History Quotes / Satan

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled"

-->-- '''Music/TheRollingStones''', "Sympathy for the Devil"

-->-- '''Isaiah 14:12-15''' (New International Version)

-->-- '''Zechariah 3:1-2''' (JPS Tanakh)

-->-- '''Job 1:7''' (JPS Tanakh)

->''And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.''
-->-- [[Literature/TheBible I Chronicles 21:1]] on Satan.

->I, Lucifer, Fallen Angel, Prince of Darkness, Bringer of Light, Ruler of Hell, Lord of the Flies, Father of Lies, Apostate Supreme, Tempter of Mankind, Old Serpent, Prince of This World, Seducer, Accuser, Tormentor, Blasphemer, and without doubt Best Fuck in the Seen and Unseen Universe (ask Eve, that minx)...

[[TimeAbyss The Enemy remembers all Ages]]. When it becomes necessary to utter a name, we shiver. And that name is Eblis. He is [[OurAngelsAreDifferent one of the builders]]. He helped construct Hell in the time before time before time. When it becomes necessary to utter a word, we shudder. And that word is Nephilim. He is one of [[FallenAngel the fallen Host]]. Gaia still remembers his tinkering."''

''"My husband was a logging man... he met the devil. Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke."''

->''"Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.\\
My husband was a logging man... he met the devil. Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke."''

->''Here at least we shall be free; the Almighty hath not built here for his envy, will not drive us hence: Here we may reign secure, and in my choice to reign is worth ambition, though in Hell: Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.''
-->-- Satan's defiant proclamation after losing the War in Heaven, ''John Milton's Literature/ParadiseLost''

->"I know there is a God because in Rwanda I shook hands with the devil. I have seen him, I have smelled him and I have touched him. I know the devil exists and therefore I know there is a God."
-->--'''Roméo Dallaire''', ''J'ai serré la main du diable''

->They used to call the devil the father of lies. But for someone whose sin is meant to be {{pride}}, you'd think that lying would leave something of a sour taste. So my theory is that when the devil wants to get something out of you, he doesn't lie at all. He tells you the exact, [[WillNotTellALie literal truth]]. And he lets you find your own way to hell.
-->-- '''Mr. Easterman,''' '''Comicbook/{{Lucifer}}''' #10: ''"Children and Monsters, Part 1"''

->We must give Satan the benefit of the doubt. God wrote all the evidence.
-->-- '''Creator/MarkTwain'''

->"''We're talking about the discovery of yet another body; another one of God's creatures found mutilated and desecrated nearly beyond recognition. We ask ourselves, who could've done such a thing? What fiend created in God's own image could be so vile and sinister? What degenerate, what God-less piece of filth could have committed such a heinous act? What calculated purveyor of pain and misery? I'll tell you; An impostor of humanity, a demon hiding in man's skin and bones. A soul-less vessel of hate and depravity. And we know his name. Satan is among us, people. He walks our streets...''"
--> -- OpeningNarration to an Music/MCBushpig song

->I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.
-->-- '''St. Theresa of Avila'''

->Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

->My husband was a logging man... he met the devil. Fire is the devil, hiding like a coward in the smoke.
-->-- '''The Log Lady''', ''Series/TwinPeaks''

->"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist."

->"The devil can cite the Scriptures for his purpose; but the ''eternal true devil'' can cite ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' for his purpose."
-->--'''Roger X. Carasso'''

->There ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.
-->--'''Tom Waits'''

->Satan fell by force of gravity, by taking himself too gravely.
-->--'''Creator/GKChesterton'''

->How you have fallen from heaven, morning star, son of the dawn! You have been cast down to the earth, you who once laid low the nations! You said in your heart, “I will ascend to the heavens; I will raise my throne above the stars of God; I will sit enthroned on the mount of assembly, on the utmost heights of Mount Zaphon. I will ascend above the tops of the clouds; I will make myself like the Most High.” But you are brought down to the realm of the dead, to the depths of the pit.
-->--'''Isaiah 14:12-15''' (New International Version)

->And he showed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the LORD, and Satan standing at his right hand to accuse him. And the LORD said unto Satan: 'The LORD rebuke thee, O Satan, yea, the LORD that hath chosen Jerusalem rebuke thee; is not this man a brand plucked out of the fire?'
-->--'''Zechariah 3:1-2''' (JPS Tanakh)

->And the LORD said unto Satan, Where dost thou come from? Then Satan answered the LORD and said, From going to and fro in the earth and from walking up and down in it.
-->--'''Job 1:7''' (JPS Tanakh)

->He has woven himself into the fabric of your lives since the dawn of time. Some may call him Abaddon. Some may call him Krop Tor. Some may call him Satan. Or Lucifer. Or the King of Despair. The Deathless Prince. The Bringer of Night...
-->--'''Possessed Ood''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Impossible Planet"

->It was so angry. It was fury and rage and death. It was ''him.'' It was the Devil.
-->--'''Toby''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Satan Pit"

-->-- ''[[Literature/ILucifer I, Lucifer]]'' by Glen Duncan (page 1)

->''And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.''
-->-- [[Literature/TheBible I Chronicles 21:1]] on Satan.

->''I am Beezelbub, Lucifer, The Reaper of Souls, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking The Really Angry One]], [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I am SATAN!!!!!]]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}'', "Hot, Bothered, and Bedeviled"

->"Could it beeeeeeeeeeee....''SATAN!?''"
-->-- Creator/DanaCarvey as ''[[Series/SaturdayNightLive The Church Lady]]''

->"''For too long, so many lies and so much misinformation have been spread about Satan. RHP religions have for far too long, written the book on how they believe him to appear, how they believe Demons to look and these are nothing but blasphemous lies. He is not red with horns and a tail, nor does he look like a Halloween monster. He does not have flaming red eyes or rubbery wings. These depictions are intended to insult, denigrate, and blaspheme him. Contrary to Satanism being labeled as "darkness," Satan appears wearing a long white robe, [and looks more or less human.]''"
-->-- [[http://www.angelfire.com/empire/serpentis666/Satan.html Joy of Satan Website]]

->"Lucifer, you're my brother and I love you...but you are a ''great, big bag of dicks''. Play the victim all you want, but you and me? We know the truth. [[{{God}} Dad]] loved you best. More than [[ArchangelMichael Michael]]...more than [[ArchangelGabriel me]]. Then he brought the new baby home, and ''you'' couldn't handle it."

->'''Catherine:''' Are you one of them?\\
'''[[FaceFramedInShadow Shadowy Figure]]:''' Them?\\
'''Catherine:''' Are you an angel?!\\
'''Shadowy Figure:''' I am the first angel. Loved once above all others. A pure, perfect love. [In sing-songy tone] But like all true love, one day it withered on the vine...
-->--''Film/TheProphecy''

->''"I don't know if I've mentioned this, but I am the morning star, the fallen one, the first and most damned child of creation. Magic is the power of creation, children. It cannot harm me."''
-->--'''Lucyfar''', ''Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain''

->''Pleased to meet you, hope you've guessed my name''
->''But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game.''
-->--'''Music/TheRollingStones''', "Sympathy for the Devil"

-->--'''Gaunter O'Dimm's theme''', ''Videogame/TheWitcher3WildHunt''

->Beware, sweetling, a beast stalks Sheol. It crosses mountains and [[OneManArmy leaves walls and weapons broken]].
->Initiate the King James Protocol. The code is 9 and 18. The password is "Revelations." Transmit!
->Beware the three traitors. [[Literature/TheDivineComedy Brutus, Cassius, and Judas Iscariot]] march in Sheol, demon-chewed and filled with hate. But the demons and the wicked dead are a shadow of a shade compared to their master. Beware the beat of his wings.
->Initiate the verboten secrets.
->[[TimeAbyss The Enemy remembers all Ages]]. When it becomes necessary to utter a name, we shiver. And that name is Eblis. He is [[OurAngelsAreDifferent one of the builders]]. He helped construct Hell in the time before time before time. When it becomes necessary to utter a word, we shudder. And that word is Nephilim. He is one of [[FallenAngel the fallen Host]]. Gaia still remembers his tinkering.
-->--'''The Buzzing,''' ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''