History Quotes / ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs

--> --'''TheRant for [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/inventory-3/ this]] Webcomic/{{Shortpacked}} strip.'''

->First, the people responsible for the ''Planet of the Apes'' sequels tried to get ''{{Film/Dune}}'' off the ground with two different directors and two different screenwriters... The second company meant to turn it into a 10-hour miniseries starring Creator/SalvadorDali, [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]], and Creator/HerveVillechaize and featuring a soundtrack by Music/PinkFloyd. The ticket stub to see this movie would've been a tab of LSD.

->''After Film/AntMan asked the question, "You ever watch [[Film/IronMan1 Iron Man]], but small?" Marvel's [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 latest solo movie]] invites you to ask another: "You ever watch Iron Man... on weeeeeeeeed?!"''

->I love the fact that Jack mentions that Torchwood is '"beyond the United Nations."'' He’s basically saying ''"we’re [[[Series/DoctorWho UNIT]] with [[RatedMForMoney sex and swearing!]]"''

->First, the people responsible for the ''Planet of the Apes'' sequels tried to get ''{{Film/Dune}}'' off the ground with two different directors and two different screenwriters... The second company meant to turn it into a 10-hour miniseries starring Creator/SalvadorDali, [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]], and [[Series/FantasyIsland Herve Villechaize]] and featuring a soundtrack by Music/PinkFloyd. The ticket stub to see this movie would've been a tab of LSD.

->''After Film/AntMan asked the question, "You ever watch Film/IronMan1, but small?" Marvel's [[Film/DoctorStrange2016 latest solo movie]] invites you to ask another: "You ever watch Iron Man... on weeeeeeeeed?!"''

-->-- '''Narrator''', ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''

->E.Y.E. is basically like VideoGame/DeusEx would have been if Eidos had spent its time licking toads and drinking Red Bull. It takes Deus Ex's gameplay, then proceeds to fuck that gameplay in the eye socket while listening to Cameo's "Word Up" on repeat. This is a game in which you can hack doors, turrets, computers, and even players, and if you fail, the doors will hack you back! This is a game in which your character can become mad, paranoid, or too frightened to fire his own gun. In which you can have 32-player co-op, which is totally broken, but just fucking have it anyway, just fucking have it!

-->--'''[[WebVideo/{{Jimquisition}} Jim Sterling]]''' on ''VideoGame/EYEDivineCybermancy''

-->-- [[BumReviews Chester A. Bum]] on ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

Ret-con? Naming a drug that serves as a plot device after a contempora

->''"They're like the family from hell on acid that's on steroids."''

-> ''"It's like LSD... [-[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment ON ACID]]!-]"''

->''"This is basically a Galasso strip. On acid. [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Bat acid]]."''

->'''Dora''': Tracks three through five, "The Dark Elves' Grimoire Parts One Through Three", are [[ConLang entirely in Elvish]].
->'''Faye''': It's good thing you can't actually understand anything the singer growls, because [[HeavyMithril these lyrics]] read like Tolkien on PCP.
->'''Dora''': According to the band's website, [[ShapedLikeItself massive amounts of both were involved in the recording process]].

->'''"We're seeing the clouds of cocaine that fueled the script-writing session behind this movie."'''

->''It's like if you got a person drunk, gave him a bunch of drugs, butt him around and then send him off to an [[FanConvention anime con]], ''this'' is what he would see!''

->''"First, the people responsible for the ''Planet of the Apes'' sequels tried to get ''{{Film/Dune}}'' off the ground with two different directors and two different screenwriters... The second company meant to turn it into a 10-hour miniseries starring Creator/SalvadorDali, [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]], and [[Series/FantasyIsland Herve Villechaize]] and featuring a soundtrack by Music/PinkFloyd. The ticket stub to see this movie would've been a tab of LSD."''

->''"First, the people responsible for the ''Planet of the Apes'' sequels tried to get ''{{Literature/Dune}}'' off the ground with two different directors and two different screenwriters... The second company meant to turn it into a 10-hour miniseries starring Creator/SalvadorDali, [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]], and [[Series/FantasyIsland Herve Villechaize]] and featuring a soundtrack by Music/PinkFloyd. The ticket stub to see this movie would've been a tab of LSD."''

--> -- '''Julius Caesar''', ''CloneHigh''

--> -- From the {{Rifftrax}} for ''BatmanAndRobin''.

->''"First, the people responsible for the ''Planet of the Apes'' sequels tried to get ''{{Literature/Dune}}'' off the ground with two different directors and two different screenwriters... The second company meant to turn it into a 10-hour miniseries starring Creator/SalvadorDali, [[Music/TheRollingStones Mick Jagger]], and [[Series/FantasyIsland HerveVillechaize]] and featuring a soundtrack by Music/PinkFloyd. The ticket stub to see this movie would've been a tab of LSD."''
-->--'''''{{Website/Cracked}}''''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-famous-filmmakers-whose-dream-projects-were-disasters/ "5 Famous Filmmakers Whose Dream Projects Were Disasters"]]

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->''You ever go to an [[FanConvention anime con]]? ({{beat}}) Just imagine a whole movie like that! It's like if you got a person drunk, gave him a bunch of drugs, butt him around and then send him off to an anime con, ''this'' is what he would see!''

->''You ever go to an anime con? ({{beat}}) Just imagine a whole movie like that! It's like if you got a person drunk, gave him a bunch of drugs, butt him around and then send him off to an anime con, ''this'' is what he would see!''

->''You ever go to an anime con? ''({{beat}})'' Just imagine a whole movie like that! It's like if you got a person drunk, gave him a bunch of drugs, butt him around and then send him off to an anime con, ''this'' is what he would see!''

->''You ever go to an anime con? Just imagine a whole movie like that! It's like if you got a person drunk, gave him a bunch of drugs, butt him around and then send him off to an anime con, ''this'' is what he would see!''

-->-- [[BumReviews Chester A. Bum]] describing ''Film/ScottPilgrimVsTheWorld''

-->-- '''Woman describing [[TheSimpsons The Simpson]] family''', "Any Given Sundance"

--> --'''TheRant for [[http://www.shortpacked.com/2011/comic/book-13/04-remedial-adulthood/inventory-3/ this]] {{Shortpacked}} strip.'''