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1!!Anime/Manga
2->'''Ryuko Matoi:''' Your party is over, Satsuki Kiryuin! Let everyone go, or else!\
3'''Ragyo Kiryuin:''' Well, well... You must be Ryuko Matoi?\
4'''Ryuko:''' Bite me!\
5'''Ragyo:''' And I take it that is Kamui Senketsu, the end product of Isshin Matoi's futile efforts. It's quite lovely.\
6'''Ryuko:''' So you're Ragyo Kiryuin, just like your daughter, a big shot with a big mouth!\
7'''Ragyo:''' How droll. Perhaps you do not realize who you are talking to. I am Ragyo Kiryuin, head of the Kiryu-- ''[[[InTheBack Satsuki Kiryuin suddenly stabs Ragyo from behind with Bakuzan]]]'' AH! [[EtTuBrute What is the meaning of this?]]\
8'''Satsuki Kiryuin:''' The time for speeches is over. ''[[[AttackOnTheHeart jams her sword deeper into Ragyo's heart]], then outright crucifies her]'' Hear me, Director! As of this moment, Honnouji Academy and I are putting an end to your reign!\
9'''Ryuko:''' [[DidntSeeThatComing What the hell?]]\
10'''Nui Harime (shocked at first, but now impressed):''' Oh, so that's her game.\
11'''Ragyo:''' Are you trying to [[TheUsurper take the throne from me]]?\
12'''Satsuki:''' No, I'm not! People do not live for the sake of clothing, I, Satsuki Kiryuin, am rising up to overthrow the Life Fibers. I did not create Honnouji Academy for you, but to destroy you. Remember that, Ragyo Kiryuin!
13-->-- ''Anime/KillLaKill''
14
15!!Comic Books
16->'''ComicBook/{{Lobo}}:''' Your men would still be breathin' if you'd only been polite when I walked in. Still, I showed you mercy. I just hope you showed your dancers more courtesy...\
17''[[[DoWithHimAsYouWill hands gun over to dancer]]]''\
18'''Crimelord:''' N-now, Suchin, let's not be hasty...! If I ever hurt any of you girls, it was only because--\
19''[shooting noises]''
20-->-- ''ComicBook/RedDaughterOfKrypton''
21
22->''"You '''humiliated me''' in school. You '''attacked''' my friends! '''You took me from my family'''!! I have '''all the power you ever dreamed of'''! My Kryptonian cells are supercharged with the light of a million billion suns! And I'm not going to let you destroy the 3rd dimension!"''
23-->-- '''ComicBook/{{Supergirl}}''', ''ComicBook/SupergirlCosmicAdventuresInThe8thGrade''
24
25->'''Morph:''' I've ''had'' it with you, you sick, depraved sack of [[SymbolSwearing #$%&]]! You murdering spineless narcissistic blob!\
26'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mojo]]:''' [[SkewedPriorities I hope someone is filming this!]] We need a special for the sweeps!\
27''[Morph [[ShapeshifterWeapon grows Thing-sized fists]] and sucker-punches Mojo to the ground]''\
28'''Morph:''' You won't be around to see that, Mojo! You're just going to have to pay real close attention ''right now!'' But I promise -- this'll be a real barn-burner! [[MadeASlave Your big star]] is really going to deliver a show! It's called ''The Death of Mojo!''
29-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Exiles}} #19: So Lame Part 2''
30
31->'''First {{Mook|s}}:''' Lord Xadu. In your passion, you've returned to our native tongue. The crew finds your words... disturbing. There's much to answer for.\
32'''Xa-Du:''' What?! I answer for nothing! My escape is the only thing that could give your mundane flesh meaning!\
33'''Second Mook:''' We sacrificed our bodies in hopes of freedom. Your hope was a lie.\
34'''Third Mook:''' But we're all criminals here. We're taking our sacrifices back -- piece by piece.
35-->-- ''ComicBook/EscapeFromThePhantomZone''
36
37->'''Nadira:''' The General and Faora are having a tantrum.\
38'''Az-Rel:''' Something must have upset their grand plan.\
39'''Nadira:''' Why should we care?\
40'''Az-Rel:''' Because now we can repay their treatment of us.
41-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''
42
43
44!!Fan Fiction
45->''"She was mad and that was true, however, someone can only put up with abuse for so long".''
46-->-- '''Satsuki "Dove" Kiryuuin''', ''Fanfic/KiryuuinChronicles'', chapter 9
47
48-> Essa 412 had abandoned my body, assuming it was too badly damaged to save, even through morphing. And now it was a helpless blob of tissue on the floor, and I was a sixteen-foot-long apex predator capable of strangling a buffalo in its coils.\
49And when I flicked my forked tongue out between my fangs, I could literally smell its fear.\
50Funny, how tiny the monster looked as it scrunched and slid its body in a laughably futile attempt to escape across the deck.\
51In a motion too fast for human eyes to follow I snapped my neck forward. I sank my fangs into the yeerk, deep enough that my teeth clicked together clear through the slug's body. Not letting go until I felt the venom sacs empty enough neurotoxin to kill a full-grown elephant into that tiny murderer. I let Essa 412 fall back to the floor, watching as the yeerk stiffened and shriveled.
52-->-- '''Tom's narration''', ''Fanfic/{{Eleutherophobia}}: The Day the Earth Stood Still''
53
54
55!!Film -- Animated
56->'''Scar:''' [[HopeSpot Ah, my friends...]]\
57'''Shenzi:''' ''[[IronicEcho Friends?]]'' [[BackstabBackfire I thought he said we were the enemy]].\
58'''Banzai:''' Yeah. That's what ''I'' heard.\
59(''[[OhCrap Scar's eyes widen with horror]]'')\
60'''Both:''' Ed?\
61(''Ed [[GigglingVillain giggles maniacally]] as he and the other hyenas begin to approach Scar, licking their chops.'')\
62'''Scar:''' No! L-L-Let me explain! No, you don't understand! No, I didn't mean it! I--No! No! Look, I'm sorry I called you--No! '''''NO!''''' (''They all leap at him at once and attack and maul him to death'')
63-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''
64
65->'''Woody:''' Reach for the sky!\
66'''Sid:''' Huh?\
67'''Woody:''' This town ain't big enough for the two of us.\
68'''Sid:''' What?\
69'''Woody:''' Somebody's poisoned the water hole!\
70'''Sid:''' It's busted.\
71'''Woody:''' ''[still as if through his speaker]'' Who are you calling "busted", buster? ''[as Sid turns him around to discover that his drawstring was never drawn]'' That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.\
72'''Sid:''' ''[shocked yelp]''\
73'''Woody:''' We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed. Or ripped apart.\
74'''Sid:''' ''We?''\
75'''Woody:''' That's right, ''[[LivingToys your toys]]''.\
76''[All the toys Sid has mutilated rise from various places and approach Sid, terrifying him]''\
77'''Woody:''' From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. ''[[[ExorcistHead turning his head 360 degrees]]]'' We toys can see ''eeeeeeveryyyyyyyyyythingggggggg''. ''[actual voice]'' So play ''nice.''\
78''[Sid throws Woody onto the ground screaming before running back into the house]''
79-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory1''
80
81->''[Woody throws Daisy's tag over to Big Baby after [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech calling out Lotso on his lies and selfishness]]]''\
82'''Big Baby:''' ''[picks up the tag, sobs]'' Mama?\
83'''Lotso:''' ''[snatches the tag away while rolling his eyes]'' What? You want your mommy back!? She never loved you! Don't be such a '''''BABY'''''! ''[Lotso smashes the tag with his mallet, causing Big Baby to cry]'' [[VillainousBreakdown Push 'em in! All of 'em!]] ''[Stretch reluctantly and slowly does so]'' This is what happens when you '''''DUMMIES''''' try to think! ''[Lotso violently pokes Big Baby with his mallet, [[EvenEvilHasStandards an act that visibly shocks Twitch and Sparks]]]'' [[StrawNihilist WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!]] ''[Cue Big Baby picking up Lotso]'' Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! ''[Big Baby throws a screaming Lotso into the dumpster]'' [[VillainsWantMercy No, wait a minute... Big Baby, wait]]--\
84''[Big Baby slams the lid in Lotso's face, while everyone stares at the dumpster in StunnedSilence]''\
85'''Rex:''' He's gone!\
86'''Mr. Potato Head:''' Holy cow!\
87''[Big Baby blows a raspberry]''
88-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''
89
90->''That's it! I've had it! I hate to be dramatic\
91But it's time for me to fly the coop\
92Terrific! Fine! I'm drawing the line\
93before I wind up in a parrot's soup\
94I was a fool to let you run the show\
95I'm cutting you loose, pal! Look out below!\
96Arrivederci! C'est la vie!\
97Hope all goes well! I'm looking out for me!''
98-->-- '''Iago''', ''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnOfJafar''
99
100->''"[[IronicEcho What was that you said?]] '[[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness Pretty soon, no one will believe you even existed]].'"''
101-->-- '''[[TheDragon Rattlesnake Jake]]''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Rango}}''
102
103->'''Bradley:''' Congratulations, Max. I haven't forgotten our agreement.\
104'''Max:''' The bet's off, Bradley. But I think you owe ''him'' something.\
105'''Tank:''' ''[[SayMyName Brad!]]'' [[TranquilFury Hi, it's me, the guy you let down.]]\
106'''Bradley''': [[OhCrap H-Hey, T-Tank! Who loves ya, baby, huh?]]\
107'''Tank:''' ''(growls)'' You're goin' down like a four-cent pair of socks.\
108'''Bradley:''' You and me, baby, all the way!\
109'''Tank''': ''(grabs Bradley by a wedgie)'' Oh, a vacancy at the Gamma house, takin' applications.\
110'''Bradley:''' Okay! Let go of me, you big, fat jerk!\
111'''Tank''': Time to get on the last jet... ''(fires Bradley towards the X Games blimp)'' TO NOWHERE!
112-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AnExtremelyGoofyMovie''
113
114!!Film -- Live-Action
115->'''Secretary Delacourt:''' You idiot! Do you realize what you've done? You crashed an unlicensed vehicle into a suburban area. Your orders were to keep this covert. Do you even ''remember'' what that means?! ''[Kruger [[spoiler:[[RageAgainstTheReflection punches a mirror]]]]]'' [[VillainousBreakdown Have you completely lost your mind?! You're useless to me! If the administration realized what we're doing, they'll hang us both for treason!]] ''[Kruger chuckles]'' For God's sake, Kruger, are you listening to me?\
116'''Agent Kruger:''' Yes... Yes, I'm listening. [[SarcasmMode I'm sorry that we crashed the vehicle and ruined someone's lawn]]. But no one's going to hang us for treason. We do the hanging... ''[[[spoiler:stabs Delacourt in the throat with a mirror shard]]]''
117-->-- ''Film/{{Elysium}}''
118
119->''"What do you get when you cross a mentally-ill loner with a [[AscendedMeme society]] that abandons him and treats him like trash? I'll tell you what you get -- YOU GET WHAT YOU [[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]] DESERVE!''"
120-->-- '''Arthur Fleck/The Joker''', ''Film/Joker2019'', moments before [[spoiler:shooting Murray Franklin]]
121
122->'''Carrigan:''' DIBBS! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm!\
123'''Dibbs:''' Ahh, Carrigan. How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's "always kick 'em when they're down" and baby, you're six feet under. [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, what a shame]]. ''[removes the serum from the [[BackFromTheDead Lazarus machine]] and prepares to throw it to the ground]'' Sorry, sweetheart, we're through.\
124'''Carrigan:''' I am ''not'' going to forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!\
125'''Dibbs:''' ''[laughs sarcastically]'' You can haunt me all you want, but it's going to be in a great, big, expensive house, with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets. [[WeNamedTheMonkeyJack And a little dog, named Carrigan]] -- a bitch! [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Just. Like. You!]]
126-->-- ''Film/{{Casper}}''
127
128->'''Swackhammer:''' Losers!\
129'''Monstars:''' ''(resignedly)'' Sorry.\
130'''Swackhammer:''' Choke artists!\
131'''Monstars:''' Sorry again.\
132'''Swackhammer:''' Wait 'til I you back on Moron Mountain! ''[[BadBoss (presses his foot into Bupkus' out of spite)]]'' All right, the party's over! Get in the spaceship!\
133'''Michael Jordan:''' ''(to the Monstars)'' Why do you take it from this guy?\
134'''Bupkus:''' Because he's ''bigger!''\
135'''Pound:''' He's bigger…!\
136'''Bang:''' Than we ''used''… to be.\
137''(The Monstars [[EurekaMoment realize what that means]], and turn their heads to Swackhammer, angry glares aplenty)''\
138'''Swackhammer:''' ''[[OhCrap (looking scared)]]'' What're you doin'? ''(The Monstars collectively grab and restrain Swackhammer)'' Hey! Wait! What're you doin'!? Wait, what… ''what--!?'' ''(The Monstars stuff Swackhammer into a tiny rocket and send him flying to the moon screaming, as Bugs and Wile E. look on proudly and as the Monstars happily wave Swackhammer goodbye)''
139-->-- ''Film/SpaceJam''
140
141!!Jokes
142->'''Bruce:''' Alfred, this has to be the worst sandwich I've ever eaten.\
143'''Alfred:''' Master Bruce, do you know what I did to the last person to insult my cooking?\
144'''Bruce:''' No.\
145'''Alfred:''' I hired a small-time crook to shoot her and her husband in front of their son as they came back from the movies.
146-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Batman}}'' joke
147
148!!Literature
149->''"For the treachery of the Empire against the Noghri people. We were betrayed. We have been avenged."''
150-->-- '''Rukh''', after stabbing Thrawn, ''[[Literature/TheThrawnTrilogy The Last Command]]''
151
152->''[It] is much safer to be feared than loved, when, of the two, either must be dispensed with. [...] Nevertheless a prince ought to inspire fear in such a way that, if he does not win love, he avoids hatred.''
153-->-- '''Niccolo Machiavelli''', ''Literature/ThePrince''
154
155->'''William Hamleigh:''' Betrayed! By my own wife!\
156'''Bishop Waleran:''' You kick a dog and some day it may bite you.
157-->-- ''Literature/ThePillarsOfTheEarth''
158
159->After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' -- of all people -- get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads -- and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...\
160So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "Fuck you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."
161-->-- ''Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''
162
163->'''[=PoH=]:''' ... Yeah... that's more like it. But... this isn't the end. I might log out of this world, but I'll always come back to threaten you, over and over again, until I've slit you and Flash's throats and carved out your hearts...\
164'''Kirito:''' No, this is the end. You won't be logging out of the Underworld. ''[[=PoH=] starts turning into a tree]'' This sword was originally a huge tree that the people of Rulid called the Gigas Cedar. For two hundred years, they chopped at it with their axes, to no avail. I sent the memory of this sword into your body. When they see the Chinese and Korean players are logging out, your friends will resume the time acceleration. I don't know if it'll be years or decades until you're left out of the STL, but you'd better pray it's on the shorter side. If some enterprising frontiersman starts a village here, you might have children coming to chop you down with an ax.
165-->-- ''Literature/SwordArtOnline''
166
167->'''Teacher:''' Marcia, I'm glad to see you were able to come in today. I heard about your father. I'm sure he will be out of the hospital soon.\
168'''Marcia:''' Not too soon, I hope. [[AbusiveParents Otherwise I'll have to hit him again]].\
169'''Teacher:''' ...
170-->-- ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsIveGotHenchmen''
171
172!!Live-Action TV
173->'''Ramsay:''' Ah. Sansa. Hello, Sansa. Is this where I'll be staying now? No. Our time together is about to come to an end. That's all right. [[VillainousValor You can't kill me. I'm part of you now.]]\
174'''Sansa:''' [[UnPerson Your words will disappear. Your house will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear.]] ''[whistles]''\
175'''Ramsay:''' ''[hearing his hound dogs come to him]'' My hounds will never harm me.\
176'''Sansa:''' You haven't fed them in seven days. [[SayingTooMuch You said it yourself.]]\
177'''Ramsay:''' [[UndyingLoyalty They're loyal beasts.]]\
178'''Sansa:''' They were. [[TooDumbToLive Now they're starving.]]\
179'''Ramsay:''' [[VillainsWantMercy Sit. Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!]]
180-->-- ''Series/GameOfThrones''
181
182->''"You were scanning me, weren't you? You were trying to make my head explode, you freaked-out maniac!"''
183-->-- '''TV's Frank''', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S05E11Gunslinger Gunslinger]]"
184
185->''"Well well well, looks like the church mouse finally roared."''
186-->-- '''Elliot Stabler''', ''Series/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnit'', "[[Recap/LawAndOrderSpecialVictimsUnitS12E18Bully Bully]]"
187
188->''"When you treat people like animals, you're gonna get bit."''
189-->-- '''Biddle "B.C." Coleridge''', ''Series/StarTrekDeepSpaceNine'', "[[Recap/StarTrekDeepSpaceNineS03E12PastTensePartII Past Tense: Part II]]"
190
191->''"YOU! You listen to me you weasley gobshite! You [[ForcedIntoEvil dragged me screaming]] into this ''[[TheConspiracy filth]]''! And now [[VillainsWantMercy you want me to get you out]]? Well you can stay where you are, you get it? You're gonna stay smiling, grinning, do what you're told. Or I'll fucking kill you myself!"''
192-->-- '''Michael Dugdale''', ''Series/{{Utopia}}''
193
194->'''Jasper:''' So, too bad you lost that video of me... because I ain't gonna lose this video of ''you.''\
195'''Piper:''' What are you yamming about?\
196'''Jasper:''' I bet your mom and dad are gonna love seeing you dressed up like that, wearing makeup, flashing your fake ID, to go clubbing with your girls.... '''behind their backs!'''\
197''(Piper is shocked)''\
198'''Jasper:''' Now, you're gonna do whatever ''I'' say.\
199'''Piper:''' THIS IS NOT OKAY!!!
200-->-- ''Series/HenryDanger'', "The Secret Gets Out"
201
202!!Music
203->''"Last night I took an L, but tonight I bounce back."''
204-->-- '''Music/BigSean''', "Bounce Back"
205
206->'' "You have a dog. You beat the dog. You keep beating the dog. [[{{KickTheDog}} And you beat the dog and you beat the dog and you beat the fucking dog.]] And it cowers and it gets submissive. But there is going to be that day where it turns around and bites your face off. [...] You kick the dog enough times and you break it. You kick the dog '''one more time''' beyond that, and it fucking kills you." ''
207-->-- '''Music/EmilieAutumn''', ''The Opheliac Companion''
208
209!!Tabletop Games
210-> ''When you rule by fear, your greatest weakness is [[{{Necromancer}} one]] who's [[NotAfraidToDie no]] [[HeroicSacrifice longer]] [[FaustianRebellion afraid]].''
211-->-- ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'': [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=461018 Finale of Eternity]]
212
213->''"Yar! Oose 'da biggest an' da baddest now, eh? I'll show ya, I'll show ya all! Just try an' stop me!"''
214-->'''Grabthroat Shinkicka, Gretchin Killa Kan pilot''', having a frank exchange with his old Ork bullies, ''TabletopGame/OnlyWar: Enemies of the Imperium''
215
216->''The predecessors to the Adept Tradition clued the Technocracy to the idea that the entire universe is based on numbers. Much to their horror, the Technocracy took that premise and twisted it, polluting it with their own need for power and control. Instead of seeing the potential in diversity, the Union focused on reducing people down to ones and zeroes. The Adepts were reviled, attacked, and ultimately [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere forced to leave the Technocracy]].\
217Then came [[OurMagesAreDifferent the Traditions]]. Here was a group that should have understood and embraced their new allies. Instead, the Trads [[AllOfTheOtherReindeer treated the Adepts with suspicion and sometimes open hostility]]. Despite their need for a "new" tradition, [[NotSoOmniscientCouncilOfBickering the Council of Nine]] still wanted payback for the Technocracy's vicious Pogrom. The Adepts made convenient scapegoats.\
218Big mistake. The Virtual Adepts have reclaimed their power and they're not going to sit around and take it anymore. They won't allow Technocratic Conventions to rewrite their history into some cheap hack with delusions of grandeur. They will not allow the Traditions to stereotype them as talented children who need to grow up. The nightmare ''will'' end and the Adepts will be the ones to end it.''
219-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension -- Tradition Book: Virtual Adepts (revised)''
220
221->''Are corpses afraid? They should be. [[OurGhostsAreDifferent The people on the outside]], the people that [[{{Necromancer}} they let in]] only [[KickTheDog when they feel like it]], are pounding very hard on the glass. I hear them striking at the glass. I heard the glass crack. I think they're coming in.\
222The Giovanni should be afraid. The glass is cracking... and the people on the other side hate them.''
223-->-- ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade -- Clanbook: Malkavian (Revised)''
224
225!!Theatre
226->''So never kick a dog because it's just a pup.\
227We'll fight like twenty armies and we won't give up,\
228So you'd better run for cover when the pup grows up!''
229-->-- '''Little People''', ''Theatre/LesMiserables''
230
231!!Video Games
232->''"Even a stray has pride."''
233-->-- '''Gabranth''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII''
234
235->'''Vayne:''' The hound strays? Treason bears a price!\
236'''Gabranth:''' One I gladly pay!
237-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII''
238
239->''"Turns out, mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch."''
240-->-- '''[[DarkActionGirl Jack]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''
241
242->''"One thing you could count on: you push a man too far, and sooner or later, he'd start pushing back."''
243-->-- '''VideoGame/MaxPayne'''
244
245->''"Listen, Crow thinks fear is power, [[MachiavelliWasWrong but he's wrong]]. A beaten dog may fear you, but the second you turn your back, he's gonna strike."''
246-->-- '''D-Mob''', ''[[VideoGame/DefJamSeries Def Jam: Fight for NY]]''
247
248->''"[[DyingAsYourself My death is near.]] [[TakingYouWithMe Let us go together!]]"''
249-->-- '''[[spoiler:[[MadeASlave Raging Dragon Belial]]]]''' to '''[[EvilOldFolks the wizard Uzur]]''', ''VideoGame/OdinSphere''
250
251->''"Now these governors [[BigBad Lamb]]'s got in charge would never have seen power in Ryan's day. [[FromNobodyToNightmare They're nobodies, really]]. But I used to raise spaniels... an' the only thing meaner than the top dog was the underdog when he'd just plain ''had enough''."''
252-->-- '''Augustus Sinclar''', ''VideoGame/BioShock2''
253
254->'''Kenny:''' Where the hell do you get off?\
255'''Ben:''' I'm just saying we should ''all'' chill, not just you.\
256'''Kenny:''' ''Chill''? ''[mockingly]'' "Bandits, hey, ''chill'', here's some pills! Vernon, ''chill'', here's our fucking boat!"\
257'''Ben:''' This isn't my fault.\
258'''Kenny:''' I can't point to one ''thing'' that's happened [[TheMillstone that isn't somehow your fault]]! Lee should've left you in Crawford.\
259'''Ben:''' [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU, KENNY!]] ''[...]'' I am so, so, ''so'' sorry about Katjaa and Duck, I ''am''. And I know I fucked up, but ''stop'' pushing me around and ''stop'' wishing I was dead!\
260''[Kenny opens his mouth to retort]''\
261'''Ben:''' [[BigNo NO!]] You know how they died. You've said goodbye! I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister... do you get that? Your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home. They could be alive, or dead, or walkers or WORSE, and I DON'T KNOW, SO GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!
262-->-- ''VideoGame/TheWalkingDeadTelltale''
263
264->''"Ah, my beloved parents. No sooner do I wake from my gentle slumber than the world returns in all its cruelty. How it was meant to be. Very well, [[HeelFaceDoorSlam Very well, if I cannot escape my nature]], [[ThenLetMeBeEvil then, I shall embrace it]]. To the very depths I have sunk, my soul steeped in spite and rotten to the core. The self-righteous hide behind "justice", but I need no such mask. Father. Mother. Was it not you [[KickTheDog who made me into this monster]]? Who taught me the truth of this miserable world? For years, I knew naught but the taste of pain and humiliation, but the time has come to savor my vengeance against Doma. Against all my enemies. And it begins... ''WITH YOU!''"''
265-->-- '''Yotsuyu''', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''
266
267->''"Hey, master... Emotions are a real pain, aren't they?"''
268-->-- '''[[spoiler:Magilou]]''' to '''Melchior''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria''
269
270->''"[[NotAfraidOfYouAnymore Was a time I was scared of you]]. Was a time I'd pissed myself having a gun pointed at my head... you know what I feel right now? '''Not a goddamn thing.'''"''
271-->-- '''B.J. Blazkowicz''' to '''[[AbusiveParents Rip Blazkowicz]]''', moments before killing him, ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''
272
273->''"Farewell, dear Father. I am no longer your subservient puppet!"''
274-->-- '''Haru Okumura''', ''VideoGame/Persona5''
275
276->''"When [[spoiler:Maki]] said she was going to sacrifice herself just now, I thought...Why? So many of our friends have [[SenselessSacrifice sacrificed]] [[AllForNothing their lives]]. Why [[spoiler:Maki]]? Why now? Why do we have to go through it again? The sorrow of losing [[spoiler:Kaede]]...and [[spoiler:Kaito]]... Why do we have to feel that [[TraumaCongaLine sadness over and over and over again]]?!... Why do we have to [[MindRape bear that burden]]...? Well, I don't care how much [[spoiler:[[ImmoralRealityShow the audience]]]] wants it, I'm not gonna feel that way anymore! I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO FEEL THAT WAY MORE! Even if this is [[spoiler:fiction]], even if we're all [[spoiler:fictional]]... THE [[ColdBloodedTorture PAIN]] IN MY HEART IS REAL! THE SADNESS I FEEL WHEN I LOSE THE PEOPLE I LOVE IS REAL! I [[ThisIsUnforgivable won't forgive]] this [[DeadlyGame game]] that treats us like toys. And if this is what the [[HumansAreBastards world]] wants...[[UnstoppableRage THEN I REJECT THAT WORLD]]! I'LL FIGHT [[HumansAreTheRealMonsters THE WORLD]] THAT INFLICTS SUFFERING FOR ENTERTAINMENT!!!!"''
277-->-- '''Shuichi Saihara''', ''VisualNovel/DanganronpaV3KillingHarmony''
278
279->'''Kronya:''' Well, well! If it isn't Monica! Tell me, what kind of mush-for-brains comes crawling back to the woman who almost killed her?\
280'''Monica:''' ''[[[GrinOfAudacity smiling]]]'' So I'm to have my revenge today, am I? Oh. Her Majesty is far too kind!
281-->-- ''VideoGame/FireEmblemWarriorsThreeHopes''
282
283->'''Anti-Venom:''' You... did it to me... [[MindControlDevice Planted that chip in me]]... ''Controlled me...!''\
284'''Walker Sloan:''' I didn't control you, Brock, I freed you! We both know you wanted Spider-Man dead! [[NeverMyFault You should be thanking me!]]\
285'''Anti-Venom:''' Let me show you JUST HOW '''GRATEFUL I AM!'''
286-->-- ''VideoGame/SpiderManEdgeOfTime''
287
288!!Web Original
289->'''Vegeta:''' ''(bleeding out)'' You. Green thing. Heal me.\
290'''Dende:''' Oh, I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time hearing you over the smell of my peoples' blood on your hands.\
291'''Vegeta:''' Oh, no. Do not be that guy right now.\
292'''Dende:''' Oh, I'm going to be that guy right now.\
293'''Vegeta:''' I am ''literally'' going to die.\
294'''Dende:''' Well, how about this? I'll heal you… on one condition.\
295'''Vegeta:''' And that is?\
296'''Dende:''' Say my name.\
297'''Vegeta:''' Oh. Uh…\
298'''Dende:''' You don't even know my name.\
299'''Vegeta:''' Oh, I do. It's uh… um, uh… "Little Green"?\
300'''Dende:''' Hahahahahahaha! No. It's Dende. Say "Dende".\
301'''Vegeta:''' Dende.\
302'''Dende:''' Now say, "Please heal me, Dende!"\
303'''Vegeta:''' Please heal me, Dende.\
304'''Dende:''' Well, since you asked so nicely…\
305''(Dende flies away)''\
306'''Vegeta:''' Come back, magic man… ''(collapses)''
307-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''
308
309->''"Dream. You have caused me nothing but pain. And now... now it's ''your'' turn."''
310-->-- '''Tommy''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''
311
312!!Western Animation
313->'''Sarah:''' ED! You listen to me, mister! You can't kick me out! I LIVE HERE TOO!\
314'''Ed:''' '''''SO MOVE!'''''
315-->-- ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "[[Recap/EdEddNEddyS4E11LittleEdBlue Little Ed Blue]]"
316
317->'''[[ButtMonkey Meg]]:''' First question. Who's the biggest, toughest guy in this house?\
318'''[[AbusiveParents Peter]]:''' Well, I don't like to toot my own horn, but I believe I hold the distinction-- ''[[[TalkToTheFist Meg breaks a lamp on his head]] and then proceeds to give him a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown, culminating in smashing his teeth against the staircase]''\
319'''Meg:''' [[ThisIsforEmphasisBitch My house now, bitch!]] Now, who's the funniest?\
320'''Peter:''' ''[lifting his hand up]'' I know my way around a joke. ''[Meg continues her beatdown on Peter]''\
321'''Chris:''' For God's sake, Dad! Have some humility! It'll save your life!\
322'''Meg:''' There better be beer in the fridge.
323-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "[[Recap/FamilyGuyS8E11DialMegForMurder Dial Meg for Murder]]"
324
325->'''Cartman:''' I say again: Fuck Jesus!\
326'''Token:''' Good going! You lost us the whole audience!\
327'''Cartman:''' Oh, fuck off, Token, ya black asshole!\
328''[Token delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and walks off, leaving Cartman on the floor]''\
329'''[[ExtremeDoormat Butters]]:''' ... ''[farts on Eric and gives him the finger]'' Fuck you, Eric. ''[leaves]''
330-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS7E9ChristianRockHard Christian Rock Hard]]"
331
332->'''[[AbusiveParents Stephen]]:''' There you are, mister! Just what do you think you're doing?\
333'''Butters:''' Hello, dad! It's me, Butters!\
334'''Stephen:''' I know that. Why do you--\
335'''Butters:''' This is for all the times I got grounded! ''[[[GroinAttack punches Stephen in the nuts]], and the latter starts moaning in pain]'' Ha! I could almost feel his balls on my fist!
336-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS18E7GroundedVindaloop Grounded Vindaloop]]"
337
338->''"I cannot believe I once lived in this anemic hovel. Well, no more! And no more '[[BeleagueredAssistant Yes, Mr. Osborn,' 'I'm sorry, Mr. Osborn,]]' '[[BadBoss Please, Mr. Osborn!]]' How I groveled before that man! But soon, the whole world will grovel at the genius that is Doctor Octopus!"''
339-->-- '''Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpectacularSpiderMan'', "[[Recap/TheSpectacularSpiderManS1E8Reaction Reaction]]"
340
341->''"You know what ''I'd'' like, Belos? ''[grunts in pain]'' I'd ''like'' to leave the Emperor's Coven, and ''never'' step foot in that throne room again! I'd ''like'' to study wild magic, and learn how to carve Palismen. I'd LIKE to attend Hexside as a regular student, and play Flyer Derby with my friends! But most of all, I'd ''like'' to make sure you NEVER HURT ''ANYONE'' AGAIN!"''
342-->-- '''Hunter''', ''WesternAnimation/TheOwlHouse''
343
344!!Real Life
345->''"First they ignore you. Then they ridicule you. And then they attack you and want to burn you. And then they build monuments to you."''
346-->-- '''Nicholas Klein''', frequently misattributed to UsefulNotes/MahatmaGandhi or Arthur Schopenhauer

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