History Quotes / SuperSpeed

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-->-- '''[[ComicBookTheFlash Bart Allen's]]''' cheerful opinion of his powers.

-->-- '''Franchise/{{Superman}}''', ''Comicbook//KryptoniteNevermore''

-->-- '''[[FunPersonified Bart Allen's]]''' cheerful opinion of his powers.

->I run faster than ten fast men!

->Being fast means not getting caught by slow people!

->''That, my friend, is your internal organs being liquefied from approximately 25 Gs and pushed out through your pores. Not that you'll care because the moment you do your immediate, Flash-like stop, your brain will go slamming into the front of your skull.''

->Now you see me...now you're unconscious.

->Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse -- I'm there and back before ya' know I'm even gone!

->You're too slow!

->Gotta go fast, gotta go fast. Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!

->Wanna see me run to that mountain and back? ''[{{beat}}]'' Wanna see me do it again?

->You didn't see that coming?

->I'm not sure you understand the caliber of warrior you've just met and fought alongside. He may be the fastest human being who has ever lived. [[UpToEleven The speed of light is pretty much the top of the mountain on that one.]]

->"He's too fast"!\\

->''"I run faster than ten fast men!"''

->''"Being fast means not getting caught by slow people!"''

->''And I'll be there before you know it''
->''I'll be gone before you see me''
->''And I'd like to get to know you''
->''But you're talking much too slowly''

->''"That, my friend, is your internal organs being liquefied from approximately 25 Gs and pushed out through your pores. Not that you'll care because the moment you do your immediate, Flash-like stop, your brain will go slamming into the front of your skull."''

->''"He's too fast!"\\

[[OhCrap "Oh fuck!"]]''

->''"Now you see me...now you're unconscious."''

->''"Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse -- I'm there and back before ya' know I'm even gone!"''

->''"You're too slow!"''

->''"Gotta go fast, gotta go fast. Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!"''

->''"Wanna see me run to that mountain and back?"''
->''({{beat}})''
->''"Wanna see me do it again?"''

-->-- "The Ballad of Barry Allen"

"How can he move like that?!"\\
"Look at him go!"\\

-->-- '''Various Enemies''', ''VideoGame/{{FEAR}}''

-->-- '''Sonic the Hedgehog''', ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrosBrawl''

-->--'''Running Guy''', ''TheTick''

-> ''"Being fast means not getting caught by slow people!"''
-->--'''[[FunPersonified Bart Allen's]]''' cheerful opinion of his powers.

-> ''And I'll be there before you know it''
-> ''I'll be gone before you see me''
-> ''And I'd like to get to know you''
-> ''But you're talking much too slowly''

-> ''"That, my friend, is your internal organs being liquefied from approximately 25 Gs and pushed out through your pores. Not that you'll care because the moment you do your immediate, Flash-like stop, your brain will go slamming into the front of your skull."''
-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}''

-> ''"He's too fast!"\\

-->--'''Various Enemies''', ''{{FEAR}}''

->"''Now you see me...now you're unconscious.''"

->"''Faster than lightning, quieter than a mouse -- I'm there and back before ya' know I'm even gone!''"
-->--'''Sonic the Hedgehog,''' ''WesternAnimation/SonicSatAM''

->"''You're too slow!''"
-->--'''Sonic the Hedgehog,''' ''VideoGame/SuperSmashBrothersBrawl''

->"''Gotta go fast, gotta go fast. Gotta go faster, faster, faster, faster, faster!''"
-->--''SonicX''

-->-- '''[=SpongeBob=] as The Quickster''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''

-->--'''Sonic the Hedgehog,''' ''SonicSatAM''

-->--''{{Cracked}}''

->''Now you see me...now you're unconscious.''

-->--'''Running Guy'''

-->--'''{{Cracked}}'''

-> You may have noticed after your little impression of the Flash that your whole body's wreathed in fire. It's the friction of your body rubbing against a whole bunch of air molecules. The rest of us mortals aren't bothered by that because we move at the pace of a narcoleptic snail compared to you.

-> But, hey, maybe you've got some kind of fireproof suit. But Newton is still going to find a way to fuck you up. And if you thought friction was an asshole, wait until you hear what inertia is going to do to you. Let's say you hear about a totally awesome party across town and there's a girl there who wants your junk like, right this second. Zoom, off you go. But wait, what's that gooey shit on the ground behind you?

-> That, my friend, is your internal organs being liquefied from approximately 25 Gs and pushed out through your pores. Not that you'll care because the moment you do your immediate, Flash-like stop, your brain will go slamming into the front of your skull.

-> ''Being fast means not getting caught by slow people!''
-->--[[FunPersonified Bart Allen's]] cheerful opinion of his powers.

-> ''I've got time to think about my past as I dodge between the bullets,''
-> ''And my life was so exciting - before I got this way.''-
-> ''And how long ago it was now, I never can explain...by the clock that's on the tower or the one that's in my brain,''
-> ''And I'll be there before you know it''
-> ''I'll be gone before you see me''
-> ''And I'd like to get to know you''
-> ''But you're talking much too slowly''
-> ''And I know you wanna thank me, but I never stick around''
-> ''Cause time keeps dragging on...and on...and on...''
-> ''And you say that time goes rushing by, but it seems so slow to me''
-> ''And you see a blur around you fly; but it takes too long, it seems so slow to me''
-->-- '''The Ballad of Barry Allen'''

-> "He's too fast!"
-> "How can he move like that?!"
-> "Look at him go!"
-> [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "We can't stop him!"]]
-> [[OhCrap "Oh fuck!"]]

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