History Recap / FamilyGuyS6E12LongJohnPeter

* HighPoweredCareerWoman: Parodied in the TV show Quagmire, Joe, and Cleveland are watching at the bar called ''Busy Business Lady Whose Life Is Missing Something But She Doesn't Realize It Because She's So Busy With Business''. In it, a LadyInAPowerSuit harriedly answers phones ringing off the hook, turning down meetings because [[{{Workaholic}} she has more meetings]] she has to get to. A male colleague enters the room and asks her out. When she tries to turn him down as [[ManVsCareer she's too busy]] he interrupts her saying, "Over the next 90 minutes, I'd like to show you all of your problems can be solved by my penis." You can watch the clip [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXM08-GyucQ here]].

* KickTheDog: Chris wants to apologize to Anna, but he needs an excuse to go to the vet, so he hits Brian in the face with a chair.

* OverlyLongGag: Peter trying to pick up the dead bullfrog and throw it out Chris' window without touching it with his hands.

* SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome: After following Peter's dating advice, Chris learns the hard way that '''Not''' AllGirlsWantBadBoys, as insulting and objectifying Anna causes her to break up with him.

* AllForNothing: Despite the events Chris went through for Anna (especially the atrocities he did to Brian), Anna is [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome never seen again]] and [[ShaggyDogStory Chris is back to being single]].
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Peter chastises Chris for treating Anna like a human being and says that acting like a bad boy will be a first-class ticket to sex. It backfires and she breaks up with him. But he apologizes to her in the end, and she forgives him.

* HalfwayPlotSwitch: The first half is about Peter adopting a parrot and becoming a mock pirate, while the second half is Peter trying to help Chris find a girlfriend after he ruins one of his dates.
* InnocentInnuendo: Lois is surprised when Chris tells her that Anna "took a dump" on him, but is relieved when he tells her that he meant "break up".

* RealityEnsues: Contrary to Peter's advice, the AllGirlsWantBadBoys trope does not pan out in real life. Chris treating his girlfriend badly only causes her to leave him.

* AllForNothing / ShaggyDogStory / ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Despite the events Chris went through for Anna especially the atrocities he did to Brian, Anna is never seen again and Chris is back to being single... although to be fair if one remembers who voiced Anna it looks like she will never appear in the series ever again.

* APirate400YearsTooLate: Provides the page image.

* CoversAlwaysLie: The poster for the episode put Peter and his pirate crew front and center, even though the pirate plot was only for the first chapter.

** Also taken quite literally at the end when Stewie kicks a now unconscious Brian in the gut.

* * AllForNothing / ShaggyDogStory / ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Despite the events Chris went through for Anna especially the atrocities he did to Brian, Anna is never seen again and Chris is back to being single... although to be fair if one remembers who voiced Anna it looks like she will never appear in the series ever again.

Peter steals a parrot from the vet's office and pretends he's a pirate, leading to a car fight with a British driver. Meanwhile, Chris has a crush on an intern who works at the vet.

* IKnewIt: Lois says this when Chris says his date failed because of Peter's bad advice and says that his isn't the first life he screwed up, which triggers a CutawayGag revealing Peter murdered Nicole Brown-Simpson.

* SuspiciouslySimilarSong[=/=]ShoutOut: during the scene where Peter and his pirate buddies give chase to a British guy, the music that plays in the background is similar in tune and pace to the theme for Fox's Peter Pan and The Pirates.
** It's actually the theme to ''TheSeaHawk'', which inspired Peter Pan and the Pirates' theme.

* TheJimmyHartVersion /ShoutOut: during the scene where Peter and his pirate buddies give chase to a British guy, the music that plays in the background is similar in tune and pace to the theme for Fox's Peter Pan and The Pirates.
** It's actually the theme to ''TheSeaHawk'', which inspired Peter Pan and the Pirates' theme.

* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Peter chastises Chris for treating Anna like a human being and says that acting like a bad boy will be a first-class ticket to sex. It backfires and she breaks up with him.

* TheJimmyHartVersion /ShoutOut: during the scene where Peter and his pirate buddies give chase to a British guy, the music that plays in the background is similar in tune and pace to the theme for Fox's Peter Pan and The Pirates.
** It's actually the theme to ''TheSeaHawk'', which inspired Peter Pan and the Pirates' theme.

* OverlyLongGag: Peter trying to pick up a dead bullfrog and throw it out Chris' window without touching it with his hands.

* HalfwayPlotSwitch: The first half is about Peter adopting a parrot and becoming a mock pirate, while the second half is Peter trying to help Chris fuind a girlfriend after he ruins one of his dates.

* VomitIndiscretionShot: To make Brian sick to have an excuse to see Anna again, he makes Brian vomit by lifting Meg's short up.