History Quotes / Supernatural

->''I full-on [[Film/{{Ghost}} Sway]][[Creator/PatrickSwayze ze'd]] that mother!''

-->--Website/{{Youtube}} Comment describing [[Recap/SupernaturalS06E11AppointmentInSamarra Appointment in Samara]]

-->--[[spoiler:'''Gabriel''', [[Recap/SupernaturalS05E19HammerOfTheGods "Hammer of the Gods" (S05, E19)]]

-->--{{Youtube}} Comment describing [[Recap/SupernaturalS06E11AppointmentInSamarra Appointment in Samara]]

-->--[[http://kenshinta.tumblr.com/post/33218566728/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

'''Lucifer:''' ''<shrugs>'' [[Series/Lucifer2016 Move to LA? Solve crimes?]]\\

-->--[[spoiler:'''Gabriel''' delivers his CrowningMomentOfAwesome]], [[Recap/SupernaturalS05E19HammerOfTheGods "Hammer of the Gods" (S05, E19)]]

'''Dean:''' ...And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives '''suck'''! I mean, c'mon! We hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people? They see a monster and they run! But not us! No, no, no! We-... We search out things that '''want to kill us'''. Or '''EAT US!''' Y'know who does that? '''Crazy people!!''' We... are '''insane'''! And then there's the bad diner food... and then the skeevy motel rooms... a-and then the truckstop waitress with the bizarre rash! I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously! I mean, do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, '''every single day'''? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again! A-An... And I sing along, I'm annoying; I know that! And you... '''you're gassy'''! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! Y'know what? You can forget it! Stay away from me, Sam! Okay? 'Cause I am '''done''' with it! I'm done with the monsters and the-... and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn Apocalypse! I'm out! I'm done! I quit!

->''...And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives '''suck'''! I mean, c'mon! We hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people? They see a monster and they run! But not us! No, no, no! We-... We search out things that '''want to kill us'''. Or '''EAT US!''' Y'know who does that? '''Crazy people!!''' We... are '''insane'''! And then there's the bad diner food... and then the skeevy motel rooms... a-and then the truckstop waitress with the bizarre rash! I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously! I mean, do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, '''every single day'''? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again! A-An... And I sing along, I'm annoying; I know that! And you... '''you're gassy'''! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! Y'know what? You can forget it! Stay away from me, Sam! Okay? 'Cause I am '''done''' with it! I'm done with the monsters and the-... and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn Apocalypse! I'm out! I'm done! I quit!''
-->--'''Dean Winchester''' having a complete breakdown, [[Recap/SupernaturalS04E06YellowFever "Yellow Fever" (S04, E06)]]

'''Dean:''' Us, right. And that, Sam--that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us--no, no, no, we...we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? ''Crazy people''! We...are insane!
-->--[[Recap/SupernaturalS04E06YellowFever "Yellow Fever" (S04, E06)]]

->''...And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives '''suck'''! I mean, c'mon! We hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people? They see a monster and they run! But not us! No, no, no. We-... We search out things that '''want to kill us''' Or '''EAT US!''' Y'know who does that? '''Crazy people!!''' We... are '''insane'''! And then there's the bad diner food... and then the skeevy motel rooms... a-and then the truckstop waitress with the bizarre rash! I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously! I mean, do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, '''every single day'''? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again! A-An... And I sing along, I'm annoying; I know that! And you... '''you're gassy'''! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! Y'know what? You can forget it! Stay away from me, Sam! Okay? 'Cause I am '''done''' with it! I'm done with the monsters and the-... and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn Apocalypse! I'm out! I'm done! I quit!''

->''...And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives '''suck'''! I mean, c'mon! We hunt monsters! What the hell?! I mean, normal people? They see a monster and they run! But not us! No, no, no. We-... We search out things that '''want to kill us''' Or '''EAT US!''' Y'know who does that? '''Crazy people!!''' We... are '''insane'''! And then there's the bad diner food... and then the skeevy motel rooms... a-and then the truckstop waitress with the bizarre rash! I mean, who wants this life, Sam? Seriously! I mean, do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, '''every single day'''? I don't think so! I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again! A-An... And I sing along, I'm annoying; I know that! And you... '''you're gassy'''! You eat half a burrito and you get toxic! Y'know what? You can forget it! Stay away from me, Sam! Okay? 'Cause I am '''done''' with it! I'm done with the monsters and the-... and the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn Apocalypse! I'm out! I'm done! I quit!

-->--'''Dean Winchester''' having a complete breakdown, [[Recap/SupernaturalS04E06YellowFeverr "Yellow Fever" (S04, E06)]]

->[[[spoiler:Castiel falls prey to [[TheFourHorsemen Famine]]'s powers and his host body's desire for red meat]]]\\

-->--'''[[TheObiWan Bobby Singer]]''', [[Recap/SupernaturalS04E22LuciferRising "Lucifer Rising" (S04, E22)]]

-->--[[http://kenshinta.tumblr.com/post/33218566728/mishasteaparty-i-as-a-hollywood-executive Tumblr]]

-->--""Sam Winchester"", [[Recap/SupernaturalS03E03BadDayatBlackRock "Bad Day at Black Rock" (S03, E03)]]

->'''John Winchester:''' All right, if I'm not back Sunday night?

->'''Sam:''' Music/BlackSabbath? Music/{{Motorhead}}? Music/{{Metallica}}? It's the greatest hits of [[HairMetal mullet rock]].
->'''Dean:''' House rules, Sammy--driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole.

->'''Young Dean:''' Call Pastor Jim.
->'''John Winchester:''' Lock the doors and windows, close the shades, and most important...
->'''Young Dean:''' Watch out for Sammy.
->''[...]''
->'''Michael:''' My brother's sick.
->'''Dean:''' The little guy?
->'''Michael:''' ''[nodding]'' Pneumonia. He's in the hospital. It's my fault.
->'''Dean:''' Ah, c'mon, how?
->'''Michael:''' I should've made sure the window was latched. He wouldn't have gotten pneumonia if the window was latched.
->'''Dean:''' Listen to me. I can promise you that this is not your fault. Okay?
->'''Michael:''' It's my job to look after him.
->''[...]''
->'''Michael:''' You said you're a big brother.
->'''Dean:''' Yeah.
->'''Michael:''' You take care of your little brother? You'd do...''anything'' for him?
->'''Dean:''' ''[heartfelt]'' Yeah, I would.

->'''Andy:''' You get visions...of people about to die? ''[Sam nods]'' ...that's impossible.
->'''Sam:''' A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.
->'''Andy:''' ''[pause]'' But death visions? [[BlessedWithSuck Dude, that sucks]].

->''[Jo puts on "Can't Fight This Feeling" on the Roadhouse's jukebox]''
->'''Dean:''' Music/REOSpeedwagon?
->'''Jo:''' Damn right, REO. Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart.
->'''Dean:''' ''[smirking]'' He sings it from the {{hair|Metal}}. There's a difference.

->'''Dean:''' What are we doing?
->'''Sam:''' We're hunting a ghost.
->'''Dean:''' A ghost, exactly. Who does that?
->'''Sam:''' ...Us.
->'''Dean:''' Us, right. And that, Sam--that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us--no, no, no, we...we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? ''Crazy people''! We...are insane!

->'''Castiel:''' I'm going to find God.
->'''Dean:''' God?
->'''Castiel:''' Yes.
->'''Dean:''' God?
->'''Castiel:''' Yes. He's not in Heaven; He has to be somewhere.
->'''Dean:''' Try New Mexico, I hear He's on a tortilla.
->'''Castiel:''' ''[deadpan, confused]'' No, He's not on any flatbread.

->'''Sam:''' Why? Why tell us anything?
->'''Crowley:''' ''[pointing the Colt at Dean]'' I, want you, to take this thing to Lucifer, and empty it into his face.
->'''Dean:''' Uh-huh. Okay. And why, exactly, would ''you'' want the Devil dead?
->'''Crowley:''' ''[putting the Colt down]'' It's called survival. But I forgot, you two at best are ''functional morons''.
->'''Dean:''' Yeah, you're--functioning morons...

->''[[[spoiler:Castiel falls prey to [[TheFourHorsemen Famine]]'s powers and his host body's desire for red meat]]]''
->''What are you, the Hamburglar?''

->'''[[spoiler:Lucifer]]:''' They are broken! Flawed! Abortions!
->'''[[spoiler:Gabriel]]:''' Damn right they’re flawed. But a lot of them try. To do better. To forgive. ''[beat]'' And you should see the spearmint rhino.

->'''Castiel:''' ''[staring at the TV]'' It's very complex. If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter ''[Sam and Dean look up from their work]'' why does he keep slapping her rear? Perhaps she's done something wrong?
->'''Dean:''' You're watching porn? Why?
->'''Castiel:''' ''[still staring]'' It was there.
->'''Dean''': You don't watch ''porn'' in a room full of dudes, and you don't...''talk'' about it! Just turn it off. ''[Castiel looks down at his body, surprised]'' Oh, now he's got a boner.
->''[later]''
->'''[[spoiler:Samuel]]:''' This what you boys do, sit around watching pornos with angels?
->'''Castiel:''' ''[deadpan, eyes still glued to the screen]'' We're not supposed to talk about it.

->[[spoiler:'''Crowley:''' Ah, Castiel. Angel of Thursday. [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Just not your day, is it]]?]]
->'''[[spoiler:Castiel]]:''' What are you doing here?
->'''[[spoiler:Crowley]]:''' I want to help you help me help ourselves.
->'''[[spoiler:Castiel]]:''' Speak plain.
->'''[[spoiler:Crowley]]:''' I want to discuss a simple business transaction, that's all.
->[[spoiler:'''Castiel:''' You want to make a deal? With me? I'm an angel, you ass. Don't have a soul to sell.]]

->'''Dean:''' Sam, I'm sorry for psychologically scarring you.
->'''Sam:''' Which time?

->'''Detective:''' Gotta ask...do you boys chase the crazy, or does the crazy chase you?
->'''Sam:''' Depends on the day.

->''the demon-killing brothers''
->''that reality show about the two underwear-model brothers who hallucinate and shoot at ghosts''
->''the reality show about the two brothers who drive around testing out [[NoTellMotel seedy motels]]''
->''the underwear-model-ghost hunters-brothers show''

->'''Question:''' What is Hollywood likely to do to ''Supernatural'' if some "creative genius" doesn't reign it in?
->'''Misha Collins:''' Honestly? I'm just going to answer this quickly to get it over with, but...gay porn incest story with two brothers fucking the shit out of each other.

-->--'''{{Dracula}} FanBoy Shapeshifter''', [[Recap/SupernaturalS04E05MonsterMovie "Monster Movie" (S04, E05)]]

->'''Dean:''' What are we doing? \\
'''Sam:''' We're hunting a ghost. \\
'''Dean:''' A ghost, exactly. Who does that? \\
'''Sam:''' ...Us. \\
'''Dean:''' Us, right. And that, Sam--that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us--no, no, no, we...we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We...are insane!

->'''Castiel:''' Yes. He's not in Heaven; he has to be somewhere.

->''Your dad? He's in here with me--trapped inside his own meat suit. He says 'hi', by the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood.''
-->--'''Azazel'' (in John), [[Recap/SupernaturalS01E22DevilsTrap "Devil's Trap" (S01, E22)]]

->"the demon-killing brothers"
->"that reality show about the two underwear-model brothers who hallucinate and shoot at ghosts"
->"the reality show about the two brothers who drive around testing out [[NoTellMotel seedy motels]]"
->"the underwear-model-ghost hunters-brothers show"
-->--Creator/MishaCollins, via Website/{{Twitter}}

->"I hope your apple pie is freakin' ''worth'' it!"

->"WWBD: What Would [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] Do?"

->"Your dad? He's in here with me--trapped inside his own meat suit. He says 'hi', by the way. He's gonna tear you apart. He's gonna taste the iron in your blood."
-->--'''Azazel-in-John''', [[Recap/SupernaturalS01E22DevilsTrap "Devil's Trap" (S01, E22)]]

->"I full-on [[Film/{{Ghost}} Sway]][[Creator/PatrickSwayze ze'd]] that mother!"

->"Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? Why do I have to be some kind of hero?"

->"Is there...''garlic'' on this pizza?"

->"You sound like a whiny brat. No, you sound like ''[[AbusiveParents your dad]]''."

->"This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!"

->"What are you, the Hamburglar?"

->[[spoiler:'''Castiel:''']] What are you doing here?
->[[spoiler:'''Crowley:''']] I want to help you help me help ourselves.
->[[spoiler:'''Castiel:''']] Speak plain.
->[[spoiler:'''Crowley:''']] I want to discuss a simple business transaction, that's all.

->'''Dean:''' ''[smirking]'' He sings it from the hair. There's a difference.

-->--"Pilot"

->'''Dean:''' Listen to me. I can promise you, that this is not your fault. Okay?

-->--Why this show could be the TropeCodifier for BigBrotherInstinct, "Something Wicked"

->"I hope your apple pie is freakin' ''worth'' it!"
-->--'''Dean Winchester''', "Scarecrow"

-->--'''Azazel-as-John''', "Devil's Trap"

->"I full-on [[Film/{{Ghost}} Swayze'd]] that mother!"
-->--'''Dean Winchester''', "In My Time of Dying"

->"WWBD: What Would [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] Do?"
-->--'''Ed Zenkman''', "Hell House"

-->--'''Dean Winchester''', "What Is and What Should Never Be"

->"Is there ''garlic'' on this pizza?"
-->--'''{{Dracula}} FanBoy Shapeshifter''', "Monster Movie"

-->--'''[[TheObiWan Bobby Singer]]''', "Lucifer Rising"

->"This isn't funny, Dean. The voice says I'm almost out of minutes."
-->--'''Castiel''' learning how to use a cell phone, "The End"

->'''Crowley:''' ''[pointing the Colt at Dean]'' I want you, to take this thing to Lucifer, and empty it into his face.

->'''Dean:''' Yeah, you're functioning morons...
-->--"Abandon All Hope..."

-->--[[spoiler:'''Gabriel''' delivers his [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMOA]] to his big brother '''Lucifer''']], "Hammer Of The Gods"

->''[[[spoiler:Castiel falls prey to [[TheFourHorsemen Famine]]'s powers and his host body's desire for red meat]]]''
->"What are you, the Hamburglar?"
-->--'''Dean''', "My Bloody Valentine"

->'''Andy:''' You get visions...of people about to die? ''[Sam nods]'' ...that's impossible.
->'''Sam:''' A lot of people would say the same thing about what you do.
->'''Andy:''' ''[pause]'' But death visions? [[BlessedWithSuck Dude, that sucks]].
-->--"Simon Said"

->'''Dean:''' Music/REOSpeedwagon?
->'''Jo:''' Damn right, REO. Kevin Cronin sings it from the heart.
->'''Dean:''' ''[smirking]'' He sings it from the hair. There's a difference.
-->--"Simon Said"

-->--"Caged Heat"

-->--"The Man Who Would Be King"

->'''Castiel:''' I'm going to find God.
->'''Dean:''' God?
->'''Castiel:''' Yes.
->'''Dean:''' God?
->'''Castiel:''' Yes. He's not in Heaven; he has to be somewhere.
->'''Dean:''' Try New Mexico, I hear He's on a tortilla.
->'''Castiel:''' ''[deadpan, confused]'' No, He's not on any flatbread.
-->--"Good God, Y'All"

-->--"Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie"

-->--"Hunteri Heroici"

->'''Dean:''' What are we doing? \\
'''Sam:''' We're hunting a ghost. \\
'''Dean:''' A ghost, exactly. Who does that? \\
'''Sam:''' ...Us. \\
'''Dean:''' Us, right. And that, Sam--that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean, c'mon, we hunt monsters! What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run. But not us--no, no, no, we...we search out things that want to kill us! Yeah, huh? Or eat us! You know who does that? Crazy people! We...are insane!
-->--"Yellow Fever"

->[[spoiler:'''Crowley:''' Ah, Castiel. Angel of Thursday. Just not your day, is it?]]

->'''Dean:''' Try New Mexico, I hear he's on a tortilla.
->'''Castiel:''' ''[deadpan, confused]'' No, he's not on any flatbread.