History Quotes / TheLoad

->''"It has long been a maxim of MJN Airlines that so long as [[TheDitz Arthur]] stops [[UnwantedAssistance helping]], we can do anything."''

->''"It is a maxim of MJN Airlines that so long as [[TheDitz Arthur]] isn't [[UnwantedAssistance trying to help]], we can accomplish anything."''
-->--'''Carolyn''', ''Radio/CabinPressure''

Pops McGillicutty is way too old for this business. Either you force him to retire, or I'm getting out of here!

-->-- '''The Band''', "The Weight"

->''I'm the tech guy, and I still don't have tech skills, so I'm kind of deadweight."''

-->-- '''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe3'''

->''"So, Edward Carnby from the very first ''Alone in the Dark'' is somehow still alive... He gets joined by a female sidekick who'' '''SWEEPS''' ''the [[MedalOfDishonor Horrible Game Character Awards]], taking:"''\\\
'''[[RomanticPlotTumor Most Obviously Crowbarred-in Love Interest]]\\
[[TheScrappy Most Irritating]]\\
[[ArtificialStupidity Least Useful to Gameplay]]\\
[[SatelliteLoveInterest Least Necessary to Plot]]'''\\
and '''[[AndADietCoke Lifetime Achievement]]'''.\\\
''"Perhaps the crowning moment of her hideousness is when she nearly dies and the game forces you to [[PressXToNotDie press a button sequence]] in order to revive her with CPR -- although the spiteful cow never actually ''dies'', no matter how many times [[VideogameCrueltyPotential you deliberately fuck up.]]"''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', ''[[VideoGame/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Inferno]]''

->''"Roger tags along with Eddie, but he's absolutely useless for everything except being a load, where [[EverythingTryingToKillYou random birds]] can abduct him and cost you a life out of guilt. Doom's weasels will also butt in to kidnap Roger, where you're forced into a mini-quiz where you need to answer a bad pun....The pun answers are mostly obvious, nothing remotely on the level as ''[[VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland Monkey Island]]''[='=]s insult swordfighting responses, but you'll get sick of these after the first one with [[GoddamnedBats how commonly]] the dang weasels accost you."''
-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-rogerrabbit.htm Soltenga]]''' on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' (UsefulNotes/{{NES}})

->'''Lt. 'Doc[='=]''': Put him into a B-29 over Japan, and you know what you'd have?\\
'''Doug Roberts''': No I don't, Doctor.\\
'''Doc''': You'd have [[DareToBeBadass Pulver, the Congressional Medal of Honor winner]]. Pulver, who single-handedly shot down twenty-three attacking Zeros! Pulver who, with his ''bare hands'', held together the severed wing struts of his plane! And with his ''bare feet'', successfully landed his mortally wounded plane on his home field! Reflex. It's like the knee jerk. Strike the patella tendon in any human being, you produce the knee jerk. Look: [Doc hits Pulver in the knee and nothing happens]\\
'''Ensign Pulver''': What's the matter, Doc?\\
'''Doc''': ...Nothing. But stay out of B-29s, Frank, my boy.
-->--''Film/MisterRoberts'' (1955)

-->-- '''WebVideo/JaidenAnimations''', ''My Horrible Nightmare Group Project''

-->-- '''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''', ''[[Franchise/AloneInTheDark Alone in the Dark: Inferno]]''

-->--'''[[Creator/{{Egoraptor}} Arin Hanson]]''', ''Shovel Knight Co-Op: Daggering Away - PART 13 - LetsPlay/GameGrumps''

-->--'''[[http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/kusoge/kusoge-rogerrabbit.htm Soltenga]]''' on ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' ({{NES}})

-->--'''[[{{Egoraptor}} Arin Hanson]]''', ''Shovel Knight Co-Op: Daggering Away - PART 13 - LetsPlay/GameGrumps''

->''"Are you sure you want Fluttershy to come along? I mean, that pony is afraid of her own ''shadow''. [[GenreSavvy She's just going to slow us down.]]"''

->''"I've leaked ''nothing!'' [[NoExceptYes Other than accidentally]], obviously."''

-->--'''John''' on Noranti, ''{{Series/Farscape}}'' ("Lava's a Many Splendored Thing")

-->--''Mister Roberts'' (1955)

->'''Lt. 'Doc[='=]''': That's mostly what makes physical heroism: Opportunity. It's a reflex. I think that 75 out of 100 young males have that reflex. You take any one of them--say, even Frank Thurlowe Pulver, here--Put him into a B-29 over Japan, and you know what you'd have?\\

-->--'''[[{{Egoraptor}} Arin Hanson]], Shovel Knight Co-Op: Daggering Away - PART 13 - LetsPlay/GameGrumps'''