History Series / SexSentMeToTheER

* StickySituation: A tube of super-glue accidentally ends up in the same drawer that a couple keep their lubricant. HilarityEnsues.

* TwoPersonPoolParty: A couple at a pool party are alone in the pool for a while, so they decide to get their suits off and start with the lovemaking... until the woman gets her toe caught in one of the pool grates. HilarityEnsues.

* TheToothHurts: One victim ends up losing both her front teeth when she bumps her face onto the windowsill following a sneaky romp with her college sweetheart. Her roommate didn't want him in their dorm and nearly got him arrested for assault following this, until she finally told the truth.

** One couple were wearing {{Cosplay}} costumes (as a dragon and a princess). They decided that adding handcuffs would be fun, and that her vagina was [[WhatAnIdiot a good, safe place to keep the key]]. They need to go to the ER while still handcuffed, still in costume.

** One couple were wearing {{Coslay}} costumes (as a dragon and a princess). They decided that adding handcuffs would be fun, and that her vagina was [[WhatAnIdiot a good, safe place to keep the key]]. They need to go to the ER while still handcuffed, still in costume.

** One couple were wearing CosPlay costumes (as a dragon and a princess). They decided that adding handcuffs would be fun, and that her vagina was [[WhatAnIdiot a good, safe place to keep the key]]. They need to go to the ER while still handcuffed, still in costume.

* OvercomeWithDesire: Quite a few stories involve couples being a little ''too'' spontaneous for safety, leading them to either rushing things in careless manner, or MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces.

* OvercomeWithDesire: Quite a few stories involve couples being a little ''too' spontaneous, leading them to either rushing things in careless manner, or MakingLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces.

* DestructoNookie: One couple had to go to the ER after things got pretty heated in bed to the point where he accidentally put his girlfriend's head through the headboard which resulted in her having a head injury.

** A couple was in a field, in the south, when a snake bit the woman. Boyfriend rushed her to the ER, and when told that they needed to know what snake it was to give the proper anti-venom, he rushed back out and caught the same ''type'' of snake if not the exact one. He's a keeper.

* DestructoNookie: One couple had to go to the ER after things got pretty heated in bed and he accidentally put his girlfriend's head through the headboard which resulted in her having a head injury.

* Destructonookie: One couple had to go to the ER after things got pretty heated up and he accidentally put his girlfriend's head through the headboard which resulted in her having a head injury.