History Quotes / WouldntHurtAChild

->'''Alejandro Sosa:''' [[CallBackI told you not to fuck me]], and you did, Tony.\\

->'''The Master''': Find them! They must not escape, find them!\\
'''Master's Wife''': No! Leave them alone! We cannot kill a child!

->'''Hitman''': ''[looking at the photo of a kid]'' What's this?\\
'''Volker''': It's the job.\\
'''Hitman''': What do you want me to do with him?\\
'''Volker''': What do you think?\\
'''Hitman''': I can't do that.\\
'''Volker''': What do you mean? Get up there now!\\
'''Hitman''': No. Sorry. No kids. Never killed a kid. I'm not starting now.\\
'''Volker''': I will bury you for this. You hear me?\\
'''Hitman''': You do what you have to. But I'm not killing a little kid.

->'''Revolver Ocelot''': This isn't over yet! ''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm (Turns around and runs)]]''\\
'''Eva''': ''(Raises gun)''\\
'''Snake''': Don't!\\
'''Eva''': Why?\\
'''Snake''': He's still young...

->'''Alejandro Sosa''': I told you not to fuck me, and you did, Tony.\\
'''Tony Montana''': There were kids in the fucking car, Alex! Innocent kids! What kind of animals you got working for you?\\
'''Sosa''': I want to clear something up with you, Tony, before I kill you. [[WouldHurtAChild When you move 400 kilos a month, it's imperative that you do kill children]].

->'''Black Manta:''' Heard you don't kill [[WouldntHitaGirl women]] or children.\\

'''Black Manta:''' [[LeavenoWitnesses I don't leave witnesses.]]

->'''Matt''': What are you gonna do, Mister? Cut my heart out? Eat my liver?\\
'''Stalker''': Don't be dramatic. You are merely [[TheBait bait]].

->'''Father Bird''': Today is the day I teach you how to poop on things.\\
'''Baby Bird''': Over there papa? (points to a white car)\\
'''Father Bird''': No, my son for that car is white and our poop would not show up well on it.\\
'''Baby Bird''': Over there papa? (points to a bald man's head)\\
'''Father Bird''': No, my son, that would be too obvious.\\
'''Baby Bird''': Over there papa? (points to a baby in a stroller)\\
'''Father Bird''': No, my son, for he is a child and {{children are innocent}}.

-->-- '''[[TokenGoodTeammate Gandra]] [[AffablyEvil Dee]]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

-->--'''Harry''', ''Film/InBruges''

-> Oh, this is quite a predicament. On one hand I don't want to hurt [[KidHero you two]], but in my ''other'' hand '''I HOLD A FLASH BOMB!!!''' ''(throws flash bomb at Dewey and Webby, blinding them for the rest of the episode)''
-->-- '''[[TokenGoodTeammate Gandra]] [[AffablyEvil Dee]]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

->'''Revolver Ocelot''': This isn't over yet! ''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm (Turns around and runs)]]''\\
'''Eva''': ''(Raises gun)''\\
'''Snake''': Don't!\\
'''Eva''': Why?\\
'''Snake''': He's still young...
-->-- ''VideoGame/MetalGearSolid3SnakeEater''

->'''Matt''': What are you gonna do, Mister? Cut my heart out? Eat my liver?\\
'''Stalker''': Don't be dramatic. You are merely [[TheBait bait]].
-->--''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'', "[[Recap/BatmanBeyondS2E5Bloodsport Bloodsport]]"

->''"Do not harm little children."''
-->-- The ninth rule of the Earth in the '''Church of [=LaVey=]'''

->'''Father Bird''': Today is the day I teach you how to poop on things.\\
'''Baby Bird''': Over there papa? (points to a white car)\\
'''Father Bird''': No, my son for that car is white and our poop would not show up well on it.\\
'''Baby Bird''': Over there papa? (points to a bald man's head)\\
'''Father Bird''': No, my son, that would be too obvious.\\
'''Baby Bird''': Over there papa? (points to a baby in a stroller)\\
'''Father Bird''': No, my son, for he is a child and {{children are innocent}}.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken''

->'''Alejandro Sosa''': I told you not to fuck me, and you did, Tony.\\
'''Tony Montana''': There were kids in the fucking car, Alex! Innocent kids! What kind of animals you got working for you?\\
'''Sosa''': I want to clear something up with you, Tony, before I kill you. [[WouldHurtAChild When you move 400 kilos a month, it's imperative that you do kill children]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/ScarfaceTheWorldIsYours''

->''"[[FunetikAksent Hatessss zircuz, zey srow sing atss you]]. Stay hidenz in dark placessss. Most of all you protectzez the childrenz from ze bad onez. Zey screemz [[TheGrotesque when zey seez you]], but you undrztanz, zey iz childrlez just zezame."''
-->-- Roleplaying notes for '''[[BlobMonster Tub Of Flesh]]''', ''[[TabletopGame/OldWorldOfDarkness Midnight Circus]]''

->''This proclamation is to be read to the troops at roll-call, with the addition that the unit that catches a captain will also receive the appropriate reward, and that the shooting at women and children is to be understood as shooting above their heads, so as to force them to run [away]. I assume absolutely that this proclamation will result in taking no more male prisoners, but will not degenerate into atrocities against women and children. [[NeutralFemale The latter will run away if one shoots at them a couple of times.]] The troops will remain conscious of the good reputation of the German soldier.''
-->--'''Lothar von Trotha'''

-->--''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate''

-->--''Series/TheMentalist'', "Little Red Corvette"

->''"No, I wouldn't hurt children. I love them, they're my friends! Adults are the ones I hate."''
-->-- '''Toyman''', ''ComicBook/DayOfTheDollmaker''

->''"Who are we killing? I won't do kids, that's a rule. [[ImmediateSelfContradiction But that rule is negotiable if the kid's a dick]]."''
-->-- '''Adrian Pimento''', ''Series/BrooklynNineNine''

-> Oh, this is quite a predicament. On one hand I don't want to hurt [[KidHero you two]], but in my ''other'' hand '''I HOLD A FLASH BOMB!!!''' ''(throws flash bomb at Dewie and Webby, blinding them for the rest of the episode)''

''"Ken, if I had killed a little kid, - accidentally or otherwise - I wouldn't have thought twice; I'd have killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I'd have stuck the gun in my mouth on the fucking spot."''

->'''Harry''': Ken, ''if I had killed a little kid'', - accidentally or otherwise - I wouldn't have thought twice; I'd have killed myself on the fucking spot. On the fucking spot. I'd have stuck the gun in my mouth on the fucking spot."
-->-- ''Film/InBruges''

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-->-- '''[[TokenGoodTeammate Gandra]] [[AffablyEvil Dee]]''' ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

-> '''[[TokenGoodTeammate Gandra]] [[AffablyEvil Dee]]''': Oh, this is quite a predicament. On one hand I don't want to hurt [[KidHero you two]], but in my ''other'' hand '''I HOLD A FLASH BOMB!!!''' ''(throws flash bomb at Dewie and Webby, blinding them for the rest of the episode)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017''

->'''Revolver Ocelot:''' This isn't over yet! ''[[KnowWhenToFoldEm (Turns around and runs)]]''
->'''Eva:''' ''(Raises gun)''
->'''Snake:''' Don't!
->'''Eva:''' Why?
->'''Snake:''' He's still young...
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater}}''

->''Do not harm little children.''

->'''Father Bird:'''Today is the day I teach you how to poop on things.
->'''Baby Bird:''' Over there papa? (points to a white car)
->'''Father Bird:''' No, my son for that car is white and our poop would not show up well on it.
->'''Baby Bird:''' Over there papa? (points to a bald man's head)
->'''Father Bird:''' No, my son, that would be too obvious.
->'''Baby Bird:''' Over there papa? (points to a baby in a stroller)
->'''Father Bird:''' No, my son, for he is a child and [[ChildrenAreInnocent children are innocent.]]

'''Sosa''': I want to clear something up with you, Tony, before I kill you. [[WouldHurtAChild When you move 400 kilos a month, it's imperative that you do kill children.]]

->[[FunetikAksent Hatessss zircuz, zey srow sing atss you]]. Stay hidenz in dark placessss. Most of all you protectzez the childrenz from ze bad onez. Zey screemz [[TheGrotesque when zey seez you]], but you undrztanz, zey iz childrlez just zezame.
-->--Roleplaying notes for '''[[BlobMonster Tub Of Flesh]]''', ''[[TabletopGame/OldWorldOfDarkness Midnight Circus]]''

->'''Fahter Bird:''' No, my son, for he is a child and [[ChildrenAreInnocent children are innocent.]]

-->-- ''VideoGame/ScarfaceTheWorldIsYours''

->-- ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater}}''

->-- The ninth rule of the Earth in the '''Church of [=LaVey=]'''

->-- WesternAnimation/RobotChicken

->-- {RobotChicken}

->-- The ninth rule of the Earth in the '''Church of [=LaVey=]'''

-->- ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater}}''

->''Do not harm little children''
-->--The ninth rule of the Earth in the Church of LeVey

-->- ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3 Snake Eater}}''