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->'''king_of_spades65''': Hey [[MaliciousMisnaming Damian]], did you know that there is no country in Africa that starts with K?\\
'''Doug''': Keny-\\
'''king_of_spades65''': ''(in the same donation message)'' Kenya fit these nuts in your mouth, gottem.\\
'''Doug''': Fucking got me, dude.\\
''*{{Beat}}*''\\
'''king_of_spades65''': ''([[TheTapeKnewYouWouldSayThat still in the same donation message]])'' Fucking got me dude. Gottem again.\\
'''The rest of Twitch Chat:''' [[{{CharacterCatchphrase}} GOTTEM]]
-->--'''WebVideo/DougDoug'''
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->'''Danny''': ''[[LateToTheRealization OH]],'' god damn... ''(laughs)'' Well aren't you proud of yourself!

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->'''Danny''': ''[[LateToTheRealization ''[[DelayedReaction OH]],'' god damn... ''(laughs)'' Well aren't you proud of yourself!
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->'''Danny''': ''OH,'' god damn... ''(laughs)'' Well aren't you proud of yourself!

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->'''Danny''': ''OH,'' ''[[LateToTheRealization OH]],'' god damn... ''(laughs)'' Well aren't you proud of yourself!

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->'''Arin''': Is it...updog?
->'''Danny''': What are you talking about?! I don't know what updog is!

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->'''Arin''': Is it...updog?
Dude, was there updog in there?
->'''Danny''': What are you talking about?! abo- I don't know what updog is!is!
->'''Arin''': Updog?
->'''Danny''': ''(chuckles)'' What are you saying?



->'''Danny''': What is updog-- ''OH.''

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->'''Danny''': What is updog-- ''OH.''updog?



->'''Danny''': Well aren't you proud of yourself!

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->'''Danny''': ''OH,'' god damn... ''(laughs)'' Well aren't you proud of yourself!yourself!
->''(both Grumps laugh)''
->'''Danny''': Oh my god, that's the happiest I've ever seen you!
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-->-- '''Sylvester''', ''VideoGame/DaveEXE''

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-->-- '''Sylvester''', '''Sylvester''' upon spotting the player, ''VideoGame/DaveEXE''
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->''"Have you heard of ligma?"''\\
''"Didn't think anyone was left. Not after deez that is."''
-->-- '''Sylvester''', ''VideoGame/DaveEXE''
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->'''Henry VIII''': That settles it. Get 'er annulled.

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->'''Henry VIII''': ->'''King Henry''': That settles it. Get 'er annulled.



->'''Henry VIII''': Annul the marriage, ya FOOL!

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->'''Henry VIII''': ->'''King Henry''': Annul the marriage, ya FOOL!
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->'''Sid''': Balls.

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->'''Sid''': Balls."Balls".



->'''Kommandant Fokker''': Nein nein, Kapitan!

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->'''Kommandant Fokker''': Nein Nein, nein, Kapitan!
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->'''Arin''': Is it...updog?
->'''Danny''': What are you talking about?! I don't know what updog is!
->'''Arin''': No, it's updog.
->'''Danny''': What is updog-- ''OH.''
->'''Arin''': ''(hysterical laughter)''
->'''Danny''': Well aren't you proud of yourself!
->'''Arin''': ''(still laughing)'' I have never in my life ''ever'' gotten that to work!
-->-- ''WebVideo/GameGrumps''
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->'''Kapitan Binder''': So! You are wishing to get out. We can arrange it. Ten days in the cooler!
->'''Kommandant Fokker''': Nein nein, Kapitan!
->'''Kapitan Binder''': As you wish, Herr Kommandant. Nine days in the cooler!
-->-- ''Script/CarryOnEscaping''
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->'''Sergeant Strapp''': Pistol!
->'''Captain Fancey''': What? I haven't 'ad a drop!
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnDick''
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->'''Mr. Boggs''': Fakes, that's all they are, sitting there lookin' in their crystal whatsnames.
->'''Sid''': Balls.
->'''Mr. Boggs''': I quite agree! Absolutely ridiculous!
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnAtYourConvenience''
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-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''

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-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''''Series/SesameStreet''

->'''Henry VIII''': That settles it. Get 'er annulled.
->'''Cardinal Wolsey''': "An old" what, Sire?
->'''Henry VIII''': Annul the marriage, ya FOOL!
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnHenry''
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-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''

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-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''

->'''Harvey Kneeslapper''': "Oh, hi there! Did you know that ''(bursts out laughing)'' stickies are very useful?"
->'''Man''': "No, uh... what's a sticky for?"
->'''Harvey Kneeslapper''': "Oh! Oh! Uh... how's that?"
->'''Man''': "I ''said'', 'what's a sticky for?'."
->'''Harvey Kneeslapper''': ''(sticks a four sticker to the man's chest)'' "This! It's sticky, and it's a four!"
-->-- ''Series/SesameStreet''
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-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''

-> '''Daffy''': Well, Bugs, it's that time of year again: Wabbit Season. I hate to be the bird of bad news, but this certainly isn't your day.
-> '''Bugs''': What are you talking about, Daff? It's ''Nut'' Season.
-> '''Daffy''': Nut Season? What's that supposed to be?
-> '''Bugs''': Unfortunately, it's that time of year where I finally get ligma.
-> '''Daffy''': What the hell is ligma?
-> '''Bugs''': "Ligma" nuts! ''[laughs]''
-> '''Daffy''': OOH, YOU SCREWY RABBIT! That's it, I'm not falling for that bullshit! Not again!
-> '''Bugs''': Oh, Daff, you really got me weiaton.
-> '''Daffy''': E-Wait, is that even a word? What's weiaton?
-> '''Bugs''': My nuts "weiaton." Mind if I drop 'em in your mouth? ''[laughs]''
-> '''Daffy''': OOOOOHH, YOU SCREWY RABBIT!! That's it, I'm not falling for nothing! Don't even give me that lip, I don't wanna hear it!
-> '''Bugs''': That's too bad, Daff. Guess I'm gonna have to tell Candice.
-> '''Daffy''': Wait, who's Candi-
-> ''[two {{beat}}s]''
-> '''Daffy''': Oh no. Not again. This conversation is ''over'', Bugs. I am ''out of here.''
-> '''Bugs''': All right, Daff, you got me. I know when I'm beat. You certainly got me caught.
-> '''Daffy''': Yeah! You're right, Bugs, I sure got you caught!
-> '''Bugs''': Yeah...Caught choking on my nuts-
-> '''Daffy''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint NOW YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I]]''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''YOU''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''BASTARD-''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P276JiOmTo4 Bugs is Nuts About Ducks]]''

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-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''

-> '''Daffy''': Well, Bugs, it's that time of year again: Wabbit Season. I hate to be the bird of bad news, but this certainly isn't your day.
-> '''Bugs''': What are you talking about, Daff? It's ''Nut'' Season.
-> '''Daffy''': Nut Season? What's that supposed to be?
-> '''Bugs''': Unfortunately, it's that time of year where I finally get ligma.
-> '''Daffy''': What the hell is ligma?
-> '''Bugs''': "Ligma" nuts! ''[laughs]''
-> '''Daffy''': OOH, YOU SCREWY RABBIT! That's it, I'm not falling for that bullshit! Not again!
-> '''Bugs''': Oh, Daff, you really got me weiaton.
-> '''Daffy''': E-Wait, is that even a word? What's weiaton?
-> '''Bugs''': My nuts "weiaton." Mind if I drop 'em in your mouth? ''[laughs]''
-> '''Daffy''': OOOOOHH, YOU SCREWY RABBIT!! That's it, I'm not falling for nothing! Don't even give me that lip, I don't wanna hear it!
-> '''Bugs''': That's too bad, Daff. Guess I'm gonna have to tell Candice.
-> '''Daffy''': Wait, who's Candi-
-> ''[two {{beat}}s]''
-> '''Daffy''': Oh no. Not again. This conversation is ''over'', Bugs. I am ''out of here.''
-> '''Bugs''': All right, Daff, you got me. I know when I'm beat. You certainly got me caught.
-> '''Daffy''': Yeah! You're right, Bugs, I sure got you caught!
-> '''Bugs''': Yeah...Caught choking on my nuts-
-> '''Daffy''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint NOW YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I]]''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''YOU''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''BASTARD-''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P276JiOmTo4 Bugs is Nuts About Ducks]]''
''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''
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-> '''Daffy''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint NOW YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I-]]''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''YOU''''' ''[unintelligible]'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''[unintelligible]'' '''''BASTARD-''''' ''[unintelligible]''

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-> '''Daffy''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint NOW YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I-]]''''' I]]''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''YOU''''' ''[unintelligible]'' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''[unintelligible]'' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''BASTARD-''''' ''[unintelligible]''''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]''

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Excerpted from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet", Act II, Scene 2:


Polonius: What do you read, my lord?

Hamlet: Words, words, words.

Polonius: What is the matter, my lord?

Hamlet: Between who?

Polonius: I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

Hamlet: Slanders, sir; for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams. All which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for you yourself, sir, should be old as I am if, like a crab, you could go backward.

Polonius [aside]: Though there be madness, yet there is madness in't. -- [to Hamlet] Will you walk out of the air, my lord?

Hamlet: Into my grave?

Polonius: Indeed, that is out of the air. [aside] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of. [to Hamlet] My honorable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.

Hamlet: You cannot sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal -- except my life, except my life, except my life.

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Excerpted from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet", Act II, Scene 2:


Polonius:
-> '''Polonius:''' What do you read, my lord?

Hamlet:
lord?
-> '''Hamlet:'''
Words, words, words.

Polonius:
words.
-> '''Polonius:'''
What is the matter, my lord?

Hamlet:
lord?
-> '''Hamlet:'''
Between who?

Polonius:
who?
-> '''Polonius:'''
I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

Hamlet:
lord.
-> '''Hamlet:'''
Slanders, sir; for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams. All which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for you yourself, sir, should be old as I am if, like a crab, you could go backward.

Polonius [aside]:
backward.
-> '''Polonius''': ''[aside]''
Though there be madness, yet there is madness in't. -- [to Hamlet] ''[to Hamlet]'' Will you walk out of the air, my lord?

Hamlet:
lord?
-> '''Hamlet:'''
Into my grave?

Polonius:
grave?
-> '''Polonius:'''
Indeed, that is out of the air. [aside] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of. [to Hamlet] My honorable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.

Hamlet:
you.
-> '''Hamlet:'''
You cannot sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal -- except my life, except my life, except my life.life.
-->-- ''Theatre/{{Hamlet}}''

-> '''Daffy''': Well, Bugs, it's that time of year again: Wabbit Season. I hate to be the bird of bad news, but this certainly isn't your day.
-> '''Bugs''': What are you talking about, Daff? It's ''Nut'' Season.
-> '''Daffy''': Nut Season? What's that supposed to be?
-> '''Bugs''': Unfortunately, it's that time of year where I finally get ligma.
-> '''Daffy''': What the hell is ligma?
-> '''Bugs''': "Ligma" nuts! ''[laughs]''
-> '''Daffy''': OOH, YOU SCREWY RABBIT! That's it, I'm not falling for that bullshit! Not again!
-> '''Bugs''': Oh, Daff, you really got me weiaton.
-> '''Daffy''': E-Wait, is that even a word? What's weiaton?
-> '''Bugs''': My nuts "weiaton." Mind if I drop 'em in your mouth? ''[laughs]''
-> '''Daffy''': OOOOOHH, YOU SCREWY RABBIT!! That's it, I'm not falling for nothing! Don't even give me that lip, I don't wanna hear it!
-> '''Bugs''': That's too bad, Daff. Guess I'm gonna have to tell Candice.
-> '''Daffy''': Wait, who's Candi-
-> ''[two {{beat}}s]''
-> '''Daffy''': Oh no. Not again. This conversation is ''over'', Bugs. I am ''out of here.''
-> '''Bugs''': All right, Daff, you got me. I know when I'm beat. You certainly got me caught.
-> '''Daffy''': Yeah! You're right, Bugs, I sure got you caught!
-> '''Bugs''': Yeah...Caught choking on my nuts-
-> '''Daffy''': '''''[[RageBreakingPoint NOW YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I-]]''''' ''[[[{{Angrish}} unintelligible]]]'' '''''YOU''''' ''[unintelligible]'' '''''FUCKING''''' ''[unintelligible]'' '''''BASTARD-''''' ''[unintelligible]''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P276JiOmTo4 Bugs is Nuts About Ducks]]''
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Excerpted from William Shakespeare's "Hamlet", Act II, Scene 2:


Polonius: What do you read, my lord?

Hamlet: Words, words, words.

Polonius: What is the matter, my lord?

Hamlet: Between who?

Polonius: I mean, the matter that you read, my lord.

Hamlet: Slanders, sir; for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards; that their faces are wrinkled; their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum; and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams. All which, sir, though I most powerfully and potently believe, yet I hold it not honesty to have it thus set down; for you yourself, sir, should be old as I am if, like a crab, you could go backward.

Polonius [aside]: Though there be madness, yet there is madness in't. -- [to Hamlet] Will you walk out of the air, my lord?

Hamlet: Into my grave?

Polonius: Indeed, that is out of the air. [aside] How pregnant sometimes his replies are! a happiness that often madness hits on, which reason and sanity could not so prosperously be delivered of. [to Hamlet] My honorable lord, I will most humbly take my leave of you.

Hamlet: You cannot sir, take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal -- except my life, except my life, except my life.

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