History Quotes / StalkingIsLove

->Soon we did everything together\\

It's not creepy

->"''Soon we did everything together''"
->"''He taught me how to fly a kite''"
->"''I watched him grow into a stallion''"
->"''[[BreadEggsMilkSquick I watched him sleep in bed at night]]''"
->"''It's not, creepy''"

-->-- '''Mikado''', ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

'''Ted:''' Look, there’s a fine line between love and insanity. It’s the Dobler-Dahmer Theory. [...] If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court’s window in ''Film/SayAnything''. But if one person isn’t into the other the same gesture comes off [[StalkerWithACrush serial killer-crazy]]. Or...Dahmer. [...] Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming depends on how it’s received. And I was charmed by Jeanette finding me, hence she’s a Dobler.

->''"[[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Stalking is a very loaded word]]. I prefer to think of it as extreme liking."''

->''"[[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Stalking is such a dirty word]]. I prefer to think of it as extreme liking."''

-->-- '''Edward Cullen''', ''Literature/MidnightSun''

-->-- 'Literature/TheHouseOfNight'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10043455/1/Soul-Mates Soul-Mates]]'' demonstrates the typical [[SarcasmMode finesse]] with which this trope is handled

-->-- The ''Literature/TheHouseOfNight'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10043455/1/Soul-Mates Soul-Mates]]'' demonstrates the typical [[SarcasmMode finesse]] with which this trope is handled

-->-- [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]'s Movie Megacheese, reviewing ''Film/SleeplessInSeattle''.

-->-- '''I Gave You My Heart And Then You Turned Around''', Twilight Sparkle, WebVideo/FriendshipIsWitchcraft

-> "''I’d just admitted to stalking her, and she was smiling.''"
-->-- '''Edward Cullen''', ''Literature/MidnightSun''

->"Alex is everything ok is their something you want to tell me?"
->"Um yeah I do first what is your name?"
->"Oh yeah it's Phoenix Hunter, but I go by Phoenix… sorry I've been kind of stalking you for the past eight months, but I just wanted to know if you felt the same way that I do and if you knew who I was."
->"Ok well I do how I don't know but that first dream I had of you, you blew me away and I just knew that I belong with you Phoenix I just needed to find you or the other way around you found me but how?"
-->-- The ''Literature/TheHouseOfNight'' fic ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10043455/1/Soul-Mates Soul-Mates]]'' demonstrates the typical [[SarcasmMode finesse]] with which this trope is handled

->The dark tom purred with amusement. "You silly furball. I would do it because I love you."
->"A-are you sure? You're not just saying that because I killed you? What about Squirrelflight?"
->Brambleclaw touched his nose to Ashfur's. "Yes, I'm sure. I love you, not that manipulative she-cat."
->"I-I love you too." Ashfur purred and leaned into the other tom's flank.
-->-- ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7772840/1/Forever Forever]]'', a ''Literature/WarriorCats'' fanfic

->''"I was hiding under your porch because I love you."''
-->-- '''Dug the talking dog''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Up}}''

->''"It's charming when Creator/MegRyan stalks a man. Less so when, say, a large, whiskery man with a shriveled hand and a gun collection stalks Meg Ryan."'''
-->-- [[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]'s Movie Megacheese, reviewing ''Film/SleeplessInSeattle''.

->''"Nothing wrong with infatuation. When you're infatuated with a girl, you think about her a lot, maybe sometimes you wonder what she's up to. Crazy is when you wonder what she's up to, and you need to go '''find out'''."''
-->-- Comedian Chris Porter, ''A Man From Kansas''

->''"[[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord Stalking is such a dirty word]]. I prefer to think of it as extreme liking."''
-->-- '''Mark''', '''Series/PeepShow'''

->''"Oh, crap! Is she a stalker? Wait. If she's cute it's okay, rig--'''No''', this is '''bad'''. It might go like... She might stab me! Or set my house on fire! And what if she takes my parents hostage?... But, maybe she has a nice personality. Then it would be okay, right?... Wait. If she did, '''she wouldn't be stalking me!'''"''
-->-- '''Mikado''', ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

->''So he stalked her again.''
->''Love makes hunters of us all''.
-->-- ''Literature/{{Wicked}}''

-->-- '''Mikado''', ''LightNovel/{{Durarara}}''

'''Ted:''' Look, there’s a fine line between love and insanity. It’s the Dobler-Dahmer Theory. [...] If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court’s window in ''Film/SayAnything''. But if one person isn’t into the other the same gesture comes off serial killer-crazy. Or...Dahmer. [...] Whether a gesture’s charming or alarming depends on how it’s received. And I was charmed by Jeanette finding me, hence she’s a Dobler.