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-->-- '''[[TheDragon Shenzi]]''', ''Disney/TheLionKing''

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-->-- '''[[TheDragon Shenzi]]''', ''Disney/TheLionKing''
''WesternAnimation/TheLionKing1994''



-->-- '''Iago''', ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnofJafar''

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-->-- '''Iago''', ''Disney/AladdinTheReturnofJafar''
''WesternAnimation/AladdinTheReturnofJafar''


'''Woody''': From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [=[=][[ExorcistHead turning his head 360 degrees]][=]=] We toys can see ''eeeeeeveryyyyyyyyyythingggggggg''. [actual voice] So play nice.

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'''Woody''': From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [=[=][[ExorcistHead turning his head 360 degrees]][=]=] [[LivingToys We toys can see ''eeeeeeveryyyyyyyyyythingggggggg''.see]] ''[[LivingToy eeeeeeveryyyyyyyyyythingggggggg]]''. [actual voice] So play nice.

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->'''Woody''': Reach for the sky!\\
'''Sid''': Huh?\\
'''Woody''': This town ain't big enough for the two of us.\\
'''Sid''': What?\\
'''Woody''': Somebody's poisoned the water hole!\\
'''Sid''': It's busted.\\
'''Woody''': [still as if through his speaker] Who are you calling "busted", buster? [as Sid turns him around to discover that his drawstring was never drawn] That's right, I'm talking to you, Sid Phillips.\\
'''Sid''': (shocked yelp)\\
'''Woody''': We don't like being blown up, Sid. Or smashed. Or ripped apart.\\
'''Sid''': ''We?''\\
'''Woody''': That's right, ''your toys''.\\
[all the toys Sid has mutilated rise from various places and approach Sid, terrifying him]\\
'''Woody''': From now on, you must take good care of your toys, because if you don't, we'll find out, Sid. [=[=][[ExorcistHead turning his head 360 degrees]][=]=] We toys can see ''eeeeeeveryyyyyyyyyythingggggggg''. [actual voice] So play nice.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory''

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-> ''When you rule by fear, your greatest weakness is [[{{Necromancer}} one]] who's [[NotAfraidToDie no]] [[HeroicSacrifice longer]] [[FaustianRebellion afraid]].''
-->-- ''TableTopGame/MagicTheGathering'': [[https://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=461018 Finale Of Eternity]]



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->''Was a time I was scared of you. Was a time I'd pissed myself having a gun pointed at my head...you know what I feel right now? '''Not a goddamn thing.'''''
-->--'''B.J. Blazkowics''' to '''[[AbusiveParents Rip Blazkowics]]''', ''VideoGame/WolfensteinIITheNewColossus''


'''Lotso''' [snatches the tag away while rolling his eyes]: What? You want your mommy back!? She never loved you! Don't be such a '''BABY'''! [Lotso smashes the tag with his cane, causing Big Baby to cry] Push 'em in! All of 'em! [Stretch reluctantly and slowly does so] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [Lotso hits Big Baby with his cane, much to [[EvenEvilHasStandards Twitch and Sparks's shock]]] [[VillainousBreakdown WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!]] [Cue Big Baby picking up Lotso] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws a screaming Lotso into the dumpster] [[DirtyCoward No wait a minute... Big Baby wait--]]\\

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'''Lotso''' [snatches the tag away while rolling his eyes]: What? You want your mommy back!? She never loved you! Don't be such a '''BABY'''! [Lotso smashes the tag with his cane, mallet, causing Big Baby to cry] [[VillainousBreakdown Push 'em in! All of 'em! 'em!]] [Stretch reluctantly and slowly does so] This is what happens when you dummies '''''DUMMIES''''' try to think! [Lotso hits Big Baby with his cane, much to mallet, [[EvenEvilHasStandards an act that visibly shocks Twitch and Sparks's shock]]] [[VillainousBreakdown Sparks]]] [[StrawNihilist WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!]] [Cue Big Baby picking up Lotso] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws a screaming Lotso into the dumpster] [[DirtyCoward No No, wait a minute... Big Baby wait--]]\\wait—]]\\

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->[Woody throws Daisy's tag over to Big Baby after calling out Lotso on his lies and selfishness]\\
'''Big Baby''' [picks up the tag ]: *sobs* Mama?\\
'''Lotso''' [snatches the tag away while rolling his eyes]: What? You want your mommy back!? She never loved you! Don't be such a '''BABY'''! [Lotso smashes the tag with his cane, causing Big Baby to cry] Push 'em in! All of 'em! [Stretch reluctantly and slowly does so] This is what happens when you dummies try to think! [Lotso hits Big Baby with his cane, much to [[EvenEvilHasStandards Twitch and Sparks's shock]]] [[VillainousBreakdown WE'RE ALL JUST TRASH, WAITING TO BE THROWN AWAY! THAT'S ALL A TOY IS!]] [Cue Big Baby picking up Lotso] Hey! Stop it! Put me down, you idiot! [Big Baby throws a screaming Lotso into the dumpster] [[DirtyCoward No wait a minute... Big Baby wait--]]\\
[Big Baby closes the dumpster, ignoring Lotso's pleas, while everyone stares at the dumpster in StunnedSilence]\\
'''Rex''': He's gone.\\
'''Mr. Potato Head''': Holy cow.\\
[Big Baby blows a raspberry]
-->--''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3''


->'' "You have a dog. You beat the dog. You keep beating the dog. [[{{KickTheDog}} And you beat the dog and you beat the dog and you beat the [censored] dog.]] And it cowers and it gets submissive. But there is going to be that day where it turns around and bites your face off. [...] You kick the dog enough times and you break it. You kick the dog '''one more time''' beyond that, and it [censored] kills you." ''

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->'' "You have a dog. You beat the dog. You keep beating the dog. [[{{KickTheDog}} And you beat the dog and you beat the dog and you beat the [censored] fucking dog.]] And it cowers and it gets submissive. But there is going to be that day where it turns around and bites your face off. [...] You kick the dog enough times and you break it. You kick the dog '''one more time''' beyond that, and it [censored] fucking kills you." ''



->'''[[{{Jerkass}} Cartman]]''': I say again: F**k Jesus!\\
'''[[TokenMinority Token]]''': Good going, you lost us the whole audience!\\
'''Cartman''': Oh, f**k off, Token, [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain ya black asshole]]!\\
''(Token delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and walks off, leaving Cartman on the floor)''\\
'''[[ExtremeDoormat Butters]]''': ... ''(farts on Eric and [[FlippingTheBird gives him the finger]])'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, Eric.]] ''(leaves)''
-->-- ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Rock_Hard Christian Rock Hard]]'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''



->'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}}:''' Your men would still be breathin' if you'd only been polite whan I walked in. Still, I showed you mercy. I just hope you showed your dancers more courtesy...\\

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->'''SelfDemonstrating/{{Lobo}}:''' Your men would still be breathin' if you'd only been polite whan when I walked in. Still, I showed you mercy. I just hope you showed your dancers more courtesy...\\



'''Kenny''': ''Chill''? [''mockingly''] "Bandits, hey, ''chill'', here's some pills! Vernon, ''chill'', here's our [censored] boat!"\\

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'''Kenny''': ''Chill''? [''mockingly''] "Bandits, hey, ''chill'', here's some pills! Vernon, ''chill'', here's our [censored] fucking boat!"\\



'''Ben''': [[PrecisionFStrike [censored] YOU, KENNY!!]] [...] I am so, so, ''so'' sorry about Katjaa and Duck, I ''am''. And I know I [censored] up, but ''stop'' pushing me around and ''stop'' wishing I was dead!\\

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'''Ben''': [[PrecisionFStrike [censored] FUCK YOU, KENNY!!]] [...] I am so, so, ''so'' sorry about Katjaa and Duck, I ''am''. And I know I [censored] fucked up, but ''stop'' pushing me around and ''stop'' wishing I was dead!\\



'''Ben''': [[BigNo NO!]] You know how they died. You've said goodbye! I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister... do you get that? Your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home. They could be alive, or dead, or walkers or WORSE, and I DON'T KNOW, SO GIVE ME A [censored] BREAK!

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'''Ben''': [[BigNo NO!]] You know how they died. You've said goodbye! I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister... do you get that? Your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home. They could be alive, or dead, or walkers or WORSE, and I DON'T KNOW, SO GIVE ME A [censored] FUCKING BREAK!



->After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little [censored] and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been [censored] around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...
->So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "[censored] you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."

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->After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little [censored] asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been [censored] fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...
->So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "[censored] "Fuck you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."





-->-- [[DarkActionGirl Jack]], ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

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-->-- [[DarkActionGirl Jack]], '''[[DarkActionGirl Jack]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''


->'''[[{{Jerkass}} Cartman]]''': I say again: F**k Jesus!\\
'''[[TokenMinority Token]]''': Good going, you lost us the whole audience!\\
'''Cartman''': Oh, f**k off, Token, [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain ya black asshole]]!\\
''(Token delivers a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown and walks off, leaving Cartman on the floor)''\\
'''[[ExtremeDoormat Butters]]''': ... ''(farts on Eric and [[FlippingTheBird gives him the finger]])'' [[PrecisionFStrike Fuck you, Eric.]] ''(leaves)''
-->-- ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_Rock_Hard Christian Rock Hard]]'', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''



->'' "You have a dog. You beat the dog. You keep beating the dog. [[{{KickTheDog}} And you beat the dog and you beat the dog and you beat the fucking dog.]] And it cowers and it gets submissive. But there is going to be that day where it turns around and bites your face off. [...] You kick the dog enough times and you break it. You kick the dog '''one more time''' beyond that, and it fucking kills you." ''

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->'' "You have a dog. You beat the dog. You keep beating the dog. [[{{KickTheDog}} And you beat the dog and you beat the dog and you beat the fucking [censored] dog.]] And it cowers and it gets submissive. But there is going to be that day where it turns around and bites your face off. [...] You kick the dog enough times and you break it. You kick the dog '''one more time''' beyond that, and it fucking [censored] kills you." ''



'''Kenny''': ''Chill''? [''mockingly''] "Bandits, hey, ''chill'', here's some pills! Vernon, ''chill'', here's our fucking boat!"\\

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'''Kenny''': ''Chill''? [''mockingly''] "Bandits, hey, ''chill'', here's some pills! Vernon, ''chill'', here's our fucking [censored] boat!"\\



'''Ben''': [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK YOU, KENNY!!]] [...] I am so, so, ''so'' sorry about Katjaa and Duck, I ''am''. And I know I fucked up, but ''stop'' pushing me around and ''stop'' wishing I was dead!\\

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'''Ben''': [[PrecisionFStrike FUCK [censored] YOU, KENNY!!]] [...] I am so, so, ''so'' sorry about Katjaa and Duck, I ''am''. And I know I fucked [censored] up, but ''stop'' pushing me around and ''stop'' wishing I was dead!\\



'''Ben''': [[BigNo NO!]] You know how they died. You've said goodbye! I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister... do you get that? Your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home. They could be alive, or dead, or walkers or WORSE, and I DON'T KNOW, SO GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK!

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'''Ben''': [[BigNo NO!]] You know how they died. You've said goodbye! I never got to see my family, my parents, my little sister... do you get that? Your family is gone, but at least you had them to lose. I never made it home. They could be alive, or dead, or walkers or WORSE, and I DON'T KNOW, SO GIVE ME A FUCKING [censored] BREAK!



->After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...
->So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "Fuck you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."

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->After ten minutes of standing in line behind this noisy little asshole [censored] and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked [censored] around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...
->So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "Fuck "[censored] you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."



->Hey, master… Emotions are a real pain, aren’t they?

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->Hey, ->''Hey, master… Emotions are a real pain, aren’t they?they?''

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->Hey, master… Emotions are a real pain, aren’t they?
-->--[[spoiler: '''Magilou''']] to ''' Melchior''', ''VideoGame/TalesOfBerseria''



->After ten minutes of standing in lie behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...

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->After ten minutes of standing in lie line behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...


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->'''Morph:''' I've ''had'' it with you, you sick, depraved sack of [[SymbolSwearing #$%&]]! You murdering spineless narcissistic blob!
->'''[[CorruptCorporateExecutive Mojo]]:''' [[SkewedPriorities I hope someone is filming this!]] We need a special for the sweeps!
->[''Morph [[ShapeshifterWeapon grows Thing-sized fists]] and sucker-punches Mojo to the ground'']
->'''Morph:''' You won't be around to see that, Mojo! You're just going to have to pay real close attention ''right now!'' But I promise - this'll be a real barn-burner! [[MadeASlave Your big star]] is really going to deliver a show! It's called ''The Death of Mojo!''
-->--''Comicbook/{{Exiles}} #19: So Lame Part 2''


(hands gun over to dancer)\\

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(hands ([[DoWithHimAsYouWill hands gun over to dancer)\\dancer]])\\

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->After ten minutes of standing in lie behind this noisy little asshole and his friends, I felt the bile rising. Where did this ''cop'' - of all people - get the nerve to argue with anybody in terms of Right & Reason? I had ''been there'' with these fuzzy little shitheads - and so, I sensed, had the desk clerk. He had the air of a man who'd been fucked around, in his time, by a fairly good cross-section of [[RabidCop mean-tempered rule-crazy cops]]...
->So now [[HoistByHisOwnPetard he was just giving their argument right back to them]]: it doesn't matter who's right or wrong, man... or who's paid his bill & who hasn't... what matters here is that for the first time in my life, I can work out on a pig: "Fuck you, ''officer,'' I'm in charge here, and I'm telling you we don't have room for you."
-->--''Literature/FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''


->Ah, my beloved parents. No sooner do I wake from my gentle slumber than the world returns in all its cruelty. How it was meant to be. Very well, [[HeelFaceDoorSlam Very well, if I cannon escape my nature]], [[ThenLetMeBeEvil then, I shall embrace it.]] To the very depths I have sunk, my soul steeped in spite and rotten to the core. The self-righteous hide behind "justice", but I need no such mask. Father. Mother. Was it not you [[KickTheDog who made me into this monster?]] Who taught me the truth of this miserable world? For years, I knew naught but the taste of pain and humiliation, but the time has come to savor my vengeance against Doma. Against all my enemies. And it begins... ''WITH YOU!''

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->Ah, my beloved parents. No sooner do I wake from my gentle slumber than the world returns in all its cruelty. How it was meant to be. Very well, [[HeelFaceDoorSlam Very well, if I cannon cannot escape my nature]], [[ThenLetMeBeEvil then, I shall embrace it.]] To the very depths I have sunk, my soul steeped in spite and rotten to the core. The self-righteous hide behind "justice", but I need no such mask. Father. Mother. Was it not you [[KickTheDog who made me into this monster?]] Who taught me the truth of this miserable world? For years, I knew naught but the taste of pain and humiliation, but the time has come to savor my vengeance against Doma. Against all my enemies. And it begins... ''WITH YOU!''

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