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->'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnick]]:''' Well you see, Luigi, when [[UnusualEuphemism a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama Mia’s ravioli]], a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.

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->'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnick]]:''' Well you see, Luigi, when [[UnusualEuphemism a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama Mia’s mia’s ravioli]], a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
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->'''[[Manga/JojosBizarreAdventure Dio]]:''' H-Hey [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]]! Did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
->'''[[WesternAnimation/AdventuresOfSonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnick]]:''' Well you see, Luigi, when [[UnusualEuphemism a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama Mia’s ravioli]], a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
->'''Dio:''' What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don’t understand.
-->--''VideoGame/{{Deltarune}}'' ''[[WebVideo/GamesRepainted Repainted]]''
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-> ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Everyone raises their hands.]])

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-> ([[ItMakesSenseInContext (''[[ItMakesSenseInContext Everyone raises their hands.]])]]'')
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->'''Holst''': “All right then, lads and lasses, who wants to know how babies are made?

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->'''Holst''': “All right then, lads and lasses, who wants to know how babies are made?made?”
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->'''Holst''': “All right then, lads and lasses, who wants to know how babies are made?
-> ([[ItMakesSenseInContext Everyone raises their hands.]])
-->--''VideoGame/XenobladeChronicles3''
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->'''Miss Haggerd''': Well I'm sorry Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well, what do they do?

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->'''Miss Haggerd''': Well I'm sorry sorry, Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well, what do they do?
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->''"Now, listen, here’s how it works. She’s gonna pull her rig off and she’s gonna get on all fours. Now, you stand behind her and drop your rig. Now, you’re gonna see something that looks like some kind of Japanese food. It ain’t, so don’t eat it. That’s your bullseye. Then you just start tugging on your little soldier. Wait till he gets to attention, then poke him in there. Keep poking it in there till he spits up. You’re gonna need a raincoat. She’ll have one, so don’t worry about that. As soon as you’re done, run to the bathroom, wash your crotch. That way, you don’t wake up wondering why you got oatmeal in your carpet. Breathe through your mouth so that you don’t puke. Shouldn’t be a problem for you. You got it? [[ItMakesSenseInContext You got $60?]]"''
-->-- '''Willie Soke''', ''Film/BadSanta2''
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->"And that's how babies are made." Mari put down the book, exhausted. She looked over at Hero, who seemed similarly drained. The other two, on the other hand, had unreadable expressions upon their faces.\\
"So? Any questions?" Mari tilted her head. Neither of them made a peep, or moved a muscle. Then, abruptly, Aubrey shot up.\\
"THAT'S GROSS!" Sunny also stood up, looking equally disgusted, which was a rare sight to see on the usually stoic boy.\\
"Why, Mari? I hate this! Can I just unlearn everything or something? Please?!"\\
"Oh please, quit acting like little kids." Mari frowned. "You'll get over it. I can't have you two pulling stunts like this over a silly misunderstanding." They seemed to deflate at this, sinking deep into the couch seats.
-->--''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/39928722 Big Responsibilities?]]'', an ''VideoGame/{{Omori}}'' fanfic
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->'''Miss Haggard''': Well I'm sorry Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well, what do they do?

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->'''Miss Haggard''': Haggerd''': Well I'm sorry Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well, what do they do?
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->'''Miss Haggard''': Well I'm sorry Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well what do they do?

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->'''Miss Haggard''': Well I'm sorry Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well Well, what do they do?
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->'''Dr. Soaper''': A fine talk you must have given them on the birds and the bees!
->'''Miss Haggard''': Well I'm sorry Doctor, but when I started talking about them, I suddenly realised I hadn't the foggiest idea what they did. Well what do they do?
->'''Dr. Soaper''': [[DeadpanSnarker Bees sting!]]
-->-- ''Film/CarryOnCamping''
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->'''The Cat:''' ''(when asked where he came from)'' Hmmm... How do I put this?… [[LiteralMinded When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that--]]

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->'''The Cat:''' ''(when asked where he came from)'' Hmmm... How do I put this?… [[LiteralMinded When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that--]]that—]]



'''Mufasa:''' Of course, son. Look, Simba. It starts with a girl lion and a boy lion. Now the boy lion takes his--\\

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'''Mufasa:''' Of course, son. Look, Simba. It starts with a girl lion and a boy lion. Now the boy lion takes his--\\his—\\



'''Stan Marsh''': "...Wow."

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'''Stan Marsh''': "...Wow."…Wow."



'''Wynne:''' I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms… but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other--\\

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'''Wynne:''' I know the Chantry says you dream about your babies and the good Fade spirits take them out of the Fade and leave them in your arms… but that's not true. Actually what happens is that when a girl and a boy really love each other--\\other—\\



Their protests of “Too much information!” went on deaf ears, and even seemed to egg Misato on. When she started giving tips they had simply run screaming from the apartment, holding their ears.

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Their protests of “Too “{{Too much information!” information}}!” went on deaf ears, and even seemed to egg Misato on. When she started giving tips they had simply run screaming from the apartment, holding their ears.



->'''Drew''': "--Call the stork!"

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->'''Drew''': "--Call "—Call the stork!"
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'''Cosmo:''' But I already have the puppets out.\\

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'''Cosmo:''' But I already have the puppets out.\\

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-> '''The Cat:''' ''(when asked where he came from)'' Hmmm... How do I put this?… [[LiteralMinded When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that--]]

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-> '''The ->'''The Cat:''' ''(when asked where he came from)'' Hmmm... How do I put this?… [[LiteralMinded When a mommy cat and a daddy cat love each other very much, they decide that--]]



-> Well, son... baby geese come out of eggs... and don't ask me where the egg comes from.

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-> Well, ->Well, son... baby geese come out of eggs... and don't ask me where the egg comes from.



-->--'''Misato''', ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 1''

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-->--'''Misato''', -->-- '''Misato''', ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'', ''chapter 1''



-->--''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''

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-->--''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ShrekTheThird''



-->--'''Johanna Stein''', ''How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane: And Other Lessons in Parenting From a Highly Questionable Source''

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-->--'''Johanna -->-- '''Johanna Stein''', ''How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane: And Other Lessons in Parenting From a Highly Questionable Source''



-->---''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "The Stork".

-> "Where do humans come from?
-> I heard about it from Dad and Mom, but they won't tell me!"
-->--'''Anime/StarTwinklePrettyCure''', "Oshiete! Twinkle" ending theme

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-->---''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', -->--- ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}'', "The Stork".

-> "Where ->"Where do humans come from?
-> I ->I heard about it from Dad and Mom, but they won't tell me!"
-->--'''Anime/StarTwinklePrettyCure''', -->-- '''Anime/StarTwinklePrettyCure''', "Oshiete! Twinkle" ending theme
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'''Cosmo:''' ''But I already have the puppets out.\\

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'''Cosmo:''' ''But But I already have the puppets out.\\
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->'''Timme:''' What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?\\
'''Cosmo:''' Ah, Timmy, it's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call the wands and the wings. You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...\\

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->'''Timme:''' ->'''Timmy:''' What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?\\
'''Cosmo:''' Ah, Timmy, it's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call the wands and the wings. You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...\\much…\\



-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' "Channel Chasers"

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'', "Channel Chasers"
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->'''Timme:''' What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?.\\

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->'''Timme:''' What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?.\\older?\\
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-->-- ''Series/{{TheFairlyOddParents}}'' Channel Chasers

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-->-- ''Series/{{TheFairlyOddParents}}'' Channel Chasers
''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents'' "Channel Chasers"
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'''Cosmo:''' Ah, Timmy, its time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call the wands and the wings. You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...\\

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'''Cosmo:''' Ah, Timmy, its it's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call the wands and the wings. You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...\\



-->-- ''Series/{{The Fairly OddParents}}''

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-->-- ''Series/{{The Fairly OddParents}}''
''Series/{{TheFairlyOddParents}}'' Channel Chasers
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->'''Timme:''' What do you mean older? What happens when I'm older?.\\
'''Cosmo:''' Ah, Timmy, its time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call the wands and the wings. You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...\\
'''Wanda:''' Cosmo, no. Not that speech.\\
'''Cosmo:''' ''But I already have the puppets out.\\
-->-- ''Series/{{The Fairly OddParents}}''
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->'''Amoeba 1''': "Dad, where did I come from?"
->'''Amoeba 2''': "Well, my boy, when your mother and I felt that we were ready emotionally and financially, I just did this-- ''(splits into two)''"
-->-- ''Webcomic/ThePetriDish''

->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Imagine you were a bee and Ronnie Anne was a flower. Now, the bee carefully approaches the flower, because it wants its nectar, and---"
->'''Lincoln''': "What kind of flower?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Huh?"
->'''Lincoln''': "What kind of flower is Ronnie Anne?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Well, um... I don't know. What kind of flower do you think she is?"
->'''Lincoln''': ''(thinks for a while)'' "Poison ivy."
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "That's... that won't work, Lincoln."
->'''Lincoln''': "Then, maybe a rose?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Aw, how romantic!"
->'''Lincoln''': "No, dad, I mean because of the thorns. Actually, I rather see Ronnie Anne as a bee than as a flower."
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "What? But Ronnie Anne can't be the bee!"
->'''Lincoln''': "Why not?"
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "Because... because the bee stings!"
->'''Lincoln''': "So does Ronnie Anne."
->'''Lynn Sr.''': "You know what. Forget the flower and the bee, we're going at this differently. Imagine you were a ship and Ronnie Anne was your harbor."
->'''Lincoln''': "I should imagine Ronnie Anne to be a... harbor?"
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12568479/1/Of-Flowers-and-Bees Of Flowers and Bees]]'', a fanfiction of ''WesternAnimation/TheLoudHouse''
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->'''[[TheJeeves Hampton]]''': And that is where babies come from, sir.\\
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'''[[UpperClassTwit Captain Rich]]''': I ''refuse'' to believe that the poor come form the same place as me.
-->-- ''Webcomic/FlorkOfCows''
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-->-- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/995818/2/Lion_King_Spoof This spoof]] of ''Disney/TheLionKing''

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-->-- [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/995818/2/Lion_King_Spoof This spoof]] of ''Disney/TheLionKing''
''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''
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-> I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me!"

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-> I heard about it from dad Dad and mom, Mom, but they won't tell me!"
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-> I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"

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-> I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"me!"
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-> "Where do humans come from?//

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-> "Where do humans come from?//from?
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--> "Where do humans come from?//
-> I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"//

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--> -> "Where do humans come from?//
-> I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"//me"
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-> "Where do humans come from?//
I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"//

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-> --> "Where do humans come from?//
-> I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"//
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-> "Where do humans come from?//
I heard about it from dad and mom, but they won't tell me"//
-->--'''Anime/StarTwinklePrettyCure''', "Oshiete! Twinkle" ending theme

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