History Radar / Glee

* From "Night of Neglect." "Tomorrow, we're going to talk about Catherine the Great and her pet stallion, Fred."

* The lyrics of Brittany's song 'My Cup' in "New York" could definitely be mistreated as meaning something completely other than an actual cup. The New Directions reaction to the song definitely don't help support the song actually being about a cup.

* The name of the band "New Directions" is a homophone for "nude erections".

--.'''Kurt''': You'll see in the encore.

* When Blaine and the Warblers publicly serenade [[spoiler: Jeremiah]] with "When I Get You Alone" by Robin Thicke, the line "you can keep your toys in the drawer tonight" is kept in. Yeah.
* In the history class during "A Night of Neglect," Holly Holiday's "Tomorrow we're going to do Catherine the Great and her pet stallion Fred." For those who don't get it, it's a reference to the UrbanLegend of [[spoiler: Catherine the Great dying when she attempted to have intercourse with a stallion. In the legend, the stallion's harness broke and Catherine was crushed (in reality she simply had a stroke from old age).]]

* The episode "The First Time", when Blaine and Kurt are about to do the deed, [[spoiler:you'll very clearly see a condom wrapper on the floor near Blaine's shirt.]]

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d Shit.

* The whole perfromance of "Push It".
* Emma telling Rachel the benefits of not having a gag reflex.
* In "Throwdown," Quinn calls Rachel a "Treasure Trail" and "Stubbles" in the same scene.

* In "Naked" [[spoiler:the SexyDiscretionShot of Brody walking up to the the dining room table for breakfast nude is a box of cereal called, of all things, [[RefugeInAudacity Rooster Os]]. Oh, and then Rachel comes up, gives him a kiss and grabs a [[VisualPun banana]] out of the fruit bowl in front of him, while saying "What?" to Kurt like everything is perfectly normal.]] At this point, you wonder if the writers were thinking, "Censors, what censors?"

* The name of the band "New Directions" is a homophone. "Man, I can't wait to see the New Directions."
** [[DontExplainTheJoke The "nude erections".]]

* In the second episode, "Showmance", Emma catches Rachel in the bathroom trying to throw up. When Rachel informs her that she tried but "I guess I just don't have a gag reflex" Emma responds by saying "One day when you're older that'll turn out to be a gift."
* A quiet little exchange in ''Theatricality''
-->'''Tina:''' [referring to her [[LadyGaga Gaga]]-esque outfit made of bubbles] My balls keep falling off.
-->'''Kurt:''' I've been there.
* The entirety of the "Push It" routine during "Showmance." At one point they were ''literally'' dry humping each other.
* Still not over Kurt's line from episode two - "And I just had a facial!"
** Explain please?
*** In porn, "facial" means ejaculating on someone's face. (The innocent meaning, of course, is a facial mask or something similar skin care -related.)
* From "Acafellas":
--> ''' Sandy:''' I told Figgins that he was going to have the school full of nancies unless he got some [[DoubleEntendre hot wood]] in those teenagers' hands.
* In Funk, when Puck says "Maybe it's fromunda cheese."

** That one's a bit less "Getting Past the Radar" and a bit more of a middle finger to the radar.
*** Not to mention the censors. The only way that got past the network censors is if they thought they were tuckered out from doing handicrafts.
* Jacob Israel excitedly saying ''wanky wanky'' upon seeing Rachel in her revealing attire. As well as Santana beginning the same phrase in response to Carl's "I'm just here to help you fill a hole", before being quickly cut-off by Emma. This is a popular British colloquialism for... [[ADateWithRosiePalms something]], and is quite rude indeed...
** Don't forget Santana's "You can totally drill me anytime."

* The episode 'Blame it on the Alcohol" had a shot of [[http://images.wikia.com/glee/images/6/62/Tumblr_lh2ycknriL1qbekp6o1_1280.png Brittany's bra]] not on Brittany.

* Tina denying ''that'' rumor about Asian men, anyone?
** You know, the one where 99% of Asian men have small penises.
* I'm pretty sure in "Rolling In The Deep" they left in the line "I'll lay your shit bare"
** If I'm correct, I thought it was "I'll lay ship bare." But lyrics sites aren't all that reliable.
** I definitely heard a T. The producers might have told Fox it was Ship but I heard Shit.
** It's ship, but shit is a common {{Mondegreen}}.
* When Santana and Brittany are comforting Quinn in the hotel room, Santana says "I know what will help you feel better" to which Quinn replies "I'm flattered Santana but I'm really not that into that."
** The implication - that she's a ''little'' into that - surely launching any number of fanfics with an M for Mature rating.

* Finn in "Blame It on the Alcohol": "Kurt's been blackmailing me ever since he read my browser history."
* A ''{{RockyHorrorPictureShow}}'' themed episode. I don't think anything else "needs" to be said.
* "Toxic" in "Britney/Brittany," made all the more inappropriate by Mr. Schue's inclusion.
** What about Brittany's outfits in "Slave 4 U"? One of them is practically see-through.
* The episode 'Blame it on the Alcohol' not only had drunk Brittany acting like a stripper (Finn's words), but there was Santana doing a ''body shot'' off of Brittany.
* Another from "Blame It on the Alcohol": "Welcome to Rosalita's Roadhouse, where men are men and [[BestialityIsDepraved sheep are nervous]]!"
* In "Very Glee Christmas" during the performance of "The Most Wonderful Day of the Year", Brittany points at Santana and Artie while singing the line "we'll miss all the fun with the girls and the boys", both of which she's having sex with at the time.
* Also in "Very Glee Christmas", when Santana is sitting in Santa's lap, she exclaims: "Okay, hold on, please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket!"

* In "Funeral", Rachel asks how Santana got such raspiness in her voice: Santana's answer is "I've smoked a lot of cigars". Given that this is [[ReallyGetsAround Santana]], it just ''might'' be a blowjob joke.
* Another one: in "Sue Sylvester Shuffle", Karofsky says "I hope that linebacker doesn't get a jump on me, it would sure hurt like hell to be sacked by him" ''right'' after throwing some homophobic comments. This coming from [[ArmoredClosetGay Karofsky]], it's easy to think of something... else than just football. (And to change the word "sacked" into another, rhyming one...)

* Who could forget Mr Shue's "[[CurseCutShort Holy shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]]...Sugar........"
* In "I Am Unicorn," Kurt protests at the campaign posters of him riding a unicorn. Santana's response made this troper choke
-->'''Santana''': ''In the original, the unicorn was riding you.''
* "I Am Unicorn" has two more choke-worthy ones:
--> '''Brittany:''' We're going to call it "Kurt Hummel's bulging pink fun-bag".
** Kurt when auditioning as Romeo: "Picture it, if you will. Juliet's boudoir, post-coitus."
* Schuester rolling over and waking Emma up with "Good morning sleepyhead, guess who woke up just before I did?"
** HOW THE HELL DID THAT ONE FLY BY?
*** . . . Can someone explain to this troper?
*** Morning Wood, i.e. getting a boner shortly before or after waking up.
* In "Asian F", Will looks through Emma's stash of wedding magazines and then proceeds to show her his secret stash from when he was single for a year. Emma immediately closes the box in disgust.
* In "Pot O' Gold", the title comes from Brittany promising Rory that if he grants her there wishes she'll let him have her...well, Pot O' Gold. Considering Rory is madly in love with her, and Brittany is a blond, it's a bit obvious what that pot is...[[spoiler: [[DontExplainTheJoke her vagina.]]]]
** It's not because she's blond that works, it's because she's Brittany one of two people (the other is Santana) who've pretty much claimed to have slept with every guy (and each other) in the school.
*** Uh... The other troper wasn't implying that blonds are proverbially promiscuous, [[LateToThePunchline if that's what you thought.]] The "blond" connection is... [[DontExplainTheJoke something else.]]
** Same episode, when Santana asks about going on a date with Brittany, Brittany muses aloud about several occasions that she thought were dates... which includes a very quick "...and that time last week when we were in the bathtub together."
* The episode "The First Time", when Blaine and Kurt are about to do the deed, [[spoiler:you'll very clearly see a condom wrapper on the floor near Blaine's shirt.]]
** Actually a bit of FridgeLogic. If they know they're both virgins, there is nothing to protect each other from.
*** Some people may prefer to use condoms in anal intercourse even when there's no actual need for protection for hygiene reasons. (Of course we don't know if they actually had intercourse - astonishingly, there are other ways for two males to have sex - but it's a sensible explanation.)
*** No, I would worry if they did not use condoms. Anal sex is very, very dangerous if condoms are not used, especially for hygienic reasons. It is not good to just stick something up there, as it is gross for both giver and receiver. A lot of lube and a condom are very necessary.
** Kurt says something that implies he and Blaine have had phone sex before. It's ''very'' easy to miss.
** With the way Sebastian's "sexy" comment afterwards was dripping with sarcasm, I just always thought Kurt might have been instructing Blaine how to properly care for his skin over the phone.
** There's also Brittany losing her virginity at cheerleading camp because of an "alien invasion," leading some fans to speculate that she was raped.
*** That one makes for a FunnyAneurysmMoment, as in "Britney/Brittany" she remarked that the dentist's lamp was "like the spaceship where she was probed".

* In Michael, Santana constantly mentions how she hid the tape recorder in her underboob, then mentions if Kurt taped it to his junk they would have a whole week of songs about it.
** Also Santana calling Sebastian "[[TheTwink Twink]]".
* Kurt's rendition of "Not the Boy Next Door" in "Choke" veers into outright provocative - especially when he sings, "...you can have your [[EroticDream dreams]], but you can't have me!" while gyrating his hips in a manner close to pornographic. Also the fact that he spends the entire number wearing gold pants that [[RagingStiffie don't leave much to the imagination]]...
** The fact that Blaine is watching with even more rapt attention than normal and his hand over his mouth like he's trying to keep his jaw in place or avoid drooling just makes it better!
** Also, at the end of Kurt's performance, everyone gives him a standing ovation... Except for Blaine. [[RagingStiffie Maybe he was hiding something.]]
* In "The Spanish Teacher", when the group is singing "Sexy And I Know It", Mike Chang gets away with a very provocative move.
** To make it even better, then line there is "I've got passion in my pants". Yeah.
** One might also add the way Schuester is checking out Ricky Martin's dance moves. Easily misunderstood for something else.
** Kurt throws his head back while on a chair and does a very provocative upside-down split. That's not the first time Kurt's flexibility has been highlighted: during his audition for Tony, he practically poledances.
** There's also the song they sing in the beginning (La Cucaracha), which anyone who has a basic knowledge of Spanish will notice is about smoking weed.

* Blaine during "The First Time" in his room having a conversation about sex with Kurt. When Kurt asks him if he's "ever had the urge just to rip off each other's clothes and get dirty", his replying that "uh, yeah. But that's why they invented masturbation" not only [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar casually implies that he masturbates]] (remember that this show airs on Fox), but also that [[FridgeBrilliance he thinks of Kurt while he does it]].

* In "Props", Sue demands that Kurt dress up as a girl for Nationals and uses the phrase "It's tuck-in time". This very probably refers to drag queens (and transwomen) taping their genitalia between their legs so that it won't bulge.
* Rachel Berry's fathers in ''Heart'': "This guy sold us the wrong lube, that's why the rubber is squeaking, that's why it feels so weird when we start going really fast..."
** Which turns out to be an InnocentInnuendo.

* During the "Womanizer" number, Jake is making a volcano in science class. He then sees a hot girl walk by. [[SomethingElseAlsoRises His volcano goes off.]]

* In "Glease", Kitty has this line, complete with a bemused look from Marley:
--> '''Kitty:''' [indicating a miniature toy horse] This is Mr. Jojo. I rode him for six years, until he broke my hymen.

* In "Naked," Brody walks into the dining area of the apartment he is now sharing with Rachel and Kurt, while Kurt is eating a bowl of cereal; the box for the cereal is still on the table, blocking most of our visual of Brody, except the fact that he's shirtless. We then find out that he is in fact nude from Kurt's reaction to him just casually sitting down at the table. What makes this getting crap past the radar is really the name of the cereal - [[VisualPun Rooster O's]].
** Don't forget the bananas on the table there too.

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* On the 2011 Glee Live tour, they pretty much gave {{Chris Colfer}} and {{Darren Criss}} free reign during the Kurt and Blaine skit (they play two gay characters in an established relationship.) Thus we have Kurt telling Blaine to keep his eyes shut while giving him a costume...
-->'''Kurt:''' Don't look until I say "open them."
-->'''Blaine:''' Kurt, we've been through this.
-->'''Kurt:''' Okay, okay. [To the audience] This isn't the first time we've played dress-up.
* There's also Darren moving his face really close to Chris', and saying very sensually:
-->'''Blaine:''' We've been through this. You ''love'' the blazer.
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