History Quotes / TheDogBitesBack

-->-- '''Elliot Stabler''', ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'', "Bully"

''[Big Baby closes the dumpster, ignoring Lotso's pleas, while everyone stares at the dumpster in StunnedSilence]''\\

'''Tank:''' ''[[SayMyName Brad!]]'' Hi, it's me, the guy you let down.\\

->'''Franchise/{{Lobo}}:''' Your men would still be breathin' if you'd only been polite when I walked in. Still, I showed you mercy. I just hope you showed your dancers more courtesy...\\

-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'': [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=461018 Finale Of Eternity]]

->Are corpses afraid? They should be. [[OurGhostsAreDifferent The people on the outside]], the people that [[{{Necromancer}} they let in]] only [[KickTheDog when they feel like it]], are pounding very hard on the glass. I hear them striking at the glass. I heard the glass crack. I think they're coming in.\\
The Giovanni should be afraid. The glass is cracking... and the people on the other side hate them.
-->-- ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade -- Clanbook: Malkavian (Revised)''

->The predecessors to the Adept Tradition clued the Technocracy to the idea that the entire universe is based on numbers. Much to their horror, the Technocracy took that premise and twisted it, polluting it with their own need for power and control. Instead of seeing the potential in diversity, the Union focused on reducing people down to ones and zeroes. The Adepts were reviled, attacked, and ultimately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere forced to leave the Technocracy]].\\

Big mistake. The Virtual Adepts have reclaimed their power and they're not going to sit around and take it anymore. They won't allow Technocratic Conventions to rewrite their history into some cheap hack with delusions of grandeur. They will not allow the Traditions to stereotype them as talented children who need to grow up. The nightmare ''will'' end and the Adepts will be the ones to end it.

-->-- '''Satsuki "Dove" Kiryuuin''', ''Kiryuuin Chronicles'', chapter 9

'''Vegeta:''' ''(bleeding out)'' You. Green thing. Heal me.\\

'''Tank:''' ''SayMyName Brad!'' Hi, it's me, the guy you let down.\\

-->'''Bradley:''' Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.\\

'''Tank''': Time to get on the last jet... ''(fires Bradley towards the X Games blimp)'' TO NOWHERE!\\

(''Ed [[GigglingVillain giggles maniacally]] as he and the other hyenas begin to approach Scar, licking their chops.'')\\'\\

'''Swackhammer:''' ''(looking scared)'' What're you doin'? ''(The Monstars collectively grab and restrain Swackhammer)'' Hey! Wait! What're you doin'!? Wait, what… ''what--!?'' ''(The Monstars stuff Swackhammer into a tiny rocket and send him flying to the moon screaming, as Bugs and Wile E. look on pridefully and as the Monstars happily wave Swackhammer goodbye)''

'''Michael Jordan:''' Why do you take it from this guy?\\

'''Banzai:''' That's what ''I'' heard.\\
(''[[OhCrap Scar's eyes widen with horror]]'')

'''Shenzi and Banzai:''' Ed?\\
'''Ed:''' ''[{{evil laugh}}]''

-->-- '''B.J. Blazkowicz''' to '''[[AbusiveParents Rip Blazkowicz]]''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''

->'''Ryuko''': Your party is over, Satsuki Kiryuin! Let everyone go, or else!\\
'''Ragyo''': Well, well... You must be Ryuko Matoi?\\
'''Ryuko''': Bite me!\\
'''Ragyo''': And I take it that is Kamui Senketsu, the end product of Isshin Matoi's futile efforts. It's quite lovely.\\
'''Ryuko''': So you're Ragyo Kiryuin, just like your daughter, a big shot with a big mouth!\\
'''Ragyo''': How droll. Perhaps you do not realize who you are talking to. I am Ragyo Kiryuin, head of the Kiryu-- AH! What is the meaning of this?\\
'''Satsuki''': The time for speeches is over. ''(stabs Ragyo through the heart and crucifies her)'' Hear me, Director! As of this moment, Honnouji Academy and I are putting an end to your reign!\\
'''Ryuko''': [[WhamEpisode What the hell?]]\\
'''Nui''': Oh, so that's her game.\\
'''Ragyo''': Are you trying to take the throne from me?\\
'''Satsuki''': No, I'm not! People do not live for the sake of clothing, I, Satsuki Kiryuin, am rising up to overthrow the Life Fibers. I did not create Honnouji Academy for you, but to destroy you. Remember that, Ragyo Kiryuin!
-->--''Anime/KillLaKill''

->'''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}:''' Your men would still be breathin' if you'd only been polite when I walked in. Still, I showed you mercy. I just hope you showed your dancers more courtesy...\\
([[DoWithHimAsYouWill hands gun over to dancer]])\\

(shooting noises)
-->--''ComicBook/RedDaughterOfKrypton''

->You '''humiliated me''' in school. You '''attacked''' my friends! '''You took me from my family'''!! I have '''all the power you ever dreamed of'''! My Kryptonian cells are supercharged with the light of a million billion suns! And I'm not going to let you destroy the 3rd dimension!

->'''Morph:''' I've ''had'' it with you, you sick, depraved sack of [[SymbolSwearing #$%&]]! You murdering spineless narcissistic blob!
->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mojo]]:''' [[SkewedPriorities I hope someone is filming this!]] We need a special for the sweeps!
->[''Morph [[ShapeshifterWeapon grows Thing-sized fists]] and sucker-punches Mojo to the ground'']
->'''Morph:''' You won't be around to see that, Mojo! You're just going to have to pay real close attention ''right now!'' But I promise -- this'll be a real barn-burner! [[MadeASlave Your big star]] is really going to deliver a show! It's called ''The Death of Mojo!''
-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #19: So Lame Part 2''


->'''First Mook:''' Lord Xadu. In your passion, you've returned to our native tongue. The crew finds your words...disturbing. There's much to answer for.\\

'''Third Mook:''' But we're all criminals here. We're taking our sacrifices back-- piece by piece.

->'''Nadira:''' ''"The General and Faora are having a tantrum."''\\
'''Az-Rel:''' ''"Something must have upset their grand plan."''\\
'''Nadira:''' ''"Why should we care?"''\\
'''Az-Rel:''' ''"Because now we can repay their treatment of us."''

-->--'''Satsuki "Dove" Kiryuuin''', ''Kiryuuin Chronicles'', chapter 9

-->-- '''Tom's narration''', ''Literature/{{Animorphs}}'' fanfic ''[[Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}} The Day the Earth Stood Still]]''


!!Film (Animated)
->'''Scar''': Ah, my friends...\\
'''Shenzi''': ''[[IronicEcho Friends?]]'' [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome I thought he said]] [[CallBack we were]] '''''[[BackstabBackfire the enemy]]'''''.\\
'''Banzai''': That's what ''I'' heard.\\
'''Shenzi and Banzai''': Ed?\\
'''Ed''': ''[{{evil laugh}}]''

->'''Woody''': Reach for the sky!\\
'''Sid''': Huh?\\
'''Woody''': This town ain't big enough for the two of us.\\
'''Sid''': What?\\
'''Woody''': Somebody's poisoned the water hole!\\
'''Sid''': It's busted.\\
'''Woody''': ''[still as if through his speaker]'' Who are you calling "busted", buster? ''[as Sid turns him around to discover that his drawstring was never drawn]'' That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.\\
'''Sid''': ''[shocked yelp]''\\
'''Woody''': We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed. Or ripped apart.\\
'''Sid''': ''We?''\\
'''Woody''': That's right, ''your toys''.\\

'''Woody''': From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. ''[=[=][[ExorcistHead turning his head 360 degrees]][=]=]'' [[LivingToy We toys can see]] ''[[LivingToy eeeeeeveryyyyyyyyyythingggggggg]]''. ''[actual voice]'' So play ''nice.''\\

'''Big Baby''': ''[picks up the tag]'' *sobs* Mama?\\
'''Lotso''': ''[snatches the tag away while rolling his eyes]'' What? You want your mommy back!? She never loved you! Don't be such a '''''BABY'''''! ''[Lotso smashes the tag with his mallet, causing Big Baby to cry]'' [[VillainousBreakdown Push 'em in! All of 'em!]] ''[Stretch reluctantly and slowly does so]'' This is what happens when you '''''DUMMIES''''' try to think! ''[Lotso violently pokes Big Baby with his mallet, [[EvenEvilHasStandards an act that visibly shocks Twitch and Sparks]]]'' [[StrawNihilist WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!]] ''[Cue Big Baby picking up Lotso]'' Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! ''[Big Baby throws a screaming Lotso into the dumpster]'' [[VillainsWantMercy No, wait a minute... Big Baby wait—]]\\

'''Rex''': He's gone.\\
'''Mr. Potato Head''': Holy cow.\\

-->--''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''

->''[[IronicEcho What was that you said?]] [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness "Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.]]''

!!Film (Live-Action)
->'''Secretary Delacourt''': You idiot! Do you realize what you've done? You crashed an unlicensed vehicle into a suburban area. Your orders were to keep this covert. Do you even ''remember'' what that means?! ''[Kruger [[spoiler:punches a mirror]]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown Have you completely lost your mind?! You're useless to me! If the administration realized what we're doing, they'll hang us both for treason!]] ''[Kruger chuckles]'' For God's sake, Kruger, are you listening to me?
->'''Agent Kruger''': Yes... yes, I'm listening. [[SarcasmMode I'm sorry that we crashed the vehicle and ruined someone's lawn.]] But no one's going to hang us for treason. We do the hanging... ''[[[spoiler:stabs Delacourt in the throat with a mirror shard]]]''

-->-- '''Arthur Fleck/''ComicBook/TheJoker''''', ''Film/Joker2019'', moments before [[spoiler:shooting Murray Franklin]]

'''Dibbs:''' Ahh, Carrigan. How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's "always kick 'em when they're down" and baby, you're six feet under. [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, what a shame.]] ''[removes the serum from the [[BackFromTheDead Lazarus machine]] and prepares to throw it to the ground]'' Sorry, sweetheart, we're through.\\

'''Dibbs:''' ''[laughs sarcastically]'' You can haunt me all you want, but it's going to be in a great, big, expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets. [[WeNamedTheMonkeyJack And a little dog, named Carrigan]]--a bitch! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Just. Like. You!]]
-->--''Film/{{Casper}}''

-->--''{{ComicBook/Batman}}'' joke

->After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' -- of all people -- get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads -- and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...
->So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "Fuck you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."
-->--''Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''

->'''[=PoH=]:''' ... Yeah... that's more like it. But... this isn't the end. I might log out of this world, but I'll always come back to threaten you, over and over again, until I've slit you and Flash's throats and carved out your hearts...
->'''Kirito:''' No, this is the end. You won't be logging out of the Underworld. [''[=PoH=] starts turning into a tree''] This sword was originally a huge tree that the people of Rulid called the Gigas Cedar. For two hundred years, they chopped at it with their axes, to no avail. I sent the memory of this sword into your body. When they see the Chinese and Korean players are logging out, your friends will resume the time acceleration. I don't know if it'll be years or decades until you're left out of the STL, but you'd better pray it's on the shorter side. If some enterprising frontiersman starts a village here, you might have children coming to chop you down with an ax.
-->--''LightNovel/SwordArtOnline''

-->-- '''Sansa''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->''You were scanning me, weren't you? You were trying to make my head explode, you freaked-out maniac!''
-->-- '''TV's Frank''', ''Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E11Gunslinger''

-->--'''Elliot Stabler''', ''Series/LawAndOrderSVU'', "Bully"

-->-- '''Biddle "B.C." Coleridge''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "Past Tense: Part II"

-->--'''Music/BigSean''', "Bounce Back"

->Are corpses afraid? They should be. [[OurGhostsAreDifferent The people on the outside]], the people that [[{{Necromancer}} they let in]] only [[KickTheDog when they feel like it]], are pounding very hard on the glass. I hear them striking at the glass. I heard the glass crack. I think they're coming in.
->The Giovanni should be afraid. The glass is cracking... and the people on the other side hate them.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade -- Clanbook: Malkavian (Revised)''

->The predecessors to the Adept Tradition clued the Technocracy to the idea that the entire universe is based on numbers. Much to their horror, the Technocracy took that premise and twisted it, polluting it with their own need for power and control. Instead of seeing the potential in diversity, the Union focused on reducing people down to ones and zeroes. The Adepts were reviled, attacked, and ultimately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere forced to leave the Technocracy]].
->Then came [[OurMagesAreDifferent the Traditions]]. Here was a group that should have understood and embraced their new allies. Instead, the Trads [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer treated the Adepts with suspicion and sometimes open hostility]]. Despite their need for a "new" tradition, [[NotSoOmniscientCouncilOfBickering the Council of Nine]] still wanted payback for the Technocracy's vicious Pogrom. The Adepts made convenient scapegoats.
->Big mistake. The Virtual Adepts have reclaimed their power and they're not going to sit around and take it anymore. They won't allow Technocratic Conventions to rewrite their history into some cheap hack with delusions of grandeur. They will not allow the Traditions to stereotype them as talented children who need to grow up. The nightmare ''will'' end and the Adepts will be the ones to end it.
-->--''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension -- Tradition Book: Virtual Adepts (revised)''

-->-- '''Little People''', ''Les Miserables''

->''Even a stray has pride.''

-->--'''[[spoiler:[[MadeASlave Raging Dragon Belial]]]] to [[EvilOldFolks the wizard Uzur]]''', ''VideoGame/OdinSphere''

->Now these governors [[BigBad Lamb]]'s got in charge would never have seen power in Ryan's day. [[FromNobodyToNightmare They're nobodies, really]]. But I used to raise spaniels... an' the only thing meaner than the top dog was the underdog when he'd just plain ''had enough''.
-->--'''Augustus Sinclar,''' ''VideoGame/BioShock2''

->'''Kenny''': Where the hell do you get off?\\
'''Ben''': I'm just saying we should ''all'' chill, not just you.\\
'''Kenny''': ''Chill''? [''mockingly''] "Bandits, hey, ''chill'', here's some pills! Vernon, ''chill'', here's our fucking boat!"\\
'''Ben''': This isn't my fault.\\
'''Kenny''': I can't point to one ''thing'' that's happened [[TheMillstone that isn't somehow your fault!]] Lee should've left you in Crawford.\\
'''Ben''': [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU, KENNY!!]] [...] I am so, so, ''so'' sorry about Katjaa and Duck, I ''am''. And I know I fucked up, but ''stop'' pushing me around and ''stop'' wishing I was dead!\\
[''Kenny opens his mouth to retort'']\\
'''Ben''': [[BigNo NO!]] You know how they died. You've said goodbye! I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister... do you get that? Your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home. They could be alive, or dead, or walkers or WORSE, and I DON'T KNOW, SO GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
-->--''VideoGame/TheWalkingDead''

->Ah, my beloved parents. No sooner do I wake from my gentle slumber than the world returns in all its cruelty. How it was meant to be. Very well, [[HeelFaceDoorSlam Very well, if I cannot escape my nature]], [[ThenLetMeBeEvil then, I shall embrace it.]] To the very depths I have sunk, my soul steeped in spite and rotten to the core. The self-righteous hide behind "justice", but I need no such mask. Father. Mother. Was it not you [[KickTheDog who made me into this monster?]] Who taught me the truth of this miserable world? For years, I knew naught but the taste of pain and humiliation, but the time has come to savor my vengeance against Doma. Against all my enemies. And it begins... ''WITH YOU!''
-->--'''Yotsuyu''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

->''Hey, master… Emotions are a real pain, aren’t they?''
-->--[[spoiler: '''Magilou''']] to '''Melchior''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria''

->''[[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore Was a time I was scared of you]]. Was a time I'd pissed myself having a gun pointed at my head...you know what I feel right now? '''Not a goddamn thing.'''''
-->--'''B.J. Blazkowicz''' to '''[[AbusiveParents Rip Blazkowicz]]''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''

-->--'''Shuichi Saihara''', ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony''

'''Monica:''' ([[GrinOfAudacity smiling]]) So I'm to have my revenge today, am I? Oh. Her Majesty is far too kind!

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Venom}} Anti-Venom]]:''' You... did it to me... [[MindControlDevice Planted that chip in me]]... ''Controlled me...!''\\

'''Anti-Venom:''' Let me show you JUST HOW '''GRATEFUL I AM!!!'''
-->--''VideoGame/SpiderManEdgeOfTime''

->''"Dream. You have caused me nothing but pain. And now... Now it's YOUR turn."''

->'''Sarah''': ED! You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! I LIVE HERE TOO!!\\
'''Ed''': '''''SO MOVE!!'''''

'''[[AbusiveParents Peter]]:''' Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the distinction-- ''([[TalkToTheFist Meg breaks a lamp on his head]] and then proceeds to give him a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, culminating in smashing his teeth against the staircase)''\\

'''Peter:''' ''(lifting his hand up)'' I know my way around a joke. ''(Meg continues her beatdown on Peter)''\\

-->-- ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E11DialMegForMurder Dial Meg for Murder]]'', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Cartman''': I say again: Fuck Jesus!\\
'''Token''': Good going! You lost us the whole audience!\\
'''Cartman''': Oh, fuck off, Token, ya black asshole!\\
''(Token delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and walks off, leaving Cartman on the floor)''\\
'''[[ExtremeDoormat Butters]]''': ... ''(farts on Eric and gives him the finger)'' Fuck you, Eric. ''(leaves)''

->'''[[AbusiveParents Stephen]]''': There you are, mister! Just what do you think you're doing?\\
'''Butters''': Hello, dad! It's me, Butters!\\
'''Stephen''': I know that. Why do you--\\
'''Butters''': This is for all the times I got grounded! ''([[GroinAttack punches Stephen in the nuts]] and the latter starts moaning in pain)'' Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!

->''"I cannot believe I once lived in this anemic hovel. Well, no more! And no more "[[BeleagueredAssistant Yes, Mr. Osborn," "I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn,]]" "[[BadBoss Please, Mr. Osborn!]]" How I groveled before that man! But soon, the whole world will grovel at the genius that is ComicBook/DoctorOctopus!"''
-->-- '''Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', [[Recap/TheSpectacularSpiderManS1E8Reaction "Reaction"]]

->You know what ''I'd'' like, Belos? ''(grunts in pain)'' I'd ''like'' to leave the Emperor's Coven, and ''never'' step foot in that throne room again! I'd ''like'' to study wild magic, and learn how to carve Palismen. I'd LIKE to attend Hexside as a regular student, and play Flyer Derby with my friends! But most of all, I'd ''like'' to make sure you NEVER HURT ''ANYONE'' AGAIN!

-->--'''Nicholas Klein''', frequently misattributed to UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi or Arthur Schopenhauer

-->-- '''[[TheDragon Rattlesnake Jake]]''', ''WesternAnimation/Rango''

->''[[IronicEcho What was that you said?]] [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness "Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed.]]

->'''[[ComicBook/{{Venom}} Anti-Venom]]:''' You... did it to me... [[MindControlDevice Planted that chip in me]]... ''Controlled me...!''\\
'''Walker Sloan:''' I didn't control you, Brock, I freed you! We both know you wanted Spider-Man dead! [[NeverMyFault You should be thanking me!]]\\
'''Anti-Venom:''' Let me show you JUST HOW '''GRATEFUL I AM!!!'''
-->--''VideoGame/SpiderManEdgeOfTime''

->''"When [[spoiler:Maki]] said she was going to sacrifice herself just now, I thought...Why? So many of our friends have [[SenselessSacrifice sacrificed]] [[AllForNothing their lives]]. Why [[spoiler:Maki]]? Why now? Why do we have to go through it again? The sorrow of losing [[spoiler:Kaede]]...and [[spoiler:Kaito]]... Why do we have to feel that [[TraumaCongaLine sadness over and over and over again]]?!... Why do we have to [[MindRape bear that burden]]...? Well, I don't care how much [[spoiler:[[ImmoralRealityShow the audience]]]] wants it, I'm not gonna feel that way anymore! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL THAT WAY MORE! Even if this is [[spoiler:fiction]], even if we're all [[spoiler:fictional]]... THE [[ColdBloodedTorture PAIN]] IN MY HEART IS REAL! THE SADNESS I FEEL WHEN I LOSE THE PEOPLE I LOVE IS REAL! I [[ThisIsUnforgivable won't forgive]] this [[DeadlyGame game]] that treats us like toys. And if this is what the [[HumanAreBastards world]] wants...[[UnstoppableRage THEN I REJECT THAT WORLD]]! I'LL FIGHT [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters THE WORLD]] THAT INFLICTS SUFFERING FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!"''

->'''[[ButtMonkey Meg]]:''' First question. Who's the biggest, toughest guy in this house?\\
'''[[AbusiveParents Peter]]:''' Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the distinction-- ''([[TalkToTheFist Meg breaks a lamp on his head]] and then proceeds to give him a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, culminating in smashing his teeth against the staircase)''\\
'''Meg:''' [[ThisIsforEmphasisBitch My house now, bitch!]] Now, who's the funniest?\\
'''Peter:''' ''(lifting his hand up)'' I know my way around a joke. ''(Meg continues her beatdown on Peter)''\\
'''Chris:''' For God's sake, Dad! Have some humility! It'll save your life!\\
'''Meg:''' There better be beer in the fridge.
-->-- ''[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E11DialMegForMurder Dial Meg for Murder]]'', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Cartman''': I say again: Fuck Jesus!\\
'''Token''': Good going! You lost us the whole audience!\\
'''Cartman''': Oh, fuck off, Token, ya black asshole!\\
''(Token delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and walks off, leaving Cartman on the floor)''\\
'''[[ExtremeDoormat Butters]]''': ... ''(farts on Eric and gives him the finger)'' Fuck you, Eric. ''(leaves)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E9ChristianRockHard Christian Rock Hard]]"

->'''[[AbusiveParents Stephen]]''': There you are, mister! Just what do you think you're doing?\\
'''Butters''': Hello, dad! It's me, Butters!\\
'''Stephen''': I know that. Why do you--\\
'''Butters''': This is for all the times I got grounded! ''([[GroinAttack punches Stephen in the nuts]] and the latter starts moaning in pain)'' Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS18E7GroundedVindaloop Grounded Vindaloop]]"

->''"When [[spoiler:Maki]] said she was going to sacrifice herself just now, I thought...Why? So many of our friends have [[SenselessSacrifice sacrificed]] [[AllForNothing their lives]]. Why [[spoiler:Maki]]? Why now? Why do we have to go through it again? The sadness of losing [[spoiler:Kaede]]...and [[spoiler:Kaito]]... Why do we have to feel that [[TraumaCongaLine sadness over and over and over again]]?!... Why do we have to [[MindRape bear that burden]]...? Well, I don't care how much [[spoiler:[[ImmoralRealityShow the audience]]]] wants it, I'm not gonna feel that way anymore! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL THAT WAY MORE! Even if this is [[spoiler:fiction]], even if we're all [[spoiler:fictional]]... THE [[ColdBloodedTorture PAIN]] IN MY HEART IS REAL! THE SADNESS I FEEL WHEN I LOSE THE PEOPLE I LOVE IS REAL! I [[ThisIsUnforgivable won't forgive]] this [[DeadlyGame game]] that treats us like toys. And if this is what the [[HumanAreBastards world]] wants...[[UnstoppableRage THEN I REJECT THAT WORLD]]! I'LL FIGHT [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters THE WORLD]] THAT INFLICTS SUFFERING FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!"''

->''"When [[spoiler:Maki]] said she was going to sacrifice herself just now, I thought...Why? So many of our friends have sacrificed their lives. Why [[spoiler:Maki]]? Why now? Why do we have to go through it again? The sadness of losing [[spoiler:Kaede]]...and [[spoiler:Kaito]]... Why do we have to feel that sadness over and over and over again?!... Why do we have to bear that burden...? Well, I don't care how much [[spoiler:[[ImmoralRealityShow the audience]]]] wants it, I'm not gonna feel that way anymore! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL THAT WAY MORE! Even if this is [[spoiler:fiction]], even if we're all [[spoiler:fictional]]... THE PAIN IN MY HEART IS REAL! THE SADNESS I FEEL WHEN I LOSE THE PEOPLE I LOVE IS REAL! I [[ThisIsUnforgivable won't forgive]] this [[DeadlyGame game]] that treats us like toys. And if this is what the world wants...THEN I REJECT THAT WORLD! I'LL FIGHT [[CrapsaccharineWorld THE WORLD]] THAT INFLICTS SUFFERING FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!"''

-->-- '''Hunter:''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''