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* VomitDiscretionShot: The Cheat pukes in the dryer after Strong Bad closes the door on him.
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* VomitDiscretionShot: The Cheat pukes in the dryer after Strong Bad closes the door on him.him, although some of The Cheat's puke can be seen seeping out of it.
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* PatheticallyWeak: Strong Bad can't even do a single push-up.
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Buck Webb ("You sound like one of those boring soap-opera comic strips from the quote-unquote 'funny' pages") writes in to ask if Strong Bad can do something "extra special cool" to impress his new "lady fan", who doesn't like Strong Bad that much. Despite Strong Bad being convinced that he might do too good a job at impressing Buck's lady fan (complete with a fantasy sequence in the style of aforesaid "boring soap-opera comic strips"), "when people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say."
Strong Bad first heads to the gymnasium and attempts to do one-handed push-ups, but when that doesn't pan out he goes for fifty of the regular kind ("Real men play two-handed push ups!") Unfortunately, Strong Bad can't even manage one regular push-up, and Homestar shows up dressed like an aerobics instructor to help Strong Bad "twees it out".
Strong Bad first heads to the gymnasium and attempts to do one-handed push-ups, but when that doesn't pan out he goes for fifty of the regular kind ("Real men play two-handed push ups!") Unfortunately, Strong Bad can't even manage one regular push-up, and Homestar shows up dressed like an aerobics instructor to help Strong Bad "twees it out".
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Buck Webb ("You sound like one of those boring soap-opera comic strips from the quote-unquote 'funny' pages") writes in to ask if Strong Bad if he can do something "extra special cool" to impress his new "lady fan", who doesn't like Strong Bad that much. Despite Strong Bad being convinced that he might do too good a job at impressing Buck's lady fan (complete with a fantasy sequence in the style of aforesaid "boring soap-opera comic strips"), "when people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say."
Strong Bad first heads to the gymnasium and attempts to do one-handed push-ups, but when that doesn't pan out he goes for fifty of the regular kind ("Real men play two-handed push ups!") Unfortunately, Strong Bad can't even manage one regular push-up,and prompting Homestar shows to show up dressed like an aerobics instructor to help Strong Bad "twees it out".
Strong Bad first heads to the gymnasium and attempts to do one-handed push-ups, but when that doesn't pan out he goes for fifty of the regular kind ("Real men play two-handed push ups!") Unfortunately, Strong Bad can't even manage one regular push-up,
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'''Homestar:''' Your buttweessimo! (''shakes his butt at Strong Bad, who averts his gaze'') We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Shiek!
Strong Bad next tries to show off "a cute, fluffy The Cheat straight from the dryer". Unfortunately, Strong Bad gets shocked from the copious amount of static electricity, and going through the tumble dry has made the Cheat sea-sick.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\
Strong Bad next tries to show off "a cute, fluffy The Cheat straight from the dryer". Unfortunately, Strong Bad gets shocked from the copious amount of static electricity, and going through the tumble dry has made the Cheat sea-sick.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\
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'''Homestar:''' Your buttweessimo! (''shakes his butt at Strong Bad, who averts his gaze'') We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Shiek!
Shiek! Just six more now! Eight and four! Shake it freely, twees it out!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go ahead and need you to '''never''' say "twees it out" ever again.
Strong Bad next tries to show off "a cute, fluffy The Cheat straight from the dryer". Unfortunately, Strong Bad gets shocked from the copious amount of staticelectricity, electricity in his little buddy's fur, and what's worse, going through the tumble dry has made the Cheat sea-sick.
->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\ (''a small drop of vomit leaks out of the door'')\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Yeah, cool. I'm gonna go ahead and need you to '''never''' say "twees it out" ever again.
Strong Bad next tries to show off "a cute, fluffy The Cheat straight from the dryer". Unfortunately, Strong Bad gets shocked from the copious amount of static
->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.
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'''Buck Webb:''' Tight, Strong Bad, real tight.\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!\\
(''Cut to a panel of the Paper emerging from a dot-matrix printer, with the caption "PREEOW!".'')
'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!\\
(''Cut to a panel of the Paper emerging from a dot-matrix printer, with the caption "PREEOW!".'')
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'''Buck Webb:''' Tight, Strong Bad, real tight.\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!\\
(''Cut to a panel of the Paper emerging from a dot-matrix printer, with the caption "PREEOW!".'')
'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!\\
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->'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!
->(''Cut to a panel of the Paper emerging from a dot-matrix printer, with the caption "PREEOW!". The Paper's noise is heard'')
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->'''Strong Bad:''' (''rhythmically, like a rope-skipping rhyme'') How many emails can you check? Five. Twelve. Seven. Shut up.
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'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!
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'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!
stance!\\
(''Cut to a panel of the Paper emerging from a dot-matrix printer, with the caption "PREEOW!".'')
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* VomitDiscretionShot: The Cheat pukes in the dryer after Strong Bad closes the door on him.
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* VomitDiscretionShot: The Cheat pukes in the dryer after Strong Bad closes the door on him.him.
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* EpicFail: Strong Bad is so out of shape he can't even do two-handed push-ups, let alone one-handed ones. The scoreboard in the background mocks him by going into negative numbers (first -1, then -51).
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* EpicFail: Strong Bad is so out of shape he can't even do two-handed push-ups, let alone one-handed ones. [[SnarkyInanimateObject The scoreboard in the background mocks him him]] by going into negative numbers (first -1, then -51).
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* NeverSayThatAgain: "I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say 'twees it out' ever again."
* RunningGag: Homestar barging in and acting like an aerobics instructor.
* RunningGag: Homestar barging in and acting like an aerobics instructor.
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* NeverSayThatAgain: Strong Bad tells Homestar "I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say 'twees it out' ever again."
* RunningGag: Homestar keeps barging in and acting like an aerobics instructor.
* RunningGag: Homestar keeps barging in and acting like an aerobics instructor.
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* UnusualEuphemism: "Twees", which is short for "buttweessimo".
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* UnusualEuphemism: "Twees", Homestar keeps referring to Strong Bad's "twees", which is short for "buttweessimo".
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' "Twees it out"?!\\
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\
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->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\
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-->'''Strong Bad:''' There you have it, Buck. Oh, wait... (''cut to a comic-strip style of Strong Bad talking to Buck Webb'') There you have it, Buck! If that floozy's not all up ons after that, you gotta drop her like a trig class, see??!!??!\\
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* BigWordShout: "What the lady fans really want is some '''[[MetalScream PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''" (see also: {{Pyromaniac}})
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* BigWordShout: "What the lady fans really want is some '''[[MetalScream PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''" (see also: {{Pyromaniac}})PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''"
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* IncendiaryExponent: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display, because he thinks that's something the ladies really like.
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* IncendiaryExponent: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display, because he thinks that's something the ladies really like. Marzipan is unamused.
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* RunningGag: Homestar's impression of an aerobics instructor.
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* RunningGag: Homestar's impression of Homestar barging in and acting like an aerobics instructor.
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** The "Buck Webb, Extraordinare" sequences are a parody of the "soap-opera comics" Strong Bad mentioned, like ''ComicStrip/MaryWorth'' and ''ComicStrip/RexMorganMD''. The random fact about sea turtles is a nod to ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''.
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** The "Buck Webb, Extraordinare" sequences are a parody of the "soap-opera comics" Strong Bad mentioned, like ''ComicStrip/MaryWorth'' and ''ComicStrip/RexMorganMD''. The random fact about sea turtles is a nod to the animal and nature trivia provided by ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''.
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* GetOut: "Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"
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* GetOut: Strong Bad gets tired of Homestar's aerobics instructor impression, and tells him "Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"
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* IncendiaryExponent / {{Pyromaniac}}: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display, because he thinks that's something the ladies really like.
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* IncendiaryExponent / {{Pyromaniac}}: IncendiaryExponent: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display, because he thinks that's something the ladies really like.
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* BigWordShout: "What the lady fans really want is some '''[[MetalScream PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''"
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* BigWordShout: "What the lady fans really want is some '''[[MetalScream PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''"PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''" (see also: {{Pyromaniac}})
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* IncendiaryExponent: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display.
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* IncendiaryExponent: IncendiaryExponent / {{Pyromaniac}}: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display.display, because he thinks that's something the ladies really like.
-->'''Marzipan:''' Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees.
-->'''Marzipan:''' Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees.
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Strong Bad decides that "lady fans" like "crappy arts and crafts projects", but he quickly gets bored with Marzipan's attempt to make a centerpiece out of kitty litter, pie tins, and junk mail, and instead opts for some "'''''pyrotechnics!'''''" by setting the whole thing on fire with his BMW lighter, including Marizpan's hair and hot-glue gun ("Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees").
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Strong Bad decides that "lady fans" like "crappy arts and crafts projects", but he quickly gets bored with Marzipan's attempt to make a centerpiece out of kitty litter, pie tins, and junk mail, and instead mail. Instead, Strong Bad opts for some "'''''pyrotechnics!'''''" by setting the whole thing on fire with his BMW lighter, including Marizpan's hair and hot-glue gun ("Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees").
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* BigWordShout: "What the lady fans really want is some '''[[MetalScream PYROTECHNICS]]!!!'''"
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** Strong Bad calls Homestar "Wretched Simmons" at one point.
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** Strong Bad calls Homestar "Wretched Simmons" at one point.point, in reference to fitness guru Richard Simmons.
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'''Airdate:''' Monday, March 6, 2006
'''Sender:''' Buck Webb, Houston Tejas
Buck Webb ("You sound like one of those boring soap-opera comic strips from the quote-unquote 'funny' pages") writes in to ask if Strong Bad can do something "extra special cool" to impress his new "lady fan", who doesn't like Strong Bad that much. Despite Strong Bad being convinced that he might do too good a job at impressing Buck's lady fan (complete with a fantasy sequence in the style of aforesaid "boring soap-opera comic strips"), "when people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say."
Strong Bad first heads to the gymnasium and attempts to do one-handed push-ups, but when that doesn't pan out he goes for fifty of the regular kind ("Real men play two-handed push ups!") Unfortunately, Strong Bad can't even manage one regular push-up, and Homestar shows up dressed like an aerobics instructor to help Strong Bad "twees it out".
-->'''Strong Bad:''' "Twees it out"?!\\
'''Homestar:''' Your buttweessimo! (''shakes his butt at Strong Bad, who averts his gaze'') We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Shiek!
Strong Bad next tries to show off "a cute, fluffy The Cheat straight from the dryer". Unfortunately, Strong Bad gets shocked from the copious amount of static electricity, and going through the tumble dry has made the Cheat sea-sick.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' Back in the wash. Come on, come on! Twees it, twees it, zabaladoo!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons! I'm trying to get some girl to like some guy I don't know!
Strong Bad decides that "lady fans" like "crappy arts and crafts projects", but he quickly gets bored with Marzipan's attempt to make a centerpiece out of kitty litter, pie tins, and junk mail, and instead opts for some "'''''pyrotechnics!'''''" by setting the whole thing on fire with his BMW lighter, including Marizpan's hair and hot-glue gun ("Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees").
-->'''Strong Bad:''' There you have it, Buck. Oh, wait... (''cut to a comic-strip style of Strong Bad talking to Buck Webb'') There you have it, Buck! If that floozy's not all up ons after that, you gotta drop her like a trig class, see??!!??!\\
'''Buck Webb:''' Tight, Strong Bad, real tight.\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!
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*BrickJoke: Homestar starts using "twees" as a euphemism for Strong Bad's "buttweessimo". After Strong Bad sets fire to her arts and crafts projects, Marzipan calls him "a horse's twees".
*ContinuityNod: In [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE76Sibbie "sibbie"]] Strong Bad complained "I'm not here to fulfill your every freaking whim!" Here, Strong Bad remarks (in a somewhat ironic tone) that he's obligated by law to do whatever people ask of him in "stupid emails".
*EpicFail: Strong Bad is so out of shape he can't even do two-handed push-ups, let alone one-handed ones. The scoreboard in the background mocks him by going into negative numbers (first -1, then -51).
*GetOut: "Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"
*GoneHorriblyRight: Strong Bad imagines Buck's "lady fan" being impressed enough to leave him for Strong Bad.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' We both know who she's gonna choose, Buck. Is that what you want? But hey, you asked for it.
*GreenAroundTheGills: The Cheat turns green right before he pukes.
*IncendiaryExponent: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display.
*NeverSayThatAgain: "I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say 'twees it out' ever again."
*RunningGag: Homestar's impression of an aerobics instructor.
*ShoutOut:
** The "Buck Webb, Extraordinare" sequences are a parody of the "soap-opera comics" Strong Bad mentioned, like ''ComicStrip/MaryWorth'' and ''ComicStrip/RexMorganMD''. The random fact about sea turtles is a nod to ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''.
** [[Film/OfficeSpace "I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say 'twees it out' ever again"]].
** Strong Bad calls Homestar "Wretched Simmons" at one point.
* UnusualEuphemism: "Twees", which is short for "buttweessimo".
* VomitDiscretionShot: The Cheat pukes in the dryer after Strong Bad closes the door on him.
'''Sender:''' Buck Webb, Houston Tejas
Buck Webb ("You sound like one of those boring soap-opera comic strips from the quote-unquote 'funny' pages") writes in to ask if Strong Bad can do something "extra special cool" to impress his new "lady fan", who doesn't like Strong Bad that much. Despite Strong Bad being convinced that he might do too good a job at impressing Buck's lady fan (complete with a fantasy sequence in the style of aforesaid "boring soap-opera comic strips"), "when people send me stupid emails, I'm obligated by law to do what they say."
Strong Bad first heads to the gymnasium and attempts to do one-handed push-ups, but when that doesn't pan out he goes for fifty of the regular kind ("Real men play two-handed push ups!") Unfortunately, Strong Bad can't even manage one regular push-up, and Homestar shows up dressed like an aerobics instructor to help Strong Bad "twees it out".
-->'''Strong Bad:''' "Twees it out"?!\\
'''Homestar:''' Your buttweessimo! (''shakes his butt at Strong Bad, who averts his gaze'') We're gonna mold that twees into the Iron Shiek!
Strong Bad next tries to show off "a cute, fluffy The Cheat straight from the dryer". Unfortunately, Strong Bad gets shocked from the copious amount of static electricity, and going through the tumble dry has made the Cheat sea-sick.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Uh-oh, this is not looking extra-special cool (''slams the door on the Cheat, who vomits'') Don't worry, little buddy. We'll just throw you back in the wash.\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' Back in the wash. Come on, come on! Twees it, twees it, zabaladoo!\\
'''Strong Bad:''' Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons! I'm trying to get some girl to like some guy I don't know!
Strong Bad decides that "lady fans" like "crappy arts and crafts projects", but he quickly gets bored with Marzipan's attempt to make a centerpiece out of kitty litter, pie tins, and junk mail, and instead opts for some "'''''pyrotechnics!'''''" by setting the whole thing on fire with his BMW lighter, including Marizpan's hair and hot-glue gun ("Strong Bad, you're a horse's twees").
-->'''Strong Bad:''' There you have it, Buck. Oh, wait... (''cut to a comic-strip style of Strong Bad talking to Buck Webb'') There you have it, Buck! If that floozy's not all up ons after that, you gotta drop her like a trig class, see??!!??!\\
'''Buck Webb:''' Tight, Strong Bad, real tight.\\
'''Homestar Runner:''' That's right, keep that twees real tight. Flex it, flex it, shoulder stance!
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*BrickJoke: Homestar starts using "twees" as a euphemism for Strong Bad's "buttweessimo". After Strong Bad sets fire to her arts and crafts projects, Marzipan calls him "a horse's twees".
*ContinuityNod: In [[Recap/StrongBadEmailE76Sibbie "sibbie"]] Strong Bad complained "I'm not here to fulfill your every freaking whim!" Here, Strong Bad remarks (in a somewhat ironic tone) that he's obligated by law to do whatever people ask of him in "stupid emails".
*EpicFail: Strong Bad is so out of shape he can't even do two-handed push-ups, let alone one-handed ones. The scoreboard in the background mocks him by going into negative numbers (first -1, then -51).
*GetOut: "Get it out of here, Wretched Simmons!"
*GoneHorriblyRight: Strong Bad imagines Buck's "lady fan" being impressed enough to leave him for Strong Bad.
-->'''Strong Bad:''' We both know who she's gonna choose, Buck. Is that what you want? But hey, you asked for it.
*GreenAroundTheGills: The Cheat turns green right before he pukes.
*IncendiaryExponent: Strong Bad sets fire to Marzipan's arts and crafts display.
*NeverSayThatAgain: "I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say 'twees it out' ever again."
*RunningGag: Homestar's impression of an aerobics instructor.
*ShoutOut:
** The "Buck Webb, Extraordinare" sequences are a parody of the "soap-opera comics" Strong Bad mentioned, like ''ComicStrip/MaryWorth'' and ''ComicStrip/RexMorganMD''. The random fact about sea turtles is a nod to ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''.
** [[Film/OfficeSpace "I'm gonna go ahead and need you to never say 'twees it out' ever again"]].
** Strong Bad calls Homestar "Wretched Simmons" at one point.
* UnusualEuphemism: "Twees", which is short for "buttweessimo".
* VomitDiscretionShot: The Cheat pukes in the dryer after Strong Bad closes the door on him.
