History Quotes / ThoseWackyNazis

->''It was like having a machine about the place, bringing tea by numbers; you could almost hear the whirr and click with every action. In fact, he was a robot-genie, with the gift of sudden shattering appearance; he would be out on the verandah, standing at ease, and if I so much as coughed he would be quivering in the doorway shouting "Saar!", ready to fetch me a box of matches or march on Moscow. I began to understand Frederick the Great and Hitler; given a couple of million Hanses at your beck and call, the temptation to say "Occupy Europe at once!" must be overpowering.''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', ''Literature/McAuslan''

'''General Stumm:''' I'm Schtum! Ze Nazi general with a steely streak to my character. You vill find that I am alvays removing my gloves. So... I disapprove of ozzer generals being measured for new uniforms! And I am also ze one who is alvays vinding up the telephone and saying, ''"Get me ze Führer!"''\\

'''General Stumm:''' I'm Stumm! The Nazi general with a mean streak to my character. You will find that I am always removing my gloves. So... I disapprove of other generals being measured for new uniforms! And I am also the one who is always winding up the telephone and saying, ''"Get me the Führer!"''\\

'''General Matthau: '''Well, you leave me no choice. I am the Nazi general who is outwardly calm, but subject to some and inexplicable '''''fits! Of! Temper!'''''

'''Willingham:''' No offense sir, [[CasualDangerDialogue but you're being awfully casual about this.]] I mean, as casual as usual. But aren't we dealing with "[[Creator/BramStoker Meets [[{{VideoGame/Wolfenstein}} Castle Wolfenstein]]" shit here?\\

'''Willingham:''' No offense sir, [[CasualDangerDialogue but you're being awfully casual about this.]] I mean, as casual as usual. But aren't we dealing with "[[Creator/BramStoker Meets [[{{VideoGame/Wolfenstein}}Castle Wolfenstein]]" shit here?\\

-->--''Hellsing Ultimate Abridged''

->"Illinois Nazis. I ''hate'' Illinois Nazis."
-->--'''Jake Blues''', ''Film/BluesBrothers''

-->-- '''Smith & Jones''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM Nazi Generals]]''

->'''General Gruber:''' I am Gruber. As you can see, I am ze Nazi general who is always being fitted for a new uniform. I enjoy the company of beautiful women, and listening to classical music... with my eyes ''shut!''\\
'''General Stumm:''' I'm Stumm! The Nazi general with a mean streak to my character. You will find that I am always removing my gloves. So... I disapprove of other generals being measured for new uniforms! And I am also the one who is always winding up the telephone and saying, ''"Get me the Führer!"''\\
'''General von Dünkel:''' Gentlemen! Allow me to introduce myself. General von Dünkel. I am the slightly pervy general. Und I may also be a little bit ''gaaay''. As you can see, I have a twitch, und I am always dubbing my mouth with a handkerchief, because I have no lips.\\
'''General Kessler:''' Good Evening, gentlemen. I am Kessler! I am the easygoing general who does not need to salute properly. You will note my ''ludicrous'' scar and my obvious limp. I also have spent many happy years in London. The reason for my uniform being to a slightly different colour to yours is never explained.\\
'''General Matthau: '''Well, you leave me no choice. I am the Nazi general who is outwardly calm, but subject to some and inexplicable '''''fits! Of! Temper!'''''
-->-- '''Smith & Jones''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM Nazi Generals]]''

-->--'''''Series/StarTrekVoyager''''', "The Killing Game Pt. II"

-->--'''Creator/MelBrooks'''

!!!Fiction
->'''General Gruber:''' I am Gruber. As you can see, I am ze Nazi general who is always being fitted for a new uniform. I enjoy the company of beautiful women, and listening to classical music... with my eyes ''shut!''
->'''General Stumm:''' I'm Stumm! The Nazi general with a mean streak to my character. You will find that I am always removing my gloves. So... I disapprove of other generals being measured for new uniforms! And I am also the one who is always winding up the telephone and saying, ''"Get me the Führer!"''
->'''General von Dünkel:''' Gentlemen! Allow me to introduce myself. General von Dünkel. I am the slightly pervy general. Und I may also be a little bit ''gaaay''. As you can see, I have a twitch, und I am always dubbing my mouth with a handkerchief, because I have no lips.
->'''General Kessler:''' Good Evening, gentlemen. I am Kessler! I am the easygoing general who does not need to salute properly. You will note my ''ludicrous'' scar and my obvious limp. I also have spent many happy years in London. The reason for my uniform being to a slightly different colour to yours is never explained.
->'''General Matthau: '''Well, you leave me no choice. I am the Nazi general who is outwardly calm, but subject to some and inexplicable '''''fits! Of! Temper!'''''
-->-- '''Smith & Jones''', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Z6tv7cQmM Nazi Generals]]''

->''"Nazis. I hate these guys."''

->''"Don't be stupid, be a smarty!\\
Come and join the Nazi Party!"''
-->--"Springtime For Hitler", ''Film/TheProducers''

->''"Illinois Nazis. I ''[[OverlyNarrowSuperlative hate]]'' Illinois Nazis."''

->'''Lt. Paris:''' He's wearing a Nazi uniform. We're on Earth during the Second World War.\\
'''Seven of Nine:''' "Nazi"?\\
'''Paris:''' Totalitarian fanatics bent on world conquest--the Borg of their day. ([[ImStandingRightHere No offense.]])\\

-->--'''[[TabletopGame/{{GURPS}} GURPS WWII: Iron Cross]]'''

->''"Lisa get away from him, he's a Nazi! I know Jews is bad but thems is worse!"''
-->-- '''''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'''''

->''"YOU DARE SPEAK TO THE MASTER RACE THAT WAY?"''
-->-- '''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} Zane McBane]]'''

->''"Hitler's brain is still alive, and still controls the Aluminum Nazi Hell Creatures From Beneath The Hollow Earth."''
-->-- ''Literature/PrincipiaDiscordia''

->''"Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason ''they'' can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers."''
-->-- An analysis of Neo-Nazis, from ''The Badger'' comic

->''It was like having a machine about the place, bringing tea by numbers; you could almost hear the whirr and click with every action. In fact, he was a robot-genie, with the gift of sudden shattering appearance; he would be out on the verandah, standing at ease, and if I so much as coughed he would be quivering in the doorway shouting "Saar!", ready to fetch me a box of matches or march on Moscow. I began to understand Frederick the Great and Hitler; given a couple of million Hanses at your beck and call, the temptation to say "Occupy Europe at once!" must be overpowering.''
-->-- '''Creator/GeorgeMacDonaldFraser''', ''Literature/McAuslan''

->'''The Major:''' Gentlemen...[[CaptainObvious ve...are Nazis!]]\\

->'''The Doctor''': [[CurbstompBattle Also, I believe our forces are being quite literally slaughtered!]]
->'''The Major''': [[AcceptableTargets Oh, who gives a shit? They're Nazis!]]
-->--'''WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged'''

->"Funny how Nazis are always the bad guys. Hello, OSS 117? We are in 1955. Can we have a second chance?"
-->-- ''Film/OSS117CairoNestOfSpies''

->"YOU UTTER FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST IN THE WORLD!"
-->--'''Rudol von Stroheim''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureBattleTendency''

!!!On works
->''"It's been one of my [[CreatorThumbprint lifelong jobs]]: to make the world laugh at Adolf Hitler."''

->''"Satire is great, but for Nazis you use baseball bats and broken bottles."''

->''"Nothing horrified—or amused us—like Nazis."''
-->-- ''Literature/EarthTheBook''

->''"Schmidt demonstrates once again that, when it comes to movie villains, you can't do better than Nazis."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/captain-america-the-first-avenger-2011 in his review of]] ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''

->''"Other websites like to tiptoe around the issue, but we've never hesitated to come out and just say it: The Nazis were bad."''
-->--'''''Website/{{Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/article_19840_5-nazi-plans-that-prove-they-were-dumber-than-you-think.html "5 Nazi Plans That Prove They Were Dumber Than You Think"]]

->''"There's always two things that you'll find in a Naziploitation film: 1) That same picture of Hitler will be in the background of ''all'' of them, and 2) No matter what the plot is, there will be a character who shows up to tell you that whatever's going on is of 'ze Führer's highest priority!'"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob''', ''Film/IlsaSheWolfOfTheSS''

->''"The thing is, apparently, when you give Creator/TerranceDicks the freedom to unleash the darker corners of his mind and write a story for adults that doesn’t have any pesky constraints or censorship… you get Nazis. And, I mean, this isn’t entirely unfair - the Nazis are, in fact, really horrific. But there’s something deeply charming about the fact that, when told he can write [[DarkerAndEdgier an adult novel]], Terrance Dicks is apparently the sort of person who goes, 'at last, I can put something really horrible in my book. Like Nazis!'"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/08/then-suddenly-one-year-there-was-no.html El Sandifer]]'''

->''"Can it be? Nazis! A blessing from the heavens! The developers did something right for once!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/UrinatingTree Fat Mann Judgeth]]''' reviewing ''VideoGame/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'' for the UsefulNotes/SegaGenesis

-->-- Creator/ChristopherHitchens

->''I know what you're going to say: "Yahtzee!\\
You slick Internet paparazzi!\\
Surely it's ALWAYS fun\\
To stick the butt of a gun\\
Up the arse of a goose-stepping Nazi!''
-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''', reviewing ''VideoGame/{{Wolfenstein 2009}}'' [[RhymingEpisode in limericks]]

-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', [[http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20110720/REVIEWS/110729997 in his review of]] ''Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger''

''GESUNDHEIT! GESUNDHEIT!''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Hellsing Ultimate: The Abridged Series]]'''

->"Gentlemen...[[CaptainObvious we...are Nazis!]]"
->"SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!"
->"And we...will have war!"
->"SEIG HEIL! SEIG HEIL!"
->"And we...a-and we...ACHOO!"
->"GESUNDHEIT! GESUNDHEIT!"

-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/08/then-suddenly-one-year-there-was-no.html Phil Sandifer]]'''

->''"Year, er...Hans? I just noticed something. The badges on our caps, have you looked at them? Have you noticed that our caps [[CardCarryingVillain actually have little pictures of skulls on them?]] Hans, are we the baddies?"''
-->--''Series/ThatMitchellAndWebbLook''

-->--'''[[WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation Yahtzee]]''', reviewing Wolfenstein [[RhymesOnADime in limericks]]

-->--''Series/MitchellAndWebb''

-->-- '''[[WebVideo/HellsingUltimateAbridged Hellsing Ultimate: The Abridged Series]]''