History Recap / GilmoreGirlsS05E04

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson. Except for Taylor, but he's only 0.002% of the town's population, so it rounds to a hundred.

Luke is cooking breakfast at Lorelai's house, which she feels is a totally different experience than eating it at Luke's Diner. Paris inherits an eighteenth century printing press from Asher. Jackson has acquired a hydroponic penthouse. Dean and Rory run into awkwardness with their dating. Jackson decides to run for town selectman.

** Rory compares Lane's situation to ''[[Music/SonnyBono Sonny]] and Music/{{Cher}}: the early years''.

** Taylor is the Papa Doc of Stars Hollow.

** Lorelai reassures Rory that Luke only stood outside boomboxing ''In Your Eyes'' all night.

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson. Except for Taylor, but he's only 0.002% of the town's population, so it rounds to zero.

* NoPartyGiven: Because you don't need one to be town selectman.

* ZeroPercentApprovalRating: Taylor, except himself and the nine people Lorelai pays to vote for him.

* WritersCannotDoMath: Played with. Kirk claims American voters are polled 1005 out of 280 million, which is 1/278000 of the voter population. For 0,002 people, one five hundredth of a person, to be one two-hundred seventy-eight thousandth of the town's adult population, there'd have to be just over 557 elligible voters in Stars Hollow.

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson. Except for Taylor, but he's only 0.002% of the town's population, so it rounds.

** Someone get Clara some [[Music/TheRamones Ramones]] instead of the horrible pop music she listens to.

** Hep Alien decide to make an impromptu rock'n roll cover of Joey Scarbury's ''Believe It Or Not'', like Music/JimiHendrix did with ''Star-Spangled Banner'', sort of.

* TooMuchInformation: Taylor talks at length about ticks during his "tuck your pants in your sock during tick season" pitch.
* WritersCannotDoMath: Kirk claims American voters are polled 1005 out of 280 million, which is 1/278 of the voter population. For 0,002 people, one five hundredth of a person, to be one two-hundred seventy-eighth of the town's adult population, there'd have to be just over half an elligible voter in Stars Hollow.

* InformedJudaism: Paris somehow inverts this trope by listing kabbalah among the crazy things young people do to be unique, despite have been informed to be Jewish herself several times.

* {{Metaphorgotten}}: Inverted. Taylor's argument that people should be required to tuck their trousers into their socks is that tics drink the equivalent of a 150 pound man drinking 9000 gallons of human blood.

* WritersCannotDoMath: Kirk claims American voters are polled 1005 out of 280 million, which is 1/278 of the voter population. For 0,002 people, one five hundredth of a person, to be one two-hundred seventy-eighth of the towns adult population, there'd have to be just over half an elligible voter in Stars Hollow.

Luke is cooking breakfast at Lorelai's house, which she feels is a totally different experience than eating it at Luke's Diner. Paris inherits an eighteenth century printing press from Asher. Dean and Rory run into awkwardness with their dating. Jackson decides to run for town selectman.

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson. Except for Taylor, but he's only 0.002% of the town's population.

* WritersCannotDoMath: Kirk claims American voters are polled 1005 out of 280 million, which is 1/278 of the voter population. For 0,002 people, one five hundredth of a person, to be one two-hundred seventy-eighth of the towns adult population, there'd have to be less than two elligible voters in Stars Hollow.

* WritersCannotDoMath: Somehow averted, possibly with a calculator. For 0.002 (1/50000) people to be equivalent to one thousand five out of 280 million voters (the numbers Kirk gives), the population of Stars Hollow would have to be about 5600 adults. (280 000 000 times 1/50 000 (aka 0.002%) is 5600)

* {{Malaproper}}: Taylor's argument that people should be required to tuck their trousers into their socks is that tics drink the equivalent of a 150 pound man drinking 9000 gallons of human blood.

** ** Paris refers to Dean being back with Rory as "[[Series/{{Bonanza}} Hoss returns]]".

** "[[Series/{{Bonanza}} Hoss returns, who woudda thunk?]]"

* WritersCannotDoMath: Somehow averted, possibly with a calculator. For 0.002 (1/50000) people to be equivalent to one thousand five out of 280 million voters (the numbers Kirk gives), the population of Stars Hollow would have to be about 5600 adults. (280 000 000 times 1/50000 is 5600)

* NonSequitur: Taylor's argument that people should be required to tuck their trousers into their socks is that tics drink the equivalent of a 150 pound man drinking 9000 gallons of human blood.

** Creator/TommyLeeJones has a Starbucks at his house.

** Someone get Clara some [[Music/TheRamones Ramones]].

* WritersCannotDoMath: Somehow averted, possibly with a calculator. For 0.002 (1/500) people to be equivalent to one thousand out of 260 million voters (the numbers Kirk gives), the population of Stars Hollow would have to be about 500 adults. (1/260 000 times 500 equals 0.002)

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson. Except for Taylor, but he's only 0.002 of the town's population.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Kirk polls people relative to the one thousand people they poll for presidential elections. That's one person, so he polls himself.

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson. Except for Taylor, but he's only 0,002% of the town's population.

* WritersCannotDoMath: Somehow averted, possibly with a calculator. For 0,002 people to be equivalent to one thousand out of 260 million voters (the numbers Kirk gives), the population of Stars Hollow would have to be about 500 adults.

Luke is cooking breakfast at Lorelai's house, which she feels is a totally different experience than eating it at Luke's Diner. Paris inherits an eighteenth century printing press from Asher. Dean and Rory run into awkwardness with their dating. Jackson decides to run for town selectsman.

* HundredPercentAdorationRating: Jackson.

* NonSequitur: Taylor's argument that people should be required to tuck their trousers into their socks is that tics drink the human equivalent of a 150 pound man drinking 9000 gallons of human blood.

* ComicallyMissingThePoint:
* OneSteveLimit: