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->'''L:''' "If there is a God, he totally hates me."\\
'''Light:''' "Damn straight I do."
-->-- [[https://www.youtube.com/user/1KidsEntertainment 1KidsEntertainment's]] ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeries1KidsEntertainment Death Note Abridged]]''
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->You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? [[She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman -- a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to Yours except [[RealMenLoveJesus praise his glory and praise his name]]? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\\

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->You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? [[She [[YankTheDogsChain She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. driver.]] What, [[DudeNotFunny was that supposed to be funny? funny]]? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman -- a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to Yours except [[RealMenLoveJesus praise his glory and praise his name]]? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\\
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->'''Freeza''': If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand.\\

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->'''Freeza''': ->'''Freeza:''' If I'm really as evil as you say I am, then let God strike me down where I stand.\\



'''Freeza''': HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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'''Freeza''': '''Freeza:''' HA! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!



->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to Yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\\
"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with Your punishments! I was Your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with Your punishments. To hell with You![[/note]]"'' [''grinds out his cigarette on the Cathedral floor''] ''"You get Hoynes."''

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->''"You're ->You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She [[She bought her first new car and You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You funny? "You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says God," says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a Lyman -- a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to Yours except [[RealMenLoveJesus praise his glory and praise his name? name]]? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since You took out that tender ship of mine in the North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\\
"Yes, Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased You, You feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t wasn't good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re we're not fighting a war, I’ve I've raised three children...that’s children... that's not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with Your punishments! I was Your servant on Earth - -- I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with Your punishments. To hell with You![[/note]]"'' [''grinds You![[/note]] ''[Grinds out his cigarette on the Cathedral floor''] ''"You floor]'' You get Hoynes."''



->'''Forrest Gump:''' (voice over) "Now, me, I was scared! But Lieutenant Dan? He was ''mad!''\\
'''Lt. Dan Taylor:''' (shouting to sky) "Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You'll! Never! Sink! This! Boat!]]'''''

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->'''Forrest Gump:''' (voice over) "Now, ''[Voice over]'' Now, me, I was scared! But Lieutenant Dan? He was ''mad!''\\
'''Lt. Dan Taylor:''' (shouting ''[Shouting to sky) "Come sky]'' Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You'll! Never! Sink! This! Boat!]]'''''



->'''Perchik''': Money is the world's curse!
->'''Tevye''': (''looking up to the heavens'') May the Lord smite me with it! [[IfIWereARichMan And may I never recover]]!

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->'''Perchik''': ->'''Perchik:''' Money is the world's curse!
->'''Tevye''': ->'''Tevye:''' (''looking up to the heavens'') May the Lord smite me with it! [[IfIWereARichMan And may I never recover]]!
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->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\\
"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you![[/note]]"'' [''grinds out his cigarette on the Cathedral floor''] ''"You get Hoynes."''

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->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you You hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're You're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours Yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you You took out that tender ship of mine in the north North Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\\
"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you You, You feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your Your punishments! I was your Your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your Your punishments. To hell with you![[/note]]"'' You![[/note]]"'' [''grinds out his cigarette on the Cathedral floor''] ''"You get Hoynes."''
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->''"I'm not one for blasphemy, but that last one made me laugh."''

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->''"I'm ->''"Now, I'm not one for blasphemy, but [[ActuallyPrettyFunny that last one made me laugh.laugh]]."''
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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME?!"''

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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed up before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME?!"''
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->''"What else was he supposed to do? Yell at the gods to make them feel better? Like that ever worked."''
-->-- ''Fanfic/TheNightUnfurls''
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->''"Y'know, boy, guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta do is set it down. Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is ''that'' it? God? Well, I'll tell ya--lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives this extraordinary gift and then, what does he do? I swear--for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel--he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look. ''But don't touch!'' Touch. ''But don't taste!'' Taste. ''Don't swallow!'' Ha ha! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, ''he's'' laughing his sick, fucking ass off!! He's a tight-ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord! Worship THAT? Never!"''

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->''"Y'know, boy, guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta do is set it down. Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is ''that'' '''that''' it? God? Well, I'll tell ya--lemme ya -- lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! '''instincts!''' He gives this extraordinary gift and then, what does he do? I swear--for his swear -- for His own amusement, his His own private cosmic gag reel--he reel -- He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look. ''But '''But don't touch!'' touch!''' Touch. ''But '''But don't taste!'' taste!''' Taste. ''Don't swallow!'' Ha ha! '''Don't swallow!''' Ahaha! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, ''he's'' what is He doing? He's laughing his sick, fucking ass '''sick, FUCKIN' ass''' off!! He's a tight-ass, he's '''tight-ass!''' He's a sadist, he's '''sadist!''' He's an absentee landlord! Worship THAT? Never!"''that?! '''Never!'''"''
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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"''

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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"''ME?!"''
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-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', [[Recap/SouthParkS15E1HumancentiPad 15x01, "HumanCentiPad"]], moments before he [[BoltOfDivineRetribution gets smited]].

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-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', [[Recap/SouthParkS15E1HumancentiPad 15x01, "HumanCentiPad"]], moments before he [[BoltOfDivineRetribution gets getting smited]].
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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"'' [''[[BoltOfDivineRetribution gets smited]]'']
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', [[Recap/SouthParkS15E1HumancentiPad 15x01, "HumanCentiPad"]]

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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"'' [''[[BoltOfDivineRetribution gets smited]]'']
ME!"''
-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', [[Recap/SouthParkS15E1HumancentiPad 15x01, "HumanCentiPad"]]
"HumanCentiPad"]], moments before he [[BoltOfDivineRetribution gets smited]].
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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"''

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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"''ME!"'' [''[[BoltOfDivineRetribution gets smited]]'']
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-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', episode 15x01, "[=HUMANCENTiPAD=]"

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-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', episode [[Recap/SouthParkS15E1HumancentiPad 15x01, "[=HUMANCENTiPAD=]"
"HumanCentiPad"]]
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-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''

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-->-- '''Eric Cartman''', ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''
''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', episode 15x01, "[=HUMANCENTiPAD=]"
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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"''

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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? Grease Monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK ME!"''
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->yeah you’re having a mental breakdown but are you yelling at god during a thunderstorm and asking him to electrocute you ?
-->--'''flower-and-devil''', Website/{{Tumblr}}
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->'''Perchik''': Money is the world's curse!
->'''Tevye''': (''looking up to the heavens'') May the Lord smite me with it! [[IfIWereARichMan And may I never recover]]!
-->--''Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof''
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"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you![[/note]]''

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"Yes, I lied. It was a sin. I’ve committed many sins. Have I displeased you, you feckless thug? Three point eight million new jobs, that wasn’t good? Bailed out Mexico, increased foreign trade, 30 million new acres of land for conservation, put Mendoza on the bench, we’re not fighting a war, I’ve raised three children...that’s not enough to buy me out of the doghouse? [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Haec credam a deo pio? A deo iusto? A deo scito? Cruciatus in crucem! Tuus in terra servus nuntius fui officium perfeci. Cruciatus in crucem. Eas in crucem!]][[note]]Am I to believe those were the acts of a loving God? A just God? A wise God? To hell with your punishments! I was your servant on Earth - I spread Your word and did Your work. To hell with your punishments. To hell with you![[/note]]''you![[/note]]"'' [''grinds out his cigarette on the Cathedral floor''] ''"You get Hoynes."''
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(narration) ''I yelled at God. [[BoltOfDivineRetribution God yelled back.]]''

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(narration) ''I ''[[RageAgainstTheHeavens I yelled at God. God.]] [[BoltOfDivineRetribution God yelled back.]]''
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->(flashback) ''Show me the Messiah, damn you! '''SHOW ME!!!'''''\\
(narration) ''I screamed at God. [[BoltOfDivineRetribution God screamed back at me.]]''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/GreenLantern Saint Walker]]''', reminiscing his darkest hour, ''Tales of the Corps''

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->(flashback) ''Show ''[[BrokenPedestal I kept faith in you through this all!]] My family saw false blessings turn into curses. They gave their lives on this mountain! [[AllForNothing For]] ''[[AllForNothing WHAT?!]]'' No one is here! I '''won't''' accept this! Deliver him! Deliver salvation! [[RageBreakingPoint Show me the Messiah, damn you! '''SHOW ME!!!'''''\\
you!]] '''[[RageBreakingPoint SHOW ME!]]'''''\\
(narration) ''I screamed yelled at God. [[BoltOfDivineRetribution God screamed back at me.yelled back.]]''
-->-- '''[[ComicBook/GreenLantern Saint Walker]]''', reminiscing his darkest hour, DarkestHour, ''Tales of the Corps''
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->''"[[CosmicPlaything You've always thrown everything you could at me]]! Well, I can take it, and [[RageAgainstTheHeavens now I can give it back]]! Come on, strike me! You've never held back before!"''
-->-- '''Zuko''', on a mountain in a storm, daring lightning to strike him, ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
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-->-- '''Creator/StephenKing''', ''StormOfTheCentury''

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-->-- '''Creator/StephenKing''', ''StormOfTheCentury''
''Series/StormOfTheCentury''
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-->-- Jack Burton (Creator/KurtRussell), ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''

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-->-- Jack Burton '''Jack Burton''' (Creator/KurtRussell), ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''



-->-- Reverend Billy Sunday

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-->-- Reverend '''Reverend Billy Sunday
Sunday'''



-->--President Jed Bartlet, having a bad day, ''Series/TheWestWing''

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-->--President -->--'''President Jed Bartlet, Bartlet''', having a bad day, ''Series/TheWestWing''

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->'''L:''' "If there is a God, he totally hates me."
->'''Light:''' "Damn straight I do."

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->'''L:''' "If there is a God, he totally hates me."
->'''Light:'''
"\\
'''Light:'''
"Damn straight I do."



->(flashback) ''Show me the Messiah, damn you! '''SHOW ME!!!'''''
->(narration) ''I screamed at God. [[BoltOfDivineRetribution God screamed back at me.]]''

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->(flashback) ''Show me the Messiah, damn you! '''SHOW ME!!!'''''
->(narration)
ME!!!'''''\\
(narration)
''I screamed at God. [[BoltOfDivineRetribution God screamed back at me.]]''



->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\
\\

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->''"You're a son-of-a-bitch, you know that? She bought her first new car and you hit her with a drunk driver. What, was that supposed to be funny?'' 'You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the mercy of God', ''says Graham Greene. I don't know whose ass he was kissing there 'cause I think you're just vindictive. What was Josh Lyman--a warning shot? [[PapaWolf That was my son]]. What did I ever do to yours except praise his glory and praise his name? There's a tropical storm that's gaining speed and power. They say we haven't had a storm this bad since you took out that tender ship of mine in the north Atlantic last year, 68 crew. Do you know what a tender ship does? [[AndYourLittleDogToo Fixes the other ships]]. Doesn’t even carry guns, just goes around, fixes the other ships and delivers the mail, that’s all it can do. [[SmartPeopleKnowLatin Gratias tibi ago, Domine.]][[note]]Thank you, Lord.[[/note]]\\
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[[/note]]\\\



->'''Forrest Gump:''' (voice over) "Now, me, I was scared! But Lieutenant Dan? He was ''mad!''
->'''Lt. Dan Taylor:''' (shouting to sky) "Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You'll! Never! Sink! This! Boat!]]'''''

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->'''Forrest Gump:''' (voice over) "Now, me, I was scared! But Lieutenant Dan? He was ''mad!''
->'''Lt.
''mad!''\\
'''Lt.
Dan Taylor:''' (shouting to sky) "Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You'll! Never! Sink! This! Boat!]]'''''




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-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin'''

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-->-- '''GeorgeCarlin'''
'''Creator/GeorgeCarlin'''
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->''"Y'know, boy, guilt is like a bag of fucking bricks. All you gotta do is set it down. Who are you carrying all those bricks for anyway? God? Is ''that'' it? God? Well, I'll tell ya--lemme give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts! He gives this extraordinary gift and then, what does he do? I swear--for his own amusement, his own private cosmic gag reel--he sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time! Look. ''But don't touch!'' Touch. ''But don't taste!'' Taste. ''Don't swallow!'' Ha ha! And while you're jumping from one foot to the next, ''he's'' laughing his sick, fucking ass off!! He's a tight-ass, he's a sadist, he's an absentee landlord! Worship THAT? Never!"''
-->--'''John Milton''', ''Film/TheDevilsAdvocate''
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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK me!"''

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->''"Why did you do this to me, God? Next time you're gonna get my hopes up, could you please take me to a grease monkey? 'Cause I like to get lubed before I get FUCKED! Huh?! Some lube would be nice! Or at least a courtesy lick, God! How about a little courtesy lick next time you decide to FUCK me!"''ME!"''
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-->-- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''

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-->-- Jack Burton (Kurt Russell), (Creator/KurtRussell), ''Film/BigTroubleInLittleChina''
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->'''Forrest Gump:''' (voice over) "Now, me, I was scared! But Lieutenant Dan? He was ''mad!''
->'''Lt. Dan Taylor:''' (shouting to sky) "Come on! You call this a storm? Blow, you son of a bitch! Blow! It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here! Come and get me! '''''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You'll! Never! Sink! This! Boat!]]'''''
-->-- ''Film/ForrestGump''

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->''"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!''
->''You cataracts and hurricanoes, spout''
->''Till you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!''
->''You sulphurous and thought-executing fires,''
->''Vaunt-couriers to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,''
->''Singe my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,''
->''Smite flat the thick rotundity o' the world!"''
-->-- King Lear, Act III, Scene 1, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare King Lear]]

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->''"Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks! rage! blow!''
->''You
blow!''\\
''You
cataracts and hurricanoes, spout''
->''Till
spout''\\
''Till
you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!''
->''You
cocks!''\\
''You
sulphurous and thought-executing fires,''
->''Vaunt-couriers
fires,''\\
''Vaunt-couriers
to oak-cleaving thunderbolts,''
->''Singe
thunderbolts,''\\
''Singe
my white head! And thou, all-shaking thunder,''
->''Smite
thunder,''\\
''Smite
flat the thick rotundity o' the world!"''
-->-- King Lear, '''King Lear''', ''Theatre/KingLear'', Act III, Scene 1, [[Creator/WilliamShakespeare King Lear]]
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-->--President Jed Bartlet, having a bad day, ''TheWestWing''

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-->--President Jed Bartlet, having a bad day, ''TheWestWing''''Series/TheWestWing''

->''"Then shall they begin to say to the mountains, Fall on us; and to the hills, Cover us."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheBible'', Luke 23:30 (and Hosea 10:8, with slightly different wording)

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