History Quotes / WhoFramedRogerRabbit

'''Roger Rabbit:''' ''(relieved)'' Apology accepted! Put 'er there, pal. I feel bett-- Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon! (Runs a Universal Studio newsreel) Jeepers, another stupid newsreel! I hate the news.

[[spoiler:'''Delores:''' What was that, a rubber mask?]]\\

[[spoiler:'''L.T. Santino:''' Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme.]]\\

'''L.T. Santino:''' Now, that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon!
-->--[[spoiler:As Eddie Valiant and L.T. Santino looking at Judge Doom's clothes, shoes, gloves, rubber mask... all dripping with dissolved paint.]]

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' (To Roger when he tries to sit on Eddie's brother's chair) GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! That's my brother's chair.\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' Yeah, Where is your brother, anyway? He looks like a sensitive and... sober fellow.\\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' That's it! I'm calling the cops.\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' Go ahead, Call the cops. I come here for help and what do you do? You turn me in. No, no, don't feel guilty about me. So long, and thanks for nothing! (Slams the closet door)\\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' THAT'S THE CLOSET! Stupe. (Hangs up the telephone) (He turns on the light as he opens the closet door)\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Jumps out of Eddie's coat as he puts the hand cuffs on Eddie's wrist while impersonating Dick Tracy) Eddie Valiant, You're under arrest!\\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' GET OUT OF THERE! (yanks Roger out of the closet) Idiot. I got no keys for these cuffs.

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Hide me, Eddie, Please! (Hides in Teddy's desk) Remember, You never saw me!\\

'''Eddie Valiant:''' You want to know? (As Rogers nods) I'll tell ya! A toon killed my brother!\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Gasps as he gets frightened) A TOON?!? NO!\\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' That's right. A toon. We were investigating a robbery of the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked workin' in Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yockster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. Broke my arm. Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me. If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too.\\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' Come on, Don't cry. I don't hate ya.\\

'''Roger Rabbit:''' You do hate me. Otherwise, You wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.\\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' Well, I'm...I'm sorry I yanked your ears.\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' All the times you yanked my ears? \\
'''Eddie Valiant:''' All the times I yanked your ears.\\
'''Roger Rabbit:''' Apology accepted. Put 'er there, Pal. I feel bett- Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a Universal Studio newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.
-->--The saddest moment in the movie where Eddie Valiant tells Roger Rabbit his sob-story about the toon that killed Eddie Valiant's brother: Theodore Valiant.

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Doom:''']] Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked! JUST! LIKE! THIS!

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Doom:''']] (after the dip sprayed on to him) WAHHHHHHHHHH! YOU SPOILED BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!? I'M MELTING, MELTING!!! Oh, WHAT A WORLD, WHAT A WORLD!!! Who would ever thought a detective like you would destroy my beautiful wickedness?!? OH LOOK OUT, LOOK OUT! I'M GOING! Ooooooohhhh! Ooooohhhh! (fades to death)
-->--The villains' death scene

->'''Benny the Taxi Cab:''' Sister Mary Francis! What the hell happened in here?! I have been a cab 37 years ,and I've never seen a mess like this!\\

->'''Benny the Taxi Cab:''' Sister Mary Francis! What the hell happened in here?! I have been a cab 37 years , and I've never seen a mess like this!\\

->'''Benny the Taxi Cab:''' Sister Mary Francis! I have been a cab 37 years , And I've never seen a mess like this!\\

->'''Benny the Taxi Cab:''' I have been a cab 37 years , And I've never seen a mess like this!
->[[spoiler:'''Delores:''' What was that, a rubber mask?]]
->[[spoiler:'''Eddie Valiant:''' Yeah, And this is the rope from the safe that was dropped on Acme. I think your lab boys will find that paint's a perfect match.]]
->[[spoiler:'''L.T. Santino:''' Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!]]
->[[spoiler:'''Eddie Valiant:''' And R.K. Maroon. And my brother.]]
->'''L.T. Santino:''' Now, that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' (To Roger when he tries to sit on Eddie's brother's chair) GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! That's my brother's chair.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Yeah, Where is your brother, anyway? He looks like a sensitive and... sober fellow.
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' That's it! I'm calling the cops.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Go ahead, Call the cops. I come here for help and what do you do? You turn me in. No, no, don't feel guilty about me. So long, and thanks for nothing! (Slams the closet door)
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' THAT'S THE CLOSET! Stupe. (Hangs up the telephone) (He turns on the light as he opens the closet door)
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Jumps out of Eddie's coat as he puts the hand cuffs on Eddie's wrist while impersonating Dick Tracy) Eddie Valiant, You're under arrest!
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' GET OUT OF THERE! (yanks Roger out of the closet) Idiot. I got no keys for these cuffs.

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Hide me, Eddie, Please! (Hides in Teddy's desk) Remember, You never saw me!
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' GET OUT OF THERE!

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' What could have possibly happened to you to turn you into such a sourpuss?
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' You want to know? (As Rogers nods) I'll tell ya! A toon killed my brother!
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Gasps as he gets frightened) A TOON?!? NO!
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' That's right. A toon. We were investigating a robbery of the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Teddy liked workin' in Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yockster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. Broke my arm. Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Sobs hysterically) No wonder you hate me. If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too.
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' Come on, Don't cry. I don't hate ya.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Yes, you do!
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' No, I don't!
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' You do hate me. Otherwise, You wouldn't have yanked my ears all those times.
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' Well, I'm...I'm sorry I yanked your ears.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' All the times you yanked my ears?
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' All the times I yanked your ears.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Apology accepted. Put 'er there, Pal. I feel bett- Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a Universal Studio newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.

-->-- The most scariest moment in this Disney movie. This was number 3 on the [[Nostalgia Critic]]'s Top 11 scariest moments in kids movies.

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Yes, You do!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' All right, I am sorry I yanked your ears!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' GET OUT OF THERE!

->[[spoiler:'''L.T. Santanio:''' Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!]]

->'''L.T. Santanio:''' Now, that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon!
-->--[[spoiler:As Eddie Valiant and L.T. Santanio looking at Judge Doom's clothes, shoes, gloves, rubber mask... all dripping with dissolved paint.]]

->'''Roger Rabbot:''' Yeah, Where is your brother, anyway? He looks like a sensitive and... sober fellow.

->'''Benny the Taxi Cab:''' I have been a cab 37 years now, And I had never seen a mess like this!
->[[spoiler:'''Delores:''' [[spoiler:What is that, A Rubber Mask?]]
->[[spoiler:'''Eddie Valiant:''' Yup, And those are the rope that through Marvin Acme's head!]]
->[[spoiler:'''L.T. Santanio:''' So, Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!]]

->'''L.T. Santanio:''' Now, that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon!]]

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' (To Roger when he sits on Eddie's twin-brother's chair) GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! That's my twin-brother's chair.
->'''Roger Rabbot:''' Yeah, Where is your brother, Is kind of a sober fellow.

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Go ahead, Call the cops. I came to help and what did you do? You turn me in and said how guilty about me. So long, and thanks for nothing! (Slams the closet door)
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' THAT'S THE CLOSET! Stupid! (Hangs up the telephone) (He turns on the light as he opens the closet door)
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Jumps out of Eddie's coat as he puts the hand cuffs on Eddie's wrist and spoke in a British accent) Eddie Valiant, You're under arrest!

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' Hide me, Eddie, Please! (Hides into Eddie's desk) Remember, You never saw me!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' You want to know? (As Rogers nods) Well, I'll tell ya! A toon killed my brother!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. Broke my arm. Teddy never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Sobs hysterically) Oh, Eddie. No wonder you hate me. If a toon killed my brother, I'd hate me too.
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' Oh, Don't cry, Roger. I do not hate you.

->'''Roger Rabbit:''' You hate me. Otherwise, You would have yanked my ears all the time.
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' Well, I am sorry that I yanked your ears!
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' All the time you've yanked my ears? (As he cheers up) Well, Put it there, Pal. I feel so much better! Oh boy, I hope it's another cartoon. (Runs a Universal Studio newsreel) Jeepers another stupid newsreel. I hate the news.

->[[spoiler:'''Judge Doom:''']] WAAAAAAAHHHHH! YOU CURSED BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I'M MELTING, MELTING! Oh, What a world, What a world! Who ever thought of a greatest detective like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!? OH, LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! I'm going! Ooooooh, Noooooooo!
-->-- [[spoiler:Judge Doom's final words after the dip poured at him. This phrase is based on the death of the Wicked Witch of the West of The Wizard of Oz (The scene where Dorothy throws the bucket of water).]]

->'''Delores:''' [[spoiler:What is that, A Rubber Mask?]]
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' [[spoiler:Yup, And those are the rope that through Marvin Acme's head!]]
->'''L.T. Santanio:''' [[spoiler:So, Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!]]
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' [[spoiler:And R.K. Maroon. And my brother.]]
->'''L.T. Santanio:''' [[spoiler:Now, that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon!]]

->'''Judge Doom:''' WAAAAAAAHHHHH! YOU CURSED BRAT! LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! I'M MELTING, MELTING! Oh, What a world, What a world! Who ever thought of a greatest detective like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!? OH, LOOK OUT! LOOK OUT! I'm going! Ooooooh, Noooooooo!
-->-- Judge Doom's final words after the dip poured at him. This phrase is based on the death of the Wicked Witch of the West of The Wizard of Oz (The scene where Dorothy throws the bucket of water).

->'''Delores:''' What is that, A Rubber Mask?
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' Yup, And those are the rope that through Marvin Acme's head!
->'''L.T. Santanio:''' So, Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' And R.K. Maroon. And my brother.
->'''L.T. Santanio:''' Now, that's what I call one seriously disturbed toon!
-->--As Eddie Valiant and L.T. Santanio looking at Judge Doom's clothes, shoes, gloves, rubber mask... all dripping with dissolved paint.

->'''Judge Doom:''' Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother, I talked! JUST! LIKE! THIS!

-->-- The most scariest moment in this Disney movie. This was number 1 on the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 scariest moments in kids movies.

->'''L.T. Santanio:''' So Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' (To Roger when he sits on Eddie's brother's chair) GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! That's my brother's chair.

->'''L.T. Santanio:''' Judge Doom killed Marvin Acme!
->'''Eddie Valiant:''' And R.K. Maroon, And my twin-brother!
->'''L.T. Santanio:''' Now, That's what I call a serious disturbed toon!
-->--As Eddie Valiant and L.T. Santanio looks the the dead body of Judge Doom.

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' (To Roger when he sits on Eddie's Twin-Brother's chair) GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR! That's my twin-brother's chair.

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' THAT'S THE CLOSET! Stupe (Hangs up the telephone) (He turns on the light as he opens the closet door)

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' You want to know? (As Rogers nods) Well, I'll tell ya! A toon killed my twin-brother!

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' That's right. A toon. We were investigating an armed robbery at the First National Bank of Toontown. Back in those days, me and Theodore liked workin' Toontown. Thought it was a lotta laughs. Anyway, this guy got away with a zillion simoleons. We trailed him to a little dive down on Yukster Street. We went in. Only he got the drop on us. Literally. Dropped a piano on us from 15 stories. It hurt my arm, and Theodore never made it. I never did find out who that guy was. All I remember was him standin' over me laughin', with those burnin' red eyes, and that high, squeaky voice. He disappeared into Toontown after that.
->'''Roger Rabbit:''' (Sobs hysterically) Oh, Eddie. No wonder you hate me. If a toon killed my twin-brother, You would have hate me too.

-->--The saddest moment in the movie where Eddie Valiant tells Roger Rabbit his sob-story about the toon that killed Eddie Valiant's twin-brother: Theodore Valiant.

->'''Judge Doom:''' Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your twin-brother, I talked! JUST! LIKE! THIS!

-->-- The most scariest moment in this Disney movie. This was number 1 on the Nostalgia Critic's Top 11 scariest moments in kids movies.

-->--The saddest moment in the movie where Eddie Valiant tells Roger Rabbit his sob-story about the toon that killed Eddie Valiant's twin-brother: Theodore Valiant.

-->-- When Roger tries to hide from the Toon Patrol weasels.

-->--From Eddie's office scene.

->'''Eddie Valiant:''' GET OUT OF THERE!

-->--As Eddie Valiant and L.T. Santanio looks the the dead body of Judge Doom.

->'''L.T. Santanio:''' Now, That's what I call a serious disturbed toon!

-->-- Judge Doom's final words after the dip poured at him. This phrase is based on the death of the Wicked Witch of the West of The Wizard of Oz (The scene where Dorothy throws the bucket of water).