History Quotes / TheBadGuyWins

->''"Say goodbye to the universe, Maximals! The future has changed, [[VerbalTic yeessss!]] The Autobots ''lose!'' Evil ''triumphs!'' And you... ''YOU'' NO LONGER ''EXIST!!!''

-->''WesternAnimation/BigCityGreens'', "Chipwrecked"

-->-- '''Diesel 10''', ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'': ''WesternAnimation/DayOfTheDiesels''

-->--'''[=TommyInnit=]''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''

->''Say goodbye to the universe, Maximals! The future has changed, [[VerbalTic yeessss!]] The Autobots ''lose!'' Evil ''triumphs!'' And you... ''YOU'' NO LONGER ''EXIST!!!''

-->--''WesternAnimation/BeastWars'', "The Agenda (Part III)"

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-->--'''[=TommyInnit=]''', ''LetsPlay/DreamSMP''

->''"Gentlemen, since you are about to die anyway, I [[LampshadeHanging may as well]] tell you [[JustBetweenYouAndMe the entire plot]]! Think of villains, Jack. You want Literature/{{Dracula}}? Dra-cool-la? Hang on, (takes out the [[PlotCoupon ticket]]) I'll fetch him. Dracula? Huh. I can get Film/KingKong! We'll have a [[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet nightmare with Freddy Krueger]], have a surprise party for UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler! [[Literature/TheSilenceOfTheLambs Hannibal Lecter]] can [[ImAHumanitarian do the catering]], and then we'll have a christening for Film/RosemarysBaby! All I have to do is snap my fingers and they'll be here. They're lining up to get here, and do you know why, Jack? Should I tell you why, hmm? Because [[ThisIsReality here, in this world]], '''the bad guys can win!''' I shall miss you, Jack."''

-->--''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces2017''

->That was it for China, Russia, most of Europe, really. More than a billion dead, all kinds of muck and shit in the atmosphere, environment utterly buggered... and then, finally, things got as worse as they could. I told you. [[ArcWords Mushrooms grow on dead things]]. And we let [[EldritchAbomination Morrigan Lugus]] sporulate unfettered. [[FesteringFungus A supermassive mycelial network. A mushroom mesh. A mycocomputer growing on a continent of corpses.]] We gave Morrigan Lugus the world.

->All in all, I am afraid [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu the Elders proved to be a pretty ineffective and stupid lot]]. But the glorious ends more than make up for the tedious meas it took to gain them. [[{{Telepathy}} Mind]]! [[SoulPower Soul]]! [[RealityWarper Reality]]! [[TimeMaster Time]]! [[SpaceMaster Space]]! [[PureEnergy Power]]! So much more than even the Cosmic Cube gave me! ALL MINE! ''I CONTROL IT ALL! '''THE UNIVERSE BELONGS TO ME!''' ''

->[''sigh''] [[OmnicidalManiac It is accomplished]]... [[ApocalypseHow/ClassX4 emptiness]].

->''"In my youth, many years before I took the name 'Yukari Yakumo', I had a severe fever and was forced to rest for the better part of several weeks. [...] As I slept and recovered, alternating between sane and delirious, in my mind's eye I saw a flaming blue titan that both destroyed and was dealt destruction in return. The thing that struck me most, the thing that became permanently engraved on my mind, was what would happen if that titan were to fall in battle and not get back up: The destruction of paradise, with Gensokyo vanishing into reality forever. Humanity's last hope extinguished. All of the fantastic races still in existence gone once and for all. A person I had yet to meet fading away in a flurry of sakura petals. Earth crushed within the Glorft's iron grip. Overall, a Bad Ending."''

->[[HesBack I was cured alright...]]

->[[BuriedAlive Game over]].

->Let's see what gifts we have for our guest. A traitor... dead. Two sorcerers...dead. A queen... dead. A daughter... dead. A bodyguard... dead. A thief... dead. A champion... ''dead''. You... will... BOW... to... me.

->For sheer impact, killing off your entire cast of characters and letting the bad guys win has to rank pretty high....The special effects team ensure that the audience is aware that there is no way back for Blake, [[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill half of his digestive system is shot clean away]] by Avon. Gob smacked doesn't begin to cover it. And it doesn't stop there. Arlen is revealed to be a [[TheMole Federation agent]] working deep cover and the base is surrounded. Cue the systematic massacre of the regulars, captured in glorious slow motion. With each one you're left going ''"but...but..."'' as they unbelievably they are all slaughtered...Wow, that's downbeat. And yet curiously appropriate for the most cynical of shows.

->So it came to pass that the human race fell, and [[ApocalypseHow the Earth was no more]]. And I looked down upon [[VillainWorld my new dominion]], as Master of All. And I thought it...'''good.'''

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->''“Oh, on most days we lose. But once in a while, just once, it works. And those moments of perfect clarity where all the world is in the palm of your hand, a hundred thousand middling minds made into flawless assembly by your will? Those are worth all the rest.”''
-->-- '''Dread Empress Regalia II,''' ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil''

->The alien soldiers known as Honored Guests had killed and been killed, but the alien leaders had won their war against humanity years ago. They had won from the moment that [[UnwittingPawn Alexei Alexandrovich]], with [[CoolMask the Face]] already a part of him, had ascended to power in the Ministry. The aliens had won from the day of Karenin's ascendance, and nothing could stop that now, because that day had long passed.
->[[ThatManIsDead Karenin-that-was-not-Karenin]] cackled from inside his gleaming silver caul with terrible laughter; while somewhere in the deep recesses of [[CyberneticsEatYourSoul what once had been a human heart]], there floated and glittered the memory of a woman, a woman he had loved.
-->--''Android Karenina''

-> I'd like to see [[KarmaHoudini the bad guys get away]], they're always gettin' shot or hung\\

Sometime, I'd like to see the bad guys win!
-->--'''Margo Guryan''', "I'd Like To See The Bad Guys Win"

->It's over, little maggots! You have lost! This is the end of my game, but just the beginning of your [[TitleDrop nightmare]].

->"It's man versus monster. And the monster always wins."
-->--'''UsefulNotes/JosefStalin''', ''Collaborators''

->Indeed. But you must always remember that the only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.

->Attention humans: I am [[VillainProtagonist Cryptosporidium]] of the Planet Furon. This planet is now a territory of the Furon Empire.
->''[eyes [[spoiler: Silhouette's]] body]''
->[[VerbThis Resist]] '''[[VerbThis this]].''' [''stomp'']

->Here's a spoiler for you: that timer isn't a catalyst to keep the action moving along. It's just seconds ticking away to your death. You're only still playing instead of watching a cutscene because I want to watch you for every moment that you're powerless, ''[[{{Sadist}} to see you made humble]].'' This is not a challenge. It's a tragedy. You wanted [[OffTheRails to control this world?]] That's fine. But I'm going to destroy it first, ''[[EvilIsPetty so you can't]].''
->Take a look at the clock, Stanley. That's thirty seconds you have left to struggle. Thirty seconds until a [[SelfDestructMechanism big boom]], and then nothing. No ending here, just you being blown to pieces. Will you cling desperately to your frail life, or will you let it go peacefully? Another choice! Make it count. Or don't. It's all the same to me. All a part of the joke. And believe me, I will be laughing at every second of your inevitable life, from the moment we fade in until the moment I say: Happily Ever-

->'''Past mistakes. Past obligations. Past fears. [[UnfinishedBusiness They are a prison]]. [[SealedEvilInACan They handcuffed me to Tokyo]]. Now... now I'm free. There is a whole world out there of joys and dandies and how-do-you-do's. I'm free to get out there now. [[NiceJobBreakingItHero Thanks to you.]]'''
->'''[[YourApprovalFillsMeWithShame Thanks for everything.]]'''
->'''[[SigningOffCatchphrase See you, Chuck...]]'''

->''[EvilLaugh]'' Because of me, Empire City is a wasteland! I’ve taken this place down notch by notch, and it's never getting up again. [[WellIntentionedExtremist Kessler]] thought he was preparing me to face some Beast, that I’d be using my powers for the greater good. What an idiot. These powers are only good for one thing: [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveSupernaturalPowers letting me take what I want, when I want]]. In a place with no law, [[TheSocialDarwinist the strong take what they want and the weak are their slaves]], their playthings. And no one... is stronger... than me!

-->-- '''Cinder Fall''' to '''Ironwood''', ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}} Volume 8, Episode 14: ''The Final Word''

->Game's over, [[TitleDrop my little ponies]]. You didn't find your precious Elements! Looks like we might be due for a big storm of chaos. (cue EvilLaugh)

->The Earth Kingdom... has fallen.

->''' Helmut Zemo''': [[PhyrricVictory Did it]]?

->''' Helmut Zemo''': Did it?

->So it came to pass that the human race fell, and [[ApocalypseHow the Earth was no more]], and I looked down upon [[VillainWorld my new dominion]] as Master of All... and I thought it... '''good.'''

->'''Padmé Amidala''': So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.''