History Quotes / YouCalledMeXItMustBeSerious

-->'''Cindy:''' You know, I hate to say it Jimmy, but aside from the man-eating plants, giant spiders, and vicious snakes, um...[[ShipTease this isn't so bad]].\\

'''Lois:''' ''[thinking]'' Peter, we've been married for 20 years. Please recognize when I'm acting out of the ordinary because I'm in danger.\\
'''Lois:''' Here you go. Here's the key.... Pete.\\
'''Peter:''' ''[thinking]'' Why is she calling me "Pete"? We've been married for 14 years, she's never called me Pete... Why am I trying to figure this out when I could be listening to my tapes in the car?\\
'''Peter:''' Bye!

The stranger cast one look around her, to be certain they were quite alone, then bending as if she would have knelt, and joining her hands, she said with an accent of despair, "[[ThatManIsDead Edmond]]-- you will not kill my son."\\

"What name did you pronounce then, Madame d'Morcerf?" said he.\\
"Yours!" cried she, throwing back her veil. "Yours, which I alone perhaps have not forgotten. Edmond-- it is not Madame d'Morcerf who is come to you-- [[DistinctionWithoutADifference it is Mercedes.]]"''

->'''Phoebe:''' Oh, here's [[FullNameUltimatum Joseph Francis]]!\\
'''Joey:''' Woah, what are you middle-naming me for?
-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One with All the Cheesecakes"

->'''Phoebe:''' [[FullNameUltimatum Joseph Francis!]]\\
'''Joey:''' Hey, what are you middle-naming me for?

'''Cable:''' Yes I do. ''(aims gun)'' For God's sake, look around you. Everybody has a plan. An agenda. Everybody wants to stake a claim, or to take her out of the equation. She won't last a day here. Whatever you do or don't do.\\

->'''ComicBook/{{Cyclops}}:''' It's over Nathan. Give me the baby.\\

'''Cable:''' Yes, I do. ''(aims gun)'' For God's sake, look around you. Everybody has a plan. An agenda. Everybody wants to stake a claim, or to take her out of the equation. She won't last a day here. Whatever you do or don't do.\\

"Yours!" cried she, throwing back her veil. "Yours, which I along perhaps have not forgotten. Edmond-- it is not Madame d'Morcerf who is come to you-- [[DistinctionWithoutADifference it is Mercedes.]]"''

''"Yours!" cried she, throwing back her veil. "Yours, which I along perhaps have not forgotten. Edmond-- it is not Madame d'Morcerf who is come to you-- [[DistinctionWithoutADifference it is Mercedes.]]"''

''"Yours!" cried she, throwing back her veil. "Yours, which I along perhaps have not forgotten. Edmond-- it is not Madame d'Morcerf who is come to you-- [[DistinctionWithoutDifference it is Mercedes.]]"''

-->-- ''Series/{{Friends}}'', "The One With the Cheesecake"

->'''Phoebe:''' Joseph Francis!\\

-->-- '''[[Music/NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang]]''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps'', "VideoGame/HeartOfDarkness: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ARIN]] [[SanitySlippage LOSES IT]] - PART 14"

'''Joey:''' Hey, what are you middle-naming me for?\\

-->-- ''Series{{Friends}}'', "The One With the Cheesecake"

-->-- '''[[NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang]]''', ''GameGrumps'', "VideoGame/HeartOfDarkness: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ARIN]] [[SanitySlippage LOSES IT]] - PART 14"

->''"You call me Danny so rarely. Like, you really must be in a [[RageBreakingPoint state]] right now."''

-->--'''[[NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang]]''', ''GameGrumps'', "VideoGame/HeartOfDarkness: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ARIN]] [[SanitySlippage LOSES IT]] - PART 14"

->''"You call me Danny so rarely. Like, you really must be in a [[DespairEventHorizon state]] right now."''

->''"You call me Danny so rarely. You must be in a '''[[DespairEventHorizon state]]''' right now."''

-->--'''[[NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang]]''', ''GameGrumps'', "Heart of Darkness: [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin ARIN]] [[SanitySlippage LOSES IT]] - PART 14"

-->--'''[[NinjaSexParty Danny Sexbang]]''', ''GameGrumps''