History Recap / UltraFastPony

UFP 66 Weeds: After becoming an Alicorn Princess, Twilight soaks over the fact that despite being a princess now, her life is no more exciting and the season so far hasn't offered any opportunity for them to really up the ante in terms of adventure that she feels they should after a major change like that. But luckily the adventure has only just begun, as after facing potentially world shaking threat in previous season openers, she now must face a new threat: There are big black weeds everywhere... and that's about it. Also, she shoots Rainbow Dash dead out of frustration.

UFP 67 More Weeds: Twilight, after drinking Zecora's potion, learns the incredibly shallow past of Princess Celestia and Luna, and discovers that there's a tree in the Everfree forest that she and the rest of the crew have to bring the Elements of Harmony to. On the way there, Applejack tells her to go home, where she'll be safe in case they need one of the Elements, or something...
-> '''Twilight:''' Wait a minute... this isn't a parody! This is a plotline from the actual show, isn't it!\\

UFP 68 Survivor Equestria: The cast participate in a "Survivor" parody, in the abandoned Castle of the Two Sisters.

UFP 69 Rainbow V Daring: Rainbow Dash leans that Daring Do looks and acts exactly like her and comes to the only logical conclusion: Daring Do stole her soul!!!! This is made even worse, when Twilight says Rainbow must slay her to save herself, or else Twilight will kill herself for living in a world where two Rainbow Dashes exist.

UFP 70 You're Gonna Carry That Flag: The CMC compete to carry a flag for Ponyville in the upcoming Pony Games.. also, flags apparently have strange and random powers.

UFP 71 Saturday Morning Ponies: The Power Ponies!!!! use the magic of friendship and Celestia brand cigarettes to battle a super-villain, while a single long musical note plays in the background for most of the episode.

UFP 75 This One Time At Flight Camp: Rainbow Dash tries to get her "parents" attention, only to learn that she now has a rival for their affection.. well Soarin's affection at least.

UFP 76 Johnson: Twilight and Candice finale get a nice relaxing day alone together.. before Discord crashes the party, saying that he's all blue due to his missing friend, Johnson.

UFP 82 Big Sister Is Watching: Applejack leaves Apple Bloom home alone for twenty seconds, and she manages to burn the kitchen down and kill their dog during that time. Trying to prove something, Apple Bloom then steals AJ's cart and runs into the woods.

UFP 83: Maud For Your Money: After several months of waiting, Pinkie Pie 2 finally introduces the first demon in her and The Apple Family's army: Maud the pacifistic demon.

UFP 90 The Longest What Now?: Twilight has to visit the Crystal Kingdom and greet some foreign monarchs: a job that seems initially rather important, but all she really has to do is stand on a balcony and wave at them. [[TemptingFate Surely she can't fail such a trivial task]].

UFP The Movie: The Moviening: After Twilight becomes an Alicorn, she and the others gather together to meet Celestia and... the other princesses. It also happens to be their first movie, so Twilight wants to leave a good impression... lyon for Celestia to immediately kill the moment. Afterwards, Twilight and Spike are sleeping peacefully in their room until a mysterious figures steals her princess crown/Element of Harmony! Soon afterwards, Celestia reveals it was her old apprentice Sunsh*t Sh*tter.. or whatever her name was, it's pretty hard to pronounce. It is now up to Twilight to travel through the mirror portal into an alternate world full people who are just alternate versions of ponies they know, which they are just going to ignore.

UFP The Movie: The Moviening: After Twilight becomes an Alicorn, her and the others gather together to meet Celestia and.. the other princesses. It also happens to be their first movie, so Twilight wants to leave a good impression. Only for Celestia to immediately kill the moment. Afterwards, Twilight and Spike are sleeping peacefully in their room, until mysterious figures stills her princess crown/Element of Harmony! Soon afterwards, Celestia reveals it was her old apprentice Sunsh*t Sh*tter.. or whatever her name was, it's pretty hard to pronounce. It is now up to Twilight to travel through the mirror portal into another world, full people who are just alternate versions of ponies they know. Which they are just going to ignore.

''UFP 3: Now With A Sound Effect'': After their journey last episode, Twilight is sent a letter from Celestia, explaining that since Luna has come back, she has the gall to want her own room to live in so Twilight and a friend are to be be used as free labor to clean out "the second basement on the right down the lower hallway." The envelope contains passes into the castle. Oh, and they also double as tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala. Much to Twilight's annoyance, her "friends" ignore the first part and try to get her to take them to the Gala. Except for Rainbow Dash, who just wants to steal some of Celestia's stuff, and Applejack, who just has to get to Canterlot to sort out "none of your damn business" ventures.

UFP 10 One Joke To Rule Them All: Due to her failure to make friends in Ponyville, Twilight has resort to asking Spike for advise on how to get closer to her "friends"... despite the fact that he has not really had any extended interaction with them. After a brief debate, they settle on Twilight trying to thank of a joke, at which point she thinks of [[TitleDrop The One Joke to Rule Them All]]; [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft "Talk about eye candy."]]]] Also, Fluttershy finds some cute bug things in the woods, that her friends quickly claim without her permission.

UFP 11 Random Eye Magic: Spike wakes up from a dream, only to inform Twilight that ''she'' is actually the one dreaming, leading to her waking up. Afterwards, she goes to help out with The Winter Wrap Up, which is going poorly, to say the least. Mostly because most of the town is not actually pitching in, due to no one willing to pay them. Twilight manages to fix this problem by lying about paying them. [[spoiler: [[DreamWithinADream Then Twilight wakes up again.]]]]

UFP 12 Out With The Old Characters: After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Apple Bloom sets out to find some new friends. And maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn and a scatting pegasus that can communicate with subtitles that appear when she "scats". They then decide to form their own club.

UFP 13 Rocks, Clocks, And Two Stupid ponies: Applejack and Rainbow Dash enter a race to settle which is better: A hat or a pair of wings. It! Is! On! Also Twilight's there and so are Pinkie Pie and Spike, as is Princess Celestia. [[spoiler: Twilight wins by just using her magic to teleport across the finish line.]]

UFP 15 Ponynet Fight!: Twilight is informed of Pinkie's alleged physic abilities, and comes to a horrifying realization: Someone's wrong on the ponynet! As the self-proclaimed "smartest and most rational pony in town", it is up to her to obsessively stalk Pinkie and prove her wrong, so everyone will believe in and have the exact same opinions as her.

UFP 18 Gelatin Swingsets: After Celestia finally pays Luna's ransom to The CMC, and they awarded for their successful kidnapping plan... with two bits, which Applejack uses to buy them a beat up tree house to use for their club. Afterwards, they enter a talent show at the school in hopes of winning the grand prize: A Gelatin Swingset! And no, they don't explain how that works.

UFP 20 Copy Wrong: Rarity becomes jealous after Fluttershy "steals" her success. Also, Wacarb is [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown brutally assaulted]] by Website/YouTube's [[TakeThat Copyright Police.]]

-> '''Pinkie:''' Diplomacy? Is that where you gut a fish and strap it to a rocket?\\
'''Chief Thunderbutt:''' No, that's... well I don't even know what that is.

UFP 23 Making Babies: Twilight informs The CMC of the disgusting methods used to make babies now that sex is no longer a feasible means of reproduction due to the lack of males and the fact that it is icky and painful. Cue the girls accidentally using these methods to turn Twilight into a filly and then, purposely using it on the other members of The Mane Six. Antics ensue.

UFP 26 The Longest Episode/At The Gala Song Parody: The ponies arrive at The Grand Galloping Gala, where they hope to have good time, but don't. Also, there's a full length song that had to be cut for legal reasons and posted as a separate video.

UFP 28 How To Control Freaks: After they were defeated in a matter of seconds, Discord has reversed the vices of Twilight's friends, while somehow making them even more annoying. Now it is up to Twilight to set everything right and find those tea cups! Also, save the world.

UFP 29 Purple Party Pooper: It is Twilight's birthday and her friends told her they would come help her celebrate, causing to be so uncharacteristically happy, she sings about what a great day this is... Until Spike informs her, her friends aren't going to make it.

UFP 33 The Pet Games: Rainbow Dash is put in-charge of hosting the very dangerous and unethical [[TitleDrop Pet Games]] where she ends up adopting her pet tortoise Tank. Despite that not being allowed.

UFP 34 The Cheesen One: Rainbow Dash takes a vacation from her job of being the village idiot/town scapegoat and inadvertently ends of becoming a hero to the town... before being replaced by a new hero and is left to return to her old job.

UFP 35 Saying Words: Rarity gets to spend a few days at Canterlot for her birthday. On the streets, she bumps into the affluential Fancypants, and becomes increasingly annoyed when he ignores her sexual advances.

UFP 36 For Glorious Mother Equestria!: The events of Spike's birthday/turning gigantic and going on a rampage are turned into a propaganda video by an unseen narrator... who's narrations completely contradict the actual events onscreen.

UFP 37 The Best Episode Ever: The cast of Ultra Fast Pony decide to give their fans everything they ever wanted... or at least that's we they say they're going to do, really they just reenact the founding of their homeland.

UFP 38 Granny Smith Is Mean:

UFP 43 Pirate Shipping: After noticing Cheerilee does not have a boyfriend to spend Hearts and Hooves day with and her friends accidentally make her cry in the corner again, Applebloom gathers the other Crusaders to help find a pony to be with her, before settling on Big Mac, because he's the first choice she thought of.

UFP 44 So Random!: When a grumpy immigrant, Cranky Doodle Dinkle Donkey Doodle Doodle Day III, moves in, Pinkie Pie tries to kindle their friendship by proving that she's funny. While she doesn't prove that she's funny, she manages to earn his gratitude by reuniting him with a former lover that he's been searching for.

UFP 45 All A Boot Shy:

UFP 48 Forgettershy: Rainbow Dash leads all the other pegasus ponies in Ponyville in making a giant tornado. As time goes on, everypony keeps having the feeling that they're forgetting something. Could it be common sense? Also, [[BlatantLies Fluttershy is mysteriously absent from the episode]].

UFP 49 Gossip Girls

UFP 51 The Longest Engagement

UFP 52 The Longest Wedding

UFP 54 A Sombra Affair

UFP 55 I Am Pinkie: Pinkie Pie needs some extra hooves for some unknown project she's working on. Since none of her friends actually ''like'' her, she instead uses the mirror pool to summon a bunch more Pinkie Pies, who all swarm and annoy everyone in Ponyville. The town tasks Twilight with the job of getting rid of the menace, a problem she solves by arbitrarily killing all of the Pinkie Pies except for one. They name the last one Pinkie Pie 2, who is, for all intents and purposes, identical to the original Pinkie which they probably just killed, except she doesn't know what ''The Lord of the Rings'' is, and may be able to summon demons.

UFP 56 Join The Club

UFP 58 The Nightmoon Mare Zone: While camping out, Rainbow Dash makes a bet with Applejack to tell a scary story, about Scootaloo running alone in the woods and forced to hangout with Princess Luna.

UFP 59 Top Dumb: Rainbow Dash is finale accepted into the Mildly Effective Flight Team academy-much to Spitfire's annoyance-where she is forced to compete for attention with Lightning Dust, a very slow, odd, and possibly mentally retarded pegasus who is somehow still more competent than Rainbow.

-> '''Applejack:''' Do I have to?\\
'''Spike:''' Yes! And you can lose the attitude.\\

UFP 62 Discord And Me: Fluttershy is tasked by Celestia to reform Discord for no freaking reason! There Discord has to put up with Fluttershy's very ineffective "methods" of reforming him, until he gives up and says he's reformed just to get the episode over with.

UFP 64 The Hip Hop Happening: It is up to Twilight and the rest of The Mane Six to impress The Pony Games inspector enough, so that she agrees to have The Pony Games hosted in The Crystal Kingdom, and for some reason, they thinks this means rapping all of their dialogue for the episode. Unfortunately, they accidentally not only pick up the wrong pony, but somehow get a pony [[spoiler: who's not even real.]] Though luckily the actual inspector lets them host the game in The Crystal Kingdom anyway, because it's either that or host them in Ponyville, a FateWorseThanDeath.

UFP 65 The Longest Recap: Twilight wakes up in a really weird place. Confused, she desperately calls for anyone to help, at which point Celestia shows up to explain what has happened to her.... starting by recapping every episode of the series up until that point, much to Twilight's annoyance. It is eventually revealed that Twilight was killed by her friends in a fit of rage, after her misuse of magic almost ruined their lives and she refused to apologize after they got mad, saying "What are you going to do, kill me!?". After learning she is dead, Twilight convinces Celestia to revive her, at which point she is brought back as an Alicorn Princess and her and her friends make up and call it a day.

''UFP 1: The Canon Has Misfired'': By sheer coincidence, magical protegee Twilight Sparkle is reading the one book with valuable information of the coming end of the world, later that night. She thinks that ''might be bad'' and goes to fetch her slave/adopted son Spike to aid in the endeavor, against Princess Celestia's nondescript orders to stay and attend her tea party. Soon arriving in Ponyville to start her crusade to save the world and encountering the mob, Twilight gets a little sidetracked after an annoying rainbow-maned pony messes her hair up. Twilight swears revenge and, despite Spike's best efforts to keep her on track, completely forgets about that whole end of the world thing.

''UFP 2: Fillen' Dem Plot Holes, Bro!'': After a brief recap of the last episode, in which the dreaded gravelly-voiced Nightmoon Mare made her dreaded return, after a thousand years of planning, announced her revenge... then ran away, Twilight forms a ragtag alliance with the five craziest and most annoying ponies in Ponyville to stop Nightmoon Mare before she can take over the world. After their harrowing journey and saving the day, Twilight is rewarded with... banishment to Ponyville for missing Celestia's tea party.

''UFP 5: Everybody Hates Gilda'': Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie manage to bond with each other over pranking other ponies, until Pinkie pulls a harmless and simple prank on Rainbow, causing the latter to run away crying. She just finds a newly arrived British griffon to make Pinkie jealous.

UFP 11 Random Eye Magic: Spike wakes up from a dream, only to inform Twilight that ''she'' is actually the one dreaming, leading to her waking. Afterwards, she goes to help out with The Winter Wrap Up, which is going poorly, to say the least. Mostly because most of the town is not actually pitching in, due to no one willing to pay them. Twilight manages to fix this problem by lying about paying them. [[spoiler: [[DreamWithinADream Then Twilight wakes up again.]]]]

UFP 12 Out With The Old Characters: After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and finding out that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Applebloom sets out to find some new friends. And just maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn, Sweetie Belle, and a pegasus that can only speak in scatting, Scootaloo. They then decide to form their own club.

UFP 13 Rocks, Clocks, And Two Stupid ponies: Applejack and Rainbow Dash enter a race to settle which is batter: A hat or a pair of wings. It! Is! On! Also Twilight's there and so are Pinkie Pie and Spike, as is Princess Celestia. [[spoiler: Twilight wins by just using her magic to teleport across the finish line.]]

UFP 16 Shameless Self Reference: Rainbow Dash accidentally destroys Twilight's library while practicing flying for the upcoming junior league flight competition and makes fun of them for not being able to do anything about it as she leaves for the competition, leading to Twilight and the others-sans Fluttershy-plotting to get back at her and Twilight using a spell to give Rarity wings, hoping to show up the annoying pegasus.

UFP 17 Chickens! Run!: After Sweetie Belle's band reunion leaves Rarity's home in complete disrepair, the newly formed Cutie Mark Crusaders must find a new place to host their meeting. Which, unfortunately for Fluttershy, is a responsibility that falls upon her.

UFP 25 Stay Tuned: Pinkie Pie, a gritty, loose cannon detective, is assigned Gummy, a by-the-book psychic alligator as her partner. Together, they have to investigate the criminal activities of the Apple Family. Can they successfully conduct their investigation in this FilmNoir parody where the Apple Family conspires with every other pony in Ponyville?

Just before the video ends in TheStinger, Celestia calls Twilight to the war room with grave news: Tirek, a centaur from [[WebVideo/ScootertrixTheAbridged a land very similar to our own]], [[SelfDeprecation but only with smarter jokes, better continuity, and a consistent upload schedule]], is here to steal the power of our subscribers! They task Twilight to beat Tirek with the Elements of Harmony. Good thing they've been spending the entire season trying to find keys to open that dang box from the season opening. Wait a second... they didn't even spend five minutes looking for the dang things! Will they ever defeat Tirek? Can Wacarb break Scootertrix's subscriber count with UFP alone? Will Rainbow Dash ever gain the respect of her friends and foster parents? Most of these questions probably won't be answered whenever Wacarb comes off of hiatus.

UFP 1 The Canon has Misfired: By sheer coincidence, magical protegee Twilight Sparkle is reading the one book with valuable information of the coming end of the world, later that night. She thinks that might be bad and goes to fetch her slave/adopted son Spike to aid in the en devour, against Princess Celestia's direct orders to stay and attend her tea party. Soon arriving in Ponyville to start her crusade to save the world.. only to get a little side tracked after an annoying rainbow haired pony messes her hair up, leading to Twilight swearing revenge and despite Spike's best efforts to keep her on track, completely forgetting about that whole end of the world thing.

UFP 2 Fillen' Dem Plot Holes, Bro: After the dread gravelly voiced Nightmoon Mare makes her dreaded return, after a thousand years of planning, she comes to take her revenge... then runs away. Afterwards, Twilight forms a ragtag alliance with the five craziest and most annoying ponies in Ponyville to stop Nightmoon Mare before she can take over the world. After harrowing journey and saving the day, Twilight is rewarded with... banishment to Ponyville for missing Celestia's tea party.

UFP 3 Now With A Sound Effect: After their journey last episode, Twilight is sent a letter from Celestia, explaining that since Luna has come back, she had the gall to expect that Celestia would find her a place to live. The envelope also contains passes into the castle, so she and friend can be used as free labor to clean out the basement. Oh, and they also double as tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala. Much to Twilight's annoyance her "friends" ignore the first part and try to get her to take them to the Gala.

UFP 4 Mob Wars: A herd of cows have come to wage war on the Apple family, who defiantly aren't the Irish Mafia using apple farming as a front. It falls up to Applejack, to prepare for a counterattack. [[spoiler: Luckily, Twilight accidentally poisoned the apples.]]

UFP 5 Everybody Hates Gilda: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie manage to bind with each other over pranking other ponies, until Pinkie pulls a harmless and simple prank on Rainbow, causing the latter run away crying and finding a new friend in a newly arrived British griffon to make Pinkie jealous.

UFP 6 Hippocratic Oafs: A new pony arrives in Ponyville who, like Twilight, is a loner who values magic over friends, but unlike Twilight and certain canon pony, she is very nice and humble. Also, unlike Twilight, she is treated resentment by the same ponies who through a party for the last new unicorn to not want friends and dub her "Blue Twilight". Confused and irritated by the different receptions the both of them received, "Purple Twilight" leaves saying she hopes a giant bear eats all of them. Unfortunately, a giant bear does come to eat them and Twilight reluctantly helps.

UFP 7 Pega Please!: The Mane Six have a problem on their hooves, when a sleeping dragon accidentally causes a smoke cloud to envelope Ponyville and it is up to our heroines to reason with and/or kill him. On their way there, Fluttershy's crippling shyness manages to almost cripple their journey, but her being their pays off when the dragon makes the mistake of [[BerserkButton making a racist comment about her]] which enrages her and leads to the episode ending... somehow.

UFP 8 A Library with No Twilight: Rarity and Applejack reluctantly have to put up with each other, after a rainstorm and the show's perverted narrator Phil forces them into taking shelter at the apparently abandoned library.

UFP 9 Funk Master Z: Twilight and Spike are taking a walk across Ponyville, happy that they had gone an entire episode without any racism whatsoever last week, leading Twilight to thinking their just may be some hope for this town. Than she finds out her friends are hiding from a rapping zebra because she is different from them. The ponies end up cursed afterwards.

UFP 2 Fellin them Plot Holes, Bro: After the dread gravelly voiced Nightmoon Mare makes her dreaded return, after a thousand years of planning, she comes to take her revenge.. then runs away. Afterwards, Twilight forms rag tag alliance with the five craziest and most annoying ponies in Ponyville to stop Nightmoon Mare before she can take over the world. After harrowing journey and saving the day, Twilight is rewarded with... banishment to Ponyville for missing Celestia's tea party.

UFP 3 Now with Sound Effects: After their journey last episode, Twilight is sent a letter from Celestia, explaining that since Luna has come back, she had had the gall to expect that Celestia finds her a place to live and the envelope also contains passes into the castle, so she and friend can be used as free labor to clean out the basement. Oh, and they also double as tickets to The Grand Galloping Gala. Much to Twilight's annoyance her "friends" ignore thee first part and try to get her to take them to the Gala.

UFP 4 Mob Wars: A herd of cows have come to wage war on the Apple family, who defiantly aren't the Irish Mafia using apple farming as a front. It falls up to Applejack, to prepare for a counterattack. [[spoiler: Luckily Twilight accidentally poisoned the apples.]]

UFP 5 Everybody Hates Gilda: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie manage to bound with each other over pranking other ponies, until Pinkie pulls a harmless and simple prank on Rainbow, causing the latter run away crying and finding a new friend in a newly arrived British griffon to make Pinkie jealous.

UFP 6 Hippocratic Oath: A new pony arrives in Ponyville who like Twilight is a loner who values magic over friends, but unlike Twilight and certain canon pony, she is very nice and humble. Also, unlike Twilight, she is treated resentment by the same ponies who through a party for the last new unicorn to not want friends and dub her "Blue Twilight". Confused and irritated by the different receptions the both of them received, "Purple Twilight" leaves saying she hopes a giant bear eats all of them. Unfortunately, a giant bear does come to eat them and Twilight reluctantly helps.

UFP 7 Pega Please: The Mane Six have a problem on their hooves, when a sleeping dragon accidentally causes a smoke cloud to envelope Ponyville and it is up to our heroines to reason with and/or kill him. On their way there, Fluttershy's crippling shyness manages to almost cripple their journey, but her being their pays off when the dragon makes the mistake of [[BerserkButton making a racist comment about her]] which enrages her and leads to the episode ending... somehow.

UFP 9 Funk Master Z: Twilight is and Spike are taking a walk across Ponyville, happy that they had gone an entire episode without any racism what so ever last week, leading Twilight to thinking their just may be some hope for this town. Than she finds out her friends are hiding from a rapping zebra, because she is different from them and the ponies end up cursed afterwards.

UFP 10 One Joke to Rule Them All: Due to her failure to make friends in Ponyville, Twilight has resort to asking Spike for advise on how to get closer to her "friends"... despite the fact that he has not really had any extended interaction with them. After a brief debate, they settle on Twilight trying to thank of a joke, at which point she thinks of [[TitleDrop The One Joke to Rule Them All]]; [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft Talk about eye candy.]]]] Also, Fluttershy finds some cute bug things in the woods, that her friends quickly claim without her permission.

UFP 11 Random Eye Magic: Spike wakes up from a dream, only to inform Twilight that ''she'' is actually the one dreaming, leading to her waking. Afterwards, she goes to help out with The Winter Wrap Up, which is going badly. Mostly because most of the town is not actually pitching in, do to no one willing to pay them and a problem Twilight manages to fix by lying about paying them. [[spoiler: [[DreamWithinADream and then Twilight wakes up again.]]]]

UFP 12 Out with The Old Character: After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and finding out that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Applebloom sets out to find some new friends. And just maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn, Sweetie Belle, and a pegasus that can only speak in scatting, Scootaloo. They then decide to form their own club.

UFP 13 Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid ponies: Applejack and Rainbow Dash enter a race to settle which is batter: A hat or a pair of wings. It! Is! On! Also Twilight's there and so are Pinkie Pie and Spike, as is Princess Celestia. [[spoiler: Twilight wins by just using her magic to teleport.]]

UFP 14 Little Miss Montage: Rarity prepares for an upcoming fashion show, while having to design dresses for her friends, for the upcoming gala. This eventually leads to her having an emotional breakdown. Also, she accidentally shows the other ponies her private collection BDSM gear.

UFP 15 Ponynet Fights!: Twilight is informed of Pinkie's alleged physic abilities, and comes to a horrifying realization: Someone's wrong on the pony net! As the self-proclaimed smartest and most rational pony in town, it is up to her to obsessively stock Pinkie and prove her wrong, so everyone will believe in and have the exact same opinions as her.

UFP 17 Chickens! Run: After Sweetie Belle's band reunion leaves Rarity's home in complete disrepair, the newly formed Cutie Mark Crusaders must find a new place to host their meeting. Which unfortunately for Fluttershy, is a responsibility that falls upon her.

UFP 18 Gelatin Swing-set: After Celestia finally pays Luna's ransom to The CMC, and they awarded for their successful kidnapping plan.. with two bits, which Applejack uses to buy them a beat up tree house to use for their club. Afterwards, they enter a talent show at the school in hopes of winning the grand prize: A Gelatin Swing-set! And no, they don't explain how that works.

UFP 21 The Butts Family: The Mane Six are charged with the very delicate task of negotiating peace between the tribe of Buffalo and the ponies Applelosa without offending the Buffalo... A task they are not at all cut out for. [[spoiler: [[NestedStoryReveal Which turns out to be a "ghost story" Pinkie Pie is telling on the train.]]]]

UFP 23 Making Babies: Twilight informs The CMC of disgusting methods used to make babies now that sex is no longer a feasible means of reproduction due to the lack of males and the fact that it is icky and painful. Cue the girls accidentally using these methods to turn Twilight into a filly and then, purposely using it on the other members of The Mane Six. Antics ensue.

UFP 27 The Penny And Clyde Show: Bizarre magical occurrences are reeking havoc in Ponyville and even worse, Discord has stolen Princess Celestia's tea cups! Now, it is up to Twilight and her friends to stop him.

UFP 28 How To Control Freaks: After they were defeated in a matter of seconds, Discord has revered the vices of Twilight's friends, while somehow making them even more annoying. Now it is up to Twilight to set everything right and find those tea cups! Also, save the world.

-> '''Twilight:''' Motherf**ker, those rotten (bleep), I'm going to (bleep) (bleep), right where Celestia doesn't shine.

UFP 31 Sister Angst: Rarity and Sweetie Belle get into a big fight. After the latter complains that Rarity is not doing anything she wants to do, in favor of more important things Rarity has to do, she claims that because she is cute everyone will take her side and goes to join The Apple Family until Rarity realizes that Sweetie really is that cute.

UFP 34 The Cheesen One: Rainbow Dash takes a vacation from her job of being the village idiot/town scapegoat and inadvertently ends of becoming a hero to the town... before being replaced by a new hero and left to return to her old job.

UFP 35 Saying Words

UFP 50 C.S.Pie: For the first time, UFP tries to make a family-friendly, reasonable moral: Don't touch my food! Once someone immediately breaks it and eats Pinkie's enormous cake, she and Twilight have to find their cake-consuming culprit. Since Twilight's a huge party pooper, she won't let Pinkie take the easy solution of arresting everyone on the train, meaning they have to resort to such tactics like deductive reasoning.

UFP 55 I Am Pinkie

UFP 69 Rainbow V Daring: Rainbow Dash leans that Daring Do looks and acts exactly like her and comes to the only logical conclusion: Daring Do stole her soul!!!! This is made even worse, when Twilight says Rainbow must slay her to save herself, or else Twilight will kill herself for living in a world where two Rainbow Dash's exist. Twilight: Would you want to live like that! Rainbow: No, I guess not.

UFP 73 Bummer In The City: Rarity takes her friends to Manehatten, while she is entering a big fashion show, only for her dresses to get stolen by a rival designer.

UFP 75 This One Time At Flight Camp: Rainbow Dash tries to get her "parents" attention, only to learn that she now has a rival for their affection.. well Soaren's affection at least.

UFP 81 The Wee Free Breezies: Fluttershy is visited by a group of strange invisible fairies, who have mistaken her for their god.. or she's just delusional like her friends think.

--> '''Rarity:''' ''[in the opening]'' Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie....

--> '''Pinkie:''' Diplomacy? Is that where you gut a fish and strap it to a rocket?\\

--> Twilight: Motherf**ker, those rotten (bleep), I'm going to (bleep) (bleep), right where Celestia doesn't shine.

UFP 59 Top Dumb: Rainbow Dash is finale accepted into the Mildly Effective Flight Team academy-much to Spitfire's annoyance-where she is forced to compete for attention with Lightning Dust, a very slow, odd, and possibly mentally retarded pegasus, who is somehow still more competent than Rainbow.

--> '''Applejack:''' Do I have to?\\

UFP 67 More Weeds:

UFP 53 Smokey And The Crystals: In a fit of intolerable boredom, Celestia banishes Twilight again, this time to the Crystal Empire. However, the Empire turns out to be besieged by a big black stallion who smokes crystals... or something like that.

UFP 72 Batshy Crazy: Fluttershy is turned into a bat-pony, after some kinky time with Discord and it's up to her friends to turn her back to normal. Or not.

UFP 74 But We're Cousins

UFP 75 This One Time At Flight Camp: Rainbow Dash tries to get her "parents" attention, only to learn that she now has a rival for their affection.. well Soren's affection at least.

UFP 76 Johnson: Twilight and Candice finale get a nice relaxing day alone together.. before Discord crashes the party, saying that he's all blue do to his missing friend, Johnson.

UFP 78 Keep It Clean: Rarity is nominated as the guide to escort the upcoming health inspector and prove to him, against all odds, that Ponyville is safe. To do this, she has come up with brilliant plan; she's going sleep with. Unfortunately, he's more into Applejack.

UFP 79 The Song Stress

UFP 80 On Your Mark:

UFP 82 Big Sister Is Watching

UFP 84 Sweetie Dreams:

UFP 85 Communion Whine

UFP 87 What Is The Deal: Twilight is put in charge of hosting the swap-meet in Rainbow Falls on her one day off and asks that her friends don't make things even harder for her, only for Pinkie to do just that, while the others go and mess around. Oh, and Rarity is played by a deranged honey-badger that makes random sound effects in this episode.

UFP 88 Creationism: Rarity is depressed because she can't think of anything to create and Spike attempts to cheer her up by giving her a book that probably maybe isn't cursed, much to owloishes' charging.

UFP 8 A Library with No Twilight: Rarity and Applejack reluctantly have to put up with each other, after a rainstorm and the shows perverted narrator Phil forces them into taking shelter at the apparently abandoned library.

UFP 10 One Joke to Rule Them All: Due to her failure to make friends in Ponyville, Twilight has resort to asking Spike for advise on how to get closer to her "friends".. despite the fact that he has not really had any extended interaction with them. After a brief debate, they settle on Twilight trying to thank of a joke, at which point she thinks of [[TitleDrop The One Joke to Rule Them All]]; [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft Talk about eye candy.]]]] Also, Fluttershy finds some cute bug things in the woods, that her friends quickly claim without her permission.

UFP 12 Out with The Old Character: After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and finding out that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Applebloom sets out to find some new friends. And just maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn and pegasus that can only speak in scatting and communicate do to subtitles that appear when she "scats". They then decide to form their own club.

UFP 15 Ponynet Fights!: Twilight is informed of Pinkie's alleged physic abilities, and comes to are horrifying realization: Someone's wrong on the pony net! and as the self-proclaimed smartest and most rational pony in town, it is up to her to obsessively stock Pinkie and prove her wrong, so everyone will believe in and have the exact same opinions as her.

UFP 19 The David Bowie Drinking Game: Rarity is captured by three Diamond Dogs, that are all named David Bowie who want to use her free labor, but (much to her disappointment) without harming, and it is up to her friends to save her. Also, the audience has to take a shot every time someone makes a reference to one of David Bowie's songs or says his name.
--> (In the opening) '''Rarity:''' Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie....

UFP 20 Copy Wrong: Rarity becomes jealous, after Fluttershy "steals" her success. Also, Wacarb is [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown brutally assaulted]] by [[TakeThat You Tube's Copyright Police.]]

--> '''Pinkie:''' Diplomacy? Is that where you gut a fish and strap it to a rocket?
--> '''Chief Thunderbut:''' No, that's... well I don't even no what that is.

UFP 22 To Kill A Firebird: When a tribe of buffalo attack the train The Mane Six were riding and accidentally take Spike, the gang go to a frontier town where Applejack's brother lives and are put in charge of finding a peacefully solution to stop a war between the town and the tribe. Before promptly realizing how screwed they are.

UFP 23 Making Babies: Twilight informs The CMC of disgusting methods used to make babies.. now that sex is no longer a feasible means of reproduction do to the lack of males and the fact that it icky and painful. Cue the girls accidentally using these methods to turn Twilight into a filly and then, purposely using it on the other members of The Mane Six. Antics ensue.

UFP 24 Edgar Allan Poen: A recap of "Owl's Well and End Well", in form of an Edgar Allan Poe poem. Seriously, that's the whole episode.

UFP 25 Stay Tuned: Pinkie Pie plays a hard boiled detective and reformed criminal, in UFP's first FilmNoir parody.

UFP 26 The Longest Episode/At The Gala Song Parody: The ponies arrive at The Grand Galloping Gala, where they hope to have good time, but don't. Also, their's a full length song that had to be cut for legal reasons and posted as a separate video.

UFP 28 How To Control Freaks: After they were defeated in a matter of seconds, Discord has revered the vices of Twilight's friends, while some how making them more annoying. Now it is up to Twilight to set everything right and find those tea cups! Also, save the world.

UFP 29 Purple Party Pooper: It is Twilight's birthday and her friends told her they would come help her celebrate, causing to be so uncharacteristically happy, she sings about what a great day this is... Until Spike informs her, her friends aren't going to make it. Twilight: Motherf**ker, those rotten (bleep), I'm going to (bleep) (bleep), right where Celestia doesn't shine.

UFP 31 Sister Angst: Rarity and Sweetie Belle get into a big fight, after the latter complains that Rarity is not doing anything she wants to do, in favor of more important things Rarity has to do and claims that because she is cute everyone will take her side and goes to join The Apple Family until Rarity realizes that Sweetie really is that cute.

UFP 39 Pinkie's Day In: Pinkie "finds" to infant to claim as her own, forcing Mr. and Mrs. Cake to search for their real parents, while Pinkie is left to take care of them.

UFP 41 Faith To Faith:

UFP 44 So Random!:

UFP 45 All A Boot Shy::

UFP 46 Time: Twilight is visited by someone that claims to be her from the future (though whether she actually is her from the future is debatable) and has a shocking revelation: herself from the future is an annoying jerk!

UFP 47 How Not To Train Your Dragon

UFP 48 Forgettershy

UFP 50 C.S.Pie

UFP 53 Smokey And The Crystals

UFP 57 Stranger Than Fan Fiction: The normal writers of Ultra Fast Pony go on strike, after Twilight says the writing is worse than being stabbed through the anus with a rusty aids knife-apparently this was meant as complement as their writings usually a lot worse-and in desperation the team find a new writer, who's willing to work for free in exchange for being in the episode. Cue every negative fan fiction stereotype ever, as the episode turns out to be the self insert fanfic of "Yellow Twilight", Blue Twilight's awesome, talented, and extremely sexy twin sister.

UFP 59 Top Dumb: Rainbow Dash is finale accepted into the Mildly Effective Flight Team academy-much to Spitfire's annoyance-where she is forced to compete for attention with Lightning Dust, a very slow and odd pegasus, who somehow is still more confident then herself.

UFP 60 Hail To The Queen

UFP 61 Wolfenspike 3D: Applejack accidentally saves Spike's life, while trying to kill some German Timberwolves she hated. Much to her charging, Spike reveals that whoever saves his life is automatically his new mother! Applejack: Do I have to? Spike: Yes! and you can lose the attitude. Applejack: fine.

UFP 66 Weeds: After becoming an Alicorn Princess, Twilight soaks over the fact that despite being a princess now, her life is no more exciting and the season so far hasn't offered any opportunity for them to really up the ante in terms of adventure that she feels they should after a major change like that. But luckily the adventure has only just begun, as after facing potentially world shaking threat in previous season openers, she now must face a new threat: There are big black weeds everywhere... and that's about it. Also, she shoot Rainbow Dash dead out of frustration.

UFP 7 Pega Please: The Mane Six have a problem on their hooves, when a sleeping dragon accidentally causes a smoke cloud to envelope Ponyville and it is up to our heroines to reason with and/or kill him. On their way there, Fluttershy's crippling shyness manages to almost cripple their journey, but her being their pays off when the dragon makes the mistake of [[BeserkButton making a racist comment about her]] which enrages her and leads to the episode ending... somehow.

UFP 10 One Joke to Rule Them All: Due to her failure to make friends in Ponyville, Twilight has resort to asking Spike for advise on how to get closer to her "friends".. despite the fact that he has not really had any extended interaction with them. After a brief debate, they settle on Twilight trying to thank of a joke, at which point she thinks of [[TitleDrop The One Joke to Rule Them All]]; [[spoiler: [[WebVideo/FrinedshipIsWitchcraft Talk about eye candy.]]]] Also, Fluttershy finds some cute bug things in the woods, that her friends quickly claim without her permission.

UFP 11 Random Eye Magic: Spike wakes up from a dream, only to inform Twilight that ''she'' is actually the one dreaming, leading to her waking. Afterwards, she goes to help out with The Winter Wrap Up, which is going badly. Mostly because most of the town is not actually pitching in, do to no one willing to pay them and a problem Twilight manages to fix by lying about paying them. [[spoiler: [[DreamInsideOfADream and then Twilight wakes up again.]]]]

UFP 20 Copy Wrong: Rarity becomes jealous, after Fluttershy "steals" her success. Also, Wacarb is [[NoHoldBarredBeatdown brutally assaulted]] by [[TakeThat You Tube's Copyright Police.]]

UFP 28 How To Control Freaks: After they were defeated in a matter of seconds, Discord has revered the vices of Twilight's friends, while some how making them more annoying.

UFP 33 The Pet Games

UFP 34 The Cheesen One

UFP 36 For Glorious Mother Equestria!

UFP 37 The Best Episode Ever

UFP 38 Granny Smith Is Mean

UFP 41 Faith To Faith

UFP 44 So Random!

UFP 45 All A Boot Shy:

UFP 64 The Hip Hop Happening:

UFP 66 Weeds

UFP 67 More Weeds

UFP 4 Mob Wars: A herd of cows have come to wage war on the Apple family, who defiantly aren't the Irish Mafia using apple farming as a front. It falls up to Applejack, to prepare for a counterattack.

UFP 5 Everybody Hates Gilda: Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie manage to bound with each other over pranking other ponies, until Pinkie pulls a harmless and simple prank on Rainbow, causing the latter run away crying and finding a new friend in a newly arrived British griffon to make Pinkie jealous.

UFP 7 Pega Please: The Mane Six have a problem on their hooves, when a sleeping dragon accidentally causes a smoke cloud to envelope Ponyville and it is up to our heroines to reason with and/or kill him.

UFP 8 A Library with No Twilight: Rarity and Applejack reluctantly have to put up with each other, after a rainstorm forces them into taking shelter at the apparently abandoned library.

UFP 9 Funk Master Z: Twilight is and Spike are taking a walk across Ponyville, happy that they had gone an entire episode without any racism what so ever last week, leading Twilight to thinking their just may be some hope for this town. Than she finds out her friends are hiding from a rapping zebra, because she is different from them.

UFP 10 One Joke to Rule Them All: Due to her failure to make friends in Ponyville, Twilight has resort to asking Spike for advise on how to get closer to her "friends".. despite the fact that he has not really had any extended interaction with them. After a brief debate, they settle on Twilight trying to thank of a joke, at which point she thinks of [[TitleDrop The One Joke to Rule Them All]]. Also, Fluttershy finds some cute bug things in the woods, that her friends quickly claim without her permission.

UFP 11 Random Eye Magic: Spike wakes up from a dream, only to inform Twilight that ''she'' is actually the one dreaming, leading to her waking. Afterwards, she goes to help out with The Winter Wrap Up, which is going badly. Mostly because most of the town is not actually pitching, do to no willing to pay them.

UFP 12 Out with The Old Character: After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and finding out that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Applebloom sets out to find some new friends. And maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn and pegasus that can only speak in scatting and communicate do to subtitles that appear when she "scats". They then decide to form their own club.

UFP 13 Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid ponies: Applejack and Rainbow Dash enter a race to settle which is batter: A hat or a pair of wings. It! Is! On! Also Twilight's there and so are Pinkie Pie and Spike, as as Princess Celestia.

UFP 14 Little Miss Montage: Rarity prepares for an upcoming fashion show, while having to design dresses for her friends, for the upcoming gala. This eventually leads to her having an emotional breakdown. Also, she accidentally shows the other ponies her private collection...

UFP 16 Shameless Self Reference: Rainbow Dash accidentally destroys Twilight's library while practicing flying for the upcoming junior league flight competition and makes fun of them for not being able to do anything about it as she leaves for the competition, leading to Twilight and the others-sans Fluttershy-plotting to get back at each other and Twilight using a spell to give Rarity wings, hoping to show up the annoying pegasus.

UFP 17 Chickens! Run: After Sweetie Belle's band reunion leaves Rarity's home in complete disrepair, the newly formed Cutie Mark Crusaders must find a new place to host their meeting. Which unfortunately for Fluttershy, is a responsibility that falls to her.

UFP 18 Gelatin Swing-set: After Celestia finale pays Luna's ransom to The CMC, they awarded for them successful kidnapping plan.. with two bits, which Applejack uses to buy them a beat up tree house to use for their club. Afterwards, they enter a talent show at the school in hopes of winning the grand prize: A Gelatin Swing-set! And no, they don't explain how that works.

UFP 19 The David Bowie Drinking Game: Rarity is captured by three Diamond Dogs, that are all named David Bowie and it is up to her friends to save her. Also, the audience has to take a shot every time someone makes a reference to one of David Bowie's songs or says his name. (In the opening) Rarity: Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie....

UFP 20 Copy Wrong:

UFP 21 The Butts Family:

UFP 25 Stay Tuned:

UFP 26 The Longest Episode/At The Gala Song Parody:

UFP 30 Utter Lunacy

UFP 31 Sister Angst

UFP 32 Winning:

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UFP 13 Rocks, Clocks, and Two Stupid ponies:

UFP 14 Little Miss Montage:

UFP 17 Chickens! Run:

UFP 10 One Joke to Rule Them All:

UFP 11 Random Eye Magic:

UFP 12 Out with The Old Character: After being made fun of for not having any friends or a Cutie Mark, and that her only friend Twist is actually a delusion, Applebloom sets out to find some new friends. And maybe, get to the whole Cutie Mark thing. Afterwards she meets a gravelly voiced hellion unicorn and pegasus that can only speak in scatting and communicate do to subtitles that appear when she "scats". They then decide to form their own club.

UFP 10 One Joke to Rule Them All :

UFP 71 Saturday Morning Ponies: The Power Ponies!!!! use the magic of friendship and Celestia brand cigarettes to battle a super-villain.

UFP 73 Bummer In The City

UFP 75 This One Time At Flight Camp

UFP 77 Hell Cheeses Over

UFP 80 On Your Mark

UFP 83: Maud For Your Money

UFP 84 Sweetie Dreams

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