. There are thousands of horrific ''WarriorCats'' fanfics out there, due to its tendency to attract young readers who don't really understand the plot, but this one takes the cake. The "plot" begins when [=StarClan=] recieves a prophecy, obviously regarding [[PuritySue a]] [[RelationshipSue sparkling]] MarySue [[SympatheticSue known]] [[GodModeSue as]] [[BlackHoleSue [=StarKit=]]], proclaiming that "out of the darkness, stars will come and get rid of the evil tiger and holly." It goes downhill from there. [=StarGleam=] winds up with at least four toms in love with her ([[{{Squick}}f all of whom are much older than she is, and one of whom is her great grandfather]]), becomes a warrior after [[MouthfulOfPi 3.14]] days of apprenticeship, delivers the (brutally massacred) ''[[YouFailReligiousStudiesForever Ten Commandments]]'' [[WritersCannotDoMath (of which there are eleven)]] [[AuthorFilibuster in an obvious attempt to evangelize the writer's own beliefs]], takes over as leader when Firestar steps down for her, and has many more RougeAnglesOfSatin-filled adventures. It's truly magnificent, be it a TrollFic or not.
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* FanFic/FuckTheJesusBeam if you can make it past the metric ton of Main/HighOctaneNightmareFuel. Case in point: [[spoiler: After ripping a puppy in half, Niamy summons the Legio Cornu, which are men with the heads of unicorns in space marine armor with nuclear assault rifles.]] And Commander John Shephard, of Main/MassEffect leads them.

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* [[TheSimpsons Lisa]] [[Fanfic/LisaIsPregnant is]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3739288/1/Lisa_is_Pregnant Pregnant]]. Bart [[OutWithABang freezes to death]] while using the [[MateOrDie "last resort"]] to [[BrotherSisterIncest keep him and Lisa]] warm while they're both trapped on an icy mountain. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The title indicates what this leads to]]. Also, the, er, writing style itself is...[[BlindIdiotTranslation pretty interesting]].
** Because women are have recessive parts. Now you know.
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "You awake. Bart is d'oh."]]



* [[TheSimpsons Lisa]] [[Fanfic/LisaIsPregnant is]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3739288/1/Lisa_is_Pregnant Pregnant]]. Bart [[OutWithABang freezes to death]] while using the [[MateOrDie "last resort"]] to [[BrotherSisterIncest keep him and Lisa]] warm while they're both trapped on an icy mountain. [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The title indicates what this leads to]]. Also, the, er, writing style itself is...[[BlindIdiotTranslation pretty interesting]].
** Because women are have recessive parts. Now you know.
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny "You awake. Bart is d'oh."]]
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* Anything written by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/728971/Bojak Bojak.]] In particular, his ''Zelda'' fan fic [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4711320/1/Rescue_for_love Rescue for Love]] and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4717291/1/Rescue_for_love_2 its sequel.]] They're very "entence."



* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1345303/SignOfTheDead Sign Of The Dead]]. His works include: [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6062462/1/Objectism_for_begginers Objectism for begginers]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5928487/1/Shinji_and_The_Brain Shinji and The Brain]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5110424/1/Captian_Planet_goes_to_London Captian Planet goes to London]], [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5110417/1/Super_Presidential_space_action Super Presidential space action]]. and [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin the aptly named]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6066855/1/Harry_and_Draco_kill_vampires_with_their_cocks Harry and Draco kill vampires with their cocks]]
** His profile says:
--->Hi guys. My hobbies include video games, B movies, comics, and smoking weed. I love u all.
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--->Author's note. I do not speak German, but German and English are so closely related that [[AsLongAsItSoundsForeign it's easy to make things sound German]] by adding en to the end of a word, and adding das and von at random points of a sentence. That's von, not van. Van is Dutch. Also they like to combin two or three words into one long word a lot in german, so instead of "mother fuck!", it'd be "Das moothurfooken!"
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--->Obama stood before the robot. "so now what are you going to do lil man?" asked the iron titian. "Something that should've been done long ago" said Obama, removing his pimp coat revealing him to be wearing nothing but a bad ass vest + karate pantz combo. With this he leaped into the air. "FOOORRR AMMMERRRIIICCCAA!!!!!!1" he screamed as he performed a flying kung fu kick, a gatling gun in one hand, a katana in the other, fire shooting from his eyes, ices shooting from his mouth, and laserz shoting form his nipples, he attacked the robot with the fury of centuries worth reprezed of black rage over slavery and segrigashun, but it wasn't enough.
** The guy wrote ''a lot'' of fics featuring president Obama as a literal GodModeSue (yes, ''literal'', he somehow becomes a Hindu god)
** Also, [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6070523/1/Teen_Titian_party Teen Titian party]]. Featuring such gems as cyborg talking in a combination of black slag and binary code, SophisticatedAsHell descriptions of Raven that contrasts shockingly with the general spelling and grammar fail, and the basic plot. The Teen Titians get drunk and high, and batman decides to punish them for it (spoilers of NSFW bits):
--->Robin wuz on teh phone wif batman asking 4 moar money cuase bruce wayne is rich and bataman is actuaklly bruce wayne. "What happened to the money I gave u earlyer? Bruce wayne ask. "I spend it all on booze and weed!" say robin as beast hump his leg in form of bull massstiv dog. "Wut? Underage booze and weed r illegal! Fuck u!" say batman and jump into bat jet. Batman wuz in san franciso from gotham city in .5 seconds even though it was over 4 million miles away, cause the bat jet iss fast. Batmna crash into titian tower window. "Die criminal scum!" say batman as he throw batrangs into everyone head and kill. "no batman! Don't kill! I make mistake!" say robin. But it wux 2 late, as batman wass already [[spoiler: raping robin's assholio with his batcock. Then he shot his greasy baby making curds into a hole where the only babys that come out are choclate mud babeez,]] and reached into his pocket and pull out gun that say "Teh gun dat kill'd my parents!" and shot robin in head. He then [[[[spoiler: pull his cock out]] and say "I AM JUSTICE!1". Next mourning batman feel bad for murdering teenz and brng them all back to life, and then weed and underage booze was legal so he never have to do it agaiuin, and they all live happily eva after!
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--->cyborg was all like "Shawty be 100101010101 disk read error 10101001 101 1001 111 Jive turkey!1" as he jammed fried chick watermelon floopy disks and a car battery down his throat.



* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2274333/theawsomretrun Theawsomretrun (sic)]] has invested time in the defilement of many video game fandoms, providing bytesize stories with horrible spelling and grammar, ridiculous plot and lots of DidNotDoTheResearch... yeah, pretty much like [[http://www.fanfiction.net/~squirrelking Squirrelking]]. His stories will give you a laugh, though.
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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3234823/1/Voltes_V_versus_Voltron_The_Godaikin_Wars Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars]] The only English language ''VoltesV'' fanfic on the Net seems to be this extended TakeThat to the Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fandom. A villain named Paul the Imjad decides to thin the SuperRobot herd by framing the Voltes team for stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm. Both villain and MacGuffin are quickly forgotten as Voltron fights a series of [[WrittenSoundEffect sound effect]]-laden battles with Voltes V--as well as ''CombattlerV'', ''{{Daimos}}'', and every other robot the author likes--and gets its ass handed to it every time. The story chases its tail in this fashion for EIGHTY-FOUR CHAPTERS before collapsing from exaustion. Any development that threatens to advance the plot is ruthlessly supressed in favor of more giant robot battles. In addition, it's a veritable gold mine of [[CharacterDerailment character derailment]] and CanonDefilement. The Voltron team are [[JerkAss raging assholes]] who call their opponants "gooks" and "yellow monkies", which is strange given the fact that [[DidNotDoTheResearch they're supposed to be Japanese, too]]. [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles of Satin]] abound. The sheer volume of incompetence on display in this story leaves the reader in awe.

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* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3234823/1/Voltes_V_versus_Voltron_The_Godaikin_Wars Voltes V vs Voltron: the Godaikin Wars]] The only English language ''VoltesV'' fanfic on the Net seems to be this extended TakeThat ''{{Voltron}}'' HateFic-slash-TakeThat to the Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fandom. A villain named Paul the Imjad decides to thin the SuperRobot herd by framing the Voltes team for stealing the Galaxy Alliance's "Encyclopedia Universale" microfilm. Both villain and MacGuffin are quickly forgotten as Voltron fights a series of [[WrittenSoundEffect sound effect]]-laden battles with Voltes V--as well as ''CombattlerV'', ''{{Daimos}}'', and every other robot the author likes--and gets its ass handed to it every time. The story chases its tail in this fashion for EIGHTY-FOUR CHAPTERS before collapsing from exaustion. Any development that threatens to advance the plot is ruthlessly supressed in favor of more giant robot battles. In addition, it's a veritable gold mine of [[CharacterDerailment character derailment]] and CanonDefilement. The Voltron team are [[JerkAss raging assholes]] who call their opponants "gooks" and "yellow monkies", which is strange given the fact that [[DidNotDoTheResearch they're supposed to be Japanese, too]]. [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Rouge Angles of Satin]] abound. The sheer volume of incompetence on display in this story leaves the reader in awe.
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Narrowing down that section to only the strangest ones. And narrowing it down in general.


* Some of the works by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1891678/LordryuTJ Lord Ryu TJ]]. Typical fan fiction plots (with a ''lot'' of copy-paste from series -- as in, even if all the ''TotalDramaIsland'' challenges where used, the same challenge may be used later. Even ''in the [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/4/Total_Cartoon_Action same]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/12/Total_Cartoon_Action fic]]'') such as episode re-writes and [[TotalDramaIsland TDI]] crossovers turned completely WTF-ish[[hottip:* :[[DeadFic if he writes more than one chapter]]]]. In the middle of all the copy-paste, there are still other good parts:
** A messed up voting system. This alows [[FamilyGuy Peter]] voting off [[TotalDramaIsland Owen]] by "voting him 15 times". ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/20/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition And it works]]''.
** {{Spongebob}} comming on to [[FamilyGuy Peter]] and [[TotalDramaIsland Duncan]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment out of the blue]] ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]).
** He (definitly a he) writes what could be the only story in existance (besides DieForOurShip[=/=]RonTheDeathEater fics) where [[PhineasAndFerb Phineas]] is a foul mouth JerkAss, closest thing to an antagonist ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5135746/6/Total_Cartoon_Island_Return here]]).
** The Peter/Bridgette and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition Phineas/Izzy]] CrackPairing[=s=].
** This quote from [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5145962/3/Cartoon_Craze here]] (the rest of the fic is otherwise non-notable):
--->''They hug. [[KissKissSlap And then Duncan knees]] '''Courtney''' in the '''[[CriticalResearchFailure balls]]'''. Courtney falls to '''her''' knees holding her groin in pain and groaning.''
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/10/Total_Cartoon_Action Courtney and Heather as lebians.]] Who like [[FoeYay eachother.]]

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* Some of the works by [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1891678/LordryuTJ Lord Ryu TJ]]. Typical fan fiction plots (with a ''lot'' of copy-paste from series -- as in, even if all the ''TotalDramaIsland'' challenges where used, the same challenge may be used later. Even ''in the [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/4/Total_Cartoon_Action same]] [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/12/Total_Cartoon_Action fic]]'') such as episode re-writes and [[TotalDramaIsland TDI]] crossovers turned completely WTF-ish[[hottip:* :[[DeadFic WTF-ish[[hottip:*:[[DeadFic if he writes more than one chapter]]]].chapter]]]]. [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/10/Total_Cartoon_Action This chapter]] in particular basically sums up nearly everything (as it ''begins'' with a suggestive Heather/Duncan moment, then throws in Heather/Courtney[[hottip:*:[[TheyWastedAPerfectlyGoodPlot Sadly, the latter pairing is never mentioned again]]]]). In the middle of all the copy-paste, there are still other good parts:
** A messed up voting system. This alows [[FamilyGuy Peter]] voting off [[TotalDramaIsland Owen]] by "voting him 15 times". ''[[http://www.{{Spongebob}} ([[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/20/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition And it works]]''.
** {{Spongebob}} comming on to [[FamilyGuy Peter]]
net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and [[TotalDramaIsland Duncan]] [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment out of the blue]] ([[http://www.[[PhineasAndFerb Phineas]] (Seen mostly [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]).
** He (definitly a he) writes what could be the only story in existance (besides DieForOurShip[=/=]RonTheDeathEater fics) where [[PhineasAndFerb Phineas]] is a foul mouth JerkAss, closest thing to an antagonist ([[http://www.fanfiction.
net/s/5135746/6/Total_Cartoon_Island_Return here]]).
** The Peter/Bridgette
here]]), ''[[BewareTheNiceOnes of all people]]'', are jerks and [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/23/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition Phineas/Izzy]] CrackPairing[=s=].
the closest people to antagonists in the ''Total Cartoon'' series.
** This quote from [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5145962/3/Cartoon_Craze here]] (the rest Several CrackPairing[=s=]. There has been [[FamilyGuy Peter]]/[[TotalDramaIsland Bridgette]] ''rape'' in one chapter of the fic is otherwise non-notable):
--->''They hug. [[KissKissSlap And then Duncan knees]] '''Courtney''' in the '''[[CriticalResearchFailure balls]]'''. Courtney falls to '''her''' knees holding her groin in pain and groaning.''
** [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5043085/10/Total_Cartoon_Action Courtney and Heather as lebians.]] Who like [[FoeYay eachother.]]
[[ArchivePanic long]], [[DeadFic dead]] ''Total Cartoon'' series, along with some serious amount of [[PhineasAndFerb Phineas/Candance]] incest throughout his works.



** [[TotalDramaIsland Duncan]] (and [[strike:to a lesser extent,]] [[FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]) is made into a blatant KarmaHoudini MartyStu:
*** Various fics (mostly ''Total Cartoon'' series) practically give him a harem of [[OfficialCouple Courtney]], [[ShipTease Heather]], [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Bridgette]], [[CrackPairing Izzy]], and [[BuxomIsBetter Lindsay]] ([[FanPreferredCouple surprisingly]], not Gwen -- '''''yet'''''). Up to four of them in the same fan fic (''as of now''), despite how Courtney is stated many times to be his actuall girlfriend, and he ''sexually assalts'' some of them (like Bridgette [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/4/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and nobody minds (not even Courtney)[[hottip:* :Except in the linked part. Duncan gets voted off, yet he returns later as an even ''bigger''MartyStu]]. This gets worse in a more horrible work[[hottip:* :Mentioned on the [[Horrible/FanFic So Bad It's Horrible Fan Fic]] page.]] where Chris assigns him to [[spoiler:''rape'' three of the girls mentioned -- Lindsay, Heather, and Bridgette -- and would have been Courtney, but he makes out with her insted]].

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** [[TotalDramaIsland Duncan]] (and [[strike:to to a lesser extent,]] extent, [[FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]) is made into a blatant KarmaHoudini MartyStu:
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MartyStu. Various fics (mostly ''Total Cartoon'' series) practically give him a harem of [[OfficialCouple Courtney]], [[ShipTease Heather]], [[ShipsThatPassInTheNight Bridgette]], [[CrackPairing Izzy]], and [[BuxomIsBetter Lindsay]] ([[FanPreferredCouple surprisingly]], not Gwen -- '''''yet'''''). Up to four of them in the same fan fic (''as of now''), despite how Courtney is stated many times to be his actuall girlfriend, and he ''sexually assalts'' some of them (like Bridgette [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4978602/4/Total_Cartoon_Island_Lordryu_edition here]]) and nobody minds (not even Courtney)[[hottip:* :Except Courtney)[[hottip:*:Except in the linked part. Duncan gets voted off, yet he returns later as an even ''bigger''MartyStu]]. This gets worse in a more horrible work[[hottip:* :Mentioned on the [[Horrible/FanFic So Bad It's Horrible Fan Fic]] page.]] where Chris assigns him to [[spoiler:''rape'' three of the girls mentioned -- Lindsay, Heather, and Bridgette -- and would have been Courtney, but he makes out with her insted]].
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** And unlike some of the other authors of bad fanfiction, seems like a genuinely nice guy.
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*Some say [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5337901/1/Keitaros_new_life Keitaro's New Life]] falls into this trope, or some say it falls into [[SoBadItsHorrible So Bad It's Horrible]].
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***The multimedea YouTube version of "The Godaikin Wars" deals with the story's plot problems by discarding the plot altogether. All that's left is an endless series of robots lining up to beat on Voltron, while Voltron's pilots behave like dicks. Its badness is not as much fun as ths text-only version.

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***The multimedea YouTube version of "The Godaikin Wars" deals with the story's plot problems by discarding the plot altogether. All that's left is an endless series of robots lining up to beat on Voltron, while Voltron's pilots behave like dicks. Its badness is not as much fun as ths the text-only version.
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***The multimedea YouTube version of "The Godaikin Wars" deals with the story's plot problems by discarding the plot altogether. All that's left is an endless series of robots lining up to beat on Voltron, while Voltron's pilots behave like dicks. Its badness is not as much fun as ths text-only version.
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** If you weren't laughing throughout, the final line is a guaranteed LOL. Roxius in general, is great for incomprehensible fics, and the confused/angry/scared reviewers.
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**It's a TakeThat not only to Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fans, but to all Voltron fans in general; not to mention that the author is not helping his case by acting like a rabid, frothing manchild who picks fights with anyone who dares to call him out; although not in the FF.net review section, but in the other places that he posted this story in, like the comments in the videos contained in his [[http://www.youtube.com/user/BuddyParaiso Youtube channel]] where he uploaded his personally crafted 3D stills for some of the chapters. Really, the whole thing is simply the writer's personal wankfest of the highest order, that the reader would simply stop caring about the fic's literary potential and just sit back to [[BileFascination watch the]] [[PassThePopcorn fireworks]].

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**It's a TakeThat not only to Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fans, but to all Voltron fans in general; not to mention that general. And the author is not helping his case by acting like a rabid, frothing manchild who picks fights with anyone who dares to call him out; although not in the FF.net review section, but in the other places that he posted this story in, like the comments in the videos contained in his [[http://www.youtube.com/user/BuddyParaiso Youtube channel]] where he uploaded his personally crafted 3D stills for some of the chapters. Really, the whole thing is simply the writer's personal wankfest of the highest order, that the reader would simply stop caring about the fic's literary potential and just sit back to [[BileFascination watch the]] [[PassThePopcorn fireworks]].
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**It's a TakeThat not only to Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fans, but to all Voltron fans in general; not to mention that the author is not helping things by acting like a frothing manchild who picks fights with anyone who dares to call him out; although not in the FF.net review section, but in the other places that he posted this story in, like in this [[http://www.youtube.com/user/BuddyParaiso Youtube channel]] where he uploaded his personally crafted 3D stills for some of the chapters. Really, the whole thing is simply the writer's personal wankfest of the highest order, that the reader would simply stop caring about the fic's literary potential and just sit back to [[BileFascination watch the]] [[PassThePopcorn fireworks]].

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**It's a TakeThat not only to Filipino ''{{Voltron}}'' fans, but to all Voltron fans in general; not to mention that the author is not helping things his case by acting like a rabid, frothing manchild who picks fights with anyone who dares to call him out; although not in the FF.net review section, but in the other places that he posted this story in, like the comments in this the videos contained in his [[http://www.youtube.com/user/BuddyParaiso Youtube channel]] where he uploaded his personally crafted 3D stills for some of the chapters. Really, the whole thing is simply the writer's personal wankfest of the highest order, that the reader would simply stop caring about the fic's literary potential and just sit back to [[BileFascination watch the]] [[PassThePopcorn fireworks]].

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