History SelfDemonstrating / Sans

''for best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[LetsPlay/{{Critikal}} critikal]], djsmell, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants patrick star]] or [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical steel]] ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFHWUukD6I&index=20&list=PLU-TFjG0qugDOnndeSWGpQ_BTmzEBlK09 like so]]). also, pretend it's all written in comic sans. but you don't really have to. '''spoilers are unmarked, by the by.''' just gonna tibia off on that one.''

* [[BewareTheSillyOnes beware the silly ones]]: normally, i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster, but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... ''You'd be dead where you stand.'' and if you decide to go for the "kill em all" route like a numbskull, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and trust me, bud… i ''will'' make you regret everything ya did. and even if i can't... well, trust me even more when i say [[TheDreaded a certain character much, m-u-c-h more twisted than me]] will be waiting for you.

* [[OffscreenTeleportation offscreen teleportation]]: takin' shortcuts around the underground allows me to get to places pretty quickly and with less effort. it also helps me keep an eye on your progress. but if you go down the wrong path and [[RedemptionRejection refuse to stop]]... well, i'll [[TeleportSpam show you through my shortcuts]] [[ThatOneBoss into some attacks]]. [[SNKBoss hey. if they're all set up and you just keep bumpin' into 'em]], [[ExactWords that still makes it one attack, right?]]

* AllLowercaseLetters: as you can clearly see. i'm perfectly capable of using all the big letters like the so-called "professionals" do… but, eh, it's usually just too much effort. besides, using two sizes for the same letter just seems a little [[IncrediblyLamePun shifty]] to me!

* [[OffscreenMomentOfAwesome offscreen moment of awesome]]: you're not the first to try and kill everyone in the underground. boy did i give that little flower a ''bad'' time.

* DemBones: i think it's kinda obvious, ain't it?

* [[FourthWallObserver fourth wall observer]]: ahem… hilarious bone pun. ''(camera zooms in on Sans, rimshot plays)'' yeah, i'd say that's it. but trust me, kid, i know what's going on here. i'm lazy, but i'm not stupid.

* [[MyCard my card]]: oh, why, yes. in case you want to talk later, here's my phone number... what? oh, the black sharpie marks? don't worry about them, they're not covering up anything important... [-''(heh… sucker...)-]
* [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness OOC is serious business]]: hey buddy? i quite like you, so i'd like to let you in on a little secret, now that we've gotten to know each other. you've probably noticed how i normally speak in AllLowercaseLetters by now, and that maybe i sometimes dont really even care about usin "proper" punctuation marks. it's because i really like to take it easy, yknow, keepin it all casual and laidback. But when I speak with proper capitalization, like, say... ''Right now'', it means that I'm being completely serious. And if you see me doing even stranger things with my speech,  l i k e  t h i s  r i g h t  h e r e... You had better watch out, because it means you have actually managed to made me mad. ''(pants)'' jeeze, that whole thing took a lot of effort. just... ''(yawn)'' just give me a moment here...

''for best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[LetsPlay/{{Critikal}} critikal]], djsmell, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants patrick star]], or [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical steel]] ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFHWUukD6I&index=20&list=PLU-TFjG0qugDOnndeSWGpQ_BTmzEBlK09 like so]]). also pretend it's all written in comic sans. but you don't really have to.''

Human. Don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.

(You turn around to do so. and then suddenly... [[ToiletHumor pffff]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1-RyLUQUrA ffffft.]])

heh heh. the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. anyways, you're a troper right? ah, nice to hear. [-(heh, nerd...)-] well i guess i should introduce myself. 'sup? i'm sans. [[Characters/UndertaleSans sans the skeleton]]. i'm the "unhelpful" brother of papyrus the skeleton. i'm one of the major characters from ''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} undertale]]'', which i'm sure you've heard of. if you haven't... well, then what are you doing here? well i guess you could probably google it or something. there's a ton of stuff in it... a [[Main/{{Pun}} skele-ton]]. me and my bro papyrus usually walk around snowdin and just look for humans. i'm not a hunter myself, but paps is a human-hunting FANATIC. mainly 'cause he's trying to get into the royal guard. together we usually make puzzles to capture any humans who come near. to be honest though, it's not really my thing. i just prefer to be lazy and whatnot and make some jokes and bad puns.

lately, i've been seen hanging around [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} the town of Hometown]], because... well, now, i ''could'' tell ya why, but that'll just ruin the surprise. i think you'll have more fun figuring that one out for yourself.

oh, and buddy? now that i have your attention. please, remember to be nice around these parts. i mean, like, a real good neighbor, ok? don't get me wrong. i like being friendly with you, and would prefer to keep it that way, if you catch my drift. and should you happen to do something stupid... Trust me when I say, I ''will'' know it if you happen to do something stupid. so keep that conscience clean. capisce? or else, well, i would hate having to be not so friendly with you any more, pal. you wouldn't want to [[MemeticMutation have a Bad Time, do you]]?

anyways, i'm supposed to put some tropes up here and everything. apparently people get a kick out of things like this. eh, i think i'll take a crack at that after grabbing a quick hour-long lunch or two at grilby's. well, maybe. i'll probably need a nap after that. and papyrus ''does'' get kinda cranky if i don't read him his bedtime story, so i'm afraid this evening just won't do either... in the meantime, why don't you take a look at it? i know i can count on you, bud.

!!tropes that i show are

* AlmightyJanitor: i'm not exactly the best when it comes to puzzles, fighting and everything since i don't really like having to do lots of work...[[spoiler: that doesn't mean my boss battle is [[ThatOneBoss gonna be a breeze for you]].]]
* AllLowercaseLetters: as you can clearly see. i'm perfectly capable of using all the big letters, like the so-called "professionals", but, eh, it's usually just too much effort. besides, using two sizes for the same letter just seems a little [[IncrediblyLamePun shifty]] to me!
* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: [[spoiler:well, if you're determined and bloodthirsty enough, it could be you. but you don't really wanna go through that much pain to get there, do you? Also there was this one guy i knew a long, long time ago... but i'd rather not talk about someone who's listening.]]
* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: I ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, trust me even more when i say [[TheDreaded something much, m-u-c-h worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].
* BigBrotherInstinct: it ain't like i ''enjoy'' lying to my brother or anything, but sometimes i can't bear to tell him some the, uh, well, let's say, "uglier" truths about the world around us. i'm just afraid that big heart of his couldn't take it... And if you ever do anything to hurt him, you're going to regret it dearly. yeah, this is gonna be a running theme throughout this page.
* BigFun: i love making puns and pulling pranks on people.
* BrilliantButLazy: i dunno if i'd call myself "brilliant," but i do tend to get the last laugh more often than not.
* CheshireCatGrin: [[http://pixelartmaker.com/art/bde9b0c674e6f35.png if i ever pull this face on you]], then you're most certainly screwed.
* CombatPragmatist: heh heh heh, you really thought i'll let ya [[spoiler:have the first turn, take a weak attack, get to hit me standing still, or see my special attack?]]
* CoolBigBro: i like to mess around with my bro papyrus, but i do care for the guy.
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: i'm not really a fighter, but if you hurt my brother — or any of my pals for that matter — then let's just say... [[spoiler:you're gonna have a bad time]].
* [[BigBrotherWorship little brother worship]]: have i ever told you how my brother papyrus is the coolest?

* DespairEventHorizon: [[spoiler:i mean, the idea that my life can be taken away from me at any second is pretty depressing. i usually just mask it with some jokes and stuff.]]
* DisappearedDad: [[spoiler:that gaster guy might be this, but, eh, nobody knows for sure. he could be a brother or cousin for all i know.]] [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} jury's still out on that one.]]
* TheDragon: to my brother and [[spoiler:the king]].
* TheFatalist: why bother putting effort into doing anything when it's all going to be reset without any warning? [[spoiler:i'll only afford to care if you're the anomaly that's gonna end all the timelines]].
* FatSlob: hey, i'm not fat... [[{{Pun}} i'm just big-boned.]]
* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling: well, it sure looks like i'm the foolish one, huh? true enough, between us, papyrus is the energic one, who cleans the house, does his job and chores, and constantly pushes me to do mine too. and i gotta admit, for all i rib on him for it -- [-heh, get it? like in ''rib''cage-] -- i'm happy he does that. i'm not sure how i would fare in life without him. i would probably sleep all day, even moreso than i do now. i sometimes wish i could see the world he does. but, unfortunately, i have my own heavy responsiblities to bear. i know of quite a few terrible secrets about the nature of the world we live in, that he doesn't realize. And frankly, I hope he never becomes aware of them.
* FourthWallObserver: [[spoiler:trust me kid, i know what's going on here. i'm lazy, but i'm not stupid.]]
* IGaveMyWord: normally i hate making promises, but the few times i have to make one, i won't back down on them. like with toriel for example. she told me to never harm any human children that should ever find themselves in snowdin. the only time i would really break a promise is if it was getting outta hand. so just promise that you won't kill anyone... [[spoiler:unless you like the feeling of your sins crawling on your back.]]
* ItsProbablyNothing: my brother said he had a conversation with some kind of talking flower the other day... meh, it's probably just someone playing a trick on him with an echo flower... but then again, there is something about that thought that makes my hands twitch. huh, strange.
* GodzillaThreshold: i know you can always undo the killings you did, so i don't usually bother. but if you continue this path down to its logical extreme, i've seen [[ApocalypseHow what comes next....]] [[LetsGetDangerous and i can't afford not to care anymore.]]
* GuestFighter: i'm in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate super smashing fighters]]. well not really, just a costume that looks like me. nice to see that big companies can also slum it in style. but hey, you get a remix of my theme song with it too. pretty sure i also showed up that [[VideoGame/FatalFury blonde guy]] too. heh. oh wait. it looks like the humans [[VideoGame/PMEXRemix got me in smash for real this time]]. [[GameMod it's not actually official]]. but at this point, who cares. my bro papyrus shows up too as a stage cameo. i guess they wanted to reward me for being the lazy one.
* MemeticMutation: go on, try to slaughter everything and everyone in the underground. you're gonna [[ThatOneBoss geeeeeeeeettttt dunked on]]!
** heh. hell, my entire existence is a meme at this point. my fandom got so huge that it collapsed in on itself. now my names thrown around mostly for laughs. i don't mind though really, some of the stuff i see from you humans is hillarious. keep it up.
* MyCard: oh, why, yes. in case you want to talk later, here's my phone number... what? oh, the black sharpie marks? don't worry about them, theyre not covering up anything important... ''(snickers)'' [-sucker...-]
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: hey buddy? i quite like you, so i'd like to let you in on a little secret, now that we've gotten to know each other. you've probably noticed how i normally speak in AllLowercaseLetters by now, and that i sometimes dont really even care about usin "proper" punctuation marks. its because i really like to take it easy, yknow, keepin it all casual and laidback. But when I speak with proper capitalization, like, say... ''Right now'', it means that I'm being completely serious. And if you see me doing even stranger things with my speech,  l i k e  t h i s  r i g h t  h e r e... You had better watch out, because it means you have actually managed to made me mad. ''(pants)'' jeeze, that whole thing took a lot of effort. just... ''(yawn)'' just give me a moment here...
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: you're not the first to try and kill everyone in the underground. [[spoiler:boy did i give that little flower a ''bad'' time.]]
* OffscreenTeleportation: takin' shortcuts around the underground allows me to get to places pretty quickly and with less effort. [[spoiler:It also helps me keep an eye on you.]]
** [[spoiler:but if you go down the wrong path and [[RedemptionRejection refuse to stop]]... well, i'll [[TeleportSpam show you through my shortcuts]] [[ThatOneBoss into some attacks]]. [[SNKBoss hey. if they're all set up and you just keep bumpin into em,]] [[ExactWords that still makes it one attack, right?]]]]
* ThePrankster: as if my intro isn't enough of an indication. whoopee cushions, loosening the lid on ketchup bottles, painting the eyepiece of a telescope, you name 'em. i even got one involving trust passwords. if you want to know more, call the number i gave you... which is totally mine... ''(snickers)''
* PungeonMaster: it's what i'm good at, really. i really work it... down to the bone.
* RedOniBlueOni: don't let our getup fool you; between me and papyrus, i'm the one who likes taking it easy.
* SherlockScan: i'm pretty good at reading people's expression, kid. [[spoiler:that expression... that's the disappointed expression of someone who's expecting a trivia about myself, only to find nothing.]]
* TheSlacker: like i said, i'm not really a "working" kind of guy. i'd rather hang out at grillby's or take a good long nap at the couch at home than capture humans.
* SeriesMascot: not entirely, but thanks to a lot of the fans of the game, i'm pretty much the most recognized character in the bunch... [-"sans undertale", huh? heh, can't lie. i do kinda like the sound of that.-]
* SincerityMode: i always knew my brother is the coolest, and he [[WideEyedIdealist sees the world in a way most could only dream of, even if i can worry about him because of it]]. but if he can actually stop [[spoiler:a murderous human bent on killing everyone]] with [[TalkingTheMonsterToDeath just words]], then it's not just him i respect. maybe deep down, [[spoiler:there's [[HopeSpot a chance we can be friends]]]] since i can't help but give a chance to anyone that [[spoiler:spares my brother. even if every other potential ruler is killed, i can't judge a human to be all good or all evil if they're willing to give my brother a chance]]. as i say here:

* StepfordSmiler: [[spoiler:don't get me wrong, i love my puns as much as the next guy. but after living in a literal hole for so long and getting to that end of the tunnel ([[OOCIsSeriousBusiness no pun intended there]]) just to have that taken away with a reset, and losing a bunch of close friends, the best i can really do is put on a brave face.]]
* ThemeMusicPowerup: my leitmotif [[https://youtu.be/Zzo6L3wsf8c laid back and relaxing.]] my battle theme [[https://youtu.be/y4VNZdsjveE is a step more upbeat.]] [[spoiler:[[ILied i lied,]] [[https://youtu.be/wDgQdr8ZkTw its way way more upbeat.]] [[ThatOneBoss prepare to have one hell of a BAD time.]]]] although technically, that last one isn't really ''my'' theme. some might even say it's ''yours.'' but whatever. not really worth thinking about.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: ketchup. i simply can't get enough of the stuff. true, grillby has tried to explain that you are supposed to put it on food rather than drink it straight from the bottle, but i think i keep at least half his business afloat from buying bottles in bulk from him, so he has given up on it.
* TranquilFury: depends on what happens at the end of the game. either i'll be rootin' for ya over on the phone, or [[spoiler:if you've offed a lot, but not all of the monsters, especially toriel or papyrus...well, let's just say that you're lucky i can't get past that barrier]].
* WalkingSpoiler: boy there sure is uh... a lot of blocked out text on this page, huh?
* WeakButSkilled: in a fair fight, i'm pretty much dead on arrival... what with being a skeleton and all! [[spoiler: but if i have to throw down, i'm not gonna fight fair.]]
** incidentally, don't let all the [[BadassBoast badass boasting]] and [[ToThePain threats]] on this page give you the wrong idea about me. i'd really, ''really'' prefer to be your friend than your enemy. and i sure as hell don't ''enjoy'' fighting. some jerks just don't understand anything other than violence.
* TheWoobie: apparently a lot of people feel bad [[spoiler:about my depression and half the crap i have to deal with.]] thanks guys, but it's fine. really.

papyrus, you want anything?

''for best effect, read this in a voice similar to [[LetsPlay/{{Critikal}} critikal]], djsmell, [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants patrick star]], or [[WebVideo/UndertaleTheMusical ste]][[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQFHWUukD6I&index=20&list=PLU-TFjG0qugDOnndeSWGpQ_BTmzEBlK09 el.]] also pretend it's all written in comic sans. but you don't really have to.''

** [[spoiler:but if you [[KillEmAll go down the wrong path]] and [[RedemptionRejection refuse to stop]]... well, i'll [[TeleportSpam show you through my shortcuts]] [[ThatOneBoss into some attacks]]. [[SNKBoss hey. if they're all set up and you just keep bumpin into em,]] [[ExactWords that still makes it one attack, right?]]]]

* AllLowercaseLetters: as you can clearly see. i'm perfectly capable of using all the big letters, like the so-called "professionals", but, eh, it's usually just too much effort.

* BigBrotherInstinct: it ain't like i ''enjoy'' lying to my brother or anything, but sometimes i can't bear to tell him some the, uh, well, let's say, "uglier" truths about the world around us. i'm just afraid that big heart of his couldn't take it... And if you ever do anything to hurt him, you're going to regret it dearly.

** incidentally, sorry if all the [[BadassBoast badass boasting]] and [[ToThePain threats]] make me seem like a scary, mean guy. but half the tropes on this page are violence-related, and some jerks just don't understand anything other than violent threats. really, i'd much prefer to be your friend than your enemy.

** incidentally, sorry if all the [[BadassBoast badass boasting]] and [[ToThePain threats]] make me seem like a scary, mean guy. but half the tropes on this page are violence-related, so i gotta keep on point. i guess i've just seen too much. really, i'd much prefer to be your friend than your enemy.

* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: i ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, trust me even more when i say [[TheDreaded something much, m-u-c-h worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].

heh heh. the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. anyways, you're a troper right? ah, nice to hear. [-(heh, nerd...)-] well i guess i should introduce myself. 'sup? i'm sans. [[Characters/UndertaleSans sans the skeleton]]. i'm the "unhelpful" brother of papyrus the skeleton. i'm one of the major characters from ''[[VideoGame/{{Undertale}} undertale]]'', which i'm sure you've heard of. if you haven't... well, then i guess you could probably google it or something. there's a ton of stuff in it... a [[Main/{{Pun}} skele-ton]]. me and my bro papyrus usually walk around snowdin and just look for humans. i'm not a hunter myself, but paps is a human-hunting FANATIC. mainly 'cause he's trying to get into the royal guard. together we usually make puzzles to capture any humans who come near. to be honest though, it's not really my thing. i just prefer to be lazy and whatnot and make some jokes and bad puns.

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: hey buddy? i quite like you, so i'd like to let you in on a little secret, now that we've gotten to know each other. you've probably noticed how i normally speak in AllLowercaseLetters by now, and that i sometimes dont really even care about usin "proper" punctuation marks. its because i really like to take it easy, yknow, keepin it all casual and laidback. But when I speak with proper capitalization, like, say... ''Right now'', it means that I'm being completely serious. And if you see me doing even stranger things with my speech,  l i k e  t h i s  r i g h t  h e r e... You had better watch out, because it means you have actually managed to made me mad. ''(yawns)'' jeeze, that whole thing took a lot of effort. just... just give me a moment here...

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: hey buddy? i quite like you, so i'd like to let you in on a little secret, now that we've gotten to know each other. you've probably noticed how i normally speak in AllLowercaseLetters by now, and that i sometimes dont really even care about usin "proper" punctuation marks. its because i really like to take it easy, yknow, keepin it all casual and laidback. But when I speak with prober capitalization, like, say... ''Right now'', it means that I'm being completely serious. And if you see me doing even stranger things with my speech,  l i k e  t h i s  r i g h t  h e r e... You had better watch out, because it means you have actually managed to made me mad. ''(yawns)'' jeeze, that took a lot of effort. just... just give me a moment here...

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: hey buddy? i'd like to let you in on a secret. you've probably noticed how i normally speak in AllLowercaseLetters by now, and that i sometimes dont really even care about usin "proper" punctuation marks. its because i really like to take it easy, yknow, keepin it casual and laidback. But when I speak with prober capitalization, like, say... ''Right now'', it means that I'm being completely serious. And if you see me doing even stranger things with my speech,  l i k e  t h i s  r i g h t  h e r e... You had better watch out, because it means you have actually managed to made me mad. ''(yawns)'' jeeze, that took a lot of effort. just... just give me a moment here...

* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: you're not the first to try and kill everyone in the underground. [[spoiler: boy did i give that little flower a ''bad'' time.]]

oh, and buddy? now that i have your attention. please, remember to be nice around these parts. i mean, like, a real good neighbor, ok? don't get me wrong. i like being friendly with you, and would prefer to keep it that way, if you catch my drift. and should you happen to do something stupid... trust me when I say, i ''will'' know it if you happen to do something stupid. so keep that conscience clean. capisce? or else, well, i would hate having to be not so friendly with you any more, pal. you wouldn't want to [[MemeticMutation have a Bad Time, do you]]?

* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... you'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: i ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, trust me even more when i say [[TheDreaded something much, m-u-c-h worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].

heh heh. the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. anyways, you're a troper right? ah, nice to hear. [-(heh, nerd...)-] well i guess i should introduce myself. 'sup? i'm sans. [[Characters/UndertaleSans sans the skeleton]]. i'm the "unhelpful" brother of papyrus the skeleton. i'm one of the major characters from ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', which i'm sure you've heard of. if you haven't... well, then i guess you could probably google it or something. there's a ton of stuff in it... a [[Main/{{Pun}} skele-ton]]. me and my bro papyrus usually walk around snowdin and just look for humans. i'm not a hunter myself, but paps is a human-hunting FANATIC. mainly 'cause he's trying to get into the royal guard. together we usually make puzzles to capture any humans who come near. to be honest though, it's not really my thing. i just prefer to be lazy and whatnot and make some jokes and bad puns.

oh, and buddy? now that i have your attention. please, remember to be nice around these parts. i mean, like, a real good neighbor, ok? don't get me wrong. i like being friendly with you, and would prefer to keep it that way, if you catch my drift. and should you happen to do something stupid... Trust me when I say, I ''will'' know it if you happen to do something stupid. so keep that conscience clean. caphice? or else, well, i would hate having to be not so friendly with you any more, pal. you wouldn't want to [[MemeticMutation have a Bad Time, do you]]?

* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: i ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, trust me even more when i say [[TheDreaded something much, m-u-c-h worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].

* ItsProbablyNothing: my brother said he had a conversation with some kind of talking flower the other day... meh, it's probably just someone playing a trick on him with an echo flower... but then again, there is something about that thought that makes my hands twitch. strange.

* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling: well, it sure looks like i'm the foolish one, huh? true enough, between us, papyrus is the energic one, who cleans the house, does his job and chores, and constantly pushes me to do mine too. and i gotta admit, for all i rib on him for it — [-heh, get it? like in ''rib''cage-] — i'm happy he does that. i'm not sure how i would fare in life without him. i would probably sleep all day, even moreso than i do now. i sometimes wish i could see the world he does. but, unfortunately, i have my own heavy responsiblities to bear. i know of quite a few terrible secrets about the nature of the world we live in, that he doesn't realize. And frankly, I hope he never becomes aware of them.

* IGaveMyWord: normally i hate making promises, but the few times i have to make one, i won't back down on them. like with toriel for example. she told me to never harm any human children that should ever find themselves in snowdin. the only time i would really break a promise is if it was getting outta hand. so just promise that you won't kill anyone… [[spoiler:unless you like the feeling of your sins crawling on your back.]]

* BigBrotherInstinct: it ain't like i ''enjoy'' lying to my brother or anything, but sometimes i can't bear to tell him some the, uh, well, let's say, "uglier" truths about the world around us. i'm just afraid that big heart of his couldn't take it... And if you ever do anything to hurt him, you're going regret it dearly.

* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass: i'm not really a fighter, but if you hurt my brother -- or any of my pals for that matter -- then let's just say... [[spoiler:you're gonna have a bad time.]]

* DisappearedDad: [[spoiler:that gaster guy might be this, but, eh, nobody knows for sure. he could be a brother or cousin for all i know]]. [[VideoGame/{{Deltarune}} jury's still out on that one.]]
* TheDragon: to my brother and [[spoiler: the king.]]

* FatSlob: hey, i'm not fat... [[Main/{{Pun}} i'm just big-boned.]]
* FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling: well, it sure looks like i'm the foolish one, huh? true enough, between us, papyrus is the energic one, who cleans the house, does his job and chores, and constantly pushes me to do mine too. and i gotta admit, for all i rib on him for it -- [-heh, get it? like in ''rib''cage-] -- i'm happy he does that. i'm not sure how i would fare in life without him. i would probably sleep all day, even moreso than i do now. i sometimes wish i could see the world he does. but, unfortunately, i have my own heavy responsiblities to bear. i know of quite a few terrible secrets about the nature of the world we live in, that he doesn't realize. And frankly, I hope he never becomes aware of them.

* IGaveMyWord: normally i hate making promises, but the few times i have to make one, i won't back down on them. like with toriel for example. she told me to never harm any human children that should ever find themselves in snowdin. the only time i would really break a promise is if it was getting outta hand. so just promise that you won't kill anyone... [[spoiler:unless you like the feeling of your sins crawling on your back.]]

* GuestFighter: i'm in [[VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosUltimate smash]]. well not really, just a costume that looks like me. nice to see that big companies can also slum it in style. but hey, you get a remix of my theme song with it too. pretty sure i also showed up that [[VideoGame/FatalFury blonde guy]] too. heh. oh wait. it looks like the humans [[VideoGame/PMEXRemix got me in smash for real this time]]. [[GameMod it's not actually official]]. but at this point, who cares. my bro papyrus shows up too as a stage cameo. i guess they wanted to reward me for being the lazy one.

* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: i ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, trust me even more when i say[[TheDreaded something much, m-u-c-h worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].

* AlwaysSomeoneBetter: [[spoiler:well, if you're determined and bloodthirsty enough, it could be you. and also there was this one guy i knew a long, long time ago... but i'd rather not talk about someone who's listening.]]
* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: I ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, [[TheDreaded something much, 'much' worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].

* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: I ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, [[TheDreaded something much, ''much'' worse than me]] will be waiting for you]].

* BewareTheSillyOnes: normally i'm a pretty laid-back and [[Main/{{Pun}} humerus]] monster [[spoiler:but as i've said at the mtt resort, if it wasn't for the promise i made to tori... You'd be dead where you stand. and if you decide to go the "kill em all" route, [[Main/{{FinalBoss}} i'll be waitin' for ya]], and buddy, just trust me when i say: I ''will'' make you regret everything you have done. and even if I can't... well, something much worse than me is waiting]].

heh heh. the old whoopee cushion in the hand trick. it's always funny. anyways, you're a troper right? ah, nice to hear. [-(heh, nerd...)-] well i guess i should introduce myself. 'sup? i'm sans. sans the skeleton. i'm the "unhelpful" brother of papyrus the skeleton. i'm one of the major characters from ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}'', which i'm sure you've heard of. if you haven't... well, then i guess you could probably google it or something. there's a ton of stuff in it... a [[Main/{{Pun}} skele-ton]]. me and my bro papyrus usually walk around snowdin and just look for humans. i'm not a hunter myself, but paps is a human-hunting FANATIC. mainly 'cause he's trying to get into the royal guard. together we usually make puzzles to capture any humans who come near. to be honest though, it's not really my thing. i just prefer to be lazy and whatnot and make some jokes and bad puns.