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* BreakTheMotivationalSpeaker: One comes to give the staff a lecture on not turning to drugs to cope with stress. His encounter with Gordon Brittas has him popping pills in front of an audience and extolling the virtues of "the little green ones," before smashing up the projector and physically assaulting Gordon in a blind rage.
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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Creator/JuliaStJohn) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Creator/JudyFlynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Creator/JuliaStJohn) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), (Creator/MikeBurns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Creator/JudyFlynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.
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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Creator/JuliaStJohn) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Creator/JuliaStJohn) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), (Creator/JudyFlynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.
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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) (Creator/JuliaStJohn) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.
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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) (Creator/HarrietThorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.



** Gordon's "I have a dream..." manta, as well as his Mr. Burns-styled "Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!". Also, "Nyaaah!" and "Wooooo"

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** Gordon's "I have a dream..." manta, as well as his Mr. Burns-styled "Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent!". Also, "Nyaaah!" and "Wooooo""Wooooo".



* DreamWithinADream: At one point in the series finale, Gordon is knocked unconscious by an angry goose. He initially wakes up in Noah's Ark, with several of the female cast of the show stating that they've got to repopulate the world. After this, he then wakes up on his way to the interview for the centre, revealing that the entirety of the series was AllJustADream. Even weirder, he has mentioned having literal dreams earlier on in the series, leading to a possible dream within a dream within a dream scenario.

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* DreamWithinADream: At one point in Near the end of the series finale, Gordon is knocked unconscious by an angry goose. He initially wakes up in Noah's Ark, with several of the female cast of the show stating Julie, Helen, and Carole telling Brittas that they've got they have to use him to repopulate the world.world with him. After this, he then wakes up on his way to the interview for the centre, revealing that the entirety of the series was AllJustADream. Even weirder, he has mentioned having The strangest part is that Brittas' literal dreams have been important plot points in earlier on in the series, episodes, leading to a possible dream within a dream within a dream dream-within-a-dream-within-a-dream scenario.



** Brittas has a more nasally and posher-sounding voice and is more of a {{Jerkass}} than in later series, with it not being until Series 2 that his more sympathetic side shows up.
** Helen hung out with next-door neighbour Pam, who undergoes ChuckCunninghamSyndrome afterwards and is replaced by a new friendship with Laura.
** Carole wasn't quite living in the centre just yet - that change wouldn't occur until Series 2's "Temple of the Body". Instead, she was on the verge of losing her flat, having to bring in Ben because there was no-one available to watch over him. For that matter, when she does fall pregnant at the end of Series 1, it's implied that it was her landlord who impregnated her, with it not being until Series 2 that it was established that it was Brittas' fault.

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** Brittas has a more nasally and posher-sounding voice voice, lacks his "Eeeexcccelleeeent!!!!" {{Catchphrase}}, and is much more of a {{Jerkass}} than in later series, with it not being until Series 2 that his more sympathetic side shows up.
** Helen hung out with next-door neighbour Pam, who undergoes ChuckCunninghamSyndrome afterwards and is replaced by a new closer friendship with Laura.
** Carole wasn't quite living in the centre just yet - that change wouldn't occur until Series 2's "Temple of the Body". Instead, she was on the verge of losing her flat, having to bring in Ben because there was no-one available to watch over him.him - as a consequence of this, she's portrayed as much more of a ShrinkingViolet vulnerable to InelegantBlubbering than in later series. For that matter, when she does fall pregnant at the end of Series 1, it's implied that it was her landlord who impregnated her, with it not being until Series 2 that it was established that it was Brittas' fault.
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A BritCom starring Creator/ChrisBarrie running seven series between 1991 and 1997. It was created by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen (previously known for producing ''Series/ChanceInAMillion''), and written by them for the first five series, after which they departed and a new team of writers took over. [[note]]The commonly accepted sequence of events is that Series 5 was planned to be the last, but owing to its popularity the BBC recommissioned it anyway, and when the creators turned them down the BBC hired the new writers.[[/note]] ''The Brittas Empire'' is a slightly surrealist look at proud English leisure centre manager [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Gordon Brittas]] (Barrie), and his utter failure to manage the fictional Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Brittas is an obsessive bureaucrat and a stickler for rules and procedures, no matter what the situation, resulting in catastrophes on a regular basis. According to his wife Helen (Pippa Haywood), he thinks he's the oil that keeps everything running, but he is in fact the grit in the engine. He is a talentless, tactless and hopeless case of the PointyHairedBoss.

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A BritCom starring Creator/ChrisBarrie running seven series between 1991 and 1997. It was created by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen (previously known for producing ''Series/ChanceInAMillion''), and written by them for the first five series, after which they departed and a new team of writers took over. [[note]]The commonly accepted sequence of events is that Series 5 was planned to be the last, but owing to its popularity the BBC recommissioned it anyway, and when the creators turned them down the BBC hired the new writers.[[/note]] ''The Brittas Empire'' is a slightly surrealist look at proud English leisure centre manager [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Gordon Brittas]] (Barrie), and his utter failure to manage the fictional Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Brittas is an obsessive bureaucrat and a stickler for rules and procedures, no matter what the situation, resulting in catastrophes on a regular basis. According to his wife Helen (Pippa Haywood), (Creator/PippaHaywood), he thinks he's the oil that keeps everything running, but he is in fact the grit in the engine. He is a talentless, tactless and hopeless case of the PointyHairedBoss.
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* GroinAttack: A frequent source of physical pain for male characters, especially early on in the series. Colin gets it the worst, getting a button hole right through it off-screen in "The Boss", punching himself in the dick to get rid of a fly in "UXB", and getting a jet of scalding tea to his cock in "The Last Day". Oddly enough, Brittas himself doesn't get one until the short-lived spin-off ''Get Fit With Brittas", when Lesley Joseph decks him there to shut him up.

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* GroinAttack: A frequent source of physical pain for male characters, especially early on in the series. Colin gets it the worst, getting a button hole right through it off-screen in "The Boss", punching himself in the dick to get rid of a fly in "UXB", and getting a jet of scalding tea to his cock in "The Last Day". Oddly enough, Brittas himself doesn't get one until the short-lived spin-off ''Get Fit With Brittas", when Lesley Joseph Creator/LesleyJoseph decks him there to shut him up.
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* RuleOfPool: Being a sitcom centred around a Leisure Centre, the show naturally has a pool as part of the main attraction. Surprisingly though, it takes until Series 6 for someone to actually be pushed into the pool, with Tim pushing Gavin into the pool during a lovers' tiff ("[[Recap/TheBrittasEmpireS6E1BackWithABang Back with a Bang]]") and a somewhat blinded Gavin pushing a woman into the pool by mistake ("[[Recap/TheBrittasEmpireS6E2BodyLanguage Body Language]]") respectively.

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-->'''Helen''': It's just to tell him it's fishcakes for supper and I'm pregnant.
-->'''Laura''': Helen! That's fantastic!
-->'''Helen''': Well after today's events, I thought the news had rather lost its novelty value.

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-->'''Helen''': It's just to tell him it's fishcakes for supper and I'm pregnant. \n-->'''Laura''': \\
'''Laura''':
Helen! That's fantastic!
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fantastic!\\
'''Helen''':
Well after today's events, I thought the news had rather lost its novelty value.



* RodentCellmates: A side plot in "[[Recap/TheBrittasEmpireS2E4SetInConcrete Set in Concrete]]" involves Ben becoming friends with a mouse, much to his mother Carole's horror. It is also suggested that the reason that Ben became friends with the mouse is that, having to spend much of his time playing in a cupboard whilst Carole works behind reception, he is probably in desperate need of company.



--->"I've been to Whitbury Leisure Centre & swum in the poo"
--->"'S'hitbury Leisure Centre"
--->"I Fartied with Mr. Jolly"
--->"I Piddled for a Medal"

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--->"I've been to Whitbury Leisure Centre & swum in the poo"
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"'S'hitbury
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"I
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* ChristmasCake: Laura, who spends most of the series looking good in a short, pleated skirt.


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* ThereAreNoTherapists: Averted in this case - A plot point in Series 1 and 2 is Helen trying to get marriage counselling for her and Brittas, although it ends poorly when Brittas is suspected of cheating on her. Additionally, by Series 7, it's revealed that most of the staff are in therapy thanks to Brittas and a plotline during the series has Helen becoming one herself.
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* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Series 1 has quite a few differences compared to later on:
** Brittas has a more nasally and posher-sounding voice and is more of a {{Jerkass}} than in later series, with it not being until Series 2 that his more sympathetic side shows up.
** Helen hung out with next-door neighbour Pam, who undergoes ChuckCunninghamSyndrome afterwards and is replaced by a new friendship with Laura.
** Carole wasn't quite living in the centre just yet - that change wouldn't occur until Series 2's "Temple of the Body". Instead, she was on the verge of losing her flat, having to bring in Ben because there was no-one available to watch over him. For that matter, when she does fall pregnant at the end of Series 1, it's implied that it was her landlord who impregnated her, with it not being until Series 2 that it was established that it was Brittas' fault.
** Julie is absent, with her role instead being performed by similarly snarky secretary Angie.

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* TemporaryBlindness: In the episode "Blind Devotion", Colin is rendered temporarily blinded, courtesy of his garden blowing up. This proves to be only the beginning of a TraumaCongaLine for him that episode.

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* TemporaryBlindness: In the episode "Blind Devotion", Colin is rendered temporarily blinded, courtesy of his garden blowing up. This proves to be only the beginning of a TraumaCongaLine for him in that episode.


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* ToiletHumour: Mainly focused around whatever gross physical ailment has befallen Colin this episode, but not entirely. Examples include characters falling into and being dragged through animal poop, rats being flushed down toilets, and the audience of a Christening held in one of the bathrooms ignorantly eating piss-covered cake.
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* DenserAndWackier: Whilst the show was never really grounded, its plots at least had some reason and grounding to them. However, it gets goofier and goofier as it goes on, culminating in the end of Series 5 and after, with plots such as the main character being brought BackFromTheDead for being too annoying for the afterlife and being rebuilt as a cyborg, PlantAliens, an {{Doppelganger}} of the main character, sentient bossy alter-egos, and a killer GypsyCurse.

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* SpidersAreScary: "That Creeping Feeling" had someone try to assassinate Brittas by sending over a mating pair of extremely (as in, the poison kills in minutes) venomous spiders to the centre. The female ate the male in transit and eventually bit Colin in an unmentionable area, leading to Brittas having to SuckOutThePoison in order to save his life

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* SpidersAreScary: "That Creeping Feeling" had someone try to assassinate Brittas by sending over a mating pair of extremely (as in, the poison kills in minutes) venomous spiders to the centre. The female ate the male in transit and eventually bit Colin in an unmentionable area, leading to Brittas having to SuckOutThePoison in order to save his lifelife.
* SpinOff: ''Get Fit with Brittas'', a short miniseries released in 1997 which focuses on Brittas giving out exercise tips to the general public.

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* ThirteenIsUnlucky: The flashbacks in "The Trial", which involved the deaths of seven gangsters and the grievous bodily harm inflicted on several elderly people, is noted to have taken place on Friday the Thirteenth.



* ThirteenIsUnlucky: The flashbacks in "The Trial", which involved the deaths of seven gangsters and the grievous bodily harm inflicted on several elderly people, is noted to have taken place on Friday the Thirteenth.
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* TieInNovel: ''Gordon Brittas: Sharing the Dream'', released in 1994, is a book which gives us Brittas' perspective of the events of the first four series, as well as his philosophy of life and how to make it in the world.
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* PretentiousLatinMotto: The centre's motto is ''Semper Omnibus Facultas'', which Brittas translates it in "Underwater Wedding" to "Open to All".

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* ABirthdayNotABreak: An epic TraumaCongaLine (including temporary blindness, death of an aunt, death of a pet, loss of life savings) for Colin is revealed halfway through to have taken place on his birthday.

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* BirthdayEpisode: Considering the large size of the cast, this occurs on a fairly frequent occasion:
** Helen celebrates hers in "An Inspector Calls", where in a subplot, she almost leaves Brittas when he gives her a crappy moped as a gift.
** Laura's is in "Sex, Lies, and Red Tape", where she has to deal with her slimy ex-husband bothering her.
** Colin's is in "Blind Devotion", which turns out to be one of the only good things to happen to him during a day involving an epic TraumaCongaLine.
** Carole's one becomes part of an intricate web of lies to cover the truth of Helen's affairs from Brittas in "The Lies Have It", although it being [[ButtMonkey Carole's]], the actual event ends up being a ForgottenBirthday for her.
** PlayedWith as it isn't actually his birthday yet, but Carole throws a birthday party for Ben in "Body Language". HilarityEnsues when two of the party guests escape and are mistaken for aliens by Colin.
** Although they're not for the main cast, birthday parties are also thrown in "Brussels Calling" (where the staff's attempts to host a birthday party whilst Brittas is in Brussels end in an explosion) and "The Disappearing Act" (where a party held for Julie's niece Melanie goes horribly wrong when Colin thinks he's made the birthday girl disappear).
* ABirthdayNotABreak: An epic TraumaCongaLine (including temporary blindness, death of an aunt, death of a pet, loss of life savings) for Colin is revealed halfway through to have taken place on his birthday.birthday in "Blind Devotion".



* ButtMonkey: Colin, the disgusting northern leper, who is fired and near-fired by Brittas on several occasions, and is generally liked but not at all respected by the rest of the team.

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* ButtMonkey: ButtMonkey:
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Colin, the disgusting northern leper, who is fired and near-fired by Brittas on several occasions, and is generally liked but not at all respected by the rest of the team.team.
** Carole, who has a tendency to get into YankTheDogsChain situations and whose home situation is so bad that she literally has to raise her children in the leisure centre.



** Another very minor example is the Brittas's next-door neighbour Pam, who befriends Helen in series 1 before disappearing, presumably because her role was more easily filled by Laura (and later, Penny).
* CircusEpisode: The episode “At The Double” is about the Ruthenian State Circus coming to Whitburn as part of an EU initiative. HilarityEnsues when one of the clowns performing as part of the act, Vlad, is revealed to be an IdenticalStranger to Brittas.
* [[ClingyJealousGirl Clingy Jealous Guy]]: Tim, to the more level-headed Gavin.

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** Another very minor example is the Brittas's Brittas' next-door neighbour Pam, who befriends Helen in series 1 before disappearing, presumably because her role was more easily filled by Laura (and later, Penny).
* CircusEpisode: The episode “At The Double” is about the Ruthenian State Circus coming to Whitburn Whitbury as part of an EU initiative. HilarityEnsues when one of the clowns performing as part of the act, Vlad, is revealed to be an IdenticalStranger to Brittas.
* [[ClingyJealousGirl Clingy Jealous Guy]]: Tim, to the more level-headed Gavin. Gavin - he has a tendency to believe that Gavin is cheating on him with another person and freak out as a result.



* CrashingDreams: The final episode, which concludes with Gordon Brittas waking up on an ark that Colin the janitor has been secretly building in the car park of the leisure center. After a moment, he's jolted out of the dream by Colin repeatedly calling "Tickets, please" and realizes that he's been asleep on a train... [[spoiler: also that Colin is in fact the conductor, he's on his way to the interview for the job he's had throughout the series, and the entire fifty-odd episodes of the program have been a dream]].

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* CrashingDreams: The final episode, which concludes with Gordon Brittas waking up on an ark that Colin the janitor has been secretly building in the car park of the leisure center.centre. After a moment, he's jolted out of the dream by Colin repeatedly calling "Tickets, please" and realizes that he's been asleep on a train... [[spoiler: also that Colin is in fact the conductor, he's on his way to the interview for the job he's had throughout the series, and the entire fifty-odd episodes of the program have been a dream]].



* FindingABraInYourCar: The plot of "Temple Of The Body" kicks off when Gordon finds a pair of underwear down the back of one of the couches in his main office, which is later revealed to be the result of a one night stand that his wife had. Unlike most examples of this trope, Gordon never does find out that it's his wife's; he initially assumes it comes from one of his staff and he drops it once he discovers Carole's bedroom in the leisure centre.
* ForcefulKiss: Gordon Brittas daydreams about deputy manager Laura and himself; the fantasy sequence starts with him being entirely oblivious to her desperately trying to tell him how much she loves him. Finally she gets fed up with this and starts kissing him passionately. Just then, Brittas is jolted out of his daydream when the door opens and the ''real'' Laura comes in

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* FindingABraInYourCar: The plot of "Temple Of The Body" kicks off when Gordon finds a pair of underwear down the back of one of the couches in his main office, which is later revealed to be the result of a one night one-night stand that his wife had. Unlike most examples of this trope, Gordon never does find out that it's his wife's; he initially assumes it comes from one of his staff and he drops it once he discovers Carole's bedroom in the leisure centre.
* ForcefulKiss: Gordon Brittas daydreams about deputy manager Laura and himself; the fantasy sequence starts with him being entirely oblivious to her desperately trying to tell him how much she loves him. Finally Finally, she gets fed up with this and starts kissing him passionately. Just then, Brittas is jolted out of his daydream when the door opens and the ''real'' Laura comes in



* GroinAttack: A frequent source of physical pain for male characters, especially early on in the series. Colin gets it the worst, getting a button hole right through it off-screen in "The Boss", punching himself in the dick to get rid of a fly in "UXB", and getting a jet of scalding tea to his cock in "The Last Day". Oddly enough, Brittas himself doesn't get one until short-lived spin-off ''Get Fit With Brittas", when Lesley Joseph decks him there to shut him up.

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* GroinAttack: A frequent source of physical pain for male characters, especially early on in the series. Colin gets it the worst, getting a button hole right through it off-screen in "The Boss", punching himself in the dick to get rid of a fly in "UXB", and getting a jet of scalding tea to his cock in "The Last Day". Oddly enough, Brittas himself doesn't get one until the short-lived spin-off ''Get Fit With Brittas", when Lesley Joseph decks him there to shut him up.



** The gynecologist in the series 2 finale, who ropes Linda into helping him deliver a calf before smoothly asking her out to dinner. "You'll be safe...I'm a doctor..."

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** The gynecologist gynaecologist in the series 2 finale, who ropes Linda into helping him deliver a calf before smoothly asking her out to dinner. "You'll be safe...I'm a doctor..."



* HereditaryTwinhood: The titular character has a twin brother (Horatio Brittas), becomes father to no less than two sets of twins over the course of the series and is apparently part of the fourth generation of twins in his family.

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* HereditaryTwinhood: The titular character has a twin brother (Horatio Brittas), becomes a father to no less than two sets of twins over the course of the series and is apparently part of the fourth generation of twins in his family.



* HypnoFool: The episode ‘Mr. Brittas changes trains’ opens on the outcome of a stage hypnotist, leading to the staff exhibiting strange behaviour for 24 hours (Patrick gets a Potty Emergency when he hears a bell, Colin says “I love you” when someone mentions ‘need’, etc). Later, Brittas sends in the hypnotist to try to cure Helen’s stress related paralysis. It winds up hypnotising him instead into a better person (temporarily).

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* HypnoFool: The episode ‘Mr. Brittas changes trains’ opens on the outcome of a stage hypnotist, leading to the staff exhibiting strange behaviour for 24 hours (Patrick gets a Potty Emergency when he hears a bell, Colin says “I love you” when someone mentions ‘need’, etc). Later, Brittas sends in the hypnotist to try to cure Helen’s stress related stress-related paralysis. It winds up hypnotising him instead into a better person (temporarily).



* IdenticalStranger: One episode has a dodgy East European clown appear in the centre who looks just like Gordon Brittas. HilarityEnsues when he tries to seduce all the women.

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* IdenticalStranger: One episode has a dodgy East European clown acrobat appear in the centre who looks just like Gordon Brittas. HilarityEnsues when he tries to seduce all the women.



* TheInspectorIsComing: The plot of the episode "An Inspector Calls" revolves around a visit by the Southern Area Inspector. Brittas is concerned due to the abysmally low attendance figures and his case is not helped by him greeting the inspector [[ItMakesSenseInContext covered in eagle blood]]. Luckily for Brittas, the Southern Area Inspector turns out to be just like him (believes in ''the dream'', more interested in cleanliness and noticeboards than attendence figures etc.) so he doesn't get fired.
* InternalReveal: The identity of the father of Carole’s twins. The audience (and Helen) find out early in Series 2 that the father is [[spoiler: Gordon Brittas]]. However, neither Gordon nor Carol find out until the very end of the year, in Series 7.

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* TheInspectorIsComing: The plot of the episode "An Inspector Calls" revolves around a visit by the Southern Area Inspector. Brittas is concerned due to the abysmally low attendance figures and his case is not helped by him greeting the inspector [[ItMakesSenseInContext covered in eagle blood]]. Luckily for Brittas, the Southern Area Inspector turns out to be just like him (believes in ''the dream'', more interested in cleanliness and noticeboards than attendence attendance figures etc.) so he doesn't get fired.
* InternalReveal: The identity of the father of Carole’s twins. The audience (and Helen) find finds out early in Series 2 that the father is [[spoiler: Gordon Brittas]]. However, Brittas]], but neither Gordon nor Carol find Carole finds out until the very end of the year, show in Series 7.



* LatexPerfection: 'The Stuff of Dreams' has Brittas, worrying about his mortality and wanting to push age awareness, disguise himself as an old man this way. The result is remarkably effective and it does dupe Colin (although Laura isn't convinced).

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* LatexPerfection: 'The "The Stuff of Dreams' Dreams" has Brittas, worrying about his mortality and wanting to push age awareness, disguise himself as an old man this way. The result is remarkably effective and it does dupe Colin (although Laura isn't convinced).



* MessianicArchetype: Brittas does have traits of this trope. For starters, his entire purpose in life is to spread peace and harmony throughout the world. Additionally, Series 5 starts with him being betrayed by one of his best friends, like Judas betraying Jesus, and ends with him committing a HeroicSacrifice and dying before being resurrected. This is of course PlayedForLaughs - Brittas' attempts usually go drastically wrong and the entire reason he was resurrected was because he proved to be TooSpicyForYogSothoth.
* MilkingTheGiantCow: One of the CharacterTics of Gordon Brittas is to emphasise anything he says with exaggerated hand movements. {{Lampshaded}} in "Two Little Boys", where it is possible to earn points for managing to get Brittas to do one of a series of specific gestures in the "I-Spy Brittas" game.

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* MessianicArchetype: Brittas does have has traits of this trope.this. For starters, his entire purpose in life is to spread peace and harmony throughout the world. Additionally, Series 5 starts with him being betrayed by one of his best friends, like Judas betraying Jesus, and ends with him committing a HeroicSacrifice and dying before being resurrected. This is of course PlayedForLaughs - Brittas' attempts usually go drastically wrong Brittas is more likely to spread chaos and disharmony than unity and the entire reason he was resurrected was because that he proved to be TooSpicyForYogSothoth.
* MilkingTheGiantCow: One of the CharacterTics of Gordon Brittas is to emphasise anything he says with exaggerated hand movements. {{Lampshaded}} in "Two Little Boys", where it is possible to earn points for managing to get Brittas to do one of a series of specific gestures in the "I-Spy Brittas" game.



* MistakenForCheating: A frequent occurrence in the series, with it being most important in "Bye Bye Baby", (where Carole's husband walks out on her because he believed that she had cheated on him and produced a child with said person), and "Surviving Christmas" (where a mix-up in Christmas cards leads Helen to believe that Brittas and Carole were having an affair with each other).

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* MistakenForCheating: A frequent occurrence in the series, with it being most important in "Bye Bye Baby", (where Carole's husband walks out on her because he believed is led to believe that she had cheated on him and produced a child with said person), ChocolateBaby), and "Surviving Christmas" (where a mix-up in Christmas cards leads Helen to believe that Brittas and Carole were are having an affair with each other).



* MovingAwayEnding: Although not shown on-screen, Series 5 (then intended to be the final series) ends with this fate for several characters. Brittas (alongside his wife Helen and children) is due to moving to Brussels to take up the role of European Commissioner of Sports, Carole is moving to Austria to teach singing lessons to a man's children, and Laura is moving to America to [[BabiesEverAfter raise a child with her reconciled husband]]. When this proved to be a SeriesFauxnale, some of the fates had to be backtracked. Brittas also had a stint being dead at the end of Series 5, so this is revealed to have led to him failing the medical for said job, and the man who Carole was heading off with cheated with a nun, leading to both's return. Laura's departure stuck, however, and she's never mentioned again.

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* MovingAwayEnding: Although not shown on-screen, Series 5 (then intended to be the final series) ends with this fate for several characters. Brittas (alongside his wife Helen and children) is due to be moving to Brussels to take up the role of European Commissioner of Sports, Carole is moving to Austria to teach singing lessons to a man's children, and Laura is moving to America to [[BabiesEverAfter raise a child with her reconciled husband]]. When this proved to be a SeriesFauxnale, some of the fates had to be backtracked. Brittas also had a stint being dead at the end of Series 5, so this is revealed to have led to him failing the medical for said job, job and the man who Carole was heading off with cheated with a nun, leading to both's return. Laura's departure stuck, however, and she's never mentioned again.



* NoTitle: The first series did not go out with any names. {{Averted}} come Series 2, which had titles provided for it via Magazine/RadioTimes listings, and from Series 3 onwards, where the title for the episode actually shows up in the episode proper.

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* NoTitle: The first series did not didn't go out with any names. {{Averted}} come Series 2, which had titles provided for it via Magazine/RadioTimes listings, and from Series 3 onwards, where the title for the episode actually shows up in the episode proper.



** Councillor Druggett, who understandably wants to get rid of Gordon Brittas by any means necessary. [[TheScrappy He can be enough of a jerk that you're rooting for Brittas.]]

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** Councillor Druggett, who understandably wants to get rid of Gordon Brittas by any means necessary. [[TheScrappy He can be enough of a jerk that you're rooting for Brittas.]]



* OffWithHisHead: Although the camera cuts away before we see the chainsaw hit flesh, Gordon Brittas is stated to have accidentally done this to a South American gangster in the episode "The Trial".

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* OffWithHisHead: Although the camera cuts away before we see the chainsaw hit flesh, Gordon Brittas is stated to have accidentally done this to cut off the head by accident of a South American gangster in the episode "The Trial".



* OpenHeartDentistry: In the finale of series two, we have a veterinarian delivering a pair of twins in the sauna and a gynecologist delivering a calf in the squash court. Both point out that they are not really qualified.

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* OpenHeartDentistry: In the finale of series two, we have a veterinarian delivering a pair of twins in the sauna and a gynecologist gynaecologist delivering a calf in on the squash court. Both point out that they are not really qualified.



* ThePearlyGates: Gordon Brittas shows up here after his HeroicSacrifice in "The Last Day". He is initially denied access by Saint Peter, but after they receive word of this sacrifice, let him in. They later kick him out through said gates.

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* ThePearlyGates: Gordon Brittas shows up here after his HeroicSacrifice in "The Last Day". He is initially denied access by Saint Peter, but after they receive word of this sacrifice, let him in. They later kick him out through said gates.gates because he's a git.



** In "Shall We Dance?", Laura gives Brittas some photographs from the time he spent building an arbor for her, with the intention that he keeps these photos as a memento of the hard work he did.

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** In "Shall We Dance?", Laura gives Brittas some photographs from the time he spent building an arbor arbour for her, with the intention that he keeps these photos as a memento of the hard work he did.



* PocketProtector: Gordon gets shot three times by Julie's police bodyguard in a Series 7 episode. Luckily for Gordon, all three of the bullets hit his cigarette case with "I've been to Gravesend" (given by his wife as a gift) inscribed on it.

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* PocketProtector: Gordon gets shot three times by Julie's police bodyguard in a Series 7 episode."Reviewing the Situation". Luckily for Gordon, all three of the bullets hit his cigarette case with "I've been to Gravesend" (given by his wife as a gift) inscribed on it.



* RealAfterAll: Colin spends the duration of the episode “Body Language” believing that aliens not only exist but are about to invade the centre due to a series of misunderstandings. At the end of the episode, however, it is revealed that two plants bought in were actually aliens. They conclude that there is NoIntelligentLifeHere and warp out in front of a shocked Colin.

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* RealAfterAll: Colin spends the duration of the episode “Body Language” believing that aliens not only exist but are about to invade the centre due to a series of misunderstandings. At the end of the episode, however, it is revealed that two plants bought a plant brought in were by Helen war actually aliens. They conclude an alien. It concludes that there is NoIntelligentLifeHere and warp before warping out in front of a shocked Colin.



** The pilot of series 3 features Gordon playing with what he presumably assumes to be a toy pistol, which then naturally goes off and hits a wall.
* ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated: Happens twice.
** In "Back from the Dead", Brittas is presumed to be dead. In reality, he had spent about a week in a chicken coup in Bulgaria, with the mix-up being because someone had stolen his possessions and were wearing them when they were flattened.
** In "Mr. Brittas Falls In Love", a girl who was having work experience, Rosemary Rawlinson, was believed to have been eaten by a shark. Thankfully, she turns out to have been huddling under a staircase and crying the whole time.

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** The pilot first episode of series 3 features Gordon playing with what he presumably assumes to be a toy pistol, which then naturally goes off and hits a wall.
* ReportsOfMyDeathWereGreatlyExaggerated: Happens twice.
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** In "Back from the Dead", Brittas is presumed to be dead. In reality, he had spent about a week in a chicken coup in Bulgaria, with the mix-up being because someone had stolen his possessions and were was wearing them when they were flattened.
** In "Mr. Brittas Falls In Love", a girl who was having work experience, experience at the centre, Rosemary Rawlinson, was believed to have been eaten by a shark. Thankfully, she turns out to have been huddling under a staircase and crying the whole time.



* RoadApples: General rule of thumb; if an animal appears on screen, expect their poop to be mentioned in the series. Notable examples include a pigeon, a dog, and a cat pooping all over the gymnasium in “An Inspector Calls”, Brittas being dragged through emu poop by said emu in “The Old Old Story”, and both Brittas and Helen falling into elephant poop in “The Elephant’s Child”.

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* RoadApples: General rule of thumb; if an animal appears on screen, expect their poop to be mentioned in the series. mentioned. Notable examples include a pigeon, a dog, and a cat pooping all over the gymnasium in “An Inspector Calls”, Brittas being dragged through emu poop by said emu in “The Old Old Story”, and both Brittas and Helen falling into elephant poop in “The Elephant’s Child”.



* ScaleModelDestruction: Colin presents Brittas with a model of the leisure centre in “Back With A Bang”. Later on, Brittas accidentally sits on it and destroys it.
* SeriousBusiness: Pretty much the entire show is based upon Gordon Brittas taking his job far, far, far too seriously. Just the kind of bureaucratic nightmare manager who insists on banning pensioners from the pool for taking too long to change. Or ousting little children from a charity swimathon because they were wading instead of swimming. Or requiring triplicate claims forms, identification and CCTV footage over a 20 pence piece in a coffee machine. The list goes on...

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* ScaleModelDestruction: Colin presents Brittas with a model of the leisure centre in “Back With A Bang”. Later on, Brittas Bang", only for him to accidentally sits sit on it and destroys it.
destroy it later on.
* SeriousBusiness: Pretty much the entire show is based upon Gordon Brittas taking his job far, far, far too seriously. Just the kind of bureaucratic nightmare manager who insists on banning pensioners from the pool for taking too long to change. Or ousting little children from a charity swimathon because they were wading instead of swimming. Or requiring triplicate claims forms, identification and CCTV footage over a 20 pence 20-pence piece in a coffee machine. The list goes on...



* TalkingWithSigns: The beginning of the episode "Sex, Lies and Red Tape", has Gordon go on a sponsored silence to fund raise for a trampoline. As a result, to continue running the centre, he communicates with the staff through this. This becomes problematic when he has to use the telephone.

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* TalkingWithSigns: The beginning of the episode "Sex, Lies and Red Tape", has Gordon go on a sponsored silence to fund raise for a trampoline. As a result, to continue running the centre, he communicates with the staff through this. This the usage of written signs, which becomes problematic when he has to use the telephone.take a call for Helen.



* ThirteenIsUnlucky: The flashbacks in “The Trial”, which involved the deaths of seven gangsters and the grievous bodily harm inflicted on several elderly people, is noted to have taken place on Friday the Thirteenth.

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* ThirteenIsUnlucky: The flashbacks in “The Trial”, "The Trial", which involved the deaths of seven gangsters and the grievous bodily harm inflicted on several elderly people, is noted to have taken place on Friday the Thirteenth.



** There’s an odd subversion with Carole, who initially gave birth to a boy and girl (Tom and Emily Parkinson) at the end of Series 2. Tom was then retconned to a girl (now known as Jessica) in Series 5, now making them single gender twins.
** Averted with the twins Helen gives birth to at the end of Series 3, who are Matthew and Mark Brittas.

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** There’s an An odd subversion with Carole, who initially gave birth to a boy and girl (Tom and Emily Parkinson) at the end of Series 2. Tom was then retconned to a girl (now known as Jessica) in Series 5, now making them single gender single-gender twins.
** Averted with the twins Helen gives birth to at the end of Series 3, who are the male Matthew and Mark Brittas.



* WholeEpisodeFlashback: The episode 'In the Beginning' is this, flashing back to the first winter of the leisure centre and telling the tale of how everyone got snowed in over New Year's Day and bonded as a result.

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* WholeEpisodeFlashback: The episode 'In "In the Beginning' Beginning" is this, flashing back to the first winter of the leisure centre and telling the tale of how everyone got snowed in over New Year's Day and bonded as a result.
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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) [[note]] Only in Series 6 [[/note]] and [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.
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A BritCom starring Creator/ChrisBarrie running seven series between 1991 and 1997. It was created by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen (previously known for producing ''Series/ChanceInAMillion''), and written by them for the first five series, after which they departed and a new team of writers took over. [[note]]The commonly accepted sequence of events is that Series 5 was planned to be the last, but owing to its popularity the BBC recommissioned it anyway, and when the creators turned them down the BBC hired the new writers.[[/note]] ''The Brittas Empire'' is a slightly surrealist look at proud English leisure centre manager Gordon Brittas (Barrie), and his utter failure to manage the fictional Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Brittas is an obsessive bureaucrat and a stickler for rules and procedures, no matter what the situation, resulting in catastrophes on a regular basis. According to his wife Helen (Pippa Haywood), he thinks he's the oil that keeps everything running, but he is in fact the grit in the engine. He is a talentless, tactless and hopeless case of the PointyHairedBoss.

A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife Helen, sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) and [[DesignatedVillainCouncillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A BritCom starring Creator/ChrisBarrie running seven series between 1991 and 1997. It was created by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen (previously known for producing ''Series/ChanceInAMillion''), and written by them for the first five series, after which they departed and a new team of writers took over. [[note]]The commonly accepted sequence of events is that Series 5 was planned to be the last, but owing to its popularity the BBC recommissioned it anyway, and when the creators turned them down the BBC hired the new writers.[[/note]] ''The Brittas Empire'' is a slightly surrealist look at proud English leisure centre manager [[ObstructiveBureaucrat Gordon Brittas Brittas]] (Barrie), and his utter failure to manage the fictional Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Brittas is an obsessive bureaucrat and a stickler for rules and procedures, no matter what the situation, resulting in catastrophes on a regular basis. According to his wife Helen (Pippa Haywood), he thinks he's the oil that keeps everything running, but he is in fact the grit in the engine. He is a talentless, tactless and hopeless case of the PointyHairedBoss.

A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, unstable, pill-popping wife Helen, [[BrokenBird Helen]], sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) and [[DesignatedVillainCouncillor [[DesignatedVillain Councillor Jack Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Brittas himself.

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A BritCom running seven series between 1991 and 1997. It was created by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen (previously known for producing ''Series/ChanceInAMillion''), and written by them for the first five series, after which they departed and a new team of writers took over.[[note]]The commonly accepted sequence of events is that Series 5 was planned to be the last, but owing to its popularity the BBC recommissioned it anyway, and when the creators turned them down the BBC hired the new writers[[/note]] ''The Brittas Empire'' is a slightly surrealist look at proud English leisure centre manager Gordon Brittas, and his utter failure to manage the fictional Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Brittas is an obsessive bureaucrat and a stickler for rules and procedures, no matter what the situation, resulting in catastrophes on a regular basis. According to his wife Helen, he thinks he's the oil that keeps everything running, but he is in fact the grit in the engine. He is a talentless, tactless and hopeless case of the PointyHairedBoss.

A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers Laura Lancing and Colin Wetherby, secretary Julie Porter, receptionist Carole Parkinson and attendants Gavin Featherly, Tim Whistler and Linda Perkin. Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, broken, narcoholic wife Helen, and the [[DesignatedVillain antagonistic]] Councillor Jack Druggett. Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Gordon himself.

The show stars Creator/ChrisBarrie, who landed the leading role on the show during the various multi-year hiatuses between series on ''Series/RedDwarf''. Barrie ultimately took a hiatus from ''Red Dwarf'' when the latter show's shooting schedule conflicted with that of ''The Brittas Empire'', though he made a couple of appearances and returned to the series as a regular when ''The Brittas Empire'' finished.

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A BritCom starring Creator/ChrisBarrie running seven series between 1991 and 1997. It was created by Andrew Norriss and Richard Fegen (previously known for producing ''Series/ChanceInAMillion''), and written by them for the first five series, after which they departed and a new team of writers took over. [[note]]The commonly accepted sequence of events is that Series 5 was planned to be the last, but owing to its popularity the BBC recommissioned it anyway, and when the creators turned them down the BBC hired the new writers[[/note]] writers.[[/note]] ''The Brittas Empire'' is a slightly surrealist look at proud English leisure centre manager Gordon Brittas, Brittas (Barrie), and his utter failure to manage the fictional Whitbury New Town Leisure Centre. Brittas is an obsessive bureaucrat and a stickler for rules and procedures, no matter what the situation, resulting in catastrophes on a regular basis. According to his wife Helen, Helen (Pippa Haywood), he thinks he's the oil that keeps everything running, but he is in fact the grit in the engine. He is a talentless, tactless and hopeless case of the PointyHairedBoss.

A large supporting cast consists of Gordon's deputy managers [[OnlySaneEmployee Laura Lancing Lancing]] (Julia St. John) and Colin Wetherby, [[TheDitz Colin]] [[ThePigPen Weatherby]] (Mike Burns), secretary Angie (Andrée Bernard) - who was quickly replaced by [[SassySecretary Julie Porter, Porter]] (Judy Flynn), receptionist [[TheChewToy Carole Parkinson Parkinson]] (Harriet Thorpe) and pool attendants [[NiceGuy Gavin Featherly, Featherly]] (Tim Marriott), [[DeadpanSnarker Tim Whistler Whistler]] (Russell Porter) and [[ActionGirl Linda Perkin. Perkin]] (Jill Greenacre). Other non-staff characters include Gordon's philandering, broken, narcoholic unstable, pill-popping wife Helen, sauna/solarium manageress [[TheFriendNobodyLikes Penny Bidmead]] (Anouschka Menzies) and the [[DesignatedVillain antagonistic]] Councillor [[DesignatedVillainCouncillor Jack Druggett. Drugget]] (Stephen Churchett). Many of the characters are almost as dysfunctional as Gordon Brittas himself.

The show stars Creator/ChrisBarrie, who Chris Barrie landed the leading role on the show during the various multi-year hiatuses between series on ''Series/RedDwarf''. Barrie ''Series/RedDwarf'' and ultimately took a hiatus from ''Red Dwarf'' when the latter show's shooting schedule conflicted with that of ''The Brittas Empire'', though he made a couple of appearances and returned to the series as a regular when ''The Brittas Empire'' finished.




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!!"''Welcome to Whitbury New Town Tropes Centre, how may I help yooou?'' (With a smile)":

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After the end of the show, a short miniseries (''Get Fit With Brittas'') was aired in 1997, which aimed to educate the public on physical health and exercise.

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After the end of the show, a short miniseries (''Get Fit With Brittas'') (''Series/GetFitWithBrittas'') was aired in 1997, which aimed to educate the public on physical health and exercise.



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* AsHimself: A recurring character is Mark Porter, a ''Radio Times'' doctor at the time who was playing as himself. The [[SpecialGuest Special Guests]] which show up also count.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Seeing as this is a show which is meant to educate the public, this is a given, with Brittas frequently addressing the audience.
* EdutainmentShow: Although it is delivered in a humorous manner, the main intent of this miniseries was to teach the public how to keep themselves fit and healthy.
* FromTheAshes: The entire series came and went several months after the conclusion of the final series of the parent show.
* GenreShift: From a purely [[WorkCom workplace-based comedy]] to an EdutainmentShow based on healthy living with some humorous elements.
* GroinAttack: Brittas is kicked in the nuts by Lesley Joseph for being an annoying twat.
* OutOfFocus: Compared to the main series, Colin, Helen, and Julie have much less focus here, only appearing in one episode each out of a six-episode miniseries. It's still a better showing than the rest of the staff outside of Brittas, who are complete no-shows.
* SequelNonEntity: Carole, Linda, Tim and Gavin do not appear whatsoever in this miniseries.
* ShipTease: Brittas is quite flirty with Joesph.
* SpecialGuest: Each episode would usually have at least one celebrity show up to assist in educating the public. For instance, "Gordon Works It Out" had Lesley Joseph (who starred in ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'') playing herself.
* TheTelevisionTalksBack: At one point in "Gordon Works It Out", Brittas converses with ''Radio Times'' doctor Mark Porter whilst he's on TV.
* WorkoutFanservice: At separate points, Julie and Brittas are seen working out with very revealing outfits.
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[[folder:Tropes relating to ''Get Fit With Brittas'']]
* AsHimself: A recurring character is Mark Porter, a ''Radio Times'' doctor at the time who was playing as himself. The [[SpecialGuest Special Guests]] which show up also count.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Seeing as this is a show which is meant to educate the public, this is a given, with Brittas frequently addressing the audience.
* EdutainmentShow: Although it is delivered in a humorous manner, the main intent of this miniseries was to teach the public how to keep themselves fit and healthy.
* FromTheAshes: The entire series came and went several months after the conclusion of the final series of the parent show.
* GenreShift: From a purely [[WorkCom workplace-based comedy]] to an EdutainmentShow based on healthy living with some humorous elements.
* GroinAttack: Brittas is kicked in the nuts by Lesley Joseph for being an annoying twat.
* OutOfFocus: Compared to the main series, Colin, Helen, and Julie have much less focus here, only appearing in one episode each out of a six-episode miniseries. It's still a better showing than the rest of the staff outside of Brittas, who are complete no-shows.
* SequelNonEntity: Carole, Linda, Tim and Gavin do not appear whatsoever in this miniseries.
* ShipTease: Brittas is quite flirty with Joesph.
* SpecialGuest: Each episode would usually have at least one celebrity show up to assist in educating the public. For instance, "Gordon Works It Out" had Lesley Joseph (who starred in ''Series/BirdsOfAFeather'') playing herself.
* TheTelevisionTalksBack: At one point in "Gordon Works It Out", Brittas converses with ''Radio Times'' doctor Mark Porter whilst he's on TV.
* WorkoutFanservice: At separate points, Julie and Brittas are seen working out with very revealing outfits.
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* WaxingLyrical: The episode "That Creeping Feeling" gives us this dialogue between the psychiatrist Alan Matthews (who had been analysing the staff and had concluded that Brittas was the cause of their stress) and Brittas:
--> '''Matthews''': Dreams can be dangerous. I sometimes think we can be better off without them.
--> '''Brittas''': But you've got to have a Dream. If you don't have a Dream, how you gonna make a dream come true?
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* HorribleHoneymoon: According to "Snap Happy", during Brittas and Helen's honeymoon, Brittas, wanting to check out the highest diving board in the country, slipped off it and injured a troupe of synchronized swimmers, giving Helen a fear of heights. The earlier episode "Playing With Fire" had also implied that ''[[NoodleIncident something]]'' happened on the second day which made Brittas realize that the woman he had married was...not the most mentally stable of women.
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* AnimalAssassin: The episode “That Creeping Feeling” had someone try to keep Brittas by sending over a pair of highly poisonous spiders. One of them eats the other in transit, then bites Colin instead (although he survives in the end).

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* AnimalAssassin: The episode “That Creeping Feeling” had someone try to keep kill Brittas by sending over a pair of highly poisonous spiders. One of them eats the other in transit, then bites Colin instead (although he survives in the end).

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* AsHimself: The Rt. Hon. Sebastian Coe MP shoots a small documentary at Whitbury New Town, and is roped into opening a leisure centre toilet named after himself by Gordon Brittas, with the promise of "it'll only take two minutes." Of course, he ends up chained to a stair-rail while the leisure centre is pillaged and sacked by an army of Romans. In the 1994 Christmas special, the Rt. Hon. Gavin Featherly MP comments on what a fantastic job Prime Minister Sebastian Coe is doing.

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The Rt. Hon. Sebastian Coe MP shoots a small documentary at Whitbury New Town, and is roped into opening a leisure centre toilet named after himself by Gordon Brittas, with the promise of "it'll only take two minutes." Of course, he ends up chained to a stair-rail while the leisure centre is pillaged and sacked by an army of Romans. In the 1994 Christmas special, the Rt. Hon. Gavin Featherly MP comments on what a fantastic job Prime Minister Sebastian Coe is doing.doing.
** There's also Pam Rhodes (in real life a presenter of ''Series/SongsOfPraise''), who shows up at the centre to organise a performance of the show. Of course, said performance is eventually wrecked by an emu crashing into it.






* AsHimself: On top of the special guests, a recurring character is Mark Porter, a ''Radio Times'' doctor at the time who was playing as himself.

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* AsHimself: On top of the special guests, a A recurring character is Mark Porter, a ''Radio Times'' doctor at the time who was playing as himself.himself. The [[SpecialGuest Special Guests]] which show up also count.
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* PostAdventureAdventure: The story begins when the titular character is KickedUpstairs from his previous job at Aldershot Leisure Centre. What little we do hear of it suggests that his time there was just as hectic (and also his fault) as with Whitbury (for one thing, it apparently ended with Brittas having to dig up people from some rubble and getting a medal for bravery) but we never see any of it.

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* AsHimself: On top of the special guests, a recurring character is Mark Porter, a ''Radio Times'' doctor at the time who was playing as himself.



* TheTelevisionTalksBack: At one point in "Gordon Works It Out", Brittas converses with Radio Times doctor Mark Porter whilst he's on TV.

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* TheTelevisionTalksBack: At one point in "Gordon Works It Out", Brittas converses with Radio Times ''Radio Times'' doctor Mark Porter whilst he's on TV.
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* MistakenForGay: {{Inverted}}. Brittas spends the majority of the series believing that Tim and Gavin are both single men who are still looking for female love. In truth, they're both gay and in a loving relationship with each other. There an early episode where he suspects that Tim is gay at least, but he otherwise remains oblivious to his true sexuality.

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* MistakenForGay: {{Inverted}}. Brittas spends the majority of the series believing that Tim and Gavin are both single men who are still looking for female love. In truth, they're both gay and in a loving relationship with each other. There is an early episode where he suspects that Tim is gay at least, but he otherwise remains oblivious to his both's true sexuality.
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* MessianicArchetype: Brittas does have traits of this trope. For starters, his entire purpose in life is to spread peace and harmony throughout the world. Additionally, Series 5 starts with him being betrayed by one of his best friends, like Judas betraying Jesus, and ends with him committing a HeroicSacrifice and dying before being resurrected. This is of course PlayedForLaughs - Brittas' attempts usually go drastically wrong and the entire reason he was resurrected was because he proved to be TooSpicyForYogSothoth.


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* FromTheAshes: The entire series came and went several months after the conclusion of the final series of the parent show.


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* OutOfFocus: Compared to the main series, Colin, Helen, and Julie have much less focus here, only appearing in one episode each out of a six-episode miniseries. It's still a better showing than the rest of the staff outside of Brittas, who are complete no-shows.
* SequelNonEntity: Carole, Linda, Tim and Gavin do not appear whatsoever in this miniseries.

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