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->She says, “I know you! You’re an artist, draw a picture of me!”
I say, “I would if I could, but I don’t do sketches from memory.”
“Well,” she says, “I’m right here in front of you, or haven’t you looked?”
I say, “All right, I know, but I don’t have my drawing book.”
She gives me a napkin, she says, “You can do it on that.”
I say, “Yes I could, but I don’t know where my pencil is at.”
She pulls one out from behind her ear
She says, “All right now, go ahead, draw me, I’m standing right here!”
I make a few lines and I show it for her to see
She takes the napkin and throws it back and says, “That don’t look a thing like me!”
-->-- BobDylan, "Highlands"
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->''"There is a diabolical twist to {{Star Wars}} StarWars fandom, you see, that defies comprehension, and yet is the life-blood of all Star Wars fans. It is this: '''Star Wars fans hate Star Wars'''. If you run into somebody who tells you they thought the franchise was quite enjoyable, and they very-much liked the originals as well as the prequels, and even own everything on DVD, and a few of the books, these imposters'' are not Star Wars Fans."''
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-->-- '''[[ImageBoards Anonymous]]''' impersonating '''ShigeruMiyamoto'''
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->''"I thought Zelda was getting stale, so I made [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]. You all hated [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]] and said it was for babies, So I followed OOT and made TwilightPrincess.[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTwilightPrincess Twilight Princess]]. Oooooo but noooo, now you love [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]! WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! So at this E3 I [[TakeAThirdOption made a morph with Twilight Princess and Wind Waker]] and called it ''SkywardSword''. And you don't like Skyward Sword either. You love Wind Waker and Twilight Princess now. [[PrecisionFStrike WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WANT!!!!?]] That's why I made WiiSports. At least the kids and moms will always like it!"''
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''{{Spinnerette}}!''
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-->-- '''[[http://www.formspring.me/bclev/q/635045732 Brian Clevinger]]''', on the ''[[EightBitTheater ''[[Webcomic/EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]'' archive design
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->''"I thought Zelda was getting stale, so I made WindWaker. [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]. You all hated WindWaker [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]] and said it was for babies, So I followed OOT and made TwilightPrincess. Oooooo but noooo, now you love WindWaker! [[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaTheWindWaker Wind Waker]]! WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! So at this E3 I [[TakeAThirdOption made a morph with Twilight Princess and Wind Waker]] and called it ''SkywardSword''. And you don't like Skyward Sword either. You love Wind Waker and Twilight Princess now. [[PrecisionFStrike WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WANT!!!!?]] That's why I made WiiSports. At least the kids and moms will always like it!"''
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->''"Gotta love video gamers who complain about the stagnation of repetitive, copy & paste sequels; they are always the first to complain when something new is introduced to reinvigorate the series."''
-->-- A comment on the Video Game Awards 2011 trailer of [[MetalGearSolidRising Metal Gear Rising: Revengence]] on YouTube
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-->-- TheShaggs '''TheShaggs''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU "Philosophy of the World"]]
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->''"You've done nothing but complain endlessly about this game for years and years. Yet you've logged on every day since then. I still see you in-game playing. I still see you hosting games. I see you joining games. I see you coming up with strategies. This game sucks so much yet you still pay the monthly fee. I think this means despite all your complaints, they're doing'' '''something''' ''right.''
-->-- A ''TheReasonYouSuckSpeech'' that was given at a forum about video games.
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->''You can't please all of the people all of the time, and last night all of those people were at my show.''
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->''"I thought Zelda was getting stale, so I made WindWaker. You all hated WindWaker and said it was for babies, So I followed OOT and made TwilightPrincess. Oooooo but noooo, now you love WindWaker! WELL YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE! So at this E3 I [[TakeAThirdOption made a morph with Twilight Princess and Wind Waker]] and called it ''SkywardSword''. And you don't like Skyward Sword either. You love Wind Waker and Twilight Princess now. [[PrecisionFStrike WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU WANT!!!!?]] That's why I made WiiSports. At least the kids and moms will always like it!"''
-->-- '''[[ImageBoards Anonymous]]''' impersonating '''ShigeruMiyamoto'''
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This copypasta is ALSO getting stale.
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->''It doesn't matter what you do''
->''It doesn't matter what you say''
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->''It doesn't matter where you go''
->''It doesn't matter who you see''
->''There will always be someone who disagrees''
-->-- TheShaggs [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxPsXPCR5MU "Philosophy of the World"]]
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->''"This all started with my [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles TMNT]] review, which, I'd like to point out, everybody requested me to do and yet got really pissed off when I did it. Does my audience have multiple personality disorder?"''
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->''"For fans, they sure do complain a lot."''
-->-- [[{{Supernatural}} Dean Winchester]]
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->''"Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices the happier you will be for it. [[HypocriticalHumor Incidentally, why not buy some]] [[TheMerch Zero Punctuation T-Shirts]]?"''
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->''"Fans are clingy complaining dipshits who will never ever be grateful for any concession you make. The moment you shut out their shrill, tremulous voices the happier you will be for it. [[HypocriticalHumor Incidentally, why not buy some]] a]] [[TheMerch Zero Punctuation T-Shirts]]?"''T-Shirt]]?"''
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->'''Niles''': * raises glass* "To impossible standards!"
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-->--''{{Frasier}}''
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->''"'Hardcore' Gamers are basically the Parents of gaming. They complained about not having tutorials because a lot of them didn't have the manual, they complained about how they had to wait for the magazines to find out the secret areas...and now that we have sites like GameFAQs that offer detailed walkthroughs free of charge and built-in-tutorials, they're whining at how it's all dumbed down and saying 'in my day, we...' because they didn't '''have''' those boons."''
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-->-- '''Anonymous''' impersonating '''Shigeru Miyamoto'''
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-->--'''Anonymous''' '''[[ImageBoards Anonymous]]''' impersonating '''Shigeru Miyamoto'''
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-> ''"You can please some of the people all of the time, you can please all of the people some of the time, but you can't please all of the people all of the time"
-->-- '''John Lydgate''', later paraphrased by Abraham Lincoln