History Quotes / TheBadGuyWins

-->-- '''Alucard''', ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight

->Alucard: Indeed. But you must always remember that the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

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-->-- '''Burger Beard''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''

-->-- '''Burger Beard''', ''http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobMovieSpongeOutOfWater''

-->-- '''Burger Beard''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSpongeBobSquarePantsMovieSpongeOutOfWater''

BigBad Burger-Beard]]: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.

->[BigBad Burger-Beard]]: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.

->[BigBad Burger-Beard]: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.

->Burger-Beard: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.

Burger-Beard: Well, let me see. It looks like, um, Burger Beard becomes the richest food truck proprietor in all of the land.

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-->--'''SelfDemonstrating/BillCipher''', ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'', "Dipper and Mabel vs. the Future"

->''"Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I [[LampshadeHanging may as well]] [[JustBetweenYouAndMe tell you the entire plot]]! Think of villains, Jack. You want Literature/{{Dracula}}? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, (takes out the [[PlotCoupon ticket]]) I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get Film/KingKong! We'll have a [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare with Freddy Krueger]], have a surprise party for UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler! [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] can [[ImAHumanitarian do the catering]], and then we'll have a christening for Film/RosemarysBaby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why, hmm? Because [[ThisIsReality here, in this world]], '''the bad guys can win!''' I shall miss you, Jack."''

->''"Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I [[LampshadeHanging may as well]] [[JustBetweenYouAndMe tell you the entire plot]]! Think of villains, Jack. You want Literature/{{Dracula}}? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, (takes out the [[PlotCoupon ticket]]) I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get Film/KingKong! We'll have a [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare with Freddy Krueger]], have a surprise party for UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler; [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] can [[ImAHumanitarian do the catering]], and then we'll have a christening for Film/RosemarysBaby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because [[ThisIsReality here, in this world]], '''the bad guys can win!'''"''

->Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains, Jack. You want Literature/{{Dracula}}? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get Film/KingKong! We'll have a [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare with Freddy Krueger]], have a surprise party for UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler; [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] can do the catering, and then we'll have a christening for Film/RosemarysBaby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because [[VillainWorld here, in this world]], '''the bad guys can win!'''
-->-- '''Benedict''', ''Film/LastActionHero''

->Dan, I'm [[ThisIsReality not a Republic serial villain]]. Do you seriously think I'd explain my master-stroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome?

->For sheer impact, [[KillEmAll killing off your entire cast]] of characters and letting the bad guys win has to rank pretty high....The special effects team ensure that the audience is aware that there is no way back for Blake, [[NoKillLikeOverkill half of his digestive system is shot clean away]] by Avon. Gob smacked doesn't begin to cover it. And it doesn't stop there. Arlen is revealed to be a [[TheMole Federation agent]] working deep cover and the base is surrounded. Cue the systematic massacre of the regulars, captured in glorious slow motion. With each one you're left going ''"but...but..."'' as they unbelievably they are all slaughtered...Wow, that's downbeat. And yet curiously appropriate for the most cynical of shows.

->Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I may as well tell you the entire plot. Think of villains, Jack. You want Literature/{{Dracula}}? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get Film/KingKong! We'll have a [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare with Freddy Krueger]], have a surprise party for UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler; [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] can do the catering, and then we'll have a christening for Film/RosemarysBaby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because [[VillainWorld here, in this world]], '''the bad guys can win!'''"''

->''"Gentlemen. Since you are about to die anyway, I [[LampshadeHanging may as well]] [[JustBetweenYouAndMe tell you the entire plot]]! Think of villains, Jack. You want Literature/{{Dracula}}? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, (takes out the [[PlotCoupon ticket]]) I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get Film/KingKong! We'll have a [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare with Freddy Krueger]], have a surprise party for UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler; [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] can [[ImAHumanitarian do the catering]], and then we'll have a christening for Film/RosemarysBaby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why? Hmm? Because [[ThisIsReality here, in this world]], '''the bad guys can win!'''"''
-->-- '''Benedict''', ''Film/LastActionHero''